Kevin Akram is back !

[Greg N'Ash]

keyboard's fucked. can't type mr.

[eastie]

I personally don't use any other villa forums or sites as I find this such a good one that I've never been interested in looking elsewhere.

On the subject of keV- I've never sat in the north stand so not seen him but I thought whistles in the crowd were banned because some players used to stop on thinking the ref had blown?

[VillaZogmariner]

You get sarcastic with me again and I will stuff so much cotton wool down your fucking throat that it'll come out of your arse like a wee tail on a Playboy Bunny.

[Dave Cooper please]

Perhaps he was just complimenting Dave on his superior Vagina?

I have got a mighty fine minge even if I say so myself.

[martin]

I certainly didn't hate him because until about two minutes ago I didn't know him.

But I do now.

I know him because I've met him a thousand times before.

He's the bloke who'll organize some stunt to lie naked in a bath full of baked beans on Red Nose Day, not because he cares about charity but because it gives him an excuse to.

He's the bloke who dresses up as Santa to the away game at Christmas.  

He's the bloke who'll take his shirt off in winter and pump his pudgy fists in the air to rouse 'the lads' into a chorus of Martin O'Neill's Claret and Blue Army even though no one's in the mood for it and gets borderline aggressive with anyone who doesn't respond.

He's the bloke who can't enter a room without wanting to take ownership of it and everyone within it with some half-witted exclamation of arrival, usually at a pointlessly loud volume.

He's the bloke who'll pick out the shyest and most socially uncomfortable member in any group and try to make things as excrutiating for him as possible with 'friendly' headlocks, tummy pummels and jokes about cock sizes and his wife's sexual preferences.

That steward should be given the freedom of the city.

[VillaZogmariner]

I like you Martin!

[Mazrim]

Martin, run. Don't look back.

[Percy McCarthy]

The bloke is one annoying tit - hopefully he has had his whistle confiscated or better still, rammed up his arse.

The combination of "KEV" and Emile made most of my Villa Park visits an  unpleasant experience.

Don`t get me started on MON`s tactics:)

Sit elsewhere, just a serving suggestion.

And of course that's dead easy in a stadium where your seat is allocated to you via your ticket.

Shit, sorry, wasn't meant to reply to your posts was I? Ah well.

Why not Dave, has he taken out an injunction?

You ****!

[JD]

I dont have an account there. For a laugh and because I'm, lazy, What exactly does it say?

Right, so this is from a thread moaning about people on H&V. Dave Woodhall has been slated so far

Let me guess. One of the slaters lives in New Zealand and another is a supposedly grown man who thinks 'gay' is an insult and drinks cider.

Where abouts in NZ Dave and do you want me to arrange to have him kneecapped?

[Dave]

I dont have an account there. For a laugh and because I'm, lazy, What exactly does it say?

Right, so this is from a thread moaning about people on H&V. Dave Woodhall has been slated so far

Let me guess. One of the slaters lives in New Zealand and another is a supposedly grown man who thinks 'gay' is an insult and drinks cider.

Where abouts in NZ Dave and do you want me to arrange to have him kneecapped?

Just get someone to shit on his floor again - I reckon that will do.

[cheltenhamlion]

I wonder if the bloke responsible was the old drunk from The Bartons?

[JD]

I dont have an account there. For a laugh and because I'm, lazy, What exactly does it say?

Right, so this is from a thread moaning about people on H&V. Dave Woodhall has been slated so far

Let me guess. One of the slaters lives in New Zealand and another is a supposedly grown man who thinks 'gay' is an insult and drinks cider.

Where abouts in NZ Dave and do you want me to arrange to have him kneecapped?

Just get someone to shit on his floor again - I reckon that will do.

So that will be Auckland then and my friend Nick Rogers.

[holte end the 12th man]

this bloke doesn't know what he's talking about, why would any one make up a song about them self being a peado. I know SUPER KEV very well and he's a ledgend, and i also know he didn't make the peado song up, because i sang it about kev, just a joke between friends, round the back of the aston hotle and at least 30 people joined in. SO he didn't ask for it, it was just something that happend, and from what i can see it just shows how passionate he is about his club A V F C, lets av more fans like SUPER KEV

[KevinGage]

Is that ledgeend as in thrown off a?

I'm sure he's great crack, or has great crack.
One of the two.

[eamonn]

*craic