Pitch battles

[Bad English]

 I wonder if he will keep in touch. Please post any clippings you might have.

[Dave Javu]

He's just making hay while the sun shines.

[Brend'Watkins]

I do hope weed got somebody already lined up.

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

It's been confirmed that there will be a film made of his life with Patrick Mower in the lead role.

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

Apparently at the Groundsman's end of season concert this year Supergrass were playing with guest star Joe Strimmer on vocals.

[Irish villain]

Was he offered mower money?

[Brend'Watkins]

Was he offered mower money?

Mulch more by all accounts. 

[Malandro]

is the move stihl on?

[Godfrey Brian]

Shame, but guess he had to draw the line somewhere.

[pauliewalnuts]

Shame, but guess he had to draw the line somewhere.

*applause*

[Irish villain]

is the move stihl on?

Yes. Unless Chelsea flower show come in for him at the last minute.

[Simba]

I wonder if he will keep in touch. Please post any clippings you might have.

   by snail mail

[ExclDawg]

I hear he has a boy and they are very much the same.  Like fodder, like sun.

[Malandro]

If he was interviewed with other candidates, I wonder if there were random, unemployed civil servants and lawyers going for the position.

I'm seeing a lot coming through our doors, its a very depressing jobs market.