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Offline VillaZogmariner

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« Reply #30 on: July 13, 2010, 03:30:36 PM »
To be fair this part made me laugh.

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Being an equal opportunities employer, Purity felt responsible to take on a Birmingham City fan.

Offline Dante Lavelli

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« Reply #31 on: July 13, 2010, 04:03:50 PM »
You'd have never guessed he liked real ale.

Offline TimTheVillain

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« Reply #32 on: July 13, 2010, 05:23:04 PM »
I don't think a 'pie and a pint' happens in a singular way here.

Offline Mike Jeffries

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« Reply #33 on: July 13, 2010, 06:29:05 PM »
Quite frankly............ARSE!

Offline ChrissyPrice

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« Reply #34 on: July 13, 2010, 08:03:38 PM »
I thought at least they'd taken on that really fat Blues fan, not just any old fat Blues fan.

I assume this one can probably read and write. They might have made more of it.

Offline Bigmelonface

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« Reply #35 on: July 14, 2010, 01:31:58 PM »
Quote from: "John M"
Quote from: "LeeS"
Quote from: "John M"
Quote from: "Guy M"
Quote from: "Can Carew Be Bothered!?!?"
It could be...they could go all the way and let us drink whilst watching the game as well!

I find it annoying enough people making their way to their seats 5 minutes after the game's started, leaving 5 minutes before half-time, returning 5 minutes into the second half and then leaving 5 minutes early. And that's without an awful lot for them to do in the concourses.

Allow everyone to purchase alcohol during the match and consume it in the stands and you'll have even more irritating coming and goings (and that's not even taking into account the added, required toilet breaks).

In my opinion, f you want a beer that much while watching a football match, go to the pub. If you want to watch the match live, in the ground, then not being able to drink beer for two 45 minute periods isn't an awful lot to ask.


Seems to work OK at cricket grounds.

They dont let you come and go while the action is on. You wait until they are between overs.


I was more thinking of those Red Stripe girls that come round to your seat with a Ghostbusters style back pack full of beer.


So was I then I ejaculated in to my pants.

Online dave.woodhall

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« Reply #36 on: July 14, 2010, 01:34:24 PM »
That's one customer they've lost.

Offline greenwichvilla

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« Reply #37 on: July 14, 2010, 02:33:34 PM »
Dave,

Would it be allright for me to announce my next job change on this site in a similar manner?

Offline TimTheVillain

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« Reply #38 on: August 06, 2010, 01:43:14 PM »

Offline Des Little

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« Reply #39 on: August 06, 2010, 03:31:35 PM »
What is it with Villa and pissy beer?

 


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