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Heroes & Villains => Match Threads & Player Ratings => Topic started by: Toronto Villa on August 31, 2025, 05:47:42 PM
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Bye Emi. It's been fun
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You win. Delete mine.
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But, Malen and Guessand...we all wanted it.
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Oof. From the strongest bench we've ever had to possibly the weakest
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Oof. From the strongest bench we've ever had to possibly the weakest
The might be the weakest bench in the PL right now.
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Some width - win please 🙏
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The state of the bench.
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The World's No. 40, the World's No. 40, Marco Bizot, the World's No. 40.....
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Well that's Emi gone then.
Like the starting line up but that bench looks very thin.
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Hopefully the team does the business. The bench is painfully weak. How the fuck has this happened.
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Where is Onana?
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But, Malen and Guessand...we all wanted it.
great news
f@@@@ the manc
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Oh well. Nice, wide attacking line up.
But that bench is horrible. So so weak and inexperienced.
Bye Emi. May the rats nibble on your testicles on the way out
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No Hemmings on the bench, strangely.
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Where is Onana?
injured in training
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No Hemmings on the bench, strangely.
He’s injured
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Where is Onana?
Injured again
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No Hemmings on the bench, strangely.
Indeed.
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No Hemmings on the bench, strangely.
He’s injured
Oh. As you were.
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Where is Onana?
injured in training
Quelle surprise.
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That bench is the weakest for a few years.
Big game now I suppose.
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Fuck off Martinez , you are dead to me
Join the ranks of, Delph and others.
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Where is Onana?
Gone to Good Hope, with an option to buy.
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Fuck off Martinez , you are dead to me
Join the ranks of, Delph and others.
At least they were in a squad that won something. Man Utd aren’t winning anything any time soon. It’s a move purely for the money.
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sancho not on the bench then ?
only jestings
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That bench is the weakest for a few years.
Big game now I suppose.
Yep its going to be a massive 24 hours for the club. If we dont get 3 or 4 in its going to be a long season
Loaning out so many players with no replacements seems abit silly
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Where is Onana?
Glass blowers- getting new legs fitted
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All set up for Bizot to drop a clanger tonight.
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Well, it's not the same old stale side that's for sure. I'm optimistic!
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Is Rory Wilson not rated or something? Bit odd we have no senior attacking back up and he can't even get in ahead of kids as he is 20 in January.
We gave him a nice new deal in the summer yet not loaned him out and he can't even get in matchday 20 when we are down to the bare bones.
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If he does then we can still recall Gauci, the worlds No. 256th
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We saw how upset players were about Ramsey going.
We shall soon see if Martinez going has a similar negative impact
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Bizot did a great job last time out
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Where is Onana?
injured in training
Quelle surprise.
And the clocks haven’t gone back yet
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That bench is the weakest for a few years.
Big game now I suppose.
Yep its going to be a massive 24 hours for the club. If we dont get 3 or 4 in its going to be a long season
Loaning out so many players with no replacements seems abit silly
Had to be done otherwise we won't be playing in Europe for a while.
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Well, it's not the same old stale side that's for sure. I'm optimistic!
Me too
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We saw how upset players were about Ramsey going.
We shall soon see if Martinez going has a similar negative impact
Martinez isn't going because of PSR, he's going because he wanted to go.
If it had been about PSR, we wouldn't have been doing it 24 hours from the end of the window, either.
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The only loan I regret is Barrenechea who - from the little I saw - could have done a good job for us
Tonight's is a massive game for us and - hopefully - for the new-look front three.
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Ill just love it if we win the europa cup while he wins f*** all at that pile of shite .
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Big big game these next 24 hours are going to set the tone for the season I reckon.
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5 kids on the bench, plus Bogarde who isn't far off, what a time to be alive.
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Martinez might be sold so can't play. Guehi might be sold so starts.
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Martinez might be sold so can't play. Guehi might be sold so starts.
I'd say that Palace are obviously not expecting a credible bid so will sit on Guehi till at least January.
Which may make Canvot more gettable for us, perhaps.
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Martinez might be sold so can't play. Guehi might be sold so starts.
I'd say that Palace are obviously not expecting a credible bid so will sit on Guehi till at least January.
Which may make Canvot more gettable for us, perhaps.
havent we got the mighty lindalof now
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Martinez might be sold so can't play. Guehi might be sold so starts.
I'd say that Palace are obviously not expecting a credible bid so will sit on Guehi till at least January.
Which may make Canvot more gettable for us, perhaps.
He had a medical at Palace today
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And the clocks haven’t gone back yet
They will, we could only afford them on a loan deal.
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Clubs a mess. Just look at that bench its one of the worst ive seen at our club. We had stronger benchs in the Championship
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We'd better win, otherwise BC Villain will be one of the more rational and considered posters on here tonight.
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Why would you loan out illing jr when you look at our bench? I just dont get this club.
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Why would you loan out illing jr when you look at our bench? I just dont get this club.
Would rather the 4 young lads than Illing Jnr.
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Unai Emery was asked about Emiliano Martinez:
Q: The reason for his absence? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Where is Martinez? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Will he be your future goalkeeper? "Marco Bizot."
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Unai Emery was asked about Emiliano Martinez:
Q: The reason for his absence? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Where is Martinez? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Will he be your future goalkeeper? "Marco Bizot."
Someone ask me a question
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Unai Emery was asked about Emiliano Martinez:
Q: The reason for his absence? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Where is Martinez? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Will he be your future goalkeeper? "Marco Bizot."
Someone ask me a question
Any rivers flowing? My usual one isn't working so new suggestions greatly appreciated unless Marco Bizot runs one!
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Can't see this finishing 0-0, gonna be a twatting one way or the other.
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Unai Emery was asked about Emiliano Martinez:
Q: The reason for his absence? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Where is Martinez? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Will he be your future goalkeeper? "Marco Bizot."
Someone ask me a question
Any rivers flowing? My usual one isn't working so new suggestions greatly appreciated unless Marco Bizot runs one!
Marco Bizot
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Unai Emery was asked about Emiliano Martinez:
Q: The reason for his absence? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Where is Martinez? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Will he be your future goalkeeper? "Marco Bizot."
Sod off Pinnochio. Just answer the question.
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Unai Emery was asked about Emiliano Martinez:
Q: The reason for his absence? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Where is Martinez? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Will he be your future goalkeeper? "Marco Bizot."
Someone ask me a question
Any rivers flowing? My usual one isn't working so new suggestions greatly appreciated unless Marco Bizot runs one!
Marco Bizot
Fair enough!
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Can't see this finishing 0-0, gonna be a twatting one way or the other.
If it’s an ugly twatting, things are going to get nasty.
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Drove past a Palace Road on the way here, then saw a discarded cuddly lion toy which looked like it had been run over several times in the car park. Not great omens. Hopefully the rainbow was lucky.
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Palace haven't won in the league at VP since December 2013. It's a bit of a myth they always destroy us, that just happens within the M25.
We've taken 7 points off them in the three prem games at VP under Emery.
