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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: pauliewalnuts on May 07, 2016, 11:52:58 PM
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Obviously, there was no "lap of appreciation" today, partly because we - unsurprisingly - don't appreciate this bunch of wankers after their disgusting shitness this season, and partly because they certainly don't appreciate us.
Personally, I loathe so many of this squad, I just want them all to be sold, no matter how much it hurts us, I just want them gone.
Some more than others, however. So .... who is your Wanker of the Season?
I'll allow nominations for both playing staff wankers and off-pitch wankers, and to take out the obvious answer, whilst annoying saunders_heroes, I am not including Randolph "Manbaby" Lerner in the options.
In recognition of the fact that we've been blessed with a truly bumper crop of absolute wankers this season, you've all got 5 votes, so spread them around to reflect your rage.
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I tried voting for Okore but the laptop 'jumped' and voted for lescott. Seriously. The bitter sweet irony. See, he blamed technology and my laptop ain't in the forgiving mood. Anyway, Okore for me.
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Gutted I couldn't use all 5 votes on Gabby!
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I wonder how many won't realise until after they've voted that they can vote for up to 5 players, but have to vote for them all at the same time?
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Can we have proportional representation on this poll?
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I want to use one vote on Lerner
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Hyperglobalmegawanker - Richards
Wanker - Lescott
Wanker - N'Zogbia
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I wonder how many won't realise until after they've voted that they can vote for up to 5 players, but have to vote for them all at the same time?
Five votes is nowhere near enough for that list.
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A remarkably difficult poll, really, with just the five choices.
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I wonder how many won't realise until after they've voted that they can vote for up to 5 players, but have to vote for them all at the same time?
Just done that! Lescott. Grade A ****** Villa fan my arse. I've seen noses like Hendrie give everything for this shirt, bit to claim to be a villan and take the piss, unacceptable
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Shit! My beer goggles made me miss the bit about 5 votes. Bollocks! Only voted for one.
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As i'm so lovely, go on admit it you know you want to, i've edited it so that you can now remove your one vote and vote again using all five.
Just click "remove vote" and then vote again using your 5 votes.
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I voted just once, didn't realise had 5 votes. PeterWithesShin was right
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Randy Lerner is the wanker of the decade.
Of the players I have a particular dislike of Westwood though. He sums up the downgrading of this club.
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I am not wasting a vote on any of these wankers.
In the words of our manager in waiting, they can "Fuck off and die".
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Where's the "all of the above" option?!
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I need more votes.
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I'm uncomfortable with the dog whistle nature of this. I want Tim Sherwood to hear me calling him a c*nt.
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Where's the "all of the above" option?!
Yeah. Fuck 'em all.
But fuck Flabby two time, the fucking fat slack jawed fucker.
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I vote
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*whistles innocently*
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I could make a really strong case for 5/6 of those tossers but the staggeringly unprofessional Gabby waddled in just ahead of that utter gobshite Richards.
First thing either of those two tosspots have got close to winning all season.
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Best poll ever
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Bacuna. Lazy bastard, useless player.
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Surprised Timmy is not getting more of a kicking. Considering he was the one that did not get the squad anywhere near fit, allowed the behaviour of Gabby to continue, was the manager when Grealish was on the lash, did not sign the required keeper or striker and thought Lescott and Richards were the best centre half pairing since McGrath and Baresi. The man has a lot to answer for!
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I didn't read paulie's post before voting and chose 9 options only to get the error message telling me I could only make 5 selections.
This is fucking bullshit paulie. You should be a wanker option for not allowing me to choose more wankers.
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Surprised Timmy is not getting more of a kicking. Considering he was the one that did not get the squad anywhere near fit, allowed the behaviour of Gabby to continue, was the manager when Grealish was on the lash, did not sign the required keeper or striker and thought Lescott and Richards were the best centre half pairing since McGrath and Baresi. The man has a lot to answer for!
Sherwood got one of my 5 votes.
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No option for "the fans"?
Just kidding :)
I picked Black. He has managed to surge ahead of the pack at the end.
