Just wait until the Premier League becomes like the Egg-chasing super League. Every time a try is scored there is a fanfare, music, and the sponsor of the scorer is announced via Audi, video and remote-controlled cars: "Aaaaand that try scored by Greg Bird comes to you courtesy of 'Bernard's Butcher's"
"Villa take the lead. Great strike from Wesley, who has his scoring boots on for the Shamihal at the Fox and Goose."