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Unai Emery was asked about Emiliano Martinez:
Q: The reason for his absence? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Where is Martinez? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Will he be your future goalkeeper? "Marco Bizot."
Someone ask me a question
what do you like up your bum?
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Unai Emery was asked about Emiliano Martinez:
Q: The reason for his absence? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Where is Martinez? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Will he be your future goalkeeper? "Marco Bizot."
Someone ask me a question
what do you like up your bum?
Marco Bizot
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Unai Emery was asked about Emiliano Martinez:
Q: The reason for his absence? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Where is Martinez? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Will he be your future goalkeeper? "Marco Bizot."
Someone ask me a question
Any rivers flowing? My usual one isn't working so new suggestions greatly appreciated unless Marco Bizot runs one!
Marco Bizot
Fair enough!
Sent you one dude
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Drove past a Palace Road on the way here, then saw a discarded cuddly lion toy which looked like it had been run over several times in the car park. Not great omens. Hopefully the rainbow was lucky.
I saw a rainbow on my walk to the station as well. I'm hoping that will be lucky too! ;)
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Clubs a mess. Just look at that bench its one of the worst ive seen at our club. We had stronger benchs in the Championship
Got very 2010/11 vibes about it.
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Unai Emery was asked about Emiliano Martinez:
Q: The reason for his absence? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Where is Martinez? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Will he be your future goalkeeper? "Marco Bizot."
Someone ask me a question
what do you like up your bum?
Marco Bizot
Grindr's over there!
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Clubs a mess. Just look at that bench its one of the worst ive seen at our club. We had stronger benchs in the Championship
Got very 2010/11 vibes about it.
Imagine if Unai does a MON? :-\
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This is mental that bench compared to the end of last season this is a weaker L squad as we’ve had since gerrard.
If I was nwse I would be spitting feathers at the state of the club despite doing so much right. I would be getting these rules challenged in courts because unless miracles happen we’re going to be losing 3 years of progress this season
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I reckon Guessand is gonna give us something to smile about.
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Unai Emery was asked about Emiliano Martinez:
Q: The reason for his absence? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Where is Martinez? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Will he be your future goalkeeper? "Marco Bizot."
Someone ask me a question
what do you like up your bum?
Marco Bizot
Hmmm, not Stephan Postma then?!
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Unai Emery was asked about Emiliano Martinez:
Q: The reason for his absence? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Where is Martinez? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Will he be your future goalkeeper? "Marco Bizot."
Someone ask me a question
what do you like up your bum?
Marco Bizot
Hmmm, not Stephan Postma then?!
I was waiting for a Postma…
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Unai Emery was asked about Emiliano Martinez:
Q: The reason for his absence? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Where is Martinez? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Will he be your future goalkeeper? "Marco Bizot."
Someone ask me a question
what do you like up your bum?
Marco Bizot
Grindr's over there!
Where?
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Come on Villa. Let’s turn this gloom around.
Onwards and upwards and fuck off modern league football with your financial accountants, lawyers, stupid VAR, ridiculous new rules and crap officials.
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Unai Emery was asked about Emiliano Martinez:
Q: The reason for his absence? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Where is Martinez? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Will he be your future goalkeeper? "Marco Bizot."
Someone ask me a question
what do you like up your bum?
Marco Bizot
Hmmm, not Stephan Postma then?!
I remember seeing that video back in the day.
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Drove past a Palace Road on the way here, then saw a discarded cuddly lion toy which looked like it had been run over several times in the car park. Not great omens. Hopefully the rainbow was lucky.
I saw a rainbow on my walk to the station as well. I'm hoping that will be lucky too! ;)
Hopefully not a sign that Bizot will bungle an easy save.
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I don't care about the bench lets smash these with whats on the pitch.
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Drove past a Palace Road on the way here, then saw a discarded cuddly lion toy which looked like it had been run over several times in the car park. Not great omens. Hopefully the rainbow was lucky.
I saw a rainbow on my walk to the station as well. I'm hoping that will be lucky too! ;)
Hopefully not a sign that Bizot will bungle an easy save.
or come out wearing his pyjamas
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The bench shows how short we are. It’s alarming how light it is.
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C’mon you Villa boys!! 3-0 FTF!!!!
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For all we talk about the financial constraits, after 6 transfer windows (well a couple of days left) and 400m spent on signings to have that as a bench in the PL is pretty poor.
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For all we talk about the financial constraits, after 6 transfer windows (well a couple of days left) and 400m spent on signings to have that as a bench in the PL is pretty poor.
Kamara, Onana and Barkley are injured.. and we sold two injury prone players in JJ and Leon, who consequently are already injured.
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Barkley, Onana, Kamara to come back. Anyone else, other than another central midfielder, George Hemmings?
I like the starting 11, lots of pace and width but this is very much a plan A thing because, with this bench, there cannot be a plan B.
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Any build up for our game Sky you wankers?
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Are they actually going to show our game?
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Any build up for our game Sky you wankers?
You'll get your 6 minutes.
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And, even with those 3 fit we'd still be sticking kids on the bench. There's 5, plus Bogarde who's hardly a senior player.
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Although aren't we £10mil positive over those 6 windows? We have so many people injured or out on loan at the moment doesn't help when either.
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Half full Villa Park…Sunday evening traffic must be bad.
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We still spent 400m on players. It's like we've only sold players.
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Any build up for our game Sky you wankers?
You'll get your 6 minutes.
We got a measley 55 seconds. How generous are sky
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HA HA, Marco Bizot...timing is over.
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And the good news is, we have Victor Lindelof to come in!! Fucking Yay!!!
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Unai looks like a man very much under the cosh!
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Unai looks like a man very much under the cosh!
He IS under the cosh. What a mess this window has been.
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Come on Marco
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Come on Marco
Villa's, number one!
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Barkley, Onana, Kamara to come back.
Those three are all the same position.
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Maybe he pissed off because emi didnt wanna play. Qho knows we will never know
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Here we go, first win of the season coming up...
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Why no yellow card then?
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Not a bad corner from cashy suprisingly
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I don’t like stadium announcers starting songs.
Anyway, come on you Villa boys!
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Unai Emery was asked about Emiliano Martinez:
Q: The reason for his absence? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Where is Martinez? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Will he be your future goalkeeper? "Marco Bizot."
Sod off Pinnochio. Just answer the question.
You really don't like anything Villa at all do you?
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Heading not Youri's forte then...
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Decent start, need a goal.
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All Villa so far, come on boys
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Cash booked.
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It would be nice today to score a goal thingy. No pressure Mr Shin but we need you here to make the announcement soon.
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FFS VAR review for that?
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Bullsh*t booking
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Watkins is too slow in his movement
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Yellow for that? Thought it was a good tackle.
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Var fir that?? Unbelievable
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That is so poor Ollie.
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Watkins is too slow in his movement
Yes, he had a lively start, but the last two attacking moves have broken down with him
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I don't see that foul as any worse than the Munoz one was, certainly wasn't worth a red card review.
