Imaginary H & V Internet Threads Pre 1997

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

"Welcome - Billy McNeill"

[cdbearsfan]

"Why European Cup is Mickey Mouse tournament" - by Greg Nash, 1982.

"Mrs Beckford has announced that she is pregnant, we should sign the foetus", by Coopers Injury - 1983

"Now dickhead Greenwood has overlooked Andrew Greaves" - everyone, 1982

[cdbearsfan]

Frederick Rinder - Spend or Go.

[Pete3206]

1982 Off Topic

Poll: Had you heard of The Falklands before the invasion?

[cdbearsfan]

Robert Maxwell - why can't we have a Chairman like him?

[VillaZogmariner]

TECHNICAL SUPPORT

My Gramophone has stopped working

OFF TOPIC

Television - it'll never be as big as radio

[Bad English]

TW: Flares: 4 buttons or six?

[joe_c]

Hi guys, there's a few of us coming down on the Inter City from Glasgow for the friendly and we were wondering where would be good a place for a drink before the game?

[Olneythelonely]

"Mrs Beckford has announced that she is pregnant, we should sign the foetus", by Coopers Injury - 1983

I like that one. I miss Coopers Injury a bit.

[Chris Harte]

Steve Hodge's Awesomeness.

[Monty]

1889 - "George Ramsay doesn't have what it takes to get us to the next level."

[Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air]

1874-perhaps if young men spent more time in chapel instead of hanging around under gaslights talking about goodness knows what,the county wouldnt be in the terrible state it is.
1889-forget ever trying to break into the big one,we are light years behind preston and can forget ever overhauling them.
1897-the directors are showing scant regard for the great traditions of our club,our clubs home is in perry barr and i have no intention of going to this bloody great souless monstrosity they are building on trinity road.
1957-great to have the cup back for a 7th time,weve won it more than anybody and in sure it wont be long before we get it for an eight time .
1967-what pub are the villa fans meeting in at Millwall on saturday?
1968-perhaps if these so called fans got behind the team instead of singing`the board must go`we might start winning,the directors have been there a long time and know what they are doing.
1976-i thought i was an optimist but the person whose predicting we can beat Liverpool by as much as 4-1 tonight must be mad,ill stake my life it wont be that score.
1982-we need goals tonight in Rotterdam,Withes goal last saturday against a poor swansea team was his first since march,we should play Geddis.Also for me Morley seems tired and we should replace him with Heard to fill the midfield to nullify the threat of Breitner.

[dave.woodhall]

1982-we need goals tonight in Rotterdam,Withes goal last saturday against a poor swansea team was his first since march,we should play Geddis.Also for me Morley seems tired and we should replace him with Heard to fill the midfield to nullify the threat of Breitner.

PEDANT ALERT:

Swansea was a Friday night.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

1983: 'We completely out passed and outplayed Barcelona'.

[Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air]

Im impressed dave,i just checked and your right Swansea was on a friday.Sorry,but my specialst area is 1971/72.A few seasons after this I had discovered beer and women and my recall of detail is more sketchy.