collapse collapse

Please donate to help towards the costs of keeping this site going. Thank You.

Recent Topics

Recent Posts

Follow us on...

« previous next »
Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 6   Go Down

Author Topic: Imaginary H & V Internet Threads Pre 1997  (Read 21746 times)

Online Pete3206

  • Member
  • *
  • Posts: 17977
  • Location: Erdington
  • GM : PCM
Imaginary H & V Internet Threads Pre 1997
« on: February 18, 2010, 11:30:30 PM »
Pretend the internet has been running since 1874.

What would have been some of the classic thread titles and topics we would have created?

Here's some to start:

'The new Villa boss is Josef Who?'
'Turner Go NOW!'
'McGrath AWOL again'
'Warren Aspinall - too fat to be a footballer'
'McInally has stabbed us in the back'
'Taylor bound for greatness with England'
'McNeill a great appointment for the club'
'The Holte End now £1 - money grabbing bastards'
Logged

Online dave.woodhall

  • Moderator
  • Member
  • *
  • Posts: 63392
  • Location: Treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry.
Imaginary H & V Internet Threads Pre 1997
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2010, 11:38:26 PM »
Normansell is still pulling the strings - gregnash

Tommy Cummings will get it right eventually - Chris Smith

Nobody's ever been relegated after finishing 18th with 38 points - Villadawg
Logged

Offline Irish villain

  • Member
  • Posts: 8526
  • Age: 39
Imaginary H & V Internet Threads Pre 1997
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2010, 11:51:47 PM »
New red brick stand on Trinity Road too fancy for football.
Logged

Offline Yossarian

  • Member
  • Posts: 7233
  • Location: Holed-up
  • GM : June, 2013
Imaginary H & V Internet Threads Pre 1997
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2010, 12:06:35 AM »
£500,000 on a 29-year old journeyman? Withe is a donkey and Saunders has taken us as far as he can.
Logged

Online AV82EC

  • Member
  • Posts: 12387
  • Location: Macclesfield
  • GM : 22.02.2024
Imaginary H & V Internet Threads Pre 1997
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2010, 12:19:47 AM »
27-05-63 - Are we falling behind the Blues?
Logged

Offline Rudy Can't Fail

  • Member
  • Posts: 41513
  • Location: In the Shade
    • http://www.heroespredictions.co.uk/pl/
Imaginary H & V Internet Threads Pre 1997
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2010, 12:31:11 AM »
1974 - Surely we can do better than Ron Saunders?
Logged

Offline VillaZogmariner

  • Member
  • Posts: 25643
  • Location: The 'Gong
Imaginary H & V Internet Threads Pre 1997
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2010, 06:07:01 AM »
Heroes Discussion (May 1982)

Ellis is still in charge

I don't care if we're European Champions - I'm sure Ellis is pulling the strings, and so I'm not going down the Villa. (Gregnash)

Match Threads (May 1990)

Everton v Aston Villa Match Thread

Does anyone know what ceefax page the teleprinter is on? (Countless posters)
Logged

Offline Chris Harte

  • Member
  • Posts: 12322
Imaginary H & V Internet Threads Pre 1997
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2010, 10:12:40 AM »
Summer 1981
How are we going to compete in the European Cup without signing Keegan, Maradona and Robson? (Me and others probably)

I was going to put Francis on that list but thought I'd be going too far!
Logged

Offline TopDeck113

  • Member
  • Posts: 10479
  • Location: Oop North
  • GM : 12.08.2025
Imaginary H & V Internet Threads Pre 1997
« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2010, 10:59:21 AM »
No good will ever come from moving away from Perry Barr to that new place on the Lower Grounds.

I'll bet you sixpence we'll never win the Double again.
Logged

Offline Deano's Mullet

  • Member
  • Posts: 22881
  • Location: Erdington now Sussex
Imaginary H & V Internet Threads Pre 1997
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2010, 11:38:08 AM »
Why has Rambo stopped scoring goals since Xmas?

Who's the git in the Holte thats throwing bog roll on to the pitch as the teams come out?

Who saw the car going the wrong way on the motorway coming back from Spurs? (Or was it going there, i cant remember.....)

Either we sign bloody Le Tissier or we kill him. Why does he always score vs us?

Who saw Teale push Bozzie away for the free-kick?

I wish BFR would spend more time at VP and not on the telly.....

Why cant Dalian play like that every week?
Logged

Offline Dave Cooper please

  • Member
  • Posts: 29991
  • Location: In a medium sized launch tethered off Biarritz
  • GM : 20.04.2019
Imaginary H & V Internet Threads Pre 1997
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2010, 11:53:21 AM »
22-08-87

Losing to Small Heath is totally unacceptable, Taylor must go, we're certs for relegation to Division 3, he's out of his depth.
Logged

Offline Chris Smith

  • Member
  • *
  • Posts: 36464
  • Location: At home
  • GM : 20.07.2026
Imaginary H & V Internet Threads Pre 1997
« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2010, 12:06:05 PM »
Has he lost his mind wasting money on an alcoholic with dodgy knees?

We need the finished article, not some bloke from Crewe who nobody has ever heard of.

Much as I liked Sid, he'll never be the player he was the first time around.
Logged

Offline Simon Ward

  • Member
  • Posts: 5595
  • Location: My garden shed
Imaginary H & V Internet Threads Pre 1997
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2010, 12:19:16 PM »
That McGregor fellow will never deserve a statue!
Logged

Offline Simon Ward

  • Member
  • Posts: 5595
  • Location: My garden shed
Imaginary H & V Internet Threads Pre 1997
« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2010, 12:21:04 PM »
Circa April 1957 a poster soon to be banned writes:

Any spare tickets to Wembley looking for a good home?
Logged

Offline tonyh

  • Member
  • Posts: 4049
  • Location: Used to be row 24 seat 64, still is changed my mind
Imaginary H & V Internet Threads Pre 1997
« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2010, 12:35:39 PM »
H&V Petition to name the new witton lane stand "The Doug Ellis Stand"

Doug Ellis makes his first post ala general style confirming that he would be too modest to accept this petition and that he will be absent for a few weeks while he is patenting the bicycle kick
Logged
Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 6   Go Up
« previous next »
 

SimplePortal 2.3.6 © 2008-2014, SimplePortal