Summer 2010 Transfer Thread: B*llsh*t, Rumours & Wishes

[Monty]

We're on Portuguese now? So we've signed Joćo-one?

[avfcpg]

Mcgeady not in Celtic squad tonight due to back injury?
Gulp!!
(apologies if old news)

[Rudy Can't Fail]

No news from down here. Ninguem looked a good prospect a few years ago when he first got mentioned on the Villa boards, but now at 30, his best days are behind him and it's reported he's just looking for one last big pay day. He's hoping for a 3 or 4 year contract.

I can't imagine there are too many suckers out there willing to sign him up, can you? At least not outside B6.

[olaftab]

Completely in agreement with this very fair policy.
I am  incapable of  "joking" about this serious issue and would'nt dream of contravening the official policy. . I am merely stating  the fact as reported by SSN. In their  Transfer Window screen it is reported  "Aston Villa players in"

None.
I am told his first name is "Obviously"

[Rudy Can't Fail]

We're on Portuguese now? So we've signed Joćo-one?

That's brilliant Monty but only because it doesn't work. (winky)

[TimTheVillain]

Petrov to Liverpool.....it must happen, it's The Mirror !!

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Liverpool-plot-shock-move-for-Aston-Villa-star-Stiliyan-Petrov-as-Javier-Mascherano-replacement-Exclusive-article539217.html

[Monty]

The only Portuguese I know is actually Brazilian courtesy of a friend of mine. So when I met a Portuguese woman and tried to impress her with some words and phrases I'm afraid it didn't go down well.

Edit: Petrov to Liverpool? Isto é absurdo.

[pauliewalnuts]

Petrov to Liverpool.....it must happen, it's The Mirror !!

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Liverpool-plot-shock-move-for-Aston-Villa-star-Stiliyan-Petrov-as-Javier-Mascherano-replacement-Exclusive-article539217.html

What a load of old bollocks.

[TheSandman]

£7million! Jesus fucking wept. I like him but he's 31 and only going to get worse. If Martin wanted to sign 31 year old Petrov for that much I'd call in the little men in the yellow van with square wheels.

And yes I know the article says he's 30 but I'm saying he's 31 as he is.

That said isn't Nixon the one with the inside track?

[TimTheVillain]

Petrov to Liverpool.....it must happen, it's The Mirror !!

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Liverpool-plot-shock-move-for-Aston-Villa-star-Stiliyan-Petrov-as-Javier-Mascherano-replacement-Exclusive-article539217.html

What a load of old bollocks.

What ?? ....  it's a Mirror exclusive Paulie, they're itk alright those guys.

[KevinGage]

Mirror and all that, so about as reliable as one of Del Boy's fax machines.

But there does seem to be this perception that we're flogging the family silver.

[Monty]

Mirror and all that, so about as reliable as one of Del Boy's fax machines.

But there does seem to be this perception that we're flogging the family silver.

Whereas we'll sell a maximum of one player that we actually want to keep.

[olaftab]

I am free tomorrow to drive Petrov up to Liverpool for  7m pounds!

[TheSandman]

Have you got a big car? They want Luke Young too... If we can persuade them to take Heskey too you can get all three up to Liverpool.

Watch your hubcaps!

[TimTheVillain]

Mirror and all that, so about as reliable as one of Del Boy's fax machines.

But there does seem to be this perception that we're flogging the family silver.

' Roll up, roll up, get yer midfielder here, 31 years of age, years left in them legs ladeeeees and gentlemen'

' Left back, can play right back, prefers to play right back in fact cos he is a right back - going cheap .... he cost £5 million - anyone for £2.5 million - starting at £2.5 million.........we have £2.5 million, any advance on £2.5 million"