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bad touch watkins come on mate
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O shots on target for either side so far
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Lee Hendrie needs to shut up
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It was a really poor challenge, it’s a definite yellow.
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Sounds flat there
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What is the point of giving the ball to Cash?
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Oh FFS
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Fucks sake, Palace pen
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Here we go :(
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Marco Bizot, Marco Bizot, Marco Bizot
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It was a really poor challenge, it’s a definite yellow.
It was clumsy and late, just like the Munoz one.
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Brilliant stuff ans it begins
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Hells bells who writes this script.....
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fsf cash out of position
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FFS.
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Mateta gets his usual goal against us
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Oh good another calamitous bit of defending.
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Bumholes
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Dive?
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Game over
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Did he even touch him? Looked like a dive.
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Surprised Bizot wasn't sent off. Not saying he deserved it but with the build up to this game, the keeper going off would have been the icing on the cake.
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First shot on target just for once
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What a wonderful season this is gonna be
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Here we go again - shambolic defending puts us on our way.
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I've already had this nightmare the other night, not again.
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fsf cash out of position
My first thought when I saw the Lindelof link.
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Did he even touch him? Looked like a dive.
“Clever” - good for the game
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It's like the Gods are conspiring against us massively
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Did he even touch him? Looked like a dive.
The only videos I have seen I havent yet seen any contact
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defence is awful
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Ref's fond of his cards, inne?
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Just what is the point? Every step we have our hands tied behind our backs
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Hardly any contact, if any for that penalty and then Bizot dives out of the way.
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They moved the ball quickly to create that. We never seem to.
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Terrible from Torres to play the man onside there.
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so looks like the conceding with first shot isnt just a Martinez thing
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The problem here, this is almost a joke for Palace, they have us beaten before they walk on the pitch, they read us like a book and we change nothing to counter that.
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Terrible from Torres to play the man onside there.
Irony?
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What a wonderful season this is gonna be
Yeah let's give up in August.
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Ollie's touch needs to improve, where have we heard that before? Better lay off that time though.
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A shot! Good effort guessand
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Very soft penalty; ref was desperate to give it.
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Terrible from Torres to play the man onside there.
Irony?
Incredibly tedious irony, yes.
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The problem here, this is almost a joke for Palace, they have us beaten before they walk on the pitch, they read us like a book and we change nothing to counter that.
We’ve at least gone more attacking but it’s the build up that is very similar. They’re now exactly in the position they want to be to counter attack us.
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What a wonderful season this is gonna be
Yeah let's give up in August.
Be nice if we actually started in August.
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The problem here, this is almost a joke for Palace, they have us beaten before they walk on the pitch, they read us like a book and we change nothing to counter that.
Two wide fast players is a new try against them. Normally we overload the midfield and leave their wide men to do what they want, whilst still not getting anywhere near their midfield still.
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What a wonderful season this is gonna be
Yeah let's give up in August.
Be nice if we actually started in August.
Exactly. Not exactly the toughest start of the season and 0 goals so far.
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We aren't ready for the season at all
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Liking the look of Guessand so far
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What a wonderful season this is gonna be
Don’t panic. We’ll definitely finish above … erm.. Burnley?
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Considering our firepower upfront we look toothless.
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God it must be nice to have a clue how to attack. We have been so painful this season.
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Looks like we are Alsorans villa this season
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It's far too early to draw any informed opinion on how the season will pan out. A couple of years ago we lost 5-1 at Newcastle on opening day, lest we forget.
However, it does seem that since the last game of last season, the excitement has been well and truly bled out of us.
Terrible window, crap first few games, Martinez going the last day of the window.....
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Has Rogers touched the ball yet?
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Terrible from Torres to play the man onside there.
Torres? He's on the bench.
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Terrible from Torres to play the man onside there.
Torres? He's on the bench.
Irony.
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Here's an idea: put some balls over the top for Malen or Guessand
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What a wonderful season this is gonna be
Haha thanks for cheering me up!
Don’t panic. We’ll definitely finish above … erm.. Burnley?
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The movement up front is very poor.
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We need the window to end so these players know they are at the club for the next few months at least. Same for the manager who needs to be sure what he has. FOCUS FFS. We’ve been utter shit so far this season.
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Will we score a goal today?
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There seems to be a half-heartedness to everything we do.
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Has Rogers touched the ball yet?
9 times, pass accuracy 63%
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Has Rogers touched the ball yet?
9 touches so far.
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This is so shit.
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If we weren't crap at scoring and defending we'd be a decent side.
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I miss that feeling of thinking we would beat everybody.
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Tippy tappy, tippy tappy , side to side and repeat.
One through ball and we're fucked.
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Has Rogers touched the ball yet?
gave the ball away twice
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I am starting to think there's something wrong.
And not just Martinez being this season's MON.
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I miss that feeling of thinking we would beat everybody.
I miss the feeling of thinking we’d score a goal. At least the defensive horror is still there though.
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Dont worry guys we have a mighty bench to save us!
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The passing has been awful again
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Maatsen is not a good defender. Not picked for that today I guess as Unai wants him getting forward as much as he can.
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Fucking useless, this. Slow, predictable movement, shit control, and shit passing.
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I am starting to think there's something wrong.
And not just Martinez being this season's MON.
Even with gerrard here I felt the powers that be would fix it.
Something feels off this time. There is an apathy which I hate
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I absolutely fucking hate hope so this is looking promising. Shit. No it isn't.
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we looked good for the first 5 minutes. This feels so like the end of the MON reign - I really hope its not
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What happened to our fast defence splitting attacks?
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Ill take the team starting 23/24 over this shit any day
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Fucking Watkins.
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I am starting to think there's something wrong.
And not just Martinez being this season's MON.
It feels very wrong. We’ve got nothing at the moment at all.
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Can we please try and get the ball please?
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There is no other players to put in. This lot know they are going to be picked next game.
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It shouldn't be this bad. This is a coaching issue.
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I am starting to think there's something wrong.
And not just Martinez being this season's MON.
What's very wrong is our style of play. Emery should have evolved us from the walking football of last year, that only really brought results thanks to Duran being a maverick. But here we are, and we are in trouble.
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Morgan and Youri just letting the game pass them by. McGinn doing all the running for them.
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Why is Digne on the bench?
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When you're drilled on the training ground to play this monotonous Blues, it's extremely hard to up the tempo.
We have been well and truly found out and there's no plan B
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same old villa
start with all the possession and create fuck all
the other team score first effort and we go to pot.
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Will be suprised if no boos at half time. Only one shot in target and created absolutely nothing
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Morgan and Youri just letting the game pass them by. McGinn doing all the running for them.
Yeah theyve been shite
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How long before a fat lad runs to the dugout and throws his virtual season ticket?
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Watkins and Rogers playing in wellingtons again, woeful so far. Guessand looks our best attacker tonight, and Malen needs to make the most of a rare start. Mateta just loves playing us ffs
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Palace are so comfortable.
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Bets on booing at HT?
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Glasner really knows his business.
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Glasner really knows his business.
He's definitely got the measure of Unai.