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Lescott. He tried to walk off before being talked into clapping the fans at the end today. The car loving twat!
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In order-1.Fat shit caplahor.
2. Tom Fox for looking like a smug penis, and being a c***.
3. Richards. for the whole Santa thing-i'd love to throw that fucker down a well.
4. Bacuna for that grin and being shit....again, down a well with him.
Last but not least; 5. Guzan, the American chav. Fuck off you egg headed bellend. He came across as a fucking dick in that Santa video.
Also, Eric Black...technically a sixth vote, but he should be placed inside a bronze bull.
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This really is a tough poll. Far harder than any POTS poll in previous years.
1) Fox - not a clue, offered contracts out like confetti, all round shit
2) Sherwood - a few good games early on, then what the fuck did he get right?
3) NZogbia - Had the ability but chose to stink the place out. Lazy fucker.
4) Agbonlahor - One goal and he thought he'd done enough. Get a proper job.
5) Richards - Ability, all the physical attributes - no brain
I would have liked to shoehorn Ray Wilkins in there, but it would only let an even bigger wanker off.
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So many candidates and no option for Kevin "Team Selection Sabotage Wanker" McDonald.
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I think it's easier to run a Non Wanker of the Year poll.
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I think it's easier to run a Non Wanker of the Year poll.
That would just contain Rudy Gestede, who was nice to the homeless.
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Great poll, thanks for setting it up Paulie. My problem is that there is such a range of wankerdom in the list a fairer measure might be five, though total wankers, deserve the accolade least. I went, Richards, Black, Sherwood, Agbonlahor, Grealish all for special, creative wankness but several others were their equal while Hollis, Garde, Okore and Reilly are not on the same planet of sabotage of themselves, their careers and the club.
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Interesting the two biggest wankers in my opinion are 1st and second in the votes. I did vote Sherwood as well as he was the catalyst for the shitfest we've endured, but if only one vote was allowed it would have gone to that absolute twat Richards who blatantly took the piss on and off the pitch , even wearing the captain's armband - TWAT!
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I agree cabb, Richards would be the stand out candidate because everything he did was driven by spite. I have always assumed that it was payback for getting rid of his bestie mate Sherwood who had promised him a route back into the England squad at centre back. Richards' nastiness sets him apart.
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Have to say, it's a bit harsh having Sissokho in there. The only thing he's done he's done wrong is a needless sending off at Watford. If that's the criteria, then Awey needs to be in for an even worse sending off at West Ham?
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Only used one vote: Richards. Combination of playing ineptitude and poisonous attitude. Get to fuck.
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I'd vote for the lot given the chance. I did think Richards would have been a good signing but the man is an utter Wanker don't even get me started on Lescott and Gabby. I'd free transfer the lot given the chance
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A lot of people have said to me you should have kept Sherwood. I don't agree but he was never going to succeed with the useless Wankers Villa got for him
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Lescott. Attitude, social media bollocks, "defending" vs Southampton to name but a few
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No one else got anything out of them either
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I also agree Richards never should have kept the armband. Lescott should not have been near vp after Liverpool
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The players. Full stop. Hang your heads in shame. Riches, cars, women, big houses you've got it all, but one thing you haven't got is pride.
pride
prʌɪd/
noun
1.
a feeling of deep pleasure or satisfaction derived from one's own achievements, the achievements of one's close associates, or from qualities or possessions that are widely admired.
"the faces of the children's parents glowed with pride"
synonyms: pleasure, joy, delight, gratification, fulfilment, satisfaction, sense of achievement; More
2.
consciousness of one's own dignity.
"he swallowed his pride and asked for help"
synonyms: self-esteem, dignity, honour, self-respect, ego, self-worth, self-image, self-identity, self-regard, pride in oneself, pride in one's abilities, belief in one's worth, faith in oneself; amour propre
"the triumphs of war were a source of pride to them"
verb
1.
be especially proud of (a particular quality or skill).
"he prided himself on his honesty"
synonyms: be proud of, be proud of oneself for, take pride in, take satisfaction in, congratulate oneself on, flatter oneself on, preen oneself on, pat oneself on the back for, revel in, glory in, delight in, exult in, rejoice in, triumph over;
The prosecution rests your honor.
