0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo

[Smithy]

I genuinely think we're about 7 or 8 years away from Ronaldo 'coming out'.  Just as soon as his footballing profile is no longer at its peak.

The series of trophy girlfriends that don't seem to hang around very long, all his Portuguese 'friends' that lived with him in Manchester, the baby seemingly acquired without anyone knowing.  It all adds up to someone trying to cover up their sexuality, in my opinion.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, obviously.

[MoetVillan]

Is it just me, or does the kid look the spitting image of John Terry......

[The Man With A Stick]

I genuinely think we're about 7 or 8 years away from Ronaldo 'coming out'.  Just as soon as his footballing profile is no longer at its peak.

The series of trophy girlfriends that don't seem to hang around very long, all his Portuguese 'friends' that lived with him in Manchester, the baby seemingly acquired without anyone knowing.  It all adds up to someone trying to cover up their sexuality, in my opinion.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, obviously.

Agreed.  You only have to look at him to see he's about as straight as an oxbow lake.

[john e]

I genuinely think we're about 7 or 8 years away from Ronaldo 'coming out'.  Just as soon as his footballing profile is no longer at its peak.

The series of trophy girlfriends that don't seem to hang around very long, all his Portuguese 'friends' that lived with him in Manchester, the baby seemingly acquired without anyone knowing.  It all adds up to someone trying to cover up their sexuality, in my opinion.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, obviously.

 i also heard that he was in his local blockbuster buying used Judy Garland DVD's, whilst wearing a Kylie T shirt.
draw your own conclusions

[olaftab]

I genuinely think we're about 7 or 8 years away from Ronaldo 'coming out'.  Just as soon as his footballing profile is no longer at its peak.

The series of trophy girlfriends that don't seem to hang around very long, all his Portuguese 'friends' that lived with him in Manchester, the baby seemingly acquired without anyone knowing.  It all adds up to someone trying to cover up their sexuality, in my opinion.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, obviously.

Agreed.  You only have to look at him to see he's about as straight as an oxbow lake.

Also agreed...there is something of Richard Gere in this!

[Des Little]

Big fan of Howards Way apparently

[Countryside Villain]

So he wants complete anonymity for the mother.  Bit rich considering he spent the whole of the world cup asking us to look at his misses.


(c) The Fiver.

[TheSandman]

Rumours that the mother is a surrogate.

[Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air]

Err excuse me? Where am I? Is this the website for OK! or Hello magazine or something? I was looking around trying to find a fans forum for the Villa.
AGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH !

[Des Little]

Err excuse me? Where am I? Is this the website for OK! or Hello magazine or something? I was looking around trying to find a fans forum for the Villa.
AGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH !

Just wait till the 'At home with Frank Lampard & his smiley bint' thread

[Dr Butler]

Did I hear right that the chinless freak has named the unfortunate one after himself ?

[VillaZogmariner]

He's called his kid ******? That's not gonna be fun for him on the playground is it.

[cheltenhamlion]

Vic didn't go with the Cunty Chops suggestion for our kid!

[VillaZogmariner]

You wanted to name your kid after me? How sweet!

[Bad English]

I genuinely think we're about 7 or 8 years away from Ronaldo 'coming out'.

The missus, after I informed her of ladyboy's happy nappy news, immediately said, "Ah! so he IS fucking gay!"