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Offline supertom

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« Reply #195 on: January 25, 2010, 02:01:19 PM »
It was actually James Milner who killed Apollo Creed...and Mickey.
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Offline damon loves JT

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« Reply #196 on: January 25, 2010, 02:21:35 PM »
James Milner was bitten by a radioactive spider when he was a lad. The spider fell off him, dead
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Offline Mazrim

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« Reply #197 on: January 25, 2010, 02:26:15 PM »
I heard the Spider fell ill and awoke with miraculous Milner-like powers. He was known in Arachnia as "Manspider".
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Offline pendinevilla

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« Reply #198 on: January 25, 2010, 02:38:14 PM »
James Milner can eat 4 Shredded Wheat!
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Offline TRO

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« Reply #199 on: January 25, 2010, 02:58:06 PM »
James Milner told Gareth Barry to get out.
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« Reply #200 on: January 25, 2010, 03:00:31 PM »
If the A-Team have a problem, if no one else can help, and they can find him, maybe they can hire... James Milner
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Offline supertom

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« Reply #201 on: January 25, 2010, 03:01:22 PM »
James Milner's is bigger than Dion's...yes BIGGER than DION'S!
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Offline Mazrim

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« Reply #202 on: January 25, 2010, 03:11:39 PM »
James Milner retied the Gordian knot and then untied it.

With his anus.
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Offline Concrete John

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« Reply #203 on: January 25, 2010, 03:31:27 PM »
William McGregor founded the football league of the advice of James Milner.
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Offline caustic_hollow

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« Reply #204 on: January 25, 2010, 03:36:08 PM »
James Milner. Is. Was. And always will be.
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Offline supertom

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« Reply #205 on: January 25, 2010, 03:38:19 PM »
If you look on the underside of any footballing trophy in the world, from World Cup, Champs League, Prem, La Liga, Fa Cup, right down to the under 7's paraplegic blind girls D league championship, every single one of them has "property of James Milner" written on it.
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Offline Mazrim

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« Reply #206 on: January 25, 2010, 03:39:26 PM »
Nobody want a James Fucking Milner shirt yet?

Come on, I'm taking orders.
James Milner will be printing them himself without any machinery.
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« Reply #207 on: January 25, 2010, 04:13:35 PM »
Mazrim, permission to have that image as the Facebook group logo, SIR!
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Offline Mazrim

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« Reply #208 on: January 25, 2010, 04:23:29 PM »
Granted.
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Offline Bad English

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« Reply #209 on: January 25, 2010, 04:34:45 PM »
Appreciated. My CSE grade 8 graphics skills just aren't well, you know, good enough.
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