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Offline martin_riat

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« Reply #180 on: January 25, 2010, 12:32:16 PM »
James Milner saved Private Ryan.
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Offline martin_riat

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« Reply #181 on: January 25, 2010, 12:32:39 PM »
...and then he found Nemo.
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Offline martin_riat

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« Reply #182 on: January 25, 2010, 12:34:40 PM »
James Milner IS the Walrus.
Coo coo ca choo.
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Offline martin_riat

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« Reply #183 on: January 25, 2010, 12:37:43 PM »
The ice-berg was a bullshit story.
The Titanic hit James Milner when he was out for a quick swim.
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Offline Mazrim

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« Reply #184 on: January 25, 2010, 12:45:49 PM »
Why do birds suddenly appear, every time he is near?
Just like me, they long to be...
James Milner.
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Offline martin_riat

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« Reply #185 on: January 25, 2010, 12:55:00 PM »
Rome would have been built in a day if James Milner had been there.
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Offline Concrete John

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« Reply #186 on: January 25, 2010, 12:55:54 PM »
James Milner actually died 6 years ago, but the Grim Reaper hasn't got the bottle to turn up and tell him.
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Offline andyh

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« Reply #187 on: January 25, 2010, 12:58:20 PM »
I heard that, during a battle, The General once contacted James Milner for some strategic advice.
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Offline el león Benidorm

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« Reply #188 on: January 25, 2010, 01:00:11 PM »
James Milner was on board the Santa Maria when he Found America. He sid - This would be a good place for the future financier of Aston Villa to be born!
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Offline martin_riat

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« Reply #189 on: January 25, 2010, 01:01:05 PM »
They use James Milner's toe-clippings to cut diamonds.
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Offline Concrete John

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« Reply #190 on: January 25, 2010, 01:21:04 PM »
James Milner has the names and addresses of all those who thought he wasn't worth £12m.
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Offline dicedlam

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« Reply #191 on: January 25, 2010, 01:24:25 PM »
Midas has got the 'Milner Touch'
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Offline Mazrim

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« Reply #192 on: January 25, 2010, 01:37:26 PM »
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Offline Villa'Zawg

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« Reply #193 on: January 25, 2010, 01:55:16 PM »
Even Malcolm thinks James Milner was a good signing by our manager.
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Offline KevinGage

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« Reply #194 on: January 25, 2010, 01:56:54 PM »
Quote from: "Villadawg"
Even Malcolm thinks James Milner was a good signing by our manager.


Winner.

Of the thread, the internet, everything.
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