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No surprise that Flabby is ahead of the wankpack - I've just watched Defoe give an exemplary performance for Sunderland , fitter than a butchers dog, committed to the cause and thoroughly professional ; please take note, you overweight, lazy, pathetic, small time amateur.
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It's between Richards and N'Zogbia for me, although you could put up a credible case for about 10 people, which is a damning indictment in itself.
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There are 19 names on that list.
I could have had 19 votes, it still wouldn't have been enough.
The man sitting on the golden throne of wankdomium is of course Gabby, because he's been carefully honing his wankariousness for years now.
But coming a close second is Timmy, for populating our squad with fucking twatbastards and generally being a cockspangle.
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I used my five votes for Gabby, Lescott, Richards, Bacuna and the final option was a toss up between Black and Guzan. I opted for Black. Obviously Guzan is fucking shit and the spitting incident was stupid, but other than that his attitude generally seems to be okay. However Black...I know he was given a really shitty job to do but the fact he has set out such negative line ups, even when we're already down (lets face it we were down months before he came in anyway) is unforgivable. I think it's fucking pathetic. As pathetic as anything a Villa "manager" has ever done in the history of the club. It's right on level with McLeish's final game against Norwich. We were safe. A final home game against a bog standard side. We could have enjoyed it but he played about 8 defenders and then Heskey on the wing IIRC. If a game really matters and is a must not lose kind of game I can see why you might set out not to lose and be a bit cautious, but when the result is utterly irrelevant...PLAY FOR A WIN YOU UTTER, UTTER FUCKING COCK WOMBLE.
I've decided that nothing about football, and in particular when it's my club, winds me up more than that kind of pathetic apathy. Black's lineup should have been a criminal offence. He should have been locked up for it. I won't go as far as suggesting we bring back hanging, but ask me again after the final game.
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I've just been looking for Scott Sinclair on that list. I looked again and again but I couldn't find him. Is that somehow ironic?
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In no particular order
N'Zogbia
Agbonlahor
Lescott
Richards
Fux
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You missed 'wanker' at the end of 'worst captain since the titanic' otherwise an excellent summing up !
In order, 1. Gabby 2. NZogbia 3. Fox 4. Richards 5. Grealish
Several others could have won it by a mile in many of our other premier league years including Lescott, Bacuna, Guzan, Okore. Just goes to show what a perfect storm of wankers its been.
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1. Richards
2. Gabby
3. NZog
4. Lescott
5. Tim
The top four just do not seem to care and Tim for creating probably the most absurd bunch of fuckwits to wear a Villa shirt.
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Tough choice, but I went for:
1. N'Zogbia - for consistency in being a wanker
2. Richards - malicious wanker
3. Sherwood - typical ego-driven mouthy ex-pro thinks he knows it all wanker
4. Gabby - was meant to be one of us wanker
5. Lescott - is that my phone in my pocket wanker
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In no particular order:
Richards
Agbonlahor
Black
Sherwood
Lescott
All because of their attitude and disdain of our club.
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Richards, Lescott, Bacuna, N'zogbia and Flabby.
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Leandro 'Champions League - I'm having a laugh' Bacuna
Lescott
Agbonlahor
Fox
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Bacuna
Bacuna
Bacuna
Gabby
Richards
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I've just been looking for Scott Sinclair on that list. I looked again and again but I couldn't find him. Is that somehow ironic?
Literally crying with laughter...
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I've just been looking for Scott Sinclair on that list. I looked again and again but I couldn't find him. Is that somehow ironic?
Hasn't really been played has he. He's not been great when he has. I'd let him go aswell
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Sinclair is a wierd one. He's been there but he hasn't been there. I mean when he's been selected and in the first 11 he's been on the pitch but he hasn't been on the pitch.
Maybe he's an android like Ash in Alien.
