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Offline damon loves JT

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Re: January Transfer Window - Rumours, Links, B*llsh*t and Made-Up Nonsense
« Reply #8040 on: January 31, 2011, 08:57:25 PM »
Quote from: Villadawg on January 31, 2011, 08:54:54 PM
Quote from: JUAN PABLO on January 31, 2011, 08:53:07 PM
Jim White   what a twat  " I wish I was at home watching this"   

I wish he was as well.

I wish he was at home watching me break his toes one by one with a hammer
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Offline pauliewalnuts

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Re: January Transfer Window - Rumours, Links, B*llsh*t and Made-Up Nonsense
« Reply #8041 on: January 31, 2011, 09:01:07 PM »
Quote from: damon green on January 31, 2011, 08:57:25 PM
Quote from: Villadawg on January 31, 2011, 08:54:54 PM
Quote from: JUAN PABLO on January 31, 2011, 08:53:07 PM
Jim White   what a twat  " I wish I was at home watching this"   

I wish he was as well.

I wish he was at home watching me break his toes one by one with a hammer

Ha ha, very good, but I have to question whether that is even do-able.

I doubt you'd get enough seperation between toes to do them one by one. I'd go for two big blows per foot.
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Offline midnite

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Re: January Transfer Window - Rumours, Links, B*llsh*t and Made-Up Nonsense
« Reply #8042 on: January 31, 2011, 09:01:54 PM »
I think it's funny watching who ever he is co presenting with. As they wince having to sit next to him, shouting down their ear. U think they play rock, scissors, paper, stone to see who draws the shift working with old mr White?
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Offline bertlambshank

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Re: January Transfer Window - Rumours, Links, B*llsh*t and Made-Up Nonsense
« Reply #8043 on: January 31, 2011, 09:02:14 PM »
Quote from: damon green on January 31, 2011, 08:57:25 PM
Quote from: Villadawg on January 31, 2011, 08:54:54 PM
Quote from: JUAN PABLO on January 31, 2011, 08:53:07 PM
Jim White   what a twat  " I wish I was at home watching this"   

I wish he was as well.

I wish he was at home watching me break his toes one by one with a hammer
He would still be shouting.How about a breezeblock off his nugget.
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Offline JUAN PABLO

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Re: January Transfer Window - Rumours, Links, B*llsh*t and Made-Up Nonsense
« Reply #8044 on: January 31, 2011, 09:04:25 PM »
Quote from: midnite on January 31, 2011, 09:01:54 PM
I think it's funny watching who ever he is co presenting with. As they wince having to sit next to him, shouting down their ear. U think they play rock, scissors, paper, stone to see who draws the shift working with old mr White?
[/quote

no wonder Charlotte Jackson looked really happy when she was finishing her shift....
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Offline damon loves JT

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Re: January Transfer Window - Rumours, Links, B*llsh*t and Made-Up Nonsense
« Reply #8045 on: January 31, 2011, 09:04:47 PM »
Breezeblocks lack density. A granite cobble would work for me. But he would have to be able to see it coming. Nice flat trajectory, between the eyes, `thokkk!'

Oh yes.
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Offline Toronto Villa

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Re: January Transfer Window - Rumours, Links, B*llsh*t and Made-Up Nonsense
« Reply #8046 on: January 31, 2011, 09:04:51 PM »
Quote from: pauliebentnuts on January 31, 2011, 08:44:34 PM
"Harry" this, "Harry" that, FUCK OFF.

There's no "H" in Harry
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Offline Chris Smith

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Re: January Transfer Window - Rumours, Links, B*llsh*t and Made-Up Nonsense
« Reply #8047 on: January 31, 2011, 09:06:11 PM »
Quote from: damon green on January 31, 2011, 08:57:25 PM
Quote from: Villadawg on January 31, 2011, 08:54:54 PM
Quote from: JUAN PABLO on January 31, 2011, 08:53:07 PM
Jim White   what a twat  " I wish I was at home watching this"   
was as well.

I wish he was at home watching me break his toes one by one with a hammer

You're too kind, I'd go straight for the ankles.
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Offline curiousorange

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Re: January Transfer Window - Rumours, Links, B*llsh*t and Made-Up Nonsense
« Reply #8048 on: January 31, 2011, 09:07:12 PM »
Quote from: JUAN PABLO on January 31, 2011, 09:04:25 PM
Quote from: midnite on January 31, 2011, 09:01:54 PM
I think it's funny watching who ever he is co presenting with. As they wince having to sit next to him, shouting down their ear. U think they play rock, scissors, paper, stone to see who draws the shift working with old mr White?
[/quote

no wonder Charlotte Jackson looked really happy when she was finishing her shift....

Nah, it's 'cos she was going bowling with Gray and Keys.
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Re: January Transfer Window - Rumours, Links, B*llsh*t and Made-Up Nonsense
« Reply #8049 on: January 31, 2011, 09:07:41 PM »
El Hadji Diouf gone to Blackburn - there's a marriage made in heaven.
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Offline bertlambshank

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Re: January Transfer Window - Rumours, Links, B*llsh*t and Made-Up Nonsense
« Reply #8050 on: January 31, 2011, 09:07:57 PM »
Quote from: damon green on January 31, 2011, 09:04:47 PM
Breezeblocks lack density. A granite cobble would work for me. But he would have to be able to see it coming. Nice flat trajectory, between the eyes, `thokkk!'

Oh yes.
You funny bugger!
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Offline Monty

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Re: January Transfer Window - Rumours, Links, B*llsh*t and Made-Up Nonsense
« Reply #8051 on: January 31, 2011, 09:08:29 PM »
Quote from: usav on January 31, 2011, 09:07:41 PM
El Hadji Diouf gone to Blackburn - there's a marriage made in heaven.

Rangers you mean. FROM Blackburn.
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Offline eastie

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Re: January Transfer Window - Rumours, Links, B*llsh*t and Made-Up Nonsense
« Reply #8052 on: January 31, 2011, 09:13:45 PM »
Well, that seems to be our business done, what a great month for us in the transfer Market, well done to everyone involved!

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Offline Monty

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Re: January Transfer Window - Rumours, Links, B*llsh*t and Made-Up Nonsense
« Reply #8053 on: January 31, 2011, 09:15:08 PM »
Quote from: eastie on January 31, 2011, 09:13:45 PM
Well, that seems to be our business done, what a great month for us in the transfer Market, well done to everyone involved!

Seconded. Randy, Faulkner Houllier and all the scouts and so on deserve tremendous credit.
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Offline b23

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Re: January Transfer Window - Rumours, Links, B*llsh*t and Made-Up Nonsense
« Reply #8054 on: January 31, 2011, 09:19:07 PM »
Im really glad that Blackburns El Hadji Diouf has joined Rangers. I dont like him. I bet im not the only football fan who's glad to see the back of him.
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