Pornodwarf on Hardtalk

[Lee]

It must be great for a manager to have his chairman pontificating on the way the team plays on the club web site.

What a silly little gobshite Sullivan is. Does he ever just keep his mouth shut?

No he doesn't and neither does his missus.

[pdiddybaby]

It must be great for a manager to have his chairman pontificating on the way the team plays on the club web site.

What a silly little gobshite Sullivan is. Does he ever just keep his mouth shut?

No he doesn't and neither does his missus.

trying to find a safe shot of his Mrs to put on here, impossible !!

[cheltenhamlion]

Dear God, Sendo. Its like a time capsule has transported me back to when the scumbags took the Blues over.

You poor, poor bastards.

[Lee]

It must be great for a manager to have his chairman pontificating on the way the team plays on the club web site.

What a silly little gobshite Sullivan is. Does he ever just keep his mouth shut?

No he doesn't and neither does his missus.

trying to find a safe shot of his Mrs to put on here, impossible !!

Stick to the Money Shot ones then ;¬)

[VillaZogmariner]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUkCJDkG3fg#t=0m26s

I've got that as a ringtone, wondered where it had come from!

[VillaZogmariner]

Put money on a Stoke victory at the weekend.

[BannedUserIAT]

From The Fiver:

EVERYTHING MUST GO

That almost everything is for sale under the newish West Ham regime will come as no surprise to those who saw legendary filth facilitator David Sullivan cede what little dignity he had left when he took over at Upton Park in January dressed as an appreciably less attractive version of Hugh Hefner, complete with the same burgundy smoking jacket that Hefner nicked off Larry David and with roving eyes that could lift up your skirt from a thousand yards daahhhhlin. This 'everything must go, especially those panties swee'heart' ethos reached its logical conclusion today when West Ham put everyone up for sale, except Scott Parker.

"Fans were terrified they would lose their best players; we can assure them that is not going to happen," Sullivan said when he and David Gold took over the club in January. Clearly Sullivan and Gold – or Sold for short, or Pair of Bongo-Milking Chancers if you prefer - have subsequently decided that they only have one decent player; either that or he's been makin' false pwomises, the wrongun.

"Other than Scott Parker, there is not a player we wouldn't sell if it was the right bid," Sullivan said last night. "Scott will not be sold and we will be buying more than we are selling." So everyone's for sale but they won't be selling many players. It's as if this is a meaningless, crowd-pleasing gesture that's more transparent than the grundies in one of Sullivan's blockbusters. Either that or they realise that most clubs wouldn't touch the likes of Kieron Dyer and Big-Boned Benni with your coin.

The attempts to buy started with a cheeky £4m bid for West Brom's Graham Dorrans, which has been turned down. "I want to make it clear again that Graham Dorrans is not for sale," said the West Brom chairman Jeremy Peace, fulfilling the first part of a lifetime dream to appear in David Hills's Said & Done column. With gobs as habitually open as Sold, we suspect it won't be long before they're in Said & Done either.

[Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air]

Dirty filthy pornographers that Sullivan and those Golds.I think its dispicable the way they were able to build up their fortunes with all that filth being churned out to satisfy the masturabatory instincts of the young british male population and dirty old men in raincoats.I remember the dirty raincoat brigade round the jacey cinema,I was only there I assure you having been wrongly directed for the arts lab at gosta green.I was shocked by what i saw in there but not half as shocked as the one time i bought a copy of Whitehouse,i thought it was the campaigning magazine for the National Viewers and Listeners Assocaiton!
When I was in my late teens I can assure you I never knowingly bought those horrible publications of theirs.Not if I could get hold of the proper scandanavian stuff anyway.

[Chico Hamilton III]

Gold was in the paper this morning, talking ( again) about how Seb Coe should give West Ham the Olympic Stadium. He reckons the ground can be used for the next "500 years".

He also managed to throw in the old " I love Upton Park - I was brought up round the corner" mantra.

he said that the stadium could be used for football, athletics and....20/20 cricket!!!

[Mazrim]

He failed to mention the Casino and Lap dancing bar he would also add to give the all-round one stop shop family experience.

Seriously cackbeard, get the fuck off this planet and take that sawn off cockholster with you.

[sendō WHU]

He failed to mention how West Ham actually play at the BOLEYN GROUND and not Upton Park.

We're only about 3 months into their ownership and we're all already sick of hearing from them.

[Mazrim]

I just hope you can survive them, mate.

[Clampy]

David Gold is nothing but a hypocritical, two faced arsehole.

He's forever coming out with 'i was born round the corner from Upton Park, We used to sneak in at half time, i'm from a working class east end family blah blah blah.

However, he thinks nothing of conducting every interview either in front of his helicopter or in the gardens of his mansion and he happily charges £50 for a match ticket.

Sendo, you have my deepest sympathy.

[BannedUserIAT]

Again, from The Fiver:

THE NUMEROUS HEADS OF THE BEAST

West Ham co-owners David Gold and David Sullivan today took time off from practising their tedious and counter-productive good cop/bad cop routine and proving that incessant carping about the nefarious influence of foreign owners on English football can't hide the fact that some English owners are pompous clowns with more crushed velvet burgundy blazers than sense, and issued a 10-point plan for the future of the Premier League's most lowly London club.
 
Top of the list was the intention to appoint a "high-calibre manager with the necessary experience to deliver good football and, most importantly, results." No other requirements were specified but the Fiver believes that the club is looking for a man who has no objection to trying to work while being relentlessly stalked by an insatiable polycephalic beast named Gollivan, who, to thicken the plot, is abetted by a noisy iron lady who styles herself as a sort of agony aunt for the football industry but actually comes across as a plain old pain in the backside.

Gollivan has announced it has already devised a shortlist and, in a move that could lead to Greenland authorities launching a campaign against skinny dipping in Baffin Bay, Blackeye Rovers have issued a "hands off Sam Allardyce" plea. Ailsa from Home and Away and Zecond-Deutsch Zteve have previously indicated they don't fancy placing their head on the Boleyn Ground chopping block but, happily for Gollivan, Portsmouth's administrator, whose name the Fiver really couldn't be bothered looking up again because let's face it who cares, has reportedly let it be known that he will not stand in the way of any attempt to take Avram Grant off Pompey's pay-nowandagain-roll. Defiance in the face of farcical disintegration made Grant a folk hero at Fratton Park. It will be interesting to see whether he is allowed to become similarly popular at Upton Park, or must West Ham remain all about Gollivan.

[VillaZogmariner]

I like the name Gollivan!