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I used my five votes for Gabby, Lescott, Richards, Bacuna and the final option was a toss up between Black and Guzan. I opted for Black. Obviously Guzan is fucking shit and the spitting incident was stupid, but other than that his attitude generally seems to be okay. However Black...I know he was given a really shitty job to do but the fact he has set out such negative line ups, even when we're already down (lets face it we were down months before he came in anyway) is unforgivable. I think it's fucking pathetic. As pathetic as anything a Villa "manager" has ever done in the history of the club. It's right on level with McLeish's final game against Norwich. We were safe. A final home game against a bog standard side. We could have enjoyed it but he played about 8 defenders and then Heskey on the wing IIRC. If a game really matters and is a must not lose kind of game I can see why you might set out not to lose and be a bit cautious, but when the result is utterly irrelevant...PLAY FOR A WIN YOU UTTER, UTTER FUCKING COCK WOMBLE.
I've decided that nothing about football, and in particular when it's my club, winds me up more than that kind of pathetic apathy. Black's lineup should have been a criminal offence. He should have been locked up for it. I won't go as far as suggesting we bring back hanging, but ask me again after the final game.
Completely agree. He seems to have viewed his remit as simply picking players, hoping they don't get battered too badly, and nothing else, but there was still a chance to at least get some pride back, and if nothing else start experiementing with players and formations to hit the ground running in the Championship. If the majority of this side continues in the Championship, we stand a better than average chance of going down to League 1. We should have been playing a system with the likes of Grealish, Traore and Gil being tasked with finding ways of getting the best out of an Ayew and Gestede partnership, but what do we get instead? Kieran wanker Richardson starting games, and Leandro Wanker Bacuna in a defensive 3. He's appalling, and he doesn't deserve to be employed in professional football in any capacity.
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Gabriel Wanklahor - by a country mile.
Wankah Richards - Captain Fanplastic
Joleon Wankalot - Villa fan my arse
Leandro Wankuna - champions league...words fail me.
Eric Black - a 35 year grade A wanker.
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Scott Sinclair is just the sort of name they would give an android.
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Whoever it was at Villa who decided to get rid of the Lions clubs next season. Let's make it even harder for non-Brum dwelling Villa fans to see the team. Fucking shambles.
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Eric Black can only be playing for another minor management job somewhere. His inability to either understand or accept that the crowd are getting behind the club not the players beggars belief. His tenure is eerily like Steve Coogan's pool attendant. Game 1, nobody died, game 2 nobody died, game 3 Okore jacked but nobody died, game 4 nobody died, game 5 Traore jacked but nobody died, game 6 outraged all the loyal fans by being arrogant and patronising but nobody died.
Apologies, wrong thread.
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As i'm so lovely, go on admit it you know you want to, i've edited it so that you can now remove your one vote and vote again using all five.
Just click "remove vote" and then vote again using your 5 votes.
Can you remove mine too? I wanted Okore not Lescott.
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Eric Black can only be playing for another minor management job somewhere. His inability to either understand or accept that the crowd are getting behind the club not the players beggars belief. His tenure is eerily like Steve Coogan's pool attendant. Game 1, nobody died, game 2 nobody died, game 3 Okore jacked but nobody died, game 4 nobody died, game 5 Traore jacked but nobody died, game 6 outraged all the loyal fans by being arrogant and patronising but nobody died.
Apologies, wrong thread.
Very well said.
The worst Villa msnager ever. Full stop.
Sorry wrong thread.
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Agbonlahor, Richards, Lescott, N'Zogbia and Sherwood all get my vote.
Dread to think how much money those fuckers have 'earned' whilst dragging our club down.
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Only 5 votes - boooooooo
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I vaguely remember a quote from Franz Beckenbauer after we'd done Germany 5-1. He was asked who was to blame, to which he replied (and I probably misquote): You could put them all in a sack and punch it, and you'd be sure of hitting a guilty player.
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I haven't gone for the players as much as most I think. That's not to say they aren't wankers. Of course they are. I'm more pissed off at the wankers who can see just how much they are wankers yet still choosing the wankers and doing nothing really to coach the wankiness out of them or picking less wanky people.
We should really have one of those Guiness World Record adjudicators down at Bodymoor though to count them all.
