James Milner's awesomeness

[Monty]

Mourinho, Wenger, Ferguson all dream of a team of 11 James Milners.

The funny thing is, that's not far off being completely true.

[BannedUserIAT]

Souness, however....

[supertom]

Souness, however....

Dreams of a team of 11 Souness's?

[BannedUserIAT]

Correct.

[Bad English]

[Mazrim]

Ha! I saw his face in my frying pan earlier too!.

[Bad English]

Everyone will be checking their dog's arse as we post.

[spartacuss]

James Milner made me dream this song and instructed me to set it down:
(To the tune of "You are My Sunshine")

'You are our Milner
Our only Milner
You make us happy
When you score
And when you skin it
Or score to win it
Then we love you more'

[*shellac*]

Aliens don't abduct James Milner.  He does.

[Mazrim]

There 10 types of people that understand binary code. Those that dont and James Milner.

[Dave Javu]

I've had a little tweak of that design, and now I really want to have this t-shirt - if anyone knows of any way to get it done, please let me know.  If Mac/Dave want to do it via H&V so they get a couple of quid towards site maintenance out of it, then that's fine by me, I just want the t-shirt!

Keep it in-house. I think Noel could probably produce these. Forgotten his H&V username, though.

I love this shirt.

[Brend'Watkins]

It's Larry Duff isn't it?

[Dave Javu]

Yep, that's it. Just took the liberty of leaving him a phone message.

I'll order some for Mrs deej and the kids, too.

[Brend'Watkins]

I want one too.  Beige coloured shirt for authenticity, XL please.

[Captain Trips]

Mrs Trips and I would like a couple too if they are produced.