0% Villa. A letter to Gold and Sullivan from a West Ham fan.

[Chico Hamilton III]

81 quid for 2 tickets for West Ham's first game of the season???

Outrageous!!

I hope he means West Ham's first home game of the season

[Ennis]

here it is:

[kipeye]

Has Sendo seen this thread yet?

[MoetVillan]

Did West ham steal a job lot of toasters from the national History Museum and then just turn the heating elements round?

[pauliewalnuts]

Did West ham steal a job lot of toasters from the national History Museum and then just turn the heating elements round?

I had to look at the picture in a measure of disbelief, then mentally rotate it, but yes, by jove, that actually does work.

Nicely done.

[MoetVillan]

I have had a shit day at work, can you tell!

[Dave Cooper please]

here it is:

So basically it leaves large parts of your toast uncooked?

Great.

[kipeye]

Can't wait to see the Pop Tart Porno pop-up.

[Clampy]

here it is:

So basically it leaves large parts of your toast uncooked?

Great.

And you need to pratically burn the bread to make it come out like in that picture.

[Mazrim]

[Dr Butler]

I wondered how long before........Superb Maz.

[lordmcgrath5]

Great letter, and yes, our club should also take note.

[Lowendbehold]

Brilliant, if you could print that on a T shirt and sell them outside the Holte End you will make a *ucking fortune.

[richard moore]

Agree completely, I've spoken to a few people recently, fans of different clubs who are fed up and choosing to spend their hard-earned elsewhere.

I think away from the usual high profile games this coming season, we are going to be seeing a lot of empty seats at a lot of grounds for run of the mill games where one will watch over-hyped footballers playing a very poor standard of kick and rush. And I don't just mean Villa Park (winkey thing!). I'm certainly going to be scrutinising the worth of going to any games much more carefully this season as my disenchantment with the whole sordid and sorry state that is modern day football takes hold....

[Pete3206]

Depressingly spot on Richard.