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How long before a fat lad runs to the dugout and throws his virtual season ticket?
I just deleted an NFT.
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Glasner really knows his business.
If Emery ever walked get him or the Bournemouth manager.
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FFS Lev Yashin again.
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I’ve been watching Malen.
He is not great at running into space to receive a pass.
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Fucking Watkins.
I have a sneaky feeling he doesn't really want to be at the club any more. Like he's gone stale and has reached the "wants a new challenge" stage.
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Current XG is 0.11
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Palace just doing the same as Brentford now. It's all too predictable.
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Great chance
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Fucking Watkins.
I have a sneaky feeling he doesn't really want to be at the club any more. Like he's gone stale and has reached the "wants a new challenge" stage.
Agreed.
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We just look idealess going forwards. Like what are we trying to do?
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got to score that
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If we doing that corner routine every time wouldn't Ollie be a better choice than Youri
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Fucking Watkins.
I have a sneaky feeling he doesn't really want to be at the club any more. Like he's gone stale and has reached the "wants a new challenge" stage.
At the moment he looks too comfortable in his place again. 12 months ago we had Duran coming off the bench and scoring pretty much every game.
He's been half a yard off it the few times we've got some passing moves going. All too easy for Guehi to intercept.
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That by Munoz is more of a foul than the one they were given, but because Watkins didn't dive it's ignored.
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Fucking Watkins.
Wouldnt suprise me tbh. We look like a sinking ship at the moment If we doing that corner routine every time wouldn't Ollie be a better choice than Youri
I have a sneaky feeling he doesn't really want to be at the club any more. Like he's gone stale and has reached the "wants a new challenge" stage.
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Glasner really knows his business.
He's definitely got the measure of Unai.
But we’re building up in exactly the same way and expecting something different. They’re playing in exactly the same way they do against us and surprise surprise. It’s insanity to keep doing the same thing and expecting different results.
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Current XG is 0.11
The XG is higher on Antiques Roadshow...
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The one time we go over the top we nearly score.Note Unai.
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Going a lot more direct now
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Fucking Watkins.
I have a sneaky feeling he doesn't really want to be at the club any more. Like he's gone stale and has reached the "wants a new challenge" stage.
Agreed.
Every one of our top players has had agents in their ears for months now. And it got much louder the minute the final whistle went at Old Trafford. It’s been a disaster from that moment on.
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Tyrone shits himself if a forward pass is on.
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I think there will be some but it will be harsh to boo a side unbeaten at home in a year, despite us being a bit cack.
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44 minutes of dross.
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on the plus side, Guessand is good.
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Fucks sake maatsen get the ball forward what the hell you doing
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on the plus side, Guessand is good.
Ill reserve judgement til he does something meaningful
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So fucking slow again and again.
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Well done biz
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predictible crap
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This is dreadful
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Well done Bizot.
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Palace score with their first attempt at goal, so easy for them. We look laboured and without real idea. Tippy tappy at the back and pretty motionless unless we go longer with the passing going forward.
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Tedious dross.
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Every time we get it forwards, we wait for them to get back into position and just recycle it over and over.
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Slow, predictable and pathetic!
I cant see Unai seeing out the season, he doesn't seem to be able to get anything iut of us at the moment for the last 4 league games
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if you'd just landed on this planet and understood the basics of the game you'd bet Palace will finish top 4, that's how organized they are and how easy this has been made for them
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We are playing the same way every fucking week now. Slow tedious shit. Get it fucking sorted Emery.
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Well, we have been crying for Malen to play. Not seen much to convince me he’s the answer…
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Palace score with their first attempt at goal, so easy for them. We look laboured and without real idea. Tippy tappy at the back and pretty motionless unless we go longer with the passing going forward.
Penalties normally are.
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No booking for that? professional foul wanker.
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Palace score with their first attempt at goal, so easy for them. We look laboured and without real idea. Tippy tappy at the back and pretty motionless unless we go longer with the passing going forward.
Ok clever bollocks, the first time they get into our pentalty area.
Penalties normally are.
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Boooooooooooo
Urns
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Well, we have been crying for Malen to play. Not seen much to convince me he’s the answer…
I'd like to see him up front.
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Tyrone shits himself if a forward pass is on.
Brilliant. Tyrone's fault, whatever.
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How is that different to the Cash booking?!
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Oh hello VAR
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Goodbye VAR
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THE BOO'S ARE BACK
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Thats a ducking pen
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Again, more of a foul than the pen he gave them.
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And that should be a penalty to us right at the end.
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We look bereft of confidence, ideas, motivation. Very very worrying.
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How the pink rubbery FUCK is that not a booking?
Eat my poo, referee.
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We look a fucking mess.
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emery has no idea .
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No goals in 5 halves of football is fucking atrocious. We look short of quality and without a tactical plan.
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We are flat vs a well drilled team. Not good.
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THE BOO'S ARE BACK
Correctly so. That was a pathetic half from us
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How is that different to the Cash booking?!
Quite different tbf. Still should be a booking though.
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fuck off all of them. Total shit.
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Tyrone shits himself if a forward pass is on.
Brilliant. Tyrone's fault, whatever.
What? I haven't said it's his fault for anything, I commented on how he doesn't pass forward...which he hasn't
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How the hell is that not a penalty for sustained holding?!?! That’s more of a penalty than the late one at OT yesterday…except with one key difference.
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Aston villa 0
Yet again
Utterly poor
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Sulking because they didn’t get champions league. Going to be playing in the championship unless they get their act together.
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dear me this is bad
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THE BOO'S ARE BACK
What needs to be remembered is people are paying £50 + to watch this now with more tickets available with the horrible kick off time. And the obvious season ticket increases.
That becomes a problem when team suddenly stops progressing on the pitch and new signings are slow to arrive so tolerance levels won't be as high as they were 2-3 years ago.
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Attwell up to his tricks again
We’re unbalanced
Place have width and space whenever they need and have win the tactical battle
We’ve got no central midfield
And our defenders can’t handle pace or strength of Mateta.
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Attwell has always been a twat but his particular brand of shitty decisions were the last thing we needed against these twats and on a day where as a club we really need something to go our way.
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Total shite.
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Technically and tactically complete shiite
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How did Hughes no get booked there and how were we not given a penalty? Atwell at his pathetic best
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Can't quite believe the fall of this team.
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7 consecutive goaless halves.
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Safe to say that we've got our Villa back. It was fun whilst it lasted.
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Terrible vibe in the stands, on the bench and on the pitch. Awful watch tonight..
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Dreadful first half, VP sounds flat as a pancake.
We are so slow in possession.
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What the fuck is wrong with us? This is not acceptable at all.
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Anyone got a rassclart stream?
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This is absolutely shite. From start to finish. Shite. No fucking excuses for that. Yes the rules etc, but fuck me get your fucking foot in and have some pride in your performance you bunch of absolute ******. You're playing 12 place Chrystal Palace without their best ever player and you're letting them take the piss. Make that stop now.
And the ref... fucking massive ******. As usual.
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Ever since Heck announced he was leaving..
