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Heroes & Villains => Match Threads & Player Ratings => Topic started by: Bad English on April 15, 2023, 11:36:49 AM
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Team
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12.30 is such a stupid time for a KO.
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Quite a defensive set up.
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To say that team lacks pace is an understatement
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12.30 is such a stupid time for a KO.
They've put it on at 1.30pm for those of us in France.
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Travis Patterson.... Is he another keeper?
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Really pleased Wilson isn't starting. Always seems to do well against us. Our side is solid.
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Don't like Dendoncker in our team.
Don't like that horrid Gordon for them
Come on Villa!
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Quite a defensive set up.
Think it's a good idea to have Dendoncker starting instead of Bert. Who's Patterson? Don't recall him being mentioned in the Academy threads.
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Quite a defensive set up.
Think it's a good idea to have Dendoncker starting instead of Bert. Who's Patterson? Don't recall him being mentioned in the Academy threads.
I think it’s a bad move
Time will tell
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12.30 is such a stupid time for a KO.
They've put it on at 1.30pm for those of us in France.
haha
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Quite a defensive set up.
Who's Patterson? Don't recall him being mentioned in the Academy threads.
Probably one of Frank's family walking past with his boots and got asked if he wanted to fill the bench to show up our miserly owners.
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12.30 is such a stupid time for a KO.
They've put it on at 1.30pm for those of us in France.
And 8.30pm for us over here
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Don't like Dendoncker in our team.
Don't like that horrid Gordon for them
Come on Villa!
We think Jack is an arsehole, which he is, but that Gordon lad is a disgrace. At least Jack had the decency to get us a decent fee and leave when we were safe. Gordon has been playing for five minutes and shit on Everton when they are struggling the most.
Anyway FTF!
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5.30am here, and I appear to be fucking awake for it.
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Please win.
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Winning midfield is really crucial today. Dendocker, 31 caps for Belgium, will be a welcome addition.
Keep Bert up our sleeve for a late winner.
Come on Villa, stick it up the Geordies.
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Probably best team we could pick under the circumstances.
Gonna be hard as saw then v Hammers and ManU and they were very good
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Ive only just realised that the Fast Show existed. Scorchio!
Meh, my confidence is gone on this one. 3-3. Im at work so at least I can be distracted
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5.30am here, and I appear to be fucking awake for it.
Muy bien!
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Surprised Gordon starts and Wilson on the bench, bit tough on Bert, but understand why he chose the Donk.
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Big progress check for ourselves today.
Not overly confident but would be happy with a draw.
Maybe Double pivot as we saw against Man Utd?
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Morning all.
Looks like we're here for the point. 0-0.
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Don't like Dendoncker in our team.
Don't like that horrid Gordon for them
Come on Villa!
We think Jack is an arsehole, which he is, but that Gordon lad is a disgrace. At least Jack had the decency to get us a decent fee and leave when we were safe. Gordon has been playing for five minutes and shit on Everton when they are struggling the most.
Anyway FTF!
You don’t think £40 million is a decent fee to receive for Anthony Gordon?
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Got a bad feeling about this one
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I hope no 'reality check' posts are needed today.
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Don't like Dendoncker in our team.
Don't like that horrid Gordon for them
Come on Villa!
We think Jack is an arsehole, which he is, but that Gordon lad is a disgrace. At least Jack had the decency to get us a decent fee and leave when we were safe. Gordon has been playing for five minutes and shit on Everton when they are struggling the most.
Anyway FTF!
You don’t think £40 million is a decent fee to receive for Anthony Gordon?
I suppose it actually, thought it was a bit lower but he's still a disgrace for what he did.
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Morning all.
Looks like we're here for the point. 0-0.
Yesterday Unai was using rhetoric worthy of MLK's speech in 1963, "I have a team!"
Extract.
"NOW is the time for all the little black and white Barcodes; for they shall be funeralled by all the claret and blue Villa boys...
In the words of the old H&V war cry
Fuck the Fuckers!
