Summer 2010 Transfer Thread: B*llsh*t, Rumours & Wishes

[Greg N'Ash]

Looking back and using Jonathan Creek-like deduction, were you talking about Jan Vennegor of Hesselink, Greg?

hardly major detection work needed as it was just after the post talking about him but a lot of people seem to post replies to me before reading what i've actually said on here  ah well...:0)

[VillaZogmariner]

never mentioned boyd

dear me, the monettes are getting bolshi today :0)

I am many things, but one thing I'm not is a Monette. I'm closer to Paulie than Percy (not saying he is a Monette - but he begins with a P!) with my feelings towards MoN.

I must say though, the troll is getting twatty today. What's up? Chelsea not signed Torres for you yet?

[Greg N'Ash]

I still reckon we should snaffle Kallstrom on a free to replace Sidwell.

where was he again?

[Monty]

Looking back and using Jonathan Creek-like deduction, were you talking about Jan Vennegor of Hesselink, Greg?

hardly major detection work needed as it was just after the post talking about him but a lot of people seem to post replies to me before reading what i've actually said on here  ah well...:0)

True, it was no Holmes-Moriarty moment. Still, you were being coy like an 18th-century maiden with all your hints, so forgive everyone for assuming you'd reached the dafter conclusion of the two, given your record.

[Mazrim]

I still reckon we should snaffle Kallstrom on a free to replace Sidwell.

where was he again?

Sorry, I dont follow. Are you asking me where he plays and is this a prelude for the 10000000000000000th appearance of "he plays abroad so MON wont be interested"?

But he plays for Olympique Lyonnais, in that France. Although, I think he might be out of contract now and thus he plays for nobody yet.

[Greg N'Ash]

never mentioned boyd

dear me, the monettes are getting bolshi today :0)

I am many things, but one thing I'm not is a Monette. I'm closer to Paulie than Percy (not saying he is a Monette - but he begins with a P!) with my feelings towards MoN.

I must say though, the troll is getting twatty today. What's up? Chelsea not signed Torres for you yet?

you see what lets that theory down is you always have a go at me and not the other way around, and its always, always after i say something you deem negative about your god. anyway' he 'll be gone this time next year so, you'll have to regain your sanity or follow him to his next job :0)

[TheSandman]

Mentioned Khedira before the WC but I'm sure that ship has long since sailed.

Plus he looks the spit of Milan Baros.

My Villa supporting uncle would probably do himself a mischief if he thought we'd gone and signed Baros again.

Indeed. I remember you mentioned him and have ended up watching him a lot in the WC because of that.

Looks a good player and mentioned in the gossip column as having only a year left on his contract. If we could sell the club to him he could be a good player.

He's only what? 22?

[Monty]

you see what lets that theory down is you always have a go at me and not the other way around, and its always, always after i say something you deem negative about your god. anyway' he 'll be gone this time next year so, you'll have to regain your sanity or follow him to his next job :0)

VS, don't respond to this one. It should stand unargued with, a lone testament to Greg's, er, world-view.

[Greg N'Ash]

I still reckon we should snaffle Kallstrom on a free to replace Sidwell.

where was he again?

Sorry, I dont follow. Are you asking me where he plays and is this a prelude for the 10000000000000000th appearance of "he plays abroad so MON wont be interested"?

But he plays for Olympique Lyonnais, in that France. Although, I think he might be out of contract now and thus he plays for nobody yet.

honest question. no need to get stroppy. just wanted an idea of what he was paid

[Mazrim]

greg, you do little else but repeat the same post over and over and its always the same shitty dig at MON, just slightly repackaged and sometimes not even repackaged at all.

Your forum adventures are regurgitated every day and that's what annoys people most, not that you're even close to right on with your views or challenging the mob. You spout some shite and move the goal posts but only after everybody and their mum has scored a hattrick.

You need a troll makeover to reinvent yourself. This Monette bollocks isnt healthy. Is there an online version of Mary Portas doing the rounds?

Come on mate, try harder. You're not a hopeless bell end like Mrs Overall.

[TheSandman]

Anyway songs

It seems today
That all you see
Is links to Keane
And Aiden McGeady!

But where are those good old fashioned players
On which we used to rely?!
Hopefully there's a skillful guy!
Hopefully there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Watch with joy!

[Mazrim]

I still reckon we should snaffle Kallstrom on a free to replace Sidwell.

where was he again?

Sorry, I dont follow. Are you asking me where he plays and is this a prelude for the 10000000000000000th appearance of "he plays abroad so MON wont be interested"?

But he plays for Olympique Lyonnais, in that France. Although, I think he might be out of contract now and thus he plays for nobody yet.

honest question. no need to get stroppy. just wanted an idea of what he was paid

Dont know. We can afford it anyway.
And there was no stroppiness. Weary piss taking at worst.

[Greg N'Ash]

greg, you do little else but repeat the same post over and over and its always the same shitty dig at MON, just slightly repackaged and sometimes not even repackaged at all.

Your forum adventures are regurgitated every day and that's what annoys people most, not that you're even close to right on with your views or challenging the mob. You spout some shite and move the goal posts but only after everybody and their mum has scored a hattrick.

You need a troll makeover to reinvent yourself. This Monette bollocks isnt healthy. Is there an online version of Mary Portas doing the rounds?

Come on mate, try harder. You're not a hopeless bell end like Mrs Overall.

plenty of people repeat variations of the same post over and over again including yourself . don't comment then if you don't like it. i manage it all the time. learn a bit of tolerance and cut out the fascist stuff

[Monty]

It's not that it's the same post over and over, Greg, because, as you say, lots of people do that. Indeed, Hilts and I had the same argument at least once a week last season. I myself went on the "where is 4-3-3" bandwagon with every other post.

No, it's that every post is the same ill-considered snipe at MON or those on here who don't think he's the Antichrist (lumping all people whose opinions vary from VS's to mine to Maz's to Percy's together as 'monettes'). It's not contributing anything, it's not sparking debate, sometimes it seems like you don't even want people to respond to you. It's not that we disagree with you - though I'm sure many do - as everyone disagrees with each other on here. It's that, as Maz says, it's tiring and boring.

[Mazrim]

greg, you do little else but repeat the same post over and over and its always the same shitty dig at MON, just slightly repackaged and sometimes not even repackaged at all.

Your forum adventures are regurgitated every day and that's what annoys people most, not that you're even close to right on with your views or challenging the mob. You spout some shite and move the goal posts but only after everybody and their mum has scored a hattrick.

You need a troll makeover to reinvent yourself. This Monette bollocks isnt healthy. Is there an online version of Mary Portas doing the rounds?

Come on mate, try harder. You're not a hopeless bell end like Mrs Overall.

plenty of people repeat variations of the same post over and over again including yourself . don't comment then if you don't like it. i manage it all the time. learn a bit of tolerance and cut out the facist stuff

I repeat the same thing over and over do I? O.K then, sorry about that everybody. I honestly wasn't aware.
And what does facist mean? I have never seen your face (along with most match going Villa fans) so I have no opinion on it.

Will somebody tell Chris Smith his robot is getting out of control.
If he cant keep a tight leash on it he should have his permit revoked.