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I'm astonished that over 80% of those who've voted don't think Agbonlahor us one of the top 5 wankers this season.
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Whilst certain peoples behaviour is definitely worthy of the wanker badge find it harsh that a couple of the lads are in this poll. Cissokho may have been at fault for a few of the gaffs at the back but he's not a wanker likewise Westy ok so he's struggled but he never hides and gives it his best - you can debate whether they are not good enough players for the Premier League but not their attitude and commitment.
I wouldve settled for one option - N'Zogbia he's the biggest wanker in the clubs history.
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How come we can't vote for Charlie Athersmith for playing with a brolly because it was raining? The soft woofter.
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In no particular order
N'Zogbia
Agbonlahor
Lescott
Richards
Fux
Exact same five for me.
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Me too
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As i'm so lovely, go on admit it you know you want to, i've edited it so that you can now remove your one vote and vote again using all five.
Just click "remove vote" and then vote again using your 5 votes.
Can you remove mine too? I wanted Okore not Lescott.
We can't edit votes, if you click on the "remove vote" option it will remove any votes you placed and you can use your 5 votes again.
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Ace poll.
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I'm astonished that over 80% of those who've voted don't think Agbonlahor us one of the top 5 wankers this season.
Err, he's running at 17.8% so only 2.2% didn't vote for him as one of their five I think.
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The football terminology 'Interfering with play', does not apply to Scott Sinclair.
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In no particular order
N'Zogbia
Agbonlahor
Lescott
Richards
Fux
Exact same five for me.
Who the fux is Fux?
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I'm astonished that over 80% of those who've voted don't think Agbonlahor us one of the top 5 wankers this season.
Err, he's running at 17.8% so only 2.2% didn't vote for him as one of their five I think.
We're both wrong. He's up to 18% on the poll now which is exactly 80% of people voting.
Teach me to look more carefully.
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Of course, they *all* have lovely bottoms.
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I'm astonished that over 80% of those who've voted don't think Agbonlahor us one of the top 5 wankers this season.
Err, he's running at 17.8% so only 2.2% didn't vote for him as one of their five I think.
We're both wrong. He's up to 18% on the poll now which is exactly 80% of people voting.
Teach me to look more carefully.
I'm confused (more so than normal). 173 people have voted for him, and at the time of this post 256 people have voted, so isn't that nearer 67% of the people voting actually voted for Flabby?
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I think we've broken mathematics.
First attempt the number shown in the poll is wrong.
Second attempt. If we've all got 5 votes, number shown in the poll x 5 is wrong.
I'll guess it's because not everyone has used all 5 votes.
Anyway, the important thing is Richards and Agbonlahor are Kings of the Wankers.
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I think it's a maximum of 5 votes - you can choose fewer.
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I think it's a maximum of 5 votes - you can choose fewer.
Nobody should be choosing fewer.
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I think it's a maximum of 5 votes - you can choose fewer.
Nobody should be choosing fewer.
Indeed.
I chose five as I really couldn't imagine how anyone could only think of five wankers, thus meaning they'd have to think about where to assign their votes.
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I chose N'zogbia. Even when he was given a chance again by Garde, he couldn't be arsed to take it.
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As I pointed out, ViD forgot to divide votes by 5.
And as he pointed out, I forgot to multiply by 5 going the other way.
If you assume everybody voted 5 times exactly, then the percentage of people voting for Gabby is 100-(5×(20-Gabby%))
I think...
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So many worthy wankers, but top wanker for me is Richards. A lot of off-the-field talk about passion and not giving up and the complete opposite on it. I think his "tracking back" for Tadic's goal the other week summed him up perfectly.
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As I pointed out, ViD forgot to divide votes by 5.
And as he pointed out, I forgot to multiply by 5 going the other way.
If you assume everybody voted 5 times exactly, then the percentage of people voting for Gabby is 100-(5×(20-Gabby%))
I think...
And that's Numberwang!
