So what I have missed?

[Yossarian]

As some of you might have noticed I have not been around recently. That's because I have been, for the last few weeks, in a remote part or the Outer Hebrides away from all media and the internet. I have just got back and not only has the board moved but judging by the number of new posts there must have been some pretty significant action.

So what have I missed? Does all the new posts mean that MON has signed Djemba-Djemba again to partner Milner in the centre of midfield? What have our games been like so far, I suppose they have been dreary low scoring ones like last season?

[Jimbo]

Do you have a chair handy?

[supertom]

You know the apocalypse?...

[Legion]

WTF is going on? I go away for two weeks and everything is different.

[Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air]

"A week is a long time in politics" said Harold Wilson. It can be a bloody eternity in the ups and downs of Aston Villa.

[PaulWinch again]

WTF is going on? I go away for two weeks and everything is different.

Well you might want to avoid the 'highlights' of today's game. Absolutely fucking atrocious.

[garyshawsknee]

You may wanna go back.

[PaulWinch again]

"A week is a long time in politics" said Harold Wilson. It can be a bloody eternity in the ups and downs of Aston Villa.

I like that Andy, I'm stealing it for Facebook!

[Lee]

WTF is going on? I go away for two weeks and everything is different.

They made sure that they changed everything whilst you were away Lee

[Toronto Villa]

As some of you might have noticed I have not been around recently. That's because I have been, for the last few weeks, in a remote part or the Outer Hebrides away from all media and the internet. I have just got back and not only has the board moved but judging by the number of new posts there must have been some pretty significant action.

So what have I missed? Does all the new posts mean that MON has signed Djemba-Djemba again to partner Milner in the centre of midfield? What have our games been like so far, I suppose they have been dreary low scoring ones like last season?

Bloody hell Barton. You'll need a stiff drink and a comfy chair.

[The Situation]

You'd be better off returning to the secluded Outer Hebrides after today...

[Legion]

WTF is going on? I go away for two weeks and everything is different.

They made sure that they changed everything whilst you were away Lee

Very true. Need to check with Martin why I get random E-Mail notifications.