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Title: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: dave.woodhall on January 18, 2025, 10:49:40 AM
He said he goes on forums so, who is it?
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Olneythelonely on January 18, 2025, 10:51:10 AM
Footy-Vill or me are my top two.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Lucky Eddie on January 18, 2025, 10:51:55 AM
Nice one Tim, you had me there.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: avfcdale on January 18, 2025, 10:59:42 AM
The one with the Windsor ip address
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: eamonn on January 18, 2025, 11:10:33 AM
John Blackwell. Kate is Can I Play Daddy?
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on January 18, 2025, 11:15:58 AM
German Villa?
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Post by: Clampy on January 18, 2025, 11:18:41 AM
I reckon it's me.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Clampy on January 18, 2025, 11:23:37 AM
I wonder if one has posted in the shithouse thread?
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: German James on January 18, 2025, 11:29:13 AM
TaxDodger
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Baldy on January 18, 2025, 11:40:52 AM
Sh*t, the cat is out the bag.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Olneythelonely on January 18, 2025, 11:43:01 AM
Sh*t, the cat is out the bag.

Username checks out.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Sexual Ealing on January 18, 2025, 11:47:12 AM
Someone with Greek heritage and a confusing take on the modern world...
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Brend'Watkins on January 18, 2025, 11:49:58 AM
TaxDodger

That deserves recognition.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Small Rodent on January 18, 2025, 11:55:22 AM
Someone with Greek heritage and a confusing take on the modern world...

Ha ha!
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Tayls_7 on January 18, 2025, 11:58:38 AM
Someone with Greek heritage and a confusing take on the modern world...

Ha ha!

If you've been educated at Eton, surely your grasp of basic English couldn't possibly be that poor unless it was deliberate.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Richard E on January 18, 2025, 12:01:29 PM
Is there a poster with the username Ruling Class Parasite?
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Brend'Watkins on January 18, 2025, 12:06:15 PM
There’s a poster with the name ‘Prince William’ last active in 2007.

Wills, Willy, Willie, Liam, Bill, Billie, and Billy Should be looked into too I think.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Brazilian Villain on January 18, 2025, 12:06:49 PM
There is a poster on here Pegsandduds, just saying.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Olneythelonely on January 18, 2025, 12:09:40 PM
Someone with Greek heritage and a confusing take on the modern world...

Ha
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on January 18, 2025, 12:11:02 PM
He drinks in Spoons so he's going to be too tight to be a Golden Muppet.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Chris_Jephcott on January 18, 2025, 12:29:43 PM
I’m Prince William.

And so’s my Wife!
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on January 18, 2025, 12:34:18 PM
I think Prince George posted in the FA Cup thread. He wanted Millwall away in the 4th round.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Chris_Jephcott on January 18, 2025, 12:37:02 PM
Sh*t, the cat is out the bag.

Username checks out.

All I need to do is mention his nickname from Cranwell…


Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Ian. on January 18, 2025, 12:38:15 PM
TaxDodger

That deserves recognition.

It has to be!
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: TaxDodger on January 18, 2025, 12:56:29 PM
TaxDodger

I was waiting for this. You will be taken to the Tower and hung at Tyburn for outing me.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Beard82 on January 18, 2025, 01:00:25 PM
I can’t say too much - but the 82 in my name is my year of birth not because of Rotterdam
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Demitri_C on January 18, 2025, 01:23:06 PM
Someone with Greek heritage and a confusing take on the modern world...

Cant be me then detective 🙂
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: olaftab on January 18, 2025, 01:25:59 PM
It’s that fella from Ealing.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: VillaTim on January 18, 2025, 01:50:47 PM
Ill just ask Kate who she thinks it isn't
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Post by: aldridgeboy on January 18, 2025, 01:59:23 PM
German Villa?

Very good 🙌
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: dave.woodhall on January 18, 2025, 02:18:00 PM
Natural air of authority. Willingness to mix with the rabble. You wouldn't mess with him. Vague but limitless source of wealth. It can only be one man.

HRH Big Daz Wooley.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: eamonn on January 18, 2025, 02:19:16 PM
Discreet and respectful too. All hail Daz Windsor!
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Post by: jwarry on January 18, 2025, 03:07:52 PM
Someone with Greek heritage and a confusing take on the modern world...