Fuck the Fuckers!
Thank McGrath almighty and Fuck the Fuckers!
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Morning all.
Looks like we're here for the point. 0-0.
Yesterday Unai was using rhetoric worthy of MLK's speech in 1963, "I have a team!"
Extract.
"NOW is the time for all the little black and white Barcodes; for they shall be funeralled by all the claret and blue Villa boys...
In the words of the old H&V war war cry
Fuck the Fuckers!
Fuck the Fuckers!
Thank McGrath almighty and Fuck the Fuckers!
I love this.
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Picking a team to match the opposition is never a bad thing.
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Patterson is a striker .
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The usual arrogant Geordie dickheads circling the ground. Twats.
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I’ve got the ref’s dad on my table today.
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Got a bad feeling about this one
I do too. I dunno why, but I just feel like this is going to be a shite weekend.
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The usual arrogant Geordie dickheads circling the ground. Twats.
Any banners around
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I'd take the draw.
Regarding Gordon, I've seen better looking crackheads.
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Patterson is a new one for me.
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Patterson is a new one for me.
Ah Patterson, not Pattison!
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Patterson is a new one for me.
Travis Patterson, 17 year old attacking midfielder who The Guardian listed as one the best young talents in the premier league. https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2022/sep/27/next-generation-2022-20-of-the-best-talents-at-premier-league-clubs
Surprised there hasn't been more about him on here.
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The teenager turned 17 in October and has already played for Villa's Under-21s at the age of 15. Patterson, who has grown up in Wolverhampton, is a left-sided attacking midfielder with bundles of potential.
Villa rate Patterson very highly and will allow the youngster to move through the club's youth ranks with the aim of breaking into the first-team in the coming years having joined at the age of nine. He has already trained around the first-team and has represented England Under-17s.
Patterson is not a name that most supporters will be familiar with given the plethora of talent coming out of Bodymoor Heath at the moment, but he did travel with the club's Under-23s in an EFL Trophy victory at Burton Albion last season and came off the bench to make an appearance.
Capable of playing in a deeper role, such as full-back, Patterson signed a scholarship in July to join Villa’s Under-18s, before penning his first professional deal last year. He is now become a regular at Under-21 level.
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Don't like Dendoncker in our team.
Don't like that horrid Gordon for them
Come on Villa!
Is it the obvious wig?
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Good interview with Ollie on the pitch, top player, top man.
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Patterson is a new one for me.
Ah Patterson, not Pattison!
Teenage girls lusting over hot young male vampires peaked I'm 2009 when MON was at his Villa height
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Don't like Dendoncker in our team.
Don't like that horrid Gordon for them
Come on Villa!
We think Jack is an arsehole, which he is, but that Gordon lad is a disgrace. At least Jack had the decency to get us a decent fee and leave when we were safe. Gordon has been playing for five minutes and shit on Everton when they are struggling the most.
Anyway FTF!
Everton fans wanted him out before Newcastle showed any interest, which surprised me a bit. Looked sharp when we faced them last season and this.
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Good interview with Ollie on the pitch, top player, top man.
Let's hope the media are queuing up to interview him after the match.
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Patterson is a new one for me.
Ah Patterson, not Pattison!
Teenage girls lusting over hot young male vampires peaked I'm 2009 when MON was at his Villa height
Ah, Pattinson not Pattison. Tsk!
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I worry about Isak and his ability to get behind defenders.
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Bollocks, lengthy interview with McGinn on Football Focus. That's us done for. :(
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I'm more nervous today than I have been about a game for ages.
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These kind of games are going to become our norm. 2 in form sides at top end of the table.
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UTV!
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We need a rocking Villa park today too!!
UTV!
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Got a bad feeling about this one
I do too. I dunno why, but I just feel like this is going to be a shite weekend.
I'm not confident today.
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Ooooooh
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Post after 30 seconds
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Lots of peroxide hair in their squad
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Fucking hell but that was close. Incredible good by Ollie though.
