The James Milner Meeting - Name The Refreshments Etc

[kippaxvilla2]

I say coffee and tea - both in flasks.

I say also a selection of bourbon creams and Morning Coffee biscuits on a china plate with the Aston Villa logo etched in the centre.

Also, number of attendees - five, JM, agent, MO'N, Secretary and Chief Exec.

Agenda

1. Minutes of Last Meeting
2. World Cup Feedback
3. Contractual Negotiations
4. Next Steps
5. Locker Re-allocations
6. Squad Number Changes
7. Any Other Business.

[andyh]

will they be looking at Jimmys holiday snaps as well ? Maybe in AOB ?

[TimTheVillain]

It will be, as known in the army, a meeting without coffee.

It wlll be a short meeting, get the impression MON doesn't do long meetings.

[Hookeysmith]

If i was RL i would start the meeting with

"MON / JM one of you is a fucking liar - whoever it is you are going"

That should start it off well

[kippaxvilla2]

Surely the minutes of the last meeting will clear up any ambiguiity.

[Phil from the upper holte]

If i was RL i would start the meeting with

"MON / JM one of you is a fucking liar - whoever it is you are going"

That should start it off well

Lets hope they are both lying ;)

[Rip Van We Go Again]

MON will want to make it swift as he'll be running the rule over the latest list of overseas players recommended by his vast army of scouts.

[VillaZogmariner]

It will be, as known in the army, a meeting without coffee.

I remember the first time I was told I had to attend one of them. My MEO wasn't impressed when I turned up with a mug of tea.

[PaulTheVillan]

A.O.B here is just everyone sitting round a table saying "no thanks".

[TheSandman]

MON will want to make it swift as he'll be running the rule over the latest list of overseas players recommended by his vast army of scouts.

Has he had Risso running the rule over some lads in the Isle of Man Canada Life Premier League then?

[WALTERS WARRIORS]

Opening line from MON "you are calling me a liar and your fucking knee caps will be scattered on the man city pitch in the next 24 hrs " ..............

[bobcat]

MON: Do you want to go or not?

JM: I want to go but I wont say that publicly or you wont give me a payout as per my contract when you sell me.

MON: So you do want to go?

JM: Yes but you shouldn't of said that I do.

MON: If you want to go then put in a transfer request.

JM: I wont do that as I wont get the payout.

MON: Forget any payout, you're going.

JM: I'm not going without a payout.

MON: Then get your training gear on and get outside and stop wasting my fucking time.

[MoetVillan]

Bobcat, I would love that to be it

[KevinGage]

MON will want to make it swift as he'll be running the rule over the latest list of overseas players recommended by his vast army of scouts.

Acid on a Monday Fletch?

Shine on, you crazy diamond.

[The Man With A Stick]

An ITK at Villa Park informs me they got through three packets of Party Rings, the bloody gannets.