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There's definitely a cloud over the team and the club right now. I dunno what the root of that is, but they need to shake it the fuck off.
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Sleepwalking into a relegation battle.
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should have take the 150 million for rogers and ollie
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Just arrived at work. Today has been exceptionally underwhelming in many many ways.
Wake me up when September ends
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All very flat.
Good save by Henderson. Other than that just not moving it fast enough
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I will never understand why Attwell is allowed to ref Villa matches!
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any one got a trickle - for call the midwifes or whatever shits normally on a Sunday night
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Sleepwalking into a relegation battle.
Your usual hyperbole, but actually watching that, it'd be hard to disagree. We are abject.
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The thing is whatever the restrictions are there is a feeling we’ve given up and it seems to be reflected by the team.
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I'll be watching the second half but it feels like its hardly worth it.
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a lot of work to do tomorrow
these lot look lost
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The thing is whatever the restrictions are there is a feeling we’ve given up and it seems to be reflected by the team.
Exactly. Get a fucking grip and have some pride.
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We look a bang average side that will finish 10-12th.
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Ref all over the place with decisions, that Hughes tackle deary me..
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Buendia coming on.
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Christ knows what's happened with Villa.
We just piss about with the ball in possession - no attempt to play quick through balls.
Concede at the earliest opportunity and then we're clueless against the low block that follows.
Another one for Palace is more likely than an equaliser.
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Our tactical shitness is only matched by our technical shitness.
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Buendia coming on.
Great.
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Kind of feels like we're feeling sorry for ourselves, when we should be using it as a "fuck you we'll show you" motivation.
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Well, this is a bit shit.
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Would rather have been banned from europe for a season and at least have a decent team as opposed to selling players and leaving yourselves as a skeleton team where you look totally hopeless
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Ever since Heck announced he was leaving..
Coca Cola out!
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For once an international break can’t come soon enough.
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Completely lacking in energy and enthusiasm. Poor.
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Buendia coming on.
Malen hooked I assume.
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Fuck me, Sky even got a Palace player on HT summary
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Can't quite believe the fall of this team.
I can. If you stand still in football you start to decline
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Buendia coming on.
Great.
Prepare for a lot of sitting on the floor flapping his arms after taking too long to release the ball. At least he tries forward line breaking passes though.
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It’s not really selling that’s the primary problem it’s that we’ve brought in very little.
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We look a bang average side that will finish 10-12th.
Fingers crossed
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Buendia coming on.
Might up the tempo.
Equally likely might do fuck all
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Buendia coming on.
Great.
Prepare for a lot of sitting on the floor flapping his arms after taking too long to release the ball. At least he tries forward line breaking passes though.
He’d probably have scored one of Tielemans’ headers though.
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What a great start this isn't to the season on so many levels.
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Buendia can't do any worse than those who had the first half.
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What a great start this isn't to the season on so many levels.
Can you start predicting 0-2 again? I feel it helps
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Only 3 games in but I’ve not seen many teams as poor as us so far.
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Buendia coming on.
As long as it's for the halfway line
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Even IF we somehow played a blinder tomorrow and got in some really useful players, well it’s 1 point out of 9 already (as it stands). We can’t afford to waste a month and expect it not to sting us at the end of the year.
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can we just buy crystal palace
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Kind of feels like we're feeling sorry for ourselves, when we should be using it as a "fuck you we'll show you" motivation.
Yeah thats whats frustratig me - but I guess we have rarely shown that in the last 30 years.
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What a great start this isn't to the season on so many levels.
Can you start predicting 0-2 again? I feel it helps
I blame Aston-Lee. Normal service needs to be resumed.
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Buendia can't do any worse than those who had the first half.
Can he lose the ball more than rogers?
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Our attacks once again, have been painfully slow and far too narrow, only one chance created in open play.
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Had a hope we'd muller these 5-0 to exorcise last season's aberration.Come on Villa! Grow some big balls!
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Buendia is such a championship player. We are crying out for a couple of decent signings. I have to say villa park fans today are hopeless. Sometimes you need the fans to lift the team. And they need some help from the stands and are getting bigger all.
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We need to see a big reaction.
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if we turn this around i'll eat my hat
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Only 3 games in but I’ve not seen many teams as poor as us so far.
If you was watching football for the first time you would think we were a team that just got promoted. We look really bad. Awful these three games. Add the manure game and thats four in a row
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Is Sawaras or Eden at the match?
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Buendia coming on.
Malen hooked I assume.
Won't be Rogers. But he will be shunted into a position where he will do even less.
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Buendia coming on.
Great.
Prepare for a lot of sitting on the floor flapping his arms after taking too long to release the ball. At least he tries forward line breaking passes though.
He’d probably have scored one of Tielemans’ headers though.
He's got a great leap for a little midget tbf.
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Here we go, Buendia coming on
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We need to see a big reaction.
If we see a big reaction I will see a big erection.
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Guessand off
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Gonna sit back and say I rest my case. Emery Out
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Buendia can't do any worse than those who had the first half.
Can he lose the ball more than rogers?
I love them both, but probably about the same, being honest! At least Emi has the occasional overhead kick in him for giggles.
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Guessand off
No way.
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I just want to see a goal.
Guessand off? Oh
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Guessand off
The only player who was trying why the hell would you sub him,? If thats not a injury i dont get this sub at all
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I’m not sure how anyone would think Guessand was the one of that front 4 that needed replacing at half time
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Gonna sit back and say I rest my case. Emery Out
Yeah, shut up everyone. BirminghamCity Villain has rested his case. End of!
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Come on Unai, do yourself a favor here. Guessand off?! Rogers and Malen were TERRIBLE.
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Guessand off. Hmmm
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rogers stys on and the best player off ..oh emery
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I thought Guessand did ok for a first start.
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Gonna sit back and say I rest my case. Emery Out
Yeah, shut up everyone. BirminghamCity Villain has rested his case. End of!
He’s just being tedious
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So much for Buendia's last stand being last weekend. We know nothing, lads!
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Guessand? Injured surely, looked OK performance wise?
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Guseend off? Thought he was the only one doing ok.
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Rogers looks a real shadow of himself
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Gonna sit back and say I rest my case. Emery Out
Do. Us all a favour and sit so far back you can't reach a keyboard any more.
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Emery has lost the plot.
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Rogers in his favourite position
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Just ignore him, only reason he posts is to get a reaction the sad sack.
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Right next 45 is massive, there is no way Uni has not changed this, its Uni's only option, he has to drill into the players to breach that back 5, old fashioned long ball game, get beyond them, its the only way.
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Just ignore him, only reason he posts is to get a reaction the sad sack.
It’s great for forum morale, just like Flin5tone. We can rally around something.
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At least it can't ruin the weekend
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At 70 mins i would get some kids on man they cant do any worse than this crap
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At least it can't ruin the weekend
It can ruin the rest of the week, though.
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Is Sawaras or Eden at the match?
No
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It would be nice if we could sign someone capable crossing the bloody ball accurately.
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Is Guessand back on the bench?