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Holy shit, that was unlucky.
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That was great from Watkins. Massive warning for Newcastle already. Wish that had gone in!
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Thought that was in.
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Post after 30 seconds
Some posted prior to kick off
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You cant get much closer than that - great play by ollie
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McGinn using arse there.
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Thought was going to hit the inside of post and go in , would have been amazing. Unlucky ... Great move thou
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The Saturday routine of refreshing here whilst watching a delayed trickle.
It can’t be just me who is waiting for PWS’s faster than the speed of light updates
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Barcodes are jammy and will ride that luck, won't they ?
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The Saturday routine of refreshing here whilst watching a delayed trickle.
On same page as you
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The Saturday routine of refreshing here whilst watching a delayed trickle.
It can’t be just me who is waiting for PWS’s faster than the speed of light updates
You can use live score and notifications, bloody quick also
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If we doubted it at all, we'll need to be better today than we have been last few games.
A tough ask, with Kamara out.
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Looking alright here ..
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Looking alright here ..
Agree. Looking sharp at the moment.
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Playing them off the park.
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I am watching 'live' on Canal+ but it is a few seconds behind those of you watching on atomic clock-powered sets.
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Playing them off the park.
Cue save from Emi.
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Yeah started well, shame that one didn't go in as I can see them being jammy fuckers.
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The commentators on my coverage are very excitable.
Even a mundane save from Emi is met with massive shouting and an orgasmic sense of screaming
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SCORRRRRRRRRRRRRCHIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Gooosallll
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Ramsey!
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Brilliant goal
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For those on delayed streams.........SCORCHIO!!!!!
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Goal of the season. And fuck off Townsend
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Actually, that is great, great goal. What a play that was.
Ollie is crazy impressive of late.
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Ramsey
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Ramsey!!!
I tell you what. We are looking fuckin dynamite!
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superb goal JJ
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Great goal. Bossing it at the moment and well deserved.
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not another player in the team it was better for that to fall from - get in! Great work by ollie!
UTV
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Yay!
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Ramsay! 1-0. First in!
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Awesome goal
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Awesome awesome start. Watkins with an excellent assist
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Brilliant goal, some great football in the build up.
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YAAAAAAAAASSS FUCKING YES!
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Scorrrrrcccchhhhiiiiooooooooooooooooo
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Targetman Ollie Watkins. You love to see it.
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Unai's fucking magic
He's got a magic knob
And if he flopped it out
I'd shove it in my gob
COME ON!
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Ramsay! 1-0. First in!
pws was first
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Crossbar!
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Should be 2-0
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Awesome awesome start. Watkins with an excellent assist
Genius! Best 15 minutes of the season so far.
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Let's not sit in against these now.
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We are so incisive at times it’s scary.
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The goal
https://twitter.com/hfworld_/status/1647204288718946304
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We’re all over them at the moment. Keep it up!
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This is bloody beautiful
What football
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Ramsey should have buried that.
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Running riot here, awesome stuff.
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Ramsey misses a sitter, should be at least 2. Please don't let them weasel their way back in.
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What powerplay. Ollie on 🔥
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I would have put my house on ramsey there. Thank fuck I rent!
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Moreno superb down the left.
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Surely a yellow?
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What a start superb stuff Villa
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Win it please.
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3-0 wouldn't be flattering us so far, opening them up very easily.
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This is liquid football.
Really should be 2-0.
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Surely a yellow?
Not even a foul ffs
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This is liquid football.
Really should be 2-0.
4.0
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Moreno is great.
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Could do with another while we’re so dominant
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Here is the goal for those of you listening on the wireless.
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Haha Unai is so animated on the touchline I love him.
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commentators are fucking stupid, that's quite obviously a blow to the head for Ramsey and they're babbling on about him going over on his ankle, the medic was doing a concussion check.
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Newcastle seem to be getting away with a few fouls.
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Dirty jawdie bastards
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Newcastle seem to be getting away with a few fouls.
