James Milner's awesomeness

[*shellac*]

James Milner wrote MON's half time team talk at Reading.

Actually, it's James Milner who did the half-time team talk.

[TheSandman]

James Milner did all the martial arts scenes in Walker, Texas Ranger.

[Concrete John]

James Milner can explain the club accounts to gregnash.

(thought it needed a bump after last night!)

[PaulTheVillan]

James Milner can quote like this.

Like it?

[Vancouver]

James Milner can explain the club accounts to gregnash.

(thought it needed a bump after last night!)

That is a tough job as nothing gets through. But if anyone can, it's James Milner.

[Legion]

Horse!

[ExclDawg]

Napalm loves the smell of James Milner in the morning.

[Concrete John]

James Milner could have kept pace drinking with me tonight.

[VillaVA]

James Milner doesn't need to drink alcohol because his vascular system runs on anti-freeze instead of blood

[VillaVA]

James Milner's so hard that he splints his own broken legs

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[Mazrim]

James Milner can hover for hours at a time above the Savannah, occasionally swooping down to claim his prey with laser blasts from his anus.

[Smithy]

I was a bit bored, so....

James Milner is so awesome everyone wants him on their t-shirt.



(I am getting this made into a t-shirt, if I can find a place that'll do it - recommendations anyone?)

[Olneythelonely]

I absolutely love that.

[Brend'Watkins]

That's brilliant Smithy, copyright it quickly.

Larry Duff (Noel) who from time to time posts on here might be able to help you.

[Smithy]

That's brilliant Smithy, copyright it quickly.

Larry Duff (Noel) who from time to time posts on here might be able to help you.

Not sure I can - seeing as both the image of Che Geuvara and that of Milner are already subject to copyright.  It's just a bit of fun* ;-)

* in case any legal eagles are reading