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What a crap long ball by buendia
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There's no in between, we're either one of the best looking teams to watch or the worst.
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That should be Hughes red.
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There's no in between, we're either one of the best looking teams to watch or the worst.
you'd need a good memory to claim the former
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Ffs cash
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Sounding a bit brighter
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We do look a bit zippier this half so far.
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Better
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Ffs cash
This
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To be fair, Buendia is very quick on the ball.
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Ffs cash
You can see why Emery prefers him to stay back.
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This is a bit better.
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Goodness sake make this pressure count, careful of there counter.
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buendia made a difference but gessand should have stayed on and rogers still making the wrong choices.
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We’ll score again, don’t know where don’t know when!
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Goodness sake make this pressure count, careful of there counter.
that's what is going to happen.
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Either Hendrie is a blue nose, or he is over-compensating like Alan Smith does and might as well be.
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Nice hit from Youri but comfortable save.
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Better, come on Villa get one and they will crumble
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buendia made a difference but gessand should have stayed on and rogers still making the wrong choices.
Dunno Guessand looked pretty poor to me.
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Yeah some great touches from Buendia. It's in his skillset to raise the tempo.
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buendia made a difference but gessand should have stayed on and rogers still making the wrong choices.
Dunno Guessand looked pretty poor to me.
Another hit from our transfer masters.
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buendia made a difference but gessand should have stayed on and rogers still making the wrong choices.
Dunno Guessand looked pretty poor to me.
What..?!
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All a bit obvious. Like Glasner has said a dozen times, "Everyone knows how Emery plays"
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Maatsaan has looked pretty shit too often
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Getting closer
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Yashin again
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mcginn having a bit of a mare for me ..hopeless balls in.
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Much better!!
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Buendia linking things together nicely
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Crowd seems to be picking up a bit which can only help
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Villa Park singing Buendia's song. Close from Rogers.
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Buendia linking things together nicely
Great change by Uni:)
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Yashin again
Pretty much every fucking keeper who comes to Villa Park.
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Bruce, Smith and Gerrard would be getting hounded for this. What's the difference?
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Bruce, Smith and Gerrard would be getting hounded for this. What's the difference?
Honestly, why don't you just fuck off back to SHA or wherever you come from?
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Need to score now or this will fade out with 10 minutes to go.
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Bruce, Smith and Gerrard would be getting hounded for this. What's the difference?
None of them got us to a Champions League Quarter Final, wining at places we've gone decades without a win at, etc etc
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Bruce, Smith and Gerrard would be getting hounded for this. What's the difference?
He is Emery and not those 3?
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Seriously concerned we are looking at a relegation battle… We can’t even score…we have so many matches to play with a depleting squad.
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I have never done "clicky" fingers when in pain but it seems the fashion now. Saka loves a clicky finger
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If we score one, they’ll fold. We just need to score one and they’ll start flowing
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Seriously concerned we are looking at a relegation battle… We can’t even score…we have so many matches to play with a depleting squad.
BC is that you?
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Bruce, Smith and Gerrard would be getting hounded for this. What's the difference?
You cant compare those to what emery has done to this club
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We've looked like we're still in the mid summer pre season games and all the time in the world to sort out the squad. Neglect.
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Seriously concerned we are looking at a relegation battle… We can’t even score…we have so many matches to play with a depleting squad.
Welcome!
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Final ball has been a big let down
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It is better, but we don’t look like scoring.
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Just got in. I see Guessand didn't come out for the second half. Injured or crap?
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That ball is the best thing Rogers has done all season. More of that please.
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Who fucking scouted Maatsen ?
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Just got in. I see Guessand didn't come out for the second half. Injured or crap?
We think probably both
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Dare I say it but little Emi has made a difference
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Seriously concerned we are looking at a relegation battle… We can’t even score…we have so many matches to play with a depleting squad.
how you get on against leicester?
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Just got in. I see Guessand didn't come out for the second half. Injured or crap?
Too quick and direct
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No chance we're scoring today
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Just got in. I see Guessand didn't come out for the second half. Injured or crap?
I don’t think either - looks to be tactical
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Come on Villa
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How was that not a booking for lacroix, absolutely clattered Ollie with no chance of winning the ball.
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0-2
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2-0
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Fucking hell, fucking typical.
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Switches TV off, goes to bed.
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Well that’s that.
1 fucking year. And it comes down to this. Totally pathetic
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OMG
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As usual we comcede on 1st attack. Fuckkng losers man
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thanks alot cash again
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Talk against the run of play...ffs
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Top work SJM. Really good. What a fucking shambles.
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I’m solace in the fact that we’re shit because have a negative net spend while Man City are shit having spent £250M.
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Well the championship might be fun next season. Something has gone rotten at Villa as got arse in our hands. Just fuck right off
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Fuck.Off.
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Oh FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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thanks alot cash again
Ignore the positions where we really have a problem, and keep getting let down.
Depressing as fuck.
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They sucked it up and spat us out.
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I'm not happy.
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9 corners if only we had a specialist set piece coach.
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thanks alot cash again
McGinn.
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This years Spurs, probably without the cup. We are utter, utter shit.
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Pathetic
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Konsa gifts the ball away ... awful from him and Cash.
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thanks alot cash again
Indeed.
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Fuck off Villa. The cherry on the cake of an under prepped, lacksidasical, summer of book keeping and taking our eyes off the actual game of football.
Shit from top to bottom. Someone needs to carry the can for this.
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We are full of fuck ups. Cash with a terrible ball, Konsa with a crap clearance. Get what we deserve.
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Cash’s fault
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Poor from Konsa
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Game over. Well it was anyway.
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I rest my case…
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Fucking hell Villa this is utterly awful and I'm sorry to say utterly predictable.
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This years Spurs, probably without the cup. We are utter, utter shit.
Difference is the promoted teams look decent.
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Torres, Burrowes on
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Cash taking corners is just so stupid. We’ve had so many over the last few games and all have been awful.
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Getting that 2015/16 feeling.
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I said it when we sold diaby and luiz this was the start of oue downfall and behold whats happened. All those goals gone and we aint replaced them.
Monchis killed us
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I NEVER want to see Cash in a Villa shirt again. He cost us at OT and tonight and so many other times.
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if I was Glasner i'd be looking at Uni right now and saying. '' And for my next trick''
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Guessand is the least of our problems then. I've defended Cash in the past but that's on him.
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Getting that 2015/16 feeling.
Hate to say it. But yes. That’s how I feel right now
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Konza with an utterly shit pass that gives McGinn no chance.
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thanks alot cash again
McGinn.
thought cash gave it away
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I said it when we sold diaby and luiz this was the start of oue downfall and behold whats happened. All those goals gone and we aint replaced them.
Monchis killed us
Monchi needs his own thread.
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Unless we get in some players we will be farting about at the lower end of mid table this year.
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Hendrie getting all excited over the Palace goal the whopper
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Ollie is done at this level.
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Whose fault "wasn't" it?
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Fuck off Villa. The cherry on the cake of an under prepped, lacksidasical, summer of book keeping and taking our eyes off the actual game of football.