That’s 5 late tackles and only two have been blown. Should be yellows from here on out for the late challenges.
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I'm saving a fortune living rent free
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Newcastle are rattled here. Need to make this pressure count
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Rough house bullies
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Another great move.
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We are starting to look the business
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Newcastle holding on by the skin of their teeth
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All over them….come on Villa!!
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We are starting to look the business
Absolutely 8)
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Need a second, Newcastle have demonstrated they can come back from adversity.
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All Villa so far. We need to make it count.
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We are starting to look the business
Absolutely 8)
Like I never imagined.
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Attack after attack after attack.
If we don't get another and win this, we only have ourselves to blame.
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We need a second, were playing so well we need to make this pay
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Attack after attack after attack.
If we don't get another and win this, we only have ourselves to blame.
Yep, they’ll come into it at some stage.
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I am refreshing frantically waiting for a PWS post.
We need the 2nd goal though. Shell shock them.
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I'll cry if we don't win this after this start, best I've seen us play for a while.
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It’s almost like we were saving this performance in the last couple of games. Have come out flying and look really quite something.
We must get a 2nd though and not let them back into it
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I am refreshing frantically waiting for a PWS post.
We need the 2nd goal though. Shell shock them.
Yep, me too. Desperately hoping for a scorchio.
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I’m still amazed how Emery has done all of this essentially all the same players with the exception of one new player in Moreno.
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Andy Townsend on my feed is being a little too impartial.
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Watkins is looking unplayable upfront. Leading the line wonderfully, involved in every aspect. Totally different to the lamb under Gerrard.
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Watkins is looking unplayable upfront. Leading the line wonderfully, involved in every aspect. Totally different to the lamb under Gerrard.
He is starting to look the complete centre forward.
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Compare this to the utter shambles up there under Gerrard. 3 shots, 0 on target and a 4-0 pasting.
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Doing to them , what they did to us at their ground . Could easily have been 4 here.
Moreno what a signing
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Before today I'd never noticed how dirty Guimaraes is, he's left something in on every tackle so far.
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Tyne tease.
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How many fuckin fouls
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Rattled 'em
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Cmon ref, it’s a pattern now. They ain’t even hiding it.
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Doing to them , what they did to us at their ground . Could easily have been 4 here.
Moreno what a signing
MOM so far
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According to some Newcastle fans our players constantly dive.
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They’re getting back into it a bit.
Still can’t understand why so many of their players have peroxide blonde hair.
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According to some Newcastle fans our players constantly dive.
For all their supposed fan-ship, I find them quite ignorant of football
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If it stops 1-0 till half time they’ll feel like they’ve weathered the storm.
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They’re getting back into it a bit.
Still can’t understand why so many of their players have peroxide blonde hair.
It’s the air and pollution in that part of the world. It makes you fat and blonde. Then fat and bald.
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BBC match page
Prince: Villa has a right to go all out on Newcastle. Emery declined this Newcastle job before Howe was picked. He has a lot to prove. Remember.
Jonny: Come on Newcastle. We're making this very average (albeit in form) Villa side look way better than they actually are
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We have been magnificent
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They’re getting back into it a bit.
Still can’t understand why so many of their players have peroxide blonde hair.
It’s the air and pollution in that part of the world. It makes you fat and blonde. Then fat and bald.
I used to live up there. That perfectly describes the male and female characters you’d encounter on the Quayside on a Saturday night
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Need more goals Villa.
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We are a very good team
One of our best halves I've seen
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Agree. Need to score more - Newcastle have a habit of scoring more than 2 goals in a game. We need to make this impossible for them in the 2nd half
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Emi Buendia can be frustrating at times but he doesn’t half put in a shift. He’s everywhere and isn’t afraid to get stuck in.
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I hope that was our poor half.
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Emi Buendia can be frustrating at times but he doesn’t half put in a shift. He’s everywhere and isn’t afraid to get stuck in.
He’s had a good game so far.
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Burn is such a clod
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Dan Burn is a cock.