Very good
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Post by: Hillbilly on January 18, 2025, 03:12:16 PM
TaxDodger
German James eh? Saxe-Coburg-Gotha or maybe Battenberg by any chance?
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Louzie0 on January 18, 2025, 03:14:16 PM
Nice guitar style, too.
Great disguise in the Xmas video!
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Smirker on January 18, 2025, 03:26:53 PM
I reckon it'd be someone with a very boring posting style. Doesn't say anything controversial or likely to cause debate. The occasional 'I agree' or 'great result'.

I would assume he isn't daft enough to post without masking his IP address but that's the first place I'd check if I had mod powers.

He'd probably pick a really inconspicuous name with Villa or Villan in it. Maybe the club colours mentioned. Just to come across like a normal, Villa fan and make it not about him.

He'd be almost exclusively browsing the Villa threads and never in off topic or anything like that.

I think it'd be unlikely he'd be on the forum between the hours of 11pm and 5am. So if you have any suspects in mind, I'd check the profile of that person and see if their posting times align with this.

There will obviously be nobody here to vouch for him so anyone who has met a prominent member in real life can be eliminated from our investigation.

Haven't got a clue tbh.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Sexual Ealing on January 18, 2025, 03:31:22 PM
Someone terrified of billionaires leaving the country might be that way because the country’s tax take is very important to their way of life…
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Louzie0 on January 18, 2025, 03:34:22 PM
I think he plays Guess The Goal, though. *

Especially today, as he probably knows a few Arsenal fans (along with the Chelsea crowd mentioned in the article).

He could even follow this link if he hasn’t guessed already!👍

GTG R15 Arsenal v ASTON VILLA (https://www.heroesandvillains.info/forumv3/index.php?topic=65576.msg4754310#msg4754310)


* and Guess The Crowd  :)
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: eamonn on January 18, 2025, 03:40:32 PM
I don't think context has been applied to this thread. Here's the relevant part of the article from The Athletic about the fans who met him on Wensday:

Quote
As the subject of Villa spindled one way and the other, from PSR to Tielemans’ playmaking abilities, Prince William disclosed one of the more royally guarded secrets: in his spare time, he is a regular contributor to online fan forums.

“He said he keeps abreast of Villa gossip because he is on all the fans’ forums,” says Jones. “He goes under different names and he posts on there because that’s how he gets the feeling of what’s going on and what’s the opinion.”

The prince finished his pint and after three-quarters of an hour, an aide, who had been sitting, as Jones puts it, “quite far back” from the Villa huddle, reminded him that his train would be leaving shortly.

He was in no rush, however. Such was the lack of urgency to move and being immersed in conversation, he had to be reminded twice more that his train was swiftly approaching.

“It was a release into normality,” says Johnson. “At the end, he just said, ‘OK, shall we get some photos done?’. Everyone had one on their own before a couple of group photos. Once he left, we had another pint. It was a once-in-a-million lifetimes thing.”
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on January 18, 2025, 03:45:04 PM
It's pretty obvious who it is. If you look at the 'What was the last ale you drank' thread over the last few months, there's only one poster who keeps on singing the praises of the beer in Wetherspoons.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Toronto Villa on January 18, 2025, 03:45:50 PM
I like him. I like that he likes us vs anyone else. He comes across as having a genuine affection for Villa. He wasn’t born one of us but it doesn’t matter. And he’s contributed towards building our reputation at a time that we needed it. It’s not like he started to follow us when Emery rolled up.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Steve67 on January 18, 2025, 03:48:00 PM
Love the guy and his family.  Brilliant to have a Villa fan at his level in society.  Clearly, all the children will be Villans, we have a generation ahead of us where our kings and queens will be claret and blue. 
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: KNVillan on January 18, 2025, 03:53:10 PM
Love the guy and his family.  Brilliant to have a Villa fan at his level in society.  Clearly, all the children will be Villans, we have a generation ahead of us where our kings and queens will be claret and blue.

