The General C. Krulak Thread XVI

[Drummond]

General, do you prefer Red or Brown sauce on a sausage sandwich? (or maybe none at all)

[dicedlam]

General, refering to the question Drummond posed.
Do you even like a sausage sandwich?

We need answers General.

[Malandro]

I'd try a bacon and egg sarnie without sauce, I did this morning and I think you really appreciate the bacon more.

[Gabster]

Hi General, see the post on replica shirt delay. How come I have seen the new shirt on sale in Melbourne minus sponsor. I have posted a picture in that thread.

By the way keep up the good work.

[BannedUserIAT]

Maybe Nike have spun a line of BS over some dodgy thread instead of admitting that they've shipped a load sans sponsor, thus attempting to negate a backlash from FX Pro (Trade Forex like a Pro) as well as Villa.

[ckrulak]

General Krulak here:

1.  Villa Subamrine:  "same mistakes"??  I can tell you that none of the Board feels like we made mistakes as a result of what has happened this summer.  We did not ask for the Manager to leave  5 days before the beginning of the season.  We did what any Club would do...the owner immediately went into action...getting advice, meeting with potential managers, traveling around the UK and Europe talking with people, made our pick and went after him....and got him.  The kit?  What did you want us to do?  Sew the kit ourselves?  This was NOT a good summer...we are sorry about that but to blame the Board on the summer is a bit far fetched.

2.  Do you think it might be time to get on with things?  We have a season of games to look forward to...we need to focus on that and not on what happened this summer.  I am willing to try and answer questions but to continue to discuss the Manager, the kit, etc. just doesn't seem to be a good use of our time.

3.  I am watching the game...we need to get one in the past few minutes.

[sfx412]

We need more than that General, much much more.
Clever move to promote Sid Cowans great stuff.

[Jockey Randall]

General, HP or Heinz?

[Bottom Right 89]

General, like the new Assistant manager and coach appointments. we'll be back on the up in no time.

Try HP's Honey Woodsmoke with a Bacon sarnie - its a rascal.

[The Situation]

Hey General;

Does Richard Dunne participate in cardio sessions in the gym at Bodymoor Heath and why wasn't he told in pre-season to lose a few kilos?

[Lucky Eddie]

General these lads are entitled to their opinion - after all, they've certainly earnt it; buying their replica kits and going down to the club shop on their childrens Birthdays!

I know and respect plenty of people like them and certainly don't consider myself to be in any way above them; or anyone else for that matter. I just wanted to use this forum as my way of informing you that the afore mentioned former quiters will not be welcomed back to this club by those that love it as I do.

[Apyadg]

Dear General,

Do you think Lucky Eddie is a ******, as much as I do?

Regards,

[Lucky Eddie]

General, 

Do you think his Dad's just bought him his first season ticket?


;-)

[pauliewalnuts]

Excellently done, chaps.

Any   more   of this nonsense and it is straight to bans.

[PaulMcGrathsNo5Shirt]

General

A small gripe, but one in which I think you should hear about.

Got to the ticket office today about half an hour before the game to get tickets for pals for the game against  Blackburn on Wednesday. Considering it was half an hour before kick off I was surprised at how quiet the ticket office was and walked up the ramp bit to go inside the shop to be met by some young fella in a yellow club jacket who enquired as to what I was trying to purchase. "Blackburn tickets mate" was my reply.  He then told me that it was 'todays match only', and 'you'll have to come back after the game" - I told him I wasn't able to come back after the game and as the queue was so small (I estimate a 5 minute wait at most) would it really matter?

Now I appreciate if it was chaotic with people after tickets for todays game his point would be valid but surely common sense should have prevailed? My pals now probably won't go to the game as they won't get there early enough on Wednesday to collect tickets.

Please don't tell me to phone the ticket number either, it costs a bloody fortune to listen to God knows how many minutes worth of ticket offers and availability.