Or in this case Numberwank
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I could have done with ELEVEN votes,one for each of the gutless wankers who took to the pitch against Liverpool in the biggest humiliation i have ever witnessed at Villa Park Still as i am only allowed five votes,in no particular order they are Gabby,Richards,Bacauna,N;Zogbia and Lescott
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Love it. Peg, from Married With Children....and her maiden name was.....
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As I pointed out, ViD forgot to divide votes by 5.
And as he pointed out, I forgot to multiply by 5 going the other way.
If you assume everybody voted 5 times exactly, then the percentage of people voting for Gabby is 100-(5×(20-Gabby%))
I think...
Math of this kind on a plane in the USA could lead to you being labelled a terrorist
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Can someone properly explain as to why Guzan has been booed recently. Okay he's now a shit keeper but Hutton is a shit right back and is a cult figure.
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As I pointed out, ViD forgot to divide votes by 5.
And as he pointed out, I forgot to multiply by 5 going the other way.
If you assume everybody voted 5 times exactly, then the percentage of people voting for Gabby is 100-(5×(20-Gabby%))
I think...
Who are the 2.3% who don't have Flabby as one of their top five wankers?
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me, because he's beyond wank
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Anyone got a spare vote they don't want?
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Can someone properly explain as to why Guzan has been booed recently. Okay he's now a shit keeper but Hutton is a shit right back and is a cult figure.
He was part of "gum gate" along with Lescott, I think
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So many worthy wankers, but top wanker for me is Richards. A lot of off-the-field talk about passion and not giving up and the complete opposite on it. I think his "tracking back" for Tadic's goal the other week summed him up perfectly.
Absolutely agree.
In fact, it summed us up, not just him.
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Very interesting that, even with five votes each, Remi Garde, the manager who oversaw a prolonged period of horseshit results, only garners a total of four votes.
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Very interesting that, even with five votes each, Remi Garde, the manager who oversaw a prolonged period of horseshit results, only garners a total of four votes.
Think he has been given the benefit of the doubt as he was treated abysmally by our fine club
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Very interesting that, even with five votes each, Remi Garde, the manager who oversaw a prolonged period of horseshit results, only garners a total of four votes.
Think he has been given the benefit of the doubt as he was treated abysmally by our fine club
I agree, just surprised that only four people thought otherwise.
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Because the club engaged Garde under false pretences and shat on him. Any reasonable minded person would regard that as justification for not giving a toss about the club. I certainly do. Not one other on that list can claim to have been a victim of the club.
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My five choices are the top 5 overall. Seems we have something in common
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I think Garde got away with murder in comparison to the shit Black has been thrown.
Apart from the opening game v City don't think we saw another fighting performance. Sherwood's teams not always the best performances at least had a go and Black has tried to salvage something even though he is more interested in not conceding than scoring.
Garde was just unprepared and incapable of managing the Villa.
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Guzan - because his performances indicate that he doesn't give a shit
Gabby- because he's supposed to be one of us
Nzogbia for being a leech
Richards - for being a complete tosspot of the highest order, English international, I'm making a comeback
Black - who has rocked in at no.1 in only a matter of weeks and that takes some doing
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Come on, own up, who voted for 'Don't understand the question'?
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I think Garde got away with murder in comparison to the shit Black has been thrown.
Apart from the opening game v City don't think we saw another fighting performance. Sherwood's teams not always the best performances at least had a go and Black has tried to salvage something even though he is more interested in not conceding than scoring.
Garde was just unprepared and incapable of managing the Villa.
Black was chuffed to get a 0-0 draw against the shittiest Newcastle team I have ever seen. The bloke has been a disgrace and his comments that the performance yesterday got the crowd going was the final straw. Fecking eejit
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I think Garde got away with murder in comparison to the shit Black has been thrown.
Apart from the opening game v City don't think we saw another fighting performance. Sherwood's teams not always the best performances at least had a go and Black has tried to salvage something even though he is more interested in not conceding than scoring.
Garde was just unprepared and incapable of managing the Villa.
Black has done nothing other than which causes him personally the least amount of hassle on any given day.
We all applauded him when he bounced Agbonlahor out of the squad.