Shit from top to bottom. Someone needs to carry the can for this.
The manager and his mates. Can tell from this performance that these players are not playing for him.
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I said it when we sold diaby and luiz this was the start of oue downfall and behold whats happened. All those goals gone and we aint replaced them.
Monchis killed us
Monchi needs his own thread.
He has one
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Cash - Konsa - McGinn, it's a team game i suppose
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Whose fault "wasn't" it?
Buendia.
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Just when we started to look decent
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thanks alot cash again
McGinn.
thought cash gave it away
He did first, then Konsa, then McGinn
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Getting that 2015/16 feeling.
100%
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Hendrie getting all excited over the Palace goal the whopper
He really wasn't.
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As long as Unai is still with us I'll always believe.
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If Monchi is looking at this, we've got 24 hours mate, 24, get out there and buy buy buy, otherwise this is going to be a bloody hard season and I doubt the manager will stay for the end.
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Fuck off Villa. The cherry on the cake of an under prepped, lacksidasical, summer of book keeping and taking our eyes off the actual game of football.
Shit from top to bottom. Someone needs to carry the can for this.
The manager and his mates. Can tell from this performance that these players are not playing for him.
I know you're a bluenose and all, but you need to evaluate your life a bit, you sad cVnt.
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Getting that 2015/16 feeling.
100%
Hardly the same.
We had actually won one game at the same stage that season.
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The effort is there, we've spent the entire half attacking. But we don't look like scoring and we make stupid mistakes at the back.
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The confidence we've always exuded under Emery has utterly evaporated.
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Ollie is done at this level.
Looks increasingly the case
Konsa blaming the imaginary man for his error
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I would of pissed if Buendia came off
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McGin and Guessand arguably our two better players taken off. What the actual fuck is Emery doing.
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Can we start the season again, please?
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Explain those subs.
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cash and mcginn was rubbish
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I never want to see Matty Cash in an Aston Villa shirt EVER!
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Idiotic change there again
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The bollocks they spout on commentary. On about some Palace player Emery gave a debut to “he doesn’t look very reminiscent now, how’s focussed on the present” - well.. yeah..?
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Can we start the season again, please?
Wouldn't that be good.
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Does side netting count as a goal for us.
Torres on? Are we shoving Mings up front to be our Maguire?
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Why bring on this kid? We’ve seriously just given up.
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Ollie is done at this level.
Looks increasingly the case
Konsa blaming the imaginary man for his error
Not saying he's done at this level, but I've been getting absolutely hammered on here for criticising his goal record.
It's now 17 in his last 62 apps.
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We're putting children on now. Emery making a point?
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We're putting children on now. Emery making a point?
What is exactly what I was about to say.
There is no realistic other reason than that.
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Why bring on this kid? We’ve seriously just given up.
Why create a new account? You could have always just changed your username on request.
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we've gone all 3-5-2. this will end well.
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Sarr 3-0
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Huh?
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All of this is linked to the disaster at Man U on the last day of last season. As soon we lost out on CL every one of our top players has been linked with a move away. The nightmare of not qualifying meant we were fucked under FFP and SCR. So every rival club knew we needed to sell someone important. Or simply that we couldn’t buy anyone. That has to have played in the players minds. Every one of them would have had some ****** offering a better deal. Vultures all of the place looking to pick us off. It’s been sickening to watch. We don’t have any focus and that includes a manager who needs to know what he has to work with. Emery has underperformed as have all the players. The whole place is just miserable right now.
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Sarr's got his goal now too. Week complete.
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Losers man
Absolute fucking losers
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Sarr 3-0
Incredible. Actually, it isn't. It's entirely credible.
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McGin and Guessand arguably our two better players taken off. What the actual fuck is Emery doing.
I thought mcginns final balls was poor but guessand had a good go.
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Sarr with his customary one. Could be 4 or 5 now.
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Don't know about you guys but I feel quite sick
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At least that wasn't Cash's fault.
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Looks like it's going to be a long season.
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Konsa is fucking awful. How in tf does he get an England call up.
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Konsa again at fault at the far post.
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All of this is linked to the disaster at Man U on the last day of last season. As soon we lost out on CL every one of our top players has been linked with a move away. The nightmare of not qualifying meant we were fucked under FFP and SCR. So every rival club knew we needed to sell someone important. Or simply that we couldn’t buy anyone. That has to have played in the players minds. Every one of them would have had some ****** offering a better deal. Vultures all of the place looking to pick us off. It’s been sickening to watch. We don’t have any focus and that includes a manager who needs to know what he has to work with. Emery has underperformed as have all the players. The whole place is just miserable right now.
Emery, Monchi and Vidagany are meant to manage that, and they clearly are not.
The Martinez situation is absolutely insane, just insane. How do we get into a mess like this?
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Great defending again Villa. Long throw, Torres, soft as shit again, no-one bothering to mark at the back post. This is absolutely shit, worse than anything we served up under Gerrard.
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Bizot and Konsa did well there…
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So no goals, one point, being schooled by Brentford. Our number 1 out the door. Kids thrown in, players don’t seem to care. It is rotten to the core
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I'm lost for words.
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We are in big big trouble. There is so much wrong and no time to correct it in the transfer window.
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Konsa, I absolutely despise him. Gutless prick
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How did we get here from almost beating PSG. Something has seriously gone wrong at the club.
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Pau beaten in the air as per, fuck know what the keeper was doing leaping across the goal like that.
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Don't know about you guys but I feel quite sick
I feel oddly numb to it, which I think is much worse.
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And our answer to this is to buy Victor Lindelof.
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Fair play to the Villa fans still there
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We're putting children on now. Emery making a point?
Because he's a clown who has run out of ideas. Selling Martinez with one day left of the window without even a decent nunber 2? Not even a newly promoted club would do this. Relegation battle
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Konsa is fucking awful
We shouldn't panic we've just got Lindelof for free, in fact I've heard they paid us.
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Inevitable he'd score.
Welcome Lindelof. You can't be any worse than this shower.
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we have serious problems.
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Palace are the new Rapid Wien.
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It's been a struggle ever since that late ManC goal.
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The ease of the flick on for the third goal was absolutely total.
Still, we've got Lindelof waiting to come in and sort this out.
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These lot have no fight and are totally uninterested. They’re taking no responsibility. They know our hands are tied so they’re hiding behind it.
Disgusting.
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We've lost to this team about 20-0 over the past couple of years. It's Chrystal Palace.
I've had enough of of this nonsense now.
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All of this is linked to the disaster at Man U on the last day of last season. As soon we lost out on CL every one of our top players has been linked with a move away. The nightmare of not qualifying meant we were fucked under FFP and SCR. So every rival club knew we needed to sell someone important. Or simply that we couldn’t buy anyone. That has to have played in the players minds. Every one of them would have had some ****** offering a better deal. Vultures all of the place looking to pick us off. It’s been sickening to watch. We don’t have any focus and that includes a manager who needs to know what he has to work with. Emery has underperformed as have all the players. The whole place is just miserable right now.