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Agree. Need to score more - Newcastle have a habit of scoring more than 2 goals in a game. We need to make this impossible for them in the 2nd half
Yep.
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HT. Only disappointment is we didn't score more.
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Shearer having a meltdown about Newcastles performance on twitter
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Shearer having a meltdown about Newcastles performance on twitter
He should come back and manage them. Show 'em how it's done.
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That was electric.
On another day we could be 6 up.
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Should have put this game to bed.
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Hope we don't regret all the missed chances, they'll definitely be better 2nd half. Hope we can keep this up because we've been amazing.
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Hopefully this is our shite half. ;D
Great if we can maintain this momentum for the first 15/20 minutes of the next period and put the game to bed.
Would expect Wilson on for Murphy (who has been poor) for them and a change of shape. Be interesting how we respond.
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The only problem with that first half is that we didn't work Pope more. We could be 3 or 4 up so we need to make sure we don't regret not taking our chances.
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We’re bashing them. Hopefully we can stay on top for the last 45. I am thoroughly unimpressed with the referee.
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Shearer having a meltdown about Newcastles performance on twitter
Comments full of them moaning that we dive.
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So proud, just fucking proud.
Keep it up lads.
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A fantastic half, well done everyone. We should be at least two up and possibly more.
Watkins unplayable and Moreno has been especially good but everybody has been very impressive. We know they're going to come at us more in the second half and I just hope we don't pay for the missed chances.
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Fuck sake Newcastle are FILTHY. Best we’ve played all season for me.
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The key is our ability to keep the ball. That’s something Emery spoke about when he came to the club. We need to deny them opportunities to become a threat by taking the sting out of games when in possession and then work our own opportunities. The players look so much much comfortable at it now. And I can imagine how much better we will be with 3 or 4 top technically adept signings.
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a totally honest performance so far
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Still shitting myself. But it's brilliant.
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I had come to watch the Villa today but think I’ve been transported to a different universe!!
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Shearer having a meltdown about Newcastles performance on twitter
He was very complimentary about us during the pre-game show and no less so during the half-time break.
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its a shame that this performance so far has no influence on our position in the table...
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its a shame that this performance so far has no influence on our position in the table...
Not positionally. But mentally it makes everyone else nervous and builds our confidence if we can win today. No other side outside of the top two has the momentum we have. Let’s hope we can see this game out now.
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Just tuned in from my sick bed. These comments from Newcastle fans. Arrogant doesn't even come into it. Villa are playing so well because UE has something to prove against Newcastle, apparently. Yep, it's all about them...
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its a shame that this performance so far has no influence on our position in the table...
It's still all about the points, our position will take care of itself.
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Thoought Newcastle midfield started to improve but no shots on goal, Ramsey after a brilliant start is struggling after the rough treatment.
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We now have a habit of scoring late goals too. It will be alright.
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Let’s get into them nice and early in the 2nd half, score a second and then keep on pressing them back.
We have them where we want them, now to keep it like that.
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Our nearest and dearest have a match thread about us, they mention the Sheff Utd 'goal'. Bless them.
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its a shame that this performance so far has no influence on our position in the table...
Not positionally. But mentally it makes everyone else nervous and builds our confidence if we can win today. No other side outside of the top two has the momentum we have. Let’s hope we can see this game out now.
Good point, TV. We need to maintain the focus which until has been brilliant right across the pitch.
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I think a little more from emi would be good - with Ramsey and Watkins around him he could really pull the strings
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Easily the best half of football I can remember us playing. Considering the level and form of the opposition, that was absolutely phenomenal. Watkins looked world class.
If we can’t score again in the second half I’d like us to make it really scrappy - I think we’re disrupting their tempo excellently at the moment, and we’ll need to be ready for their 10-15 minutes when they push.
Come on Villa.
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Our nearest and dearest have a match thread about us, they mention the Sheff Utd 'goal'. Bless them.
Personally, I’d need to Karcher myself if I went anywhere near those places.