Given everything else that's happened since, especially the squad and team selections, I'm of the opinion every decision he's made since he was dropped into the position has been about "what's going to cause me least hassle between now and 5pm May 15th."
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I think the managers collectively are a 'shower of shit' rather than a 'bunch of wankers'.
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Jack ( Woodwank ) Woodward....just because.....Godzvilla!
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As i'm so lovely, go on admit it you know you want to, i've edited it so that you can now remove your one vote and vote again using all five.
Just click "remove vote" and then vote again using your 5 votes.
Can you remove mine too? I wanted Okore not Lescott.
We can't edit votes, if you click on the "remove vote" option it will remove any votes you placed and you can use your 5 votes again.
Oh okay,ta.
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Forgot to add, for all it feels like we could have binned Black, put Agbonlahor in charge of fitness training and Richards in charge of tactics, he's barely in the top 10 for me.
Agbonlahor, Richards and N'Zogbia top level wankers because they are.
Sherwood and Wilkins for allowing the season to start with the squad sonout of condition.
Fox for f##king us over last season with his shortlist of 1.
Lescott for all of the bullshit Twitter excuses + Wycombe.
Guzan for Wycombe.
Black is on the same shelf as Grealish for me, can't quite decide if they are or aren't.
For Westwood, Cissokho, Richardson and Sanchez, it's not their fault they were offered a contract to play for us and haven't been as good as we wanted, needed or in Sanchez's case hoped for.
Similar for Hollis and Riley. They're doing the jobs they were employed to do.
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Math of this kind on a plane in the USA could lead to you being labelled a terrorist
,Math? Math? MATH?
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Math of this kind on a plane in the USA could lead to you being labelled a terrorist
,Math? Math? MATH?
Is that a burn at the stake or just a regular hanging offence?
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Garde was poor, but just isn't in any way a wanker.
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Math of this kind on a plane in the USA could lead to you being labelled a terrorist
,Math? Math? MATH?
Do tha fockin math awready, ya dozy frog!
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So many candidates and no option for Kevin "Team Selection Sabotage Wanker" McDonald.
This needs shouting from the roof tops. Wanker.
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Jack ( Woodwank ) Woodward....just because.....Godzvilla!
Is he old enough to wank yet? I always think he should still be in school - most 11 year olds could do better reporting than him.
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Jack ( Woodwank ) Woodward....just because.....Godzvilla!
Is he old enough to wank yet? I always think he should still be in school - most 11 year olds could do better reporting than him.
He must have been around a while, because he was clearly the inspiration for Alan Partridge.
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Me. I couldn't be arsed to flag up the ones who couldn't be arsed.
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Tough cos there are so many candidates for 4&5 but Richards, Gabby and Lescott are my 1,2 & 3 and they could all be 1,2 & 3 together. Sherwood the wankiest Villa manager ever??
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Ever since 4-year contracts plus huge wages became the norm, clubs have run the risk of being saddled with a player deciding to spit his dummy out if something didn't suit and then sit back for 3+ years, thieving a small fortune for doing fuck-all.
I have wondered if, this season, the Villa have become the first club to find themselves with a large percentage of their first team squad pulling the same stroke at the same time?
Therefore;
Richards, Agbonlahor, Lescott and, of course, N'Zogbia.
Completing the five is the man who, for me, gained the triple-distinction of . . . . . . . .
Throw-in of the season: v Sunderland
Back-pass of the season: v Southampton
and then, as I'm sure Ciaran Clark's head will agree,
Attempted clearance of the season: v Newcastle
Step forward Leandro 'Grinning Gormless Wanker' Bacuna.
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I've gone for Eric 'such a highly experienced uber-wanker he couldn't manage to get a tune out of a squad of wankers of a varying magnitude' Cack.
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Voted Richards. Detest him.
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Voted Richards. Detest him.
If I've got this right, only 3 out of four people have voted for Richards. How does that work? The wankeriest wanker of all time not even in some people top five wankers. Wankers.
