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Author Topic: James Milner's awesomeness  (Read 126578 times)

Offline Holtenderinthesky

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James Milner's awesomeness
« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2010, 01:25:07 PM »
James Milner is ball numbers 1, 2 and 3 in today's Fa Cup draw.

Offline bob

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« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2010, 01:37:15 PM »
Quote from: "Arsey"
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For James Milner, each testicle is larger than the other one.


Haha!

Offline exigo

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« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2010, 01:50:51 PM »
James Milner is so awesome even Arsene Wenger can see him

Online kippaxvilla2

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« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2010, 02:07:41 PM »
James Milner is Wayne Rooney's mentor.

Offline shaunyh

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« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2010, 02:09:25 PM »
My new favourite Thread.

Offline bob

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« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2010, 02:16:38 PM »
When Superman goes to bed he wears James Milner pyjamas.

Offline Bad English

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« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2010, 02:18:35 PM »
Facebook regretfully announces the definitive closure of its popular application "Mafia Wars". It appears that James Milner has 'whacked' everyone.

Offline Yossarian

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« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2010, 02:46:31 PM »
James Milner runs on water.

Online kippaxvilla2

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« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2010, 02:54:26 PM »
We have just had it confirmed, James Milner's doo doo's do not stink.

Offline supertom

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« Reply #24 on: January 24, 2010, 02:54:30 PM »
When Milner does press ups, he's not lifting himself up, he's pushing the earth down.

Offline Yossarian

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« Reply #25 on: January 24, 2010, 03:05:50 PM »
James Milner taught HDE the bicycle kick.

Offline sali,salifou

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« Reply #26 on: January 24, 2010, 03:09:50 PM »
When James Milner was born his Mother did not go into Labour, he merely punched his way out of the womb. He then looked at the midwife and slept with her.
At his stage of his life this was the second person James Milner had slept with

Offline jonesy73

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« Reply #27 on: January 24, 2010, 03:16:31 PM »
James Milner is the bastard son of Sir Brian Little.

FACT!

Offline Arsey

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« Reply #28 on: January 24, 2010, 03:19:45 PM »
When James Milner has a shower, James Milner doesn't get wet. Water gets James Milner.

Offline SashasGrandad

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« Reply #29 on: January 24, 2010, 04:04:52 PM »
Quote from: "Arsey"
As is on my facebook.

James Milner can divide by zero.


Anybody can divide by zero...

But James Milner gets a finite answer!

 


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