Whelan 'Martinez will go on to manage an Earth XI'

[Damo70]

Roberto will only leave for one of the biggest planets in the solar system and only when the space/time continuum is right.

[black pearl of inchicore]

Whelan is a Space Cadet.

[Breezeblock]

Madder than Mad Jock McMad, winner of last years "Mr. Madman" competition.

Madder than a bag of bees bouncing around inside a box of frogs.

Madder than a three-fingered clown trying to wrestle a purple crocodile while wearing a "Ban The Bomb" waistcoat and riding a unicycle with a flat tyre.