Andreas Weimann

[danlanza]

I fart in his agents general direction. His mother was a hamster and his father stank of elderberries.

[PeterWithesShin]

That article says Norwich are interested in him,
Bugger, we've got no chance of keeping him now

Maybe we can persuade Norwich to swap Holt for him?

[peter w]

*phone rings*

Andi its me, don't worry about Villa if they don't offer you enough. I've had plenty of other offers.

Oh really? Who?

Ha! get this. Norwich, Newcastle, and Sunderland. Eh? Andi? Andi??

*silence* You fu...how much do I pay you, again?

*puts phone down*

[pauliewalnuts]

Norwich are interested in Weimann, pretty much in the sense that I am interested in Megan Fox.

[Mazrim]

It's a far more likely union Paulie.

Megan Walnuts. hmmmm......

[Toronto Villa]

It's a far more likely union Paulie.

Megan Walnuts. hmmmm......

More like Paulie Fox

[peter w]

It's a far more likely union Paulie.

Megan Walnuts. hmmmm......

More like Paulie Fox

To be fair one sounds like a Hollywood star the other a shit Eastenders actress.

[Toronto Villa]

It's a far more likely union Paulie.

Megan Walnuts. hmmmm......

More like Paulie Fox

To be fair one sounds like a Hollywood star the other a shit Eastenders actress.

I'm thinking she isn't changing her last name for Paulie. He'll just follow along, nod and say yes.

[Ads]

Norwich are interested in Weimann, pretty much in the sense that I am interested in Megan Fox.

They stand outside his house, greasing their weasel in the bushes?

[VillaAlways]

Norwich are interested in Weimann, pretty much in the sense that I am interested in Megan Fox.

Yet Norwich fans think it would be a slight step up for him.Many also consider Lambert coming to Villa as a sideways move at best based on where the respective teams have finished over the last two seasons.They really are a deluded lot

[robbo1874]

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Interesting to read about the Villa groundsman being headhunted by PSG- Good Luck to you, you obviously deserve the plaudits that have come your way. I find it incredible that modern day pitches, especially at Villa Park, show no discernible difference from the last game of the season to the first.

I think it's a lot to do with better drainage, more resilient turf and improved preparation in recent years.

[olaftab]

That article says Norwich are interested in him,
Bugger, we've got no chance of keeping him now

Maybe we can persuade Norwich to swap Holt for him?

Oh come on...we are not that lucky. If only!

[Clampy]

Norwich are interested in Weimann, pretty much in the sense that I am interested in Megan Fox.

Yet Norwich fans think it would be a slight step up for him.Many also consider Lambert coming to Villa as a sideways move at best based on where the respective teams have finished over the last two seasons.They really are a deluded lot

Lambert and Villa are not very popular on their main forum. They seem to think Benteke will only go for £18m and that we'll go down next season. Bitter is not the word.

[placeforparks]

Norwich are interested in Weimann, pretty much in the sense that I am interested in Megan Fox.

Yet Norwich fans think it would be a slight step up for him.Many also consider Lambert coming to Villa as a sideways move at best based on where the respective teams have finished over the last two seasons.They really are a deluded lot

that's the dangers of inbreeding for you.

[Ads]

Norwich are interested in Weimann, pretty much in the sense that I am interested in Megan Fox.

Yet Norwich fans think it would be a slight step up for him.Many also consider Lambert coming to Villa as a sideways move at best based on where the respective teams have finished over the last two seasons.They really are a deluded lot

Lambert and Villa are not very popular on their main forum. They seem to think Benteke will only go for £18m and that we'll go down next season. Bitter is not the word.

What do you expect from a club whose biggest achievement is being beaten in a final by the Villa?