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Ollie shot saved
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Our nearest and dearest have a match thread about us, they mention the Sheff Utd 'goal'. Bless them.
Just nipped on. It's all pretty fair and well balanced tbf, that post aside. I think they've given up, the poor bastards.
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Anothe4 chance there
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Keep going Ollie!!
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I wonder how long Howe will give it before chucking on Almiron and Wilson.
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Have to pick a corner there Ollie. Murphy close for them.
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I am relying on you lovely people to keep me up to date as I am unable to watch the game. How is the Donk playing?
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I don’t know if I’m being too critical but after Ollie worked it into his right foot he should be scoring there although it was a good save, again, by Pope.
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Really enjoyed this so far.
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I am relying on you lovely people to keep me up to date as I am unable to watch the game. How is the Donk playing?
Not really noticing him, which is good for that type of player.
We're dominating midfield so he's playing his part.
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I am relying on you lovely people to keep me up to date as I am unable to watch the game. How is the Donk playing?
He's fine, mopping up and keeping it simple.
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I am relying on you lovely people to keep me up to date as I am unable to watch the game. How is the Donk playing?
Not really noticing him, which is good for that type of player.
We're dominating midfield so he's playing his part.
Thanks Mr Gage.
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I am relying on you lovely people to keep me up to date as I am unable to watch the game. How is the Donk playing?
He's fine, mopping up and keeping it simple.
Thanks.
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Douglas Luiz is just a smart footballer
I felt it was obvious from the beginning, and happy he stayed, even if "most" wanted to get rid.
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That midfielder they have from Brazil is a ******. I can't be bothered to even try to write his name.
Non stop fouling
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Come on Villa! We can do this!!!
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I wonder how long Howe will give it before chucking on Almiron and Wilson.
Now is the answer
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Claire Balding subbed off.
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There's a warning
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Phew
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My sphincter just prematurely puckered with that.
A let off.
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What about a card ref
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Dan Burn is free to commit as many fouls as he wants without a card by all accounts.
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Good save Emi
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Martinez saves
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They’re getting back into this.
The 2 subs they made are just causing a few issues.
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Dan Burn is free to commit as many fouls as he wants without a card by all accounts.
Strange isn't it.
Newcastle are very much like Bournemouth used to be.
Dirty twats
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Another chance for them
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Another warning
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SCORRRRRRRRRCHIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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They’re getting back into this.
The 2 subs they made are just causing a few issues.
It will leave then even more wide open, we have to expose them.
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I actually love Emi ❤️ his reaction after that save
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Just wow
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Oh I love you PWS!!!
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OLLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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SCORRRRRRRRRCHIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Wtf? Goal kick here
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Looks off
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Var check
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
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OLLLLIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! You just knew it would happen! N
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SCORRRRRRRRRCHIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who please?
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Dan Burn is free to commit as many fouls as he wants without a card by all accounts.
If he hadn't been booked already that would have yellow an SCORCHIOOOO!!!!!
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Please VAR help
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Yeeeeeesssssssss
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That might be offside
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Offside?,lClose but I think he is.
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Chalked off ffs
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Offside fuck
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Geeeet in! Third please
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Looks offside
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My god, these fucking lines.
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OMFG!!!! Moreno is great.
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Ahh bollocks.
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Bastards
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Disallowed.
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Ffs
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Fuck.
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FFS. Get the second now please.
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I hate VAR
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Back to where we were
Goals coming though
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Bastard VAR!!
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McGinn close
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Should have passed there
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We need a second or we’ll get suckered by these fuckers.
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That’s a horseshit call. It’s not clear and obvious. You can draw lines all you want but VAR wasn’t created to cancel out those things. It was given as a goal on the pitch so unless something was massively glaring it should be given to support the match officials
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Soz but this has got an absolute gutting result written all over it now.
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I want that 2nd goal. We need it. Can’t be made to regret those missed chances!
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SCORRRRRRRRRCHIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Should have passed there
Had men over as well.
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Looked onside on the image BT Sport showed.
