Pornodwarf on Hardtalk

[Chico Hamilton III]

 I think the Porn Daddies are banking on us going down anyway, so that they can clear the deadwood and players on expensive wages, and get the other half of the club for a song and a copy of razzle.

Razzle, the long standing "art pamphlet" for the grubby-fingered man in the street, has always been published by Paul Raymond. It's not one of Sullivan's titles

Now, if you'd said "for a song and a copy of (the now defunct)Whitehouse magazine......." then you'd be talking

erm, so my mate tells me

[Lee]

I really wished that they had stayed with the Blues. Laugh a minute

[ADVILLAFAN]

She's there purely to try and get the OS for the club. If we go down it'll be totally pointless anyway, I can't see us filling out 60k+ for the visit of Doncaster.

I think the Porn Daddies are banking on us going down anyway, so that they can clear the deadwood and players on expensive wages, and get the other half of the club for a song and a copy of razzle.

Think you'll be okay Sendo - Hull, Burnley and Pompey look a lot worse.

[Olneythelonely]

She's there purely to try and get the OS for the club. If we go down it'll be totally pointless anyway, I can't see us filling out 60k+ for the visit of Doncaster.

I think the Porn Daddies are banking on us going down anyway, so that they can clear the deadwood and players on expensive wages, and get the other half of the club for a song and a copy of razzle.

Think you'll be okay Sendo - Hull, Burnley and Pompey look a lot worse.

I thought that up until last night, West Ham were the worst team I've seen all season.

[KONSPIRACY]

Wet Spam are dropping like a rock having lost their last 5 games. Hard to see them picking up more than 6pts at most from their remaining games. Its hard to see where Burnley or Hull are going to pick up points too so could go to last game of the season and goal difference could keep the Hammers up.

[pauliewalnuts]

Wet Spam are dropping like a rock having lost their last 5 games. Hard to see them picking up more than 6pts at most from their remaining games. Its hard to see where Burnley or Hull are going to pick up points too so could go to last game of the season and goal difference could keep the Hammers up.

The Hammers play Man City on the last day of the season.

Relegated by Tevez?

[KONSPIRACY]

I like your thinking Paulie!

[john e]

She's there purely to try and get the OS for the club. If we go down it'll be totally pointless anyway, I can't see us filling out 60k+ for the visit of Doncaster.

I think the Porn Daddies are banking on us going down anyway, so that they can clear the deadwood and players on expensive wages, and get the other half of the club for a song and a copy of razzle.

Think you'll be okay Sendo - Hull, Burnley and Pompey look a lot worse.

agreed, West Ham wont go down, they might be bad but like you say the others are walking championship players already.

sadly it'l all be a load of overblown hype, and when they stay up, as they surely will, sullivan and gold will play the part of the savoiurs of West Ham for all its worth.

every time someone questions them, it will be 'remember when we took over, you were nearly relegated'  'you owe us big time'

i actually dont mind West Ham for a london club, but just cant stand the evil twins, so i hope everything bad happens to there club.

sorry sendo

[Dave]

She's there purely to try and get the OS for the club. If we go down it'll be totally pointless anyway, I can't see us filling out 60k+ for the visit of Doncaster.

I think the Porn Daddies are banking on us going down anyway, so that they can clear the deadwood and players on expensive wages, and get the other half of the club for a song and a copy of razzle.

Think you'll be okay Sendo - Hull, Burnley and Pompey look a lot worse.

I thought that up until last night, West Ham were the worst team I've seen all season.

Would have been smashing if they hadn't taken five rather important potential points away from us.

[Ger Regan]

Boo hoo hoo

David Sullivan, the joint-chairman of West Ham United, has posted an emotional open letter to the fans on the club's website. The letter, written after Tuesday night's 3-1 home defeat to Wolves, and looking ahead to another home fixture against Stoke on Saturday, calls on the club's fans to get behind the team, who have lost their last five games. The letter is reproduced in full below:

   

I am writing this on Wednesday morning. I had no sleep last night, having watched the shambolic performance by the team against Wolves.

    I was as angry and upset as every supporter in the stadium at the disorganised way we played, allowing Wolves too much space so that they looked more like Manchester United. This was the culmination of five defeats in a row, including an appalling performance against Bolton.

    We have a few very talented players in our team, but it is a very unbalanced squad. Individually we have some very good players, but this is not being converted into a good team performance. Nobody at the club should delude themselves that we are a good team. The table at this stage of the season does not lie.

    However, with some of the outstanding players we have, we can and must do better as a team. I apologise to every supporter for the pathetic showing on Tuesday night but I fully expect a dramatic improvement as we have so much individual talent.

    I accept that the club is in deep relegation trouble. However, we are a long way from being relegated. With your help we can get out of this and regroup in the summer.

    This is a difficult time. It has been a week to regret but Saturday's result can change that. We need a win, we need you to support us, to forgive us the result against Wolves and to remember what this great club is about.

    The history and tradition of West Ham United, the heritage and the prestige demands we are a Premier League club. But we have no right to that. We have to earn it. The Academy of Football? Now we have to show that. The manager knows, I know, the players know.

    When I first started supporting West Ham, we had a tradition for playing the game "the right way". I will settle for any way right now, as long as it is the winning way!

    We all have our favourite players, our heroes. Older fans can remember players like Bobby Moore, Sir Geoff Hurst, Martin Peters – the cornerstone of England's 1966 World Cup win. I know rival teams mock us West Ham fans for saying that, but one was the captain, another scored a hat-trick, the other scored the fourth. That sounds like a claret and blue contribution to me.

    Younger supporters will probably look to strikers such as Frank McAvennie and Tony Cottee as well as Paolo Di Canio. They all brought something special to the club.

    Then there was Sir Trevor Brooking, Billy Bonds, Alan Taylor, Bryan "Pop" Robson, Phil Parkes, Alvin Martin and Ray Stewart. We didn't win much but there was always a quality and a style. Another hero to watch: a midfield playmaker, a little wizard on the wing, a goalscorer.

    Now we need this team to show their quality.

    Now we need this team to show us their talent, their desire, their passion, their dare.

    Now we need new heroes.

    Saturday may be tense, on Saturday you will feel anxious and, at times, unsettled. I ask that we try not to transmit that on to the field, that we get behind the team and provide them with a platform. The rest is up to them.

    It's hard being an owner. I'm finding it's harder being an owner who is a supporter. I hope for happier times soon.
    Thank you for sharing the same vision and dreams.

    Come on West Ham.
    David Sullivan
    Joint-Chairman

[Chico Hamilton III]

What a fucking lunatic.

And he forgot to mention Julian Dicks in the list of West Ham legends that he obviously looked up on Wikipedia

[BannedUserIAT]

I had a big grin on my face reading that.
I imagine Zola saying whatever Italian is for "What the fuck?"

[joe_c]

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[Lee]

I had a big grin on my face reading that.
I imagine Zola saying whatever Italian is for "What the fuck?"

I fucking feel sorry for West Ham, I really do.

[pauliewalnuts]

It must be great for a manager to have his chairman pontificating on the way the team plays on the club web site.

What a silly little gobshite Sullivan is. Does he ever just keep his mouth shut?