Spot on
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So just to reiterate
0 goals
4 goals conceded
1 point
Totally and utterly unacceptable
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Meanwhile
🚨🟡🔵 Fenerbahçe are closing in on Marco Asensio deal with Paris St Germain.
Agreement at the final stages with player waiting on green light to fly to Turkey. 🇹🇷
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Icing on cake would be us being relegated as the scum get promoted.
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Id take the draw now.
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Monchi out
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Icing on cake would be us being relegated as the scum get promoted.
Neither event is going to happen.
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Warnock just nailed it: they're fitter and stronger than us.
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As an aside, long throws seems to be in again with lots of teams doing it. Surely our set piece coach has been working on the...........
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In general I’m disgusted at what’s happening. Performances are dreadful. Recruitment is dreadful. Are these guys even being coached now? Players Unai has improved are now going backwards. Including Tielemens, Rogers and McGinn.
I’ve got 0 positives from this season so far or the pre-season.
I wasn’t this pissed off watching Remi Garde’s team. At least then I had no hope.
It’s the hope that kills us.
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Given our record against them I knew a loss was coming but Jesus there’s NO fight amongst them. Lacklustre and half baked.
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Look at the replay for that third goal, eight Villa players in the box, none of them near it.
But look at the body language after, pathetic. Rogers just shrugging and walking back.
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Trying to hold the 3-0 good stuff.
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The body language of everyone… What is going on?
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We won't be relegated but until Unai get a grip we will be circling the drain.
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Lets nkt foeget palace had a midweek game as well. Absolutely unacceptable
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Damage limitation subs there
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Looks like a few people have left early. They’re not totally convinced we’re going to pull this back to 3-3
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The body language of everyone… What is going on?
something is rotten.
It stinks.
I’m concerned.
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Emery acting the bollocks with these subs.
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Going to tap out of watching so other half can have the telly back. I will be following it through all of you.
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Even if Emery went, who the heck would replace him!?
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Hi Mrs Ducksworthy, you’ve done him a favour
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What the fuck has happened at this football club?
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Look at the replay for that third goal, eight Villa players in the box, none of them near it.
But look at the body language after, pathetic. Rogers just shrugging and walking back.
post of the evening. totally sums up where we are. Several of them look very very unbothered.
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What the fuck has happened at this football club?
Monchi
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Maybe it was Champions League or bust.
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That was a shocking dive 😄
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Maybe it was Champions League or bust.
If it was management should be fired.
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Even if Emery went, who the heck would replace him!?
Glasner, seriously, whatever it would take. Thing is Uni has got us a long way, we have to find out what the hell is wrong, has he lost the dressing room, something is very wrong
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Shit starting eleven
Shit 1st half performance
No change to approach at half time
Shit second half performance
No positive impact from substitutions
I honestly don't think its our fault its just been the relentless marketing of our players which leaves us weakened. The sad thing is Unai hasn't a clue how to get a tune out of this team
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Buendia is the only player fighting
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Doesn’t he do like 2-3 hour analysis meetings everyday?
I mean, if my gaffer tried to do that I’d soon switch off.
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Atwell loves to stop a game and bring a stretcher. Fall for the same reaction of player every fucking time.
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Not going to give to hyperbole but this entire summer, the start to our season and this weekend are an absolute disaster for us
We have stunk the league out already, 3 games in. Forget Europe, we’ll be lucky for 15th this season.
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Wouldn’t be surprised if Emery throws the towel in.
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Wouldn’t be surprised if Emery throws the towel in.
Especially seen as the players clearly have
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Rogers body language stinks, has all season.
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Wouldn’t be surprised if Emery throws the towel in.
I’ve been thinking that.
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Rogers body language stinks, has all season.
fuck it - sell anyone who can’t be arsed.
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rogers what the fuck again
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This is so bleak. Bleaker than under any other manager, because Emery's ceiling is so high. The difference between what we should be and what we are is too depressing for a word other than that.
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At least Bogarde didn’t do a Konza.
Good save from Bizot
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Shit starting eleven
Shit 1st half performance
No change to approach at half time
Shit second half performance
No positive impact from substitutions
I honestly don't think its our fault its just been the relentless marketing of our players which leaves us weakened. The sad thing is Unai hasn't a clue how to get a tune out of this team
If you say so but I don’t agree with half of your assertions. Just needed a goal when we were battering then and then got hit by a stupid goal which was all our own making. And frankly Buendia has a been a very good substitution
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Shit starting eleven
Shit 1st half performance
No change to approach at half time
Shit second half performance
No positive impact from substitutions
I honestly don't think its our fault its just been the relentless marketing of our players which leaves us weakened. The sad thing is Unai hasn't a clue how to get a tune out of this team
If you say so but I don’t agree with half of your assertions. Just needed a goal when we were battering then and then got hit by a stupid goal which was all our own making. And frankly Buendia has a been a very good substitution
The problem is, the bit in bold is absolutely fucking typical, because that is what we do, and Glasner knows it.
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Shit starting eleven
Shit 1st half performance
No change to approach at half time
Shit second half performance
No positive impact from substitutions
I honestly don't think its our fault its just been the relentless marketing of our players which leaves us weakened. The sad thing is Unai hasn't a clue how to get a tune out of this team
If you say so but I don’t agree with half of your assertions. Just needed a goal when we were battering then and then got hit by a stupid goal which was all our own making. And frankly Buendia has a been a very good substitution
A more balanced opinion.
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Wouldn’t be surprised if Emery throws the towel in.
I personally think Uni plays one way, a little like Pep, he's been found out, his tactics have been stopped, nothing else in the locker, there is only 2 ways to change that, the manager or you put in place a whole new skill set of players who play Uni's game differently, problem with that, we have had a dead transfer window.
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Shit starting eleven
Shit 1st half performance
No change to approach at half time
Shit second half performance
No positive impact from substitutions
I honestly don't think its our fault its just been the relentless marketing of our players which leaves us weakened. The sad thing is Unai hasn't a clue how to get a tune out of this team
He got a tune for 2 years out of them
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outclassed by palace again .
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Even if Emery went, who the heck would replace him!?
give me the bournemth manager
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I'd rather get rid of the whole first team than Emery.
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Even if Emery went, who the heck would replace him!?
give me the bournemth manager
Always
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We desperately need to recall…. Dobbin like Chelsea have done with Jackson.
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Villa park empty...wow when did that last happen.
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Shit like that from Mings, what the fuck.
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It’s now embarrassing how Emery keeps getting schooled by Glasner. Same tactics expecting a different outcome is ridiculous.
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Even if Emery went, who the heck would replace him!?
give me the bournemth manager
Like the guy but this team doesn't have the running capacity to do what he would want so it would mean ripping up the team, which now is impossible.
But bit early to start wanting Emery out after a few games.
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Empty seats my lord
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Well. That was about as bad as it could have gone. Cheers for the company all.
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7pm for that shit. Fuck off Villa, fuck off Unai. Fuck off Monchi. Joke club.