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Goaaaallll
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I LOVE YOU PWS!!!
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OLLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Ollie. This time it stands!
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OLLLIEEEEE GETS HIS GOAL!!!
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LETS GOOOOO
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Ollie,Ollie,Ollie
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Another great goal
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Yesssss
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YSSSSSSSS!!!!!
VAR THAT YOU FUCKERS!!
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What a fucking player this man is turning out to be. Come on you Villa boys.
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Disallow that you buggers!
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Beautiful football
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Horse gate twat
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Chalk that off you arse holes
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS this is fucking amazing
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Horse gate twat
That is a fantastic outburst of random words.
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I was his his biggest critic! Eat my shorts! What a fucking player
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Horse gate locked so miserable
Like I might have to pick him now
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Horse gate twat
Exactly, not sure why they keep banging on about Southgate.
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Disallowed goal
https://twitter.com/hfworld_/status/1647221906318282756
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Just keep concentrating guys. Stay focussed and the game is ours. Do not concede in the next 10 mins… please!!!
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Horse gate twat
That is a fantastic outburst of random words.
Even if you read this in complete isolation, you would know exactly who we are talking about. Love this sort of stuff.
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Horse gate twat
That is a fantastic outburst of random words.
What three words!
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We want 3! We want 3!
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Any links to the goals please?
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Dendonker very good
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Moreno could play on the left of a front 3. He pretty much does anyway.
Let's just not give them any gifts playing it out blind or a Mings Cruyff turn special.
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2nd goal
https://twitter.com/TheFootballHubs/status/1647223124092485632
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Horse gate twat
That is a fantastic outburst of random words.
haha
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Horse gate twat
That is a fantastic outburst of random words.
What three words!
Apparently middle of France
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Despite being stressed and worked up and feeling slightly nauseous with it all… I’m enjoying this so far.
Keep them at bay please!!!
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Played Tyrone, sloppy from Doug
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Such a controlled performance.
So many things to enjoy. Love Moreno
So many things to dislike about Newcastle, also.
Not just their rubbish fans, and wanker owners, but their fouling, dirty style of football, and a fair amount of hoofball dickheads throughout the team
Have never liked Eddie Howe and his Ronseal quick drying woodstain, assistant. A pair of twats
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Yes yes!
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How is anyone supposed to beat us when they cannot even score against us? 😂
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Soon be time for super sub Bert!
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We might not move up the table with a win, but we’re reeling the fkers above us in.
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Come on Villa. Approaching my personally dreaded last 10 mins.
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Still bricking it. Think I've had tio much coffee.
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JoeLinton off, Anderson on
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Come on Villa. Approaching my personally dreaded last 10 mins.
Again on same page 🤣
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Attendance 42,055
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Come on Villa. Approaching my personally dreaded last 10 mins.
Again on same page 🤣
Experienced Villa fans. I think we’re all the same.
If, and it’s a big if, we can get through this game with a clean sheet, it’ll be a massive achievement. Newcastle have been scoring for fun recently and we have limited them beautifully.
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JoeLinton off, Anderson on
They could bring shearer ,Mcdonald and asprilla on ,they still wouldn't beat us
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Come on Villa. Approaching my personally dreaded last 10 mins.
Again on same page 🤣
Experienced Villa fans. I think we’re all the same.
If, and it’s a big if, we can get through this game with a clean sheet, it’ll be a massive achievement. Newcastle have been scoring for fun recently and we have limited them beautifully.
To be honest, without jinxing, this is the best i have seen us play since ...hmmm semi final against Liverpool 2015?
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SCORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCHIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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3 0
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JoeLinton off, Anderson on
They could bring shearer ,Mcdonald and asprilla on ,they still wouldn't beat us
love it
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OLLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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SCORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCHIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What a lovely message
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Fucking hell but we are good!
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Beautiful
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Yeesss.
This is a serious serious statement of intent.
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Yeeeeeaaaaah boy
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and we’re AAAASTON VILLA!
