January Transfer Window - Rumours, Links, B*llsh*t and Made-Up Nonsense

[Chris Smith]

I think the next cb we sign should be scrawny, Jewish and a Lesbian.

Woody Allen is only two those so that rules him out.

[Clampy]

i will be gobsmacked if we sign samba. i do feel tho the next cb we buy will be 6foot plus, black and very athletic, sambas only 2 of those. dont rule out any more man city rejects lescott or micha richards maybe

I'm not that overfussed on Samba to be honest. Blackburn have robbed us once already when we paid over the odds for Warnock. Unless there's someone really good out there available like Lescott, i'd rather wait and see how the back four work out with the new midfield in front of them. 

[damon loves JT]

I will settle for fat, deaf and Sikh

[ozzjim]

I will settle for fat, deaf and Sikh

I am going to Female, dwarf and large armed.... I think Collins would play well with this type.

[Matt C]

What about that Huddersfield keeper, wasn't he left out of the team the other night?

[nodge]

Asian, midget, amputee for me

[Holy Trinity]

Asian, midget, amputee for me

leave alex bruces wife out of this lol

[Crabman]

I think the next cb we sign should be scrawny, Jewish and a Lesbian.

Sam Ronson it is then.

[eastie]

Quite concievable by next tue we could be on the shoulders of the top 10 and hot on the heels of Sunderland- a couple of wins changes a lot of things and maybe in that position we will look a more attractive bet to some players.

[Dave]

Quite concievable by next tue we could be on the shoulders of the top 10 and hot on the heels of Sunderland- a couple of wins changes a lot of things and maybe in that position we will look a more attractive bet to some players.

I'd hope that any player who is likely to join us isn't going to base that decision on whether we're in 17th or 13th position.

[Stu]

mystery man saying we will be pleased about the calibre of these players although bent was our marquee signing

Not having a go at you here pav, but can we have some sort of word filter for this horrible term. It makes no effing sense.

[PeterWithe]

What about that Huddersfield keeper, wasn't he left out of the team the other night?

He's going to be out of the team for some time, he's done his knee ligaments.

[PeterWithe]

mystery man saying we will be pleased about the calibre of these players although bent was our marquee signing

Not having a go at you here pav, but can we have some sort of word filter for this horrible term. It makes no effing sense.

It did when we signed Richard Dunne as we needed a big tent for the press conference.

[eastie]

No dave, but a team with new signings and lookinG as though we have turned the corner is a more attractive proposition to some than a team battling relegation- I really feel we will finish in the top 10 and all this bollocks in the press about joining a team battling relegation will be put to bed.

Something very exciting is happening here and I see good times around the corner.

[pav]

mystery man saying we will be pleased about the calibre of these players although bent was our marquee signing

Not having a go at you here pav, but can we have some sort of word filter for this horrible term. It makes no effing sense.

Ok then Stuart , it basically means that , the gentleman on villa talk known as mystery man , was referring to possible targets that could be signed shortly , but Darren Bent was our biggest/ eye brow raiser I.e. marquee signing ....I was merely  quoting what MM said , apologies if didnt make er..effing sense ( raised eyebrow and tutting emotion thingy )