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Author Topic: 0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo  (Read 12595 times)

Offline Lizz

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0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo
« on: July 04, 2010, 08:43:59 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2010, 08:48:59 PM »
I do wonder if sex was actually involved in this

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« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2010, 09:06:09 PM »
I hope bubbles wasn't watching

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« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2010, 12:13:10 AM »
It pisses me off that this is even news.

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« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2010, 12:35:01 AM »
If he values his privacy so much, why plaster it all over Facebook and Twitter?

Online JJ-AV

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« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2010, 01:33:20 AM »
Paris Hilton anyone?

She's conveniently arrested on the day someone gives birth to Ronaldo's baby.

...When did I turn into a woman?

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0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2010, 01:37:30 AM »
Pinocchio producing offspring?

A medical miracle, surely.

What odds a Walt Disney sequel sometime in 2012.

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« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2010, 03:56:54 AM »
Quote from: "Drummond"
It pisses me off that this is even news.


my thoughts exactly. Honestly, who gives a fuck . .

Offline bobcat

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« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2010, 07:00:54 AM »
Anyone else think this is wierd? This is the sort of story I would associate with Michael Jackson.

Offline placeforparks

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« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2010, 12:01:27 PM »
catholic isn't he?

not beyond the realms of possibility he knocked someone up in america, but didn't want her to get rid of it, and they came to an arrangement?

Offline Des Little

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« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2010, 12:39:02 PM »
Quote from: "bobcat"
Anyone else think this is wierd? This is the sort of story I would associate with Michael Jackson.


Ronaldo and Michael Jackson having a baby?  Nice

Online The Man With A Stick

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« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2010, 03:12:11 PM »
I'm sure he'll make a wonderful mother.

Offline greenwichvilla

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« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2010, 03:17:04 PM »
I'm willing to bet that this isn't the only Baby Ron in existance.

Offline Chico Hamilton III

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« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2010, 03:20:44 PM »
Christiano can teach his babby how to spit his dummy out of the pram...

Offline Concrete John

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« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2010, 03:25:39 PM »
As some with a two year old nephew, I can only imagine that the art of throwing yourself on the ground and crying when you don't get what you want will not be lost on Ronaldo's kid.

 


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