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YESSSSSSSS!!!!
OLLLLIEEEEEE!!!!
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FTF!
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Two in a game for Ollie never happens!
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I actually love Ollie.
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Great play Clive, Young, McGinn and Emi
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This is ridiculous. In the old days we'd come away with a 2-2 draw after being ahead so long. This is just fantastic. Perfection.
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Well fcuk my old boots.
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Beautiful move finished by the Newton Abbot Neymar!!
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Ollie deserves that.
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OK I'll relax slightly now.
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A serious serious statement of intent.
Best performance all season. I am delighted.
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We are fucking sensational.
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3 and we haven’t even had the obligatory Bert T goal yet.
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Ollie's performance deserves a hat trick!
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If isak is worth 60 million ,ollie is 120 million at the mo.
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I have a huge man crush on Ollie Watkins and it’s just got bigger
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Get Duran and Diego Carlos on.
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Beautiful move finished by the Newton Abbot Neymar!!
Ha ha, brilliant!!
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Need another to be sure, I think. Still remember being 4-1 up against Leicester that once
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Best game I have seen this season. Love the Villa.
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This has been going on for too long now for this to be a period of good form.
I'm afraid we have to face reality and accept what is in front of us.
Aston Villa are now a really fucking good team.
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On the Ollie issue - I wonder if selling Ings (mental boost) + good coaching made all the difference...
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I love a 12:30 kick-off against these lot.
Never forget the 2008 Carew hattrick. Arrived in Tokyo that morning, found a bar later that night, walked in as they scored and some Newcastle fans were celebrating.
They were quiet by the end. I thought about fire extinguishing them, as I'm now wishing I could now fire extinguish horse gate face
Get the fuck in Villa!!!
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I am speechless. So happy!!!
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Another lucky win it seems
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It’s clear that Ollie loves playing for us now. The passion when his second goal went in…
Emery and his coaches have turned him upside down, shaken him and he’s emerged as a model centre forward.
This is incredible to see
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Astonishingly good performance against a strong side, who were in good nick.
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I want to go and look at some Newcastle United fan boards now.
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3rd goal
https://twitter.com/btsportfootball/status/1647227788435365888
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I want to go and look at some Newcastle United fan boards now.
I have already I’ll save you the trouble.
The vast majority are in awe of Villa.
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Can’t wait to see the Newcastle post match team picture today eh lads?
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"3-0 on your big day out"
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Fair play, Ollie subbed and some Newcastle fans applauded him
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Mings has been an absolute colossus. Again.
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GET THE SOB ON THE TYNE BEDSHEET OUT AGAIN LADS
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"3-0 on your big day out"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I want to go and look at some Newcastle United fan boards now.
I have already I’ll save you the trouble.
The vast majority are in awe of Villa.
Post link, I want to read 8)
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This has been the most complete Aston Villa performance.
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Is there any player that hasn't performed a 10?
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I want to go and look at some Newcastle United fan boards now.
I have already I’ll save you the trouble.
The vast majority are in awe of Villa.
Post link, I want to read 8)
NUFC Twitter feed is pretty good.
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I want to go and look at some Newcastle United fan boards now.
Should be a good laugh. We've been better in every way possible, for every minute of the game. Be interesting to see how they deserved to win.
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Fucking joke ref
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Whisper it quietly but I think we’re going to win this!
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3 minutes added.
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BBC reckon ‘Southgate can’t fail to be impressed’ They don’t know horse face well do they?
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We're Aston Villa, we win every week.
Full time.
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Only their 4th loss
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I’m not sure if Southgate will be impressed. But I bloody well am.
2 goals conceded in the last how many games???? 1 of which was a penalty?!
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FTF!
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I’m not sure if Southgate will be impressed. But I bloody well am.
2 goals conceded in the last how many games???? 1 of which was a penalty?!
Except the penalty wasn't even a penalty
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Beautiful move finished by the Newton Abbot Neymar!!
Ha ha, brilliant!!
Absolutely love this!