I can confirm all my children are Villa fans...
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: algy on January 18, 2025, 03:54:08 PM
I like him. I like that he likes us vs anyone else. He comes across as having a genuine affection for Villa. He wasn’t born one of us but it doesn’t matter. And he’s contributed towards building our reputation at a time that we needed it. It’s not like he started to follow us when Emery rolled up.
Yeah, absolutely. He can’t choose his parents any more than the rest of us. But he seems to be a nice enough bloke, which is all anyone can do really. Nice that he’s just as preoccupied with how the Villa are doing as the rest of us :)
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Toronto Villa on January 18, 2025, 03:55:25 PM
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Steve67 on January 18, 2025, 03:57:17 PM
Love the guy and his family.  Brilliant to have a Villa fan at his level in society.  Clearly, all the children will be Villans, we have a generation ahead of us where our kings and queens will be claret and blue.

I can confirm all my children are Villa fans...

I doth my cap to you sir.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: cdbearsfan on January 18, 2025, 03:58:06 PM
Wetherspoons are scum and so are the royals.

(I'm just trying to make sure nobody realises it's me).
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: KNVillan on January 18, 2025, 04:00:39 PM


He'd probably pick a really inconspicuous name with Villa or Villan in it. Maybe the club colours mentioned. Just to come across like a normal, Villa fan and make it not about him.

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👍
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: KNVillan on January 18, 2025, 04:03:47 PM
I think he plays Guess The Goal, though. *

Especially today, as he probably knows a few Arsenal fans (along with the Chelsea crowd mentioned in the article).

He could even follow this link if he hasn’t guessed already!👍

GTG R15 Arsenal v ASTON VILLA (https://www.heroesandvillains.info/forumv3/index.php?topic=65576.msg4754310#msg4754310)


* and Guess The Crowd  :)

One has had a go at both
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: eamonn on January 18, 2025, 04:12:07 PM
He's probably eschewed H&V for the quieter climes of The Bells Are Ringing with DanLanza and Fergal taking him under their wing. They make an odd trio but Willy bonded with Fergal over Nobby, Ferg's old hamster named after Solano as little George also has a hamster.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: eamonn on January 18, 2025, 04:13:08 PM
And there's too much red tape for him on Villatalk.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Sexual Ealing on January 18, 2025, 04:17:32 PM
I like him. I like that he likes us vs anyone else. He comes across as having a genuine affection for Villa. He wasn’t born one of us but it doesn’t matter. And he’s contributed towards building our reputation at a time that we needed it. It’s not like he started to follow us when Emery rolled up.

I disagree with TV.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Demitri_C on January 18, 2025, 04:18:21 PM
And there's too much red tape for him on Villatalk.

You get a warning for sneezing on that forum
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Louzie0 on January 18, 2025, 04:22:40 PM
I think he plays Guess The Goal, though. *

Especially today, as he probably knows a few Arsenal fans (along with the Chelsea crowd mentioned in the article).

He could even follow this link if he hasn’t guessed already!👍

GTG R15 Arsenal v ASTON VILLA (https://www.heroesandvillains.info/forumv3/index.php?topic=65576.msg4754310#msg4754310)


* and Guess The Crowd  :)

One has had a go at both

Good to know, K(i)N(g)Villan. Subtle, I would never have picked that up! 👍
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: KNVillan on January 18, 2025, 04:27:54 PM
I think he plays Guess The Goal, though. *

Especially today, as he probably knows a few Arsenal fans (along with the Chelsea crowd mentioned in the article).

He could even follow this link if he hasn’t guessed already!👍

GTG R15 Arsenal v ASTON VILLA (https://www.heroesandvillains.info/forumv3/index.php?topic=65576.msg4754310#msg4754310)


* and Guess The Crowd  :)

One has had a go at both

Good to know, K(i)N(g)Villan. Subtle, I would never have picked that up! 👍

Was thinking of Kensington Palace when I joined
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Louzie0 on January 18, 2025, 04:32:09 PM
I think he plays Guess The Goal, though. *

Especially today, as he probably knows a few Arsenal fans (along with the Chelsea crowd mentioned in the article).

He could even follow this link if he hasn’t guessed already!👍

GTG R15 Arsenal v ASTON VILLA (https://www.heroesandvillains.info/forumv3/index.php?topic=65576.msg4754310#msg4754310)


* and Guess The Crowd  :)

One has had a go at both

Good to know, K(i)N(g)Villan. Subtle, I would never have picked that up! 👍

Was thinking of Kensington Palace when I joined

Easily done. The similarities to the Holte End must make it a home from home whenever you visit VP.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: steamer on January 18, 2025, 04:43:35 PM
Who is ticking off the list ?
not me, not Bernie, he is my mate and would have told me about his alter ego.
Call me judgemental, but I don't think it is Pelty.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Baldy on January 18, 2025, 05:18:03 PM
Who is ticking off the list ?
not me, not Bernie, he is my mate and would have told me about his alter ego.
Call me judgemental, but I don't think it is Pelty.

