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Author Topic: 0% Villa - Footballer alergic to grass !!!  (Read 6308 times)

Offline DR PETERS

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0% Villa - Footballer alergic to grass !!!
« on: March 11, 2011, 09:01:45 AM »
I have heard it all now

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3460535/Mario-Balotelli-suffers-an-allergic-reaction-to-the-GRASS-in-Kiev.html

You can imagine how his medical went

Doctor: Do you have any allergies ?
Balotelli: Just one
Doctor: OK, what are you allergic to ?
Balotelli: Grass
Doctor (after picking himself off the floor): that's OK you won't be playing that often

Offline Comrade Blitz

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Re: 0% Villa - Footballer alergic to grass !!!
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2011, 09:03:12 AM »
Hopefully the shots that he takes contain banned substances and make him fail his drugs tests.

Offline Dr Butler

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Re: 0% Villa - Footballer alergic to grass !!!
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2011, 09:26:53 AM »
It's a shame that our Ashley is not allergic to grass as then he may stay on his feet alot more.

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Re: 0% Villa - Footballer alergic to grass !!!
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2011, 11:39:43 AM »
Made me laugh DR Peters.

Offline D.boy

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Re: 0% Villa - Footballer alergic to grass !!!
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2011, 12:19:13 PM »
Did the allergic reaction affect the colour of his mohawk or is he naturally ginga and dyes it black?

Offline peter w

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Re: 0% Villa - Footballer alergic to grass !!!
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2011, 12:21:29 PM »
I thought this was Kolo Toure's new excuse when I read the title.

Offline ADVILLAFAN

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Re: 0% Villa - Footballer alergic to grass !!!
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2011, 12:32:43 PM »
Long live grass I say, Balotelli's a W*nker.

Offline nadz3488

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Re: 0% Villa - Footballer alergic to grass !!!
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2011, 02:20:50 PM »
This guy is just weird. All sorts of things coming out about him in the papers. Its also from The Sun mind.

Online The Left Side

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Re: 0% Villa - Footballer alergic to grass !!!
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2011, 05:38:44 PM »
Wasn't Edgar Davids allergic to grass, hence the goggles?

Offline curiousorange

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Re: 0% Villa - Footballer alergic to grass !!!
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2011, 05:44:13 PM »
Apparently Ibrahimovic said he had an allergic reaction to the grass at the Stadio Del Alpi in Turin. And here was me thinking it was just the stuff they use in the Tottenham penalty areas.

Offline sam oskiewicz

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Re: 0% Villa - Footballer alergic to grass !!!
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2011, 07:34:57 PM »
When on a stadium tour at VP, they say that you're not allowed on the pitch under any circumstances due to some people having an allergic reaction, I think they use chemicals on the surface which is an irritant to some.

Offline Holtenderinthesky

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Re: 0% Villa - Footballer alergic to grass !!!
« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2011, 08:32:35 PM »
What is the opposite of an allergy?  An addiction ?  Whatever it is, our Emile has it.  Boy does he love that grass!

Offline Mortimer4England

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Re: 0% Villa - Footballer alergic to grass !!!
« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2011, 09:28:53 PM »
Classic ;D

Offline TheSandman

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Re: 0% Villa - Footballer alergic to grass !!!
« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2011, 09:32:30 PM »
Wasn't Edgar Davids allergic to grass, hence the goggles?

The lights and cameras from TV affected his eyesight I think?

Offline Steve R

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Re: 0% Villa - Footballer alergic to grass !!!
« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2011, 11:30:53 PM »
Wasn't Edgar Davids allergic to grass, hence the goggles?

Davids has glaucoma.

A Dutchman allergic to grass?

 


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