The Emile Heskey Drinking Game

[Risso]

What do you have to drink for a Man of the match performance in world cup game? (even though he should have buried one)

What happens then is everyone ignores that fact and continues the sort of hilarious stuff you usually read in a Emile Heskey thread.

Can I ask what you were expecting in a thread titled "Emile Heskey drunking game"?

[Dave]

What do you have to drink for a Man of the match performance in world cup game? (even though he should have buried one)

What happens then is everyone ignores that fact and continues the sort of hilarious stuff you usually read in a Emile Heskey thread.

Can I ask what you were expecting in a thread titled "Emile Heskey drunking game"?

Emile Heskey drunk in game?

It would explain things a bit.

[Dave Cooper please]

Emile Heskey drunk in game?

It would explain things a bit.

Never did Macca any harm.

[PaulTheVillan]

I thought Emile Heskey had invented a drinking game.

I should have known it was a piss take thread.

[Olneythelonely]

What do you have to drink for a Man of the match performance in world cup game? (even though he should have buried one)

What happens then is everyone ignores that fact and continues the sort of hilarious stuff you usually read in a Emile Heskey thread.

Can I ask what you were expecting in a thread titled "Emile Heskey drunking game"?

The same sort of top drawer comedy that I read in any Emile Heskey thread.

[Risso]

The same sort of comedy you get from watching Heskey in a one on one with the keeper?

[Rip Van We Go Again]

The same sort of comedy you get from watching Heskey in a one on one with the keeper?

Now, now Martin.
Despite the fact that he couldn't hit a 50 foot pinata whilst clutching W.G.Graces bat, without a blindfold, you must remember the usual mantras

'Works hard for the team'
'Rooney likes him'
'Fabio is a top coach and he knows a lot more about football than you'

[PaulTheVillan]

The same sort of comedy you get from watching Heskey in a one on one with the keeper?

Now, now Martin.
Despite the fact that he couldn't hit a 50 foot pinata whilst clutching W.G.Graces bat, without a blindfold, you must remember the usual mantras

'Works hard for the team'
'Rooney likes him'
'Fabio is a top coach and he knows a lot more about football than you'

All correct.

[Olneythelonely]

The same sort of comedy you get from watching Heskey in a one on one with the keeper?

Now, now Martin.
Despite the fact that he couldn't hit a 50 foot pinata whilst clutching W.G.Graces bat, without a blindfold, you must remember the usual mantras

'Works hard for the team'
'Rooney likes him'
'Fabio is a top coach and he knows a lot more about football than you'

Tell us another joke.

[Rip Van We Go Again]

The same sort of comedy you get from watching Heskey in a one on one with the keeper?

Now, now Martin.
Despite the fact that he couldn't hit a 50 foot pinata whilst clutching W.G.Graces bat, without a blindfold, you must remember the usual mantras

'Works hard for the team'
'Rooney likes him'
'Fabio is a top coach and he knows a lot more about football than you'

Tell us another joke.

Heskey's career goalscoring record.

[Olneythelonely]

The same sort of comedy you get from watching Heskey in a one on one with the keeper?

Now, now Martin.
Despite the fact that he couldn't hit a 50 foot pinata whilst clutching W.G.Graces bat, without a blindfold, you must remember the usual mantras

'Works hard for the team'
'Rooney likes him'
'Fabio is a top coach and he knows a lot more about football than you'

Tell us another joke.

Heskey's career goalscoring record.

You just get better and better. I love you.

[PaulTheVillan]

The same sort of comedy you get from watching Heskey in a one on one with the keeper?

Now, now Martin.
Despite the fact that he couldn't hit a 50 foot pinata whilst clutching W.G.Graces bat, without a blindfold, you must remember the usual mantras

'Works hard for the team'
'Rooney likes him'
'Fabio is a top coach and he knows a lot more about football than you'

Tell us another joke.

Heskey's career goalscoring record.

You just get better and better. I love you.

Do you want to make love to him?

[OCD]

Ok, anybody need a new Liver?

[phantom limb]

Oh Emile! *headslap*

[TheSandman]

Ok, anybody need a new Liver?

Unless they were playing the new Gerrard, Lampard and Rooney being whining, overpaid useless ****** drinking game I don't think so.

He was one of the better players again, played for the team and not himself admittedly he once again he didn't exactly need to be brilliant to be that.