Steamer, you were my outside bet.

Sitting on the throne etc
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Legion on January 18, 2025, 09:48:28 PM
Anyone worked it out yet?
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Aldridge Villa on January 18, 2025, 10:00:58 PM
Wetherspoons are scum and so are the royals.

(I'm just trying to make sure nobody realises it's me).
They’re probably not too fond of you either.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Rory on January 18, 2025, 10:03:48 PM
Anyone worked it out yet?

You and Dave W are the only two posters I've met in person, so I know it's neither of you. You've met me, so you know it's not me.

That's the extent of my investigation so far.

Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on January 18, 2025, 10:36:02 PM
I'm still pissed off at him for choosing that ****** Canterbury to conduct his marriage instead of me.
Mind you, after those massive royal banquets, I'm surprised Will hasn't posted much in the Shithouse Thread.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Drummond on January 19, 2025, 02:00:38 AM
FootyWill
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: itbrvilla on January 19, 2025, 07:11:22 AM
{alt}
Wince? From the name alone
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Bernie on January 19, 2025, 09:09:26 AM
Who is ticking off the list ?
not me, not Bernie, he is my mate and would have told me about his alter ego.
Call me judgemental, but I don't think it is Pelty.
There was never going to be an easy way to tell you this but......
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Brazilian Villain on January 19, 2025, 10:35:40 AM
Who is ticking off the list ?
not me, not Bernie, he is my mate and would have told me about his alter ego.
Call me judgemental, but I don't think it is Pelty.

There was never going to be an easy way to tell you this but......

I presume Bernie is your nickname within the family, just like George VI was known as 'Bertie'.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Dave P on January 19, 2025, 11:30:12 AM
He brought a round of drinks, so that may eliminate a few 😉
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: supertom on January 19, 2025, 11:38:43 AM
Just taken my wife, Kate and the kids out for a stroll in Windsor great park. My late nan's Corgis came with us too. I saw my brother and his missus but we're not speaking, so I had to dive off into a cafe and wait for the ginger git to bugger off.

Anyway, did we find out which poster is that rakishly handsome Prince William, yet?
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: edgysatsuma89 on January 19, 2025, 04:44:42 PM
I'd like to apologise to the Prince for any subtle or not so subtle pegging references on here. I'm sure this will not happen again... 😈.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Sexual Ealing on January 19, 2025, 04:49:57 PM
I'd like to apologise to the Prince for any subtle or not so subtle pegging references on here. I'm sure this will not happen again... 😈.

I wouldn't worry about it. Given the fawning over him I imagine it comes as a surprise when something isn't inserting itself into his rectum.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Beard82 on January 19, 2025, 05:14:41 PM
I'd like to apologise to the Prince for any subtle or not so subtle pegging references on here. I'm sure this will not happen again... 😈.
One forgives you
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Tokyo Sexwhale on January 19, 2025, 05:18:53 PM
Should be easy to work out - who uses "peasants" when arguing?
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Louzie0 on January 19, 2025, 05:21:50 PM
I reckon it could be:

https://www.heroesandvillains.info/forumv3/index.php?action=profile;u=9104

See

I was just about seconds to give up and move onto another pub because I can't stand Villa losing so I wouldn't have to watch it

‘Moving on from a pub’
Post profile
82 reference

Nailed it!
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: ASHTONVILLA on January 19, 2025, 05:46:03 PM
I do have a pet corgi (called Winston), but not me. He seems to have the same haircut and clothing suppliers too.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: astonvilla82 on January 19, 2025, 05:50:30 PM
I reckon it could be:

https://www.heroesandvillains.info/forumv3/index.php?action=profile;u=9104

See

I was just about seconds to give up and move onto another pub because I can't stand Villa losing so I wouldn't have to watch it

‘Moving on from a pub’
Post profile
82 reference

Nailed it!
Wrong I am afraid,plus I also carry money with me
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: KevinGage on January 19, 2025, 05:51:14 PM
Not sure about Will. I Am.

But pretty sure Joe Shoes of this parish was, in fact, Gabby.

Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Somniloquism on January 19, 2025, 05:53:45 PM
Wrong I am afraid,plus I also carry money with me

Most other people just call it "pictures of my Dad or Gran".
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Louzie0 on January 19, 2025, 05:55:48 PM
Wrong I am afraid,plus I also carry money with me

Most other people just call it "pictures of my Dad or Gran".

 ;)
Darn it!
Back to the drawing board.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Toronto Villa on January 19, 2025, 06:12:35 PM
Ok ok. I’ll admit it. I’m Kate. William is a fraud. I’m the real Villa nut in the family.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Ian. on January 19, 2025, 06:22:05 PM
A quick search through our members with teasing “king” into their username has unearthed these…

Maybe Kingthing? Iamking?


(https://i.ibb.co/2NGSVCD/IMG-3519.png) (https://ibb.co/2NGSVCD)
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: astonvilla82 on January 19, 2025, 06:24:42 PM
Wrong I am afraid,plus I also carry money with me

Most other people just call it "pictures of my Dad or Gran".
Very good
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: edgysatsuma89 on January 19, 2025, 06:35:32 PM
A quick search through our members with teasing “king” into their username has unearthed these…

Maybe Kingthing? Iamking?


(https://i.ibb.co/2NGSVCD/IMG-3519.png) (https://ibb.co/2NGSVCD)

We all know it's Lizard_King.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Beard82 on January 19, 2025, 06:39:16 PM
I guess - unlike other posters - we have a public record of all his movements.  He’s our only fan that is always shown whenever he is in attendance

We just need to work out who doesn’t post during big royal events.

Which reminds me - the jokes I made during the Corination about Prince Andrew need to be placed in the context of the time - it was a long time ago and what was deemed acceptable was very different then
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: edgysatsuma89 on January 19, 2025, 06:46:06 PM
I'd like to think even he is fine with Prince Andrew getting stick.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Ian. on January 19, 2025, 07:18:39 PM
A quick search through our members with teasing “king” into their username has unearthed these…

Maybe Kingthing? Iamking?


(https://i.ibb.co/2NGSVCD/IMG-3519.png) (https://ibb.co/2NGSVCD)

We all know it's Lizard_King.

Ha ha!
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: brontebilly on January 19, 2025, 07:24:07 PM
Should be easy to work out - who uses "peasants" when arguing?

Pheasants wasn't it?

Wills mate - do something about your hair. It's like Konsa at right back at the moment, neither one thing or the other. Either embrace your inner baldness or commit to the hair transplant gig. The Andy lochhead tribute has gone on far too long.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: rob_bridge on January 19, 2025, 08:40:59 PM
I like him. I like that he likes us vs anyone else. He comes across as having a genuine affection for Villa. He wasn’t born one of us but it doesn’t matter. And he’s contributed towards building our reputation at a time that we needed it. It’s not like he started to follow us when Emery rolled up.

I really don't think it does Villa anything but good on balance. Enhances club profile and isn't one of the numerous nauseating celebrity fans. Of other clubs that is.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: rob_bridge on January 19, 2025, 08:43:12 PM
A quick search through our members with teasing “king” into their username has unearthed these…

Maybe Kingthing? Iamking?


(https://i.ibb.co/2NGSVCD/IMG-3519.png) (https://ibb.co/2NGSVCD)


Chummy with Big John Carew - maybe he took that identiy
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: LeeB on January 19, 2025, 08:46:35 PM
It's Kingstanding villa, obvs.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: RamboandBruno on January 19, 2025, 10:18:59 PM
I guess - unlike other posters - we have a public record of all his movements.  He’s our only fan that is always shown whenever he is in attendance

We just need to work out who doesn’t post during big royal events.

Which reminds me - the jokes I made during the Corination about Prince Andrew need to be placed in the context of the time - it was a long time ago and what was deemed acceptable was very different then
Off with your head!!
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Somniloquism on January 19, 2025, 10:23:45 PM
It's Kingstanding villa, obvs.

Thought it was Williamstanding. I mean it is right there.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: ADVILLAFAN on January 19, 2025, 10:28:03 PM
I'm Prince William and so's my brother.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: markeeeebeeee2005 on January 19, 2025, 10:41:37 PM
A poster who is incredibly wealthy because their ancestors were incredibly violent. Anybody want to own up?
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Behind Bluenose Lines on January 20, 2025, 10:50:19 AM
I'll clear my name right now.

