Team of to Algarve on Wednesday

[peter w]

You would have done if it hadn't been for those pesky kids...

Would it be seen as a rum do if I suggested that I wanted to read that as 'perky' and make inappropriate jokes thereafter?

[WALTERS WARRIORS]

After this Grammer lesson. Milner is on the plane Wednesday ............

grammar

That was supposed to be part of the sarcasm ............

[brian green]

Grammatical.   Grammar is a noun.   Lesson is a noun.   A noun can only be qualified by an adjective unless preceded by a preposition.   Thus you can have a lesson in grammar or a grammatical lesson.

Where are you Darren?

[Legion]

He's in Perpignan preparing to get married.

[Mazrim]

Perpignan is French for "Each porcine grandmother".

True.

[peter w]

He's in Perpignan preparing to get married.

He's out on the piss whilst slowly shaking his head?