David Gold's car attacked outside the King Edward.

[Michel Sibble]

Bloody Mr Tumnus at it again.

Don't forget to mention they were Villa monsters, hey?

Was his window was hit by a dildo?

[Rip Van We Go Again]

Just look at him in that ridiculous West Ham Sorbet shirt.

Prince Caspian loving freak.

[Brend'Watkins]

There's something wrong about that photo with Gold leaning on his car.

It's just dawned on me, it doesn't feature his helicopter in the background so it must be photo shopped.

[TimTheVillain]

He should have waited another 30 minutes ? He probably left after the main crowds had cleared. Someone earlier on in this thread said they were chatting to him in the lounge after the game. Assuming you know the exact location we are talking about he could have possibly come through a minute earlier and the lights were on green and none of this would have occured. In fact, if he had come through 30 minutes later the same morons would probabaly have still been at the pub, more tanked up and even more irresponsible.
But again, are we suggesting anybody should not only have to plan their route away from VP to avoid trouble but now work within certain time constraints ?

Not 'anybody' but certainly him.

RE. 30 minutes ... maybe 45 minutes then.

Like it or not, he is high profile and the ex. Small Heath Chairman.

[Percy McCarthy]

If he has any business interest in Sport Newspapers, and can in any way be held responsible for printing details of rape trials, or the week-long build-up as a young girl gets ready to celebrate her birthday by getting her tits out in this scummy rag, for the titillation of its moronic readers, then I'm going to regard this incident as merely an inadequate bit of karma.

[saunders_heroes]

I wouldn't be surprised if he made it up (or at least exaggerated events) just to gain even more press attention, seeing how he is the biggest media whore in this country.

[shirley_villan]

I wouldn't be surprised if he made it up (or at least exaggerated events) just to gain even more press attention, seeing how he is the biggest media whore in this country.

For a made up version of events, check out this gem posted on Keepriron.co.uk:

did anybody read about the 2 villa fans who smashed up golds bentley outside a villa pub on saturday as he waited for traffic lights a woman stopped to ask him for his autograph and photo and 2 guys crept round the other side and spray painted and smashed it up nice reward going as well. To all you moaners about a bore draw on saturday it was away game remember if we have good home form again any away points are bonuses remember that KRO

[LeeB]

If he has any business interest in Sport Newspapers, and can in any way be held responsible for printing details of rape trials, or the week-long build-up as a young girl gets ready to celebrate her birthday by getting her tits out in this scummy rag, for the titillation of its moronic readers, then I'm going to regard this incident as merely an inadequate bit of karma.

You know it, Percy.

[damon loves JT]

I am struggling to see the damage to his car. Genuinely. What a massive, massive tool.

[Mazrim]

I think what happened is this: Word got around that Mr Gold, the kindest most benevolent fleshlightmonger in all of England had bestowed favour upon the handicapped.
So touched were the local patrons that there was a whip-round to buy him a couple of drinks for his journey home and also by some way, thank him for another three points one of his teams has given us with minimum effort. A couple of pints wouldnt do as they would spill so they would have to be bottles I guess. So when word was recieved that his Imperial Vagesty had pulled up, only the two most rum chaps in the pub were entrusted to escort the gifts outside. They carefully proceeded towards the Lupine smutlord when disaster struck. Some Birmingham City supporters had fouled the pavement and the escorting guard of honour slipped and accidently hurled the bottles towards the car containing Prince Cackbeard. Any curses heard were merely frustration at having failed in their mission to deliver the bottles unscathed and being covered in chav dung.

Fortunately, being such an unpalatable scrote whose popularity comes exactly between Piles and Scouting for Girls, he had already had his windows reinforced and this saved the day. Also, they werent armour piercing bottles as they might have been.
So after a good cry and being piped off by Miss Piggy, he calmed down a bit. Hopefully he'll soon realise he has the wrong end of the stick. In the meantime, if anybody ever sees him in mild peril can they ring the police for him, he cant really be arsed you see.

[cdbearsfan]

I don't like David Gold because of the way he conducted himself at Small Heath. That doesn't mean Villa fans should behave like Small Heath fans. If the windscreen had shattered the driver could easily have been blinded or careered into a lamppost.

If Blose did this to General Krulak we would be calling for them to have points deductions. It's hypocritical of us to pretend it's all a big laugh just because the bloke in question is a wanker.

[Brend'Watkins]

I don't like David Gold because of the way he conducted himself at Small Heath. That doesn't mean Villa fans should behave like Small Heath fans. If the windscreen had shattered the driver could easily have been blinded or careered into a lamppost.

If Blose did this to General Krulak we would be calling for them to have points deductions. It's hypocritical of us to pretend it's all a big laugh just because the bloke in question is a wanker.

Windscreens do not shatter anymore, they haven't for over 20 odd years.  They are made of laminated glass.  The most that could have happened to the windscreen would be a slight crack and even that is very doubtful from a lobed blunt object like a bottle.

I'm not in any way condoning the actions of a moron but I can't help feel that Gold is turning this into something akin to a B movie.   

[cdbearsfan]

I doubt the people throwing the glass were aware that the windscreen wouldn't shatter. I don't want to keep going on about this but if it's all true then Gold, cock though he is, is perfectly entitled to be pissed off.

[Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air]

Its one excuse after another for these glass throwing morons isnt it. Now we have the windscreen wouldnt shatter.
Im sure these idiots did a full health and safety analysis before anything left their grubby hands yes ?

Lets completely put to one side who their target was and what anybody thinks of him. Lets completely put to one side Golds reaction and what he has said to about the incident.

 What if the objects had missed his car and hit a by-stander ? Perhaps somebody with kids that they take down VP would like to justify their actions in any way and tell me how their views may then be slightly different if their own kids had been caught accidently?
How about if it had been one of our more elderly fans who still get themselves down VP being accidently caught ? My Mom kept watching the Villa every home game right up till she died at 85, the one game she stopped going to though was Small Heath at home due to us nearly getting caught up in some trouble one year.
 

[willywombat]

I believe Mazrims version. It was an unfortunate accident and not funny. At all