The "Bluenose Lines" in my case don't refer to the Blues and Royals in the Household Cavalry, unfortunately!
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Beard82 on January 20, 2025, 07:39:04 PM
Is he at the Orange Leatherfaces home coming?  If so surely we just need to check for the poster with a US IP address
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Footy-Vill on January 21, 2025, 11:20:24 AM
I've always thought Prince William should have his own thread as he's more esteemed than the plebs which is what general celebrities are.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Drummond on January 21, 2025, 11:27:42 AM
Which questions are you answering?
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: olaftab on January 21, 2025, 11:33:42 AM
If we do out Wills on here can we use the Royal Warrant?
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Chip Butty 111 on January 21, 2025, 11:56:17 AM
After Wetherspoons he popped in the chip shop...don't shoot the messenger
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: cdbearsfan on January 21, 2025, 01:09:00 PM
"What do you mean, you don't do swan"?
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: wince on January 21, 2025, 06:33:32 PM
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Wince? From the name alone

Fuck I’ve been rumbled! I doubt the future king is as mentally fucked up as I am though. But I would say that though wouldn’t I? Bad English has been quiet recently…
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: PaulTheVillan on January 21, 2025, 07:45:38 PM
Bad English
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: eamonn on January 21, 2025, 08:28:24 PM
Bad English

Well both he and Wills are in the south of France this evening.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: yammers on January 22, 2025, 09:57:07 AM
It’s probably someone who has been an observer for years and made the occasional post here and there…………
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Footy-Vill on March 14, 2025, 05:02:14 PM
Could it be under consideration for the heading of this thread to perhaps be revised so it can be all things, specifically regarding the Prince of Wales thread—Prince William?

The Future King is a villain or whichever title is deemed most suitable. A poll could be made to ask if the community would like William to have his own thread.

Let’s all have a think about it over an international period, but it would be good form to have this existing thread upgraded, as it were, to his very own topic.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: cdbearsfan on March 14, 2025, 05:04:33 PM
I didn't know we had a king, I thought we were an autonomous collective?
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Olneythelonely on March 15, 2025, 08:32:32 AM

Let’s all have a think about it over an international period, but it would be good form to have this existing thread upgraded, as it were, to his very own topic.

I shall think of nothing else FV.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Clampy on March 15, 2025, 08:35:37 AM

Let’s all have a think about it over an international period, but it would be good form to have this existing thread upgraded, as it were, to his very own topic.

I shall think of nothing else FV.

I've forgotten to think about it. Is there still time?
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: dave.woodhall on March 15, 2025, 08:50:41 AM
I didn't know we had a king, I thought we were an autonomous collective?

We have a dictator.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: dave shelley on March 15, 2025, 09:08:27 AM
If you really, really want to know then suss out where Eastie is currently hanging out, he'll know.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: olaftab on March 15, 2025, 03:54:33 PM
If you really, really want to know then suss out where Eastie is currently hanging out, he'll know.
You see Dave I think eastie is Will. How else would he know every little detail about players, their families and how many bedrooms they had without help from instruments of the State?
And now I believe the TBAR forum has attracted our very best posters like Risso and Ads, once they knew who was in charge😳
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: N'ZMAV on March 15, 2025, 03:59:12 PM
It is I.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Footy-Vill on March 15, 2025, 04:43:27 PM
I wish he'd take his wife to Villa Park. She's so refined and beautiful and would immediately improve the environs - from the rats in the Villa Chippy basement to the busted-up streetlights of Erdington. Come on Kate, be part of our bright future.
She has been with the 2 Boys.
But happy to have her as part of The Villa family.
As this is the William Thread. The title needs changing please.

William is with Kate in Cardiff for the England V Wales six nations Rugby match.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Toronto Villa on March 15, 2025, 04:58:09 PM
The title doesn't need to be changed at all.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Smirker on March 15, 2025, 08:35:43 PM
I'm not a Royalist but I do like the idea of Villa being the club of the Royals from now on.

George is obviously going to support us. Hopefully he carries it on.

I don't agree with the concept of monarchy but u like William tbh. Shoot me in the head with a massive gun!
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: VillaTim on March 15, 2025, 08:40:33 PM
I just see him as a villa fan now . The fact he's likely to be the next king is just a by-product . He loves the villa I'm sure he'd be at all the games if he could , like all of us .
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Dante Lavelli on March 15, 2025, 08:46:42 PM
I'm not a Royalist but I do like the idea of Villa being the club of the Royals from now on.

