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Offline VillaZogmariner

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« Reply #135 on: January 25, 2010, 09:13:40 AM »
Giraffes were created when James Milner uppercutted a horse.
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Offline Brend'Watkins

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« Reply #136 on: January 25, 2010, 09:15:39 AM »
James Milner is a good footballer.
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Offline Mazrim

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« Reply #137 on: January 25, 2010, 09:20:32 AM »
Quote from: "VillaSubmariner"
Giraffes were created when James Milner uppercutted a horse.


Had me guffawing like a loon.
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Offline Concrete John

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« Reply #138 on: January 25, 2010, 09:34:39 AM »
James Milner knows where Osama Bin Laden is - he's in his basement in a gimp outfit!
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Offline Breezeblock

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« Reply #139 on: January 25, 2010, 09:46:41 AM »
James Milner can eat five shredded wheat.
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Offline Breezeblock

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« Reply #140 on: January 25, 2010, 09:48:16 AM »
James Milner could bring about peace in the middle east by wearing the Gaza strip - but he would rather wear the claret and blue of Aston Villa.
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Offline supertom

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« Reply #141 on: January 25, 2010, 09:52:29 AM »
James Milner can eat an entire packet of Cream crackers in 30 seconds, WITHOUT a glass of water.
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Offline PaulTheVillan

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« Reply #142 on: January 25, 2010, 09:53:39 AM »
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James Milner can eat five shredded wheat.


James Milner can eat Ian Botham.
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Offline supertom

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« Reply #143 on: January 25, 2010, 09:55:11 AM »
James Milner can eat a Jam doughnut without having to lick his lips.
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Offline Breezeblock

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« Reply #144 on: January 25, 2010, 10:05:43 AM »
James Milner can magnetize steel by looking at it.
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Offline Risso

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« Reply #145 on: January 25, 2010, 10:08:58 AM »
Philosophers have long pondered the question of what happens when a James Milner penalty hits an immoveable object.
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Offline Brend'Watkins

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« Reply #146 on: January 25, 2010, 10:09:34 AM »
James Milner can make funny noises from his arm pit.
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Offline Mazrim

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« Reply #147 on: January 25, 2010, 10:10:07 AM »
James Milner taught Elvis how to play Karate.
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Offline Villa'Zawg

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« Reply #148 on: January 25, 2010, 10:13:47 AM »
James Milner is dark matter.
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Offline supertom

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« Reply #149 on: January 25, 2010, 10:15:20 AM »
James Milner can sing in more octaves than Mariah Carey and if he unleashed his highest note, every glass window in the world would shatter..
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