James Milner's awesomeness

[pendinevilla]

There is a need for a James Milner T.Shirt/Banner company to go into production - some of the lines on here have had me in hysterics.

[martin_riat]

ET didn't phone home. He phoned James Milner.

[martin_riat]

James Milner, for lack of a better word, is good. Milner is right, Milner works. Milner clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Milner, in all of its forms has marked the upward surge of mankind.

[Risso]

One night I had a dream--
I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord
and across the sky flashed scenes from my life.
For each scene I noticed two sets of footprints,
one belonged to me and the other to the Lord.
When the last scene of my life flashed before me,
I looked back at the footprints in the sand.
I noticed that many times along the path of my life,
there was only one set of footprints.
I also noticed that it happened at the very lowest
and saddest times in my life.
This really bothered me and I questioned the Lord about it.
"Lord, you said that once I decided to follow you,
you would walk with me all the way,
but I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life
there is only one set of footprints.
"I don't understand why in times when I needed you most,
you should leave me."
The Lord replied, "My precious, precious child,
I love you and I would never, never leave you
during your times of trial and suffering.
"When you saw only one set of footprints,
it was then that James Milner was training on the beach, and I didn't want to disturb him."

[martin_riat]

Universal Studios have stopped production of the new James Milner movie as 3D simply just doesn't have enough dimensions.

[martin_riat]

If you have a problem, if no-one else can fix it and if you can find him, maybe you should hire......James Milner.

[Mac]

James Milner is bigger than John Carew.

I think this is the best so far.

[martin_riat]

James Milner taught Yoda everything he knows.

[Jimbo]

James Milner has a fiveskin.

[Breezeblock]

Everything Confucious said was based upon his observations of the life of James Milner.

[Ian.]

John Blackwell will NOT argue with James Milner

[joe_c]

Trevor Francis bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
And he laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Jimmy's feet.
Jimmy said, "Trevor, just come on back if you ever want to try again.
'Cause I told you once, you son of a gun, I'm the best that's ever been."

[AV82EC]

In Space only James Milner can hear you scream........

[martin_riat]

James Milner swallowed the red pill, the blue pill AND Morpheus.

[martin_riat]

If James Milner won an academy award, he could talk for as long as he fucking well pleases.