James Milner's awesomeness

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

Not only did James Milner put the "bomp" in the "bomp bah bomp bah bomp", he also put the "ram" in the "ramalamadingdong".

[VillaZogmariner]

James Milner doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

[VillaZogmariner]

James Milner is so fast he can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.

[PeterWithesShin]

James Milner knows how long a piece of string is.

[PeterWithesShin]

Pele started having erection problems when he realised that he was no longer the greatest player who ever lived, James Milner is.

[Jimbo]

James Milner can put a Rowntree's Fruit Pastille in his mouth without chewing it.

[VillaZogmariner]

James Milner doesn't feel the force, the force feels James Milner

[Monty]

James Milner shot JR, JFK, John Lennon, the Sheriff AND the Deputy.

[VillaZogmariner]

Martin O'Neill waits for permission from James Milner to "Give us a wave".

[VillaZogmariner]

David Watts wishes he could be like James Milner.

[Monty]

James Milner found Iraq's WMD.

[UK Redsox]

James Milner let the dogs out

James Milner's on First, Second and Third
(that one's for our American friends or for Abbott and Costello fans)

[Edvard Remberg]

When the Buggyman goes to sleep, he looks under the bed to check if Milner is there.

Milner does not read books, he stares them down, untill they tell him what he needs.

Milner doesn't sleep, he is just waiting.

[Edvard Remberg]

Once a snake bit Milner - after 5 days in pain, the snake died.

When Milner enters a room, he doesn't turn on the ligth, he switches of the darkness

Children can pee their name in snow. Milner does it in concrete

[UK Redsox]

The answer to Life, The Universe and Everything is ............. James Milner