George is obviously going to support us. Hopefully he carries it on.

I don't agree with the concept of monarchy but u like William tbh. Shoot me in the head with a massive gun!

Pretty much where I’m at.

I predict a “royal box” where William/george/celebrities can be sat and seen on tv. A cheap way to enhance our brand.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: DeLaCruzing on March 15, 2025, 08:48:34 PM
But would he talk to a certain tabloid after a Tuesday night in Stoke.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: VillaTim on March 15, 2025, 08:50:28 PM
Think it was last week he was on a state visit somewhere, suited and booted (obviously) but light blue shirt and claret tie . You simply cannot buy this sort of stuff even if you are Saudi PIF gazillionaires . Love it .
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Sexual Ealing on March 15, 2025, 09:11:45 PM
Do we vomit anywhere in particular, or is it just a free-for-all?
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Brazilian Villain on March 15, 2025, 09:21:14 PM
I predict a “royal box” where William/george/celebrities can be sat and seen on tv. A cheap way to enhance our brand.

Get Sir Cliff in, and he could entertain the crowd during any delays. He could even start the pre-match Yippee aye ay, yippee aye oh. We'd be the favourite team of the nation's grannies.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: algy on March 15, 2025, 09:57:43 PM
I didn't know we had a king, I thought we were an autonomous collective?

We have a dictator.
A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes …
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Percy McCarthy on March 16, 2025, 12:02:21 PM
I predict a “royal box” where William/george/celebrities can be sat and seen on tv. A cheap way to enhance our brand.

Get Sir Cliff in, and he could entertain the crowd during any delays. He could even start the pre-match Yippee aye ay, yippee aye oh. We'd be the favourite team of the nation's grannies.

I had to check if that was a serious FV post after reading it.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: eamonn on March 16, 2025, 12:07:34 PM
Have Risso and Ads actually defected to another Villa forum?
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Smithy on March 16, 2025, 01:51:17 PM
Have Risso and Ads actually defected to another Villa forum?

Yeah, I haven't seen or heard from either in a while. I hope it's nothing more serious than a defection and they're both happy and well.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Flamingo Lane on March 16, 2025, 01:59:11 PM
I miss their posts.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Footy-Vill on March 16, 2025, 11:38:14 PM
PSG will do all they can to have William attend the away match.
They are all about the brand and glamour so to have an opportunity for a British Royal then going to take it.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: cdbearsfan on March 16, 2025, 11:38:54 PM
I'd imagine he might not have very pleasant memories of the city.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Footy-Vill on March 16, 2025, 11:40:10 PM
William was in Paris in December for the official reopening of Notre-Dame.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Rory on March 16, 2025, 11:56:49 PM
Have Risso and Ads actually defected to another Villa forum?

Yeah, I haven't seen or heard from either in a while. I hope it's nothing more serious than a defection and they're both happy and well.

Risso is fine. No idea about Ads.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Footy-Vill on March 24, 2025, 01:28:43 PM
Prince William is reshaping royal protocol with a new approach to overseas tours, opting for shorter, more impactful trips rather than traditional lengthy royal visits, according to a royal insider.

This will include Champions League matches!
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Ian. on March 24, 2025, 05:47:16 PM
Never mind guessing who’s Prince William. Just ask his secretary who posts on here, AKA Footy.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Footy-Vill on March 24, 2025, 08:56:37 PM
This is the Prince William thread after all. Best place to post about him.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: LeeS on March 24, 2025, 09:22:13 PM
The future of England coming on now
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Footy-Vill on March 29, 2025, 10:03:05 PM
William handing the FA Cup trophy to McGinn would be one of the all time great scenes of trophy giving.
Iconic. Let us hope.
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Martyn Smith on March 29, 2025, 10:35:24 PM
I can’t say too much - but the 82 in my name is my year of birth not because of Rotterdam

Kind of illustrates how long ago Rotterdam was, that at the time Diana was just under a month away from popping the current heir apparent
Title: Re: Which poster is Prince William?
Post by: Brazilian Villain on May 01, 2025, 11:44:50 AM
Surely it's The Toffnar.
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