Pre-season Friendlies Match Thread

[Beijing Villan]

Great turn by the Fonz.

Good effort by Albrighton.

[cdbearsfan]

Albrighton volley just wide. Could've done with a Benfica-esque flukey deflection.

[boboonthecorner]

They're using the ball much smarter than Villa.

Our first touch is always fucking dreadful, for supposedly highly paid professionals it can be embarrassing sometimes. Forwards look shite........

[Shrek]

its so annoying last night wasnt too bad. but its shite tonight!

[Dave Cooper please]

Unlucky Albrighton, nice technique to bring it down and volley.
This kid should make it as a Premiership player.

[olaftab]

The Benifica coach looks like a german porn star!

[Beijing Villan]

Aftab - you an expert on German porn ??!

[Ads]

Looking at their manager I'd say there is a German porn film missing its male lead.

[pauliewalnuts]

Who is alongside Petrov in the middle?

I've been waiting to see / hear for ten minutes but am none the wiser.

[Ads]

Three coniserus in German porn.

[Karl Bridges]

its so annoying last night wasnt too bad. but its shite tonight!

I arrived at HT last night and it was all doom and gloom, saying how shite we were. This could be a game of two halves. It's the old rope a dope trick.

[curiousorange]

Barring the late free kick last night, Ash's set pieces have been awful on this trip.

[TheSandman]

Who is alongside Petrov in the middle?

I've been waiting to see / hear for ten minutes but am none the wiser.

I think he's wearing his magic wristband of invisibility again.

[olaftab]

If only Ash could cross...

[pauliewalnuts]

Who is alongside Petrov in the middle?

I've been waiting to see / hear for ten minutes but am none the wiser.

I think he's wearing his magic wristband of invisibility again.

Is it really Sidwell?

Well, that sums him up