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Ever since 4-year contracts plus huge wages became the norm, clubs have run the risk of being saddled with a player deciding to spit his dummy out if something didn't suit and then sit back for 3+ years, thieving a small fortune for doing fuck-all.
I have wondered if, this season, the Villa have become the first club to find themselves with a large percentage of their first team squad pulling the same stroke at the same time?
Therefore;
Richards, Agbonlahor, Lescott and, of course, N'Zogbia.
Completing the five is the man who, for me, gained the triple-distinction of . . . . . . . .
Throw-in of the season: v Sunderland
Back-pass of the season: v Southampton
and then, as I'm sure Ciaran Clark's head will agree,
Attempted clearance of the season: v Newcastle
Step forward Leandro 'Grinning Gormless Wanker' Bacuna.
Doesn't Gana against Man City still take the gold medal in 'Backpass of the season'?
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Garde was poor, but just isn't in any way a wanker.
Well they way he threw in the towel and sulked around the place certainly doesn't him many awards.
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anyway, if he were , he'd be le branleur, which sounds more exotic than wanker
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Which towel was that that Garde threw in? The one the board handed him to wipe off the shit they piled on him?
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Which towel was that that Garde threw in? The one the board handed him to wipe off the shit they piled on him?
I just don't get how Garde gets away with his terrible record, notwithstanding lack of backing from the board, and Black is the devil incarnate.
Lets be straight about this, Garde was dealt a very bad hand, but did a truly terrible job with it. No amount of sounding intelligent in interviews covers up for the fact that he didn't have the ability, tactical nous or management skills to at least show some fight during his tenure. Even on the balance of probabilities we should have had one or two lucky results. He simply couldn't have done worse and in hindsight I think Tactics would probably have done a far better job.
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Ever since 4-year contracts plus huge wages became the norm, clubs have run the risk of being saddled with a player deciding to spit his dummy out if something didn't suit and then sit back for 3+ years, thieving a small fortune for doing fuck-all.
I have wondered if, this season, the Villa have become the first club to find themselves with a large percentage of their first team squad pulling the same stroke at the same time?
Therefore;
Richards, Agbonlahor, Lescott and, of course, N'Zogbia.
Completing the five is the man who, for me, gained the triple-distinction of . . . . . . . .
Throw-in of the season: v Sunderland
Back-pass of the season: v Southampton
and then, as I'm sure Ciaran Clark's head will agree,
Attempted clearance of the season: v Newcastle
Step forward Leandro 'Grinning Gormless Wanker' Bacuna.
Doesn't Gana against Man City still take the gold medal in 'Backpass of the season'?
The committee have just had another look at that one Dave and you certainly have a point.
Compounded by his contribution to City's 4th . . . . . Bollocks, I think he's edged it!
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Ever since 4-year contracts plus huge wages became the norm, clubs have run the risk of being saddled with a player deciding to spit his dummy out if something didn't suit and then sit back for 3+ years, thieving a small fortune for doing fuck-all.
I have wondered if, this season, the Villa have become the first club to find themselves with a large percentage of their first team squad pulling the same stroke at the same time?
Therefore;
Richards, Agbonlahor, Lescott and, of course, N'Zogbia.
Completing the five is the man who, for me, gained the triple-distinction of . . . . . . . .
Throw-in of the season: v Sunderland
Back-pass of the season: v Southampton
and then, as I'm sure Ciaran Clark's head will agree,
Attempted clearance of the season: v Newcastle
Step forward Leandro 'Grinning Gormless Wanker' Bacuna.
Doesn't Gana against Man City still take the gold medal in 'Backpass of the season'?
Quite. You know you are in trouble when there are several very genuine candidates for such an award.
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Has anyone said Franksey? If not, he's my second choice.
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Has anyone said MON?
If not, why not?
Too forgiving you lot are.
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I know he doesn't present a football show now, but Tim Lovejoy is still and forever will be ,a massive wanker.
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I know he doesn't present a football show now, but Tim Lovejoy is still and forever will be ,a massive wanker.
Sorry Mr. Shaw, you're 100% wrong there.
The only acceptable description of Lovejoy is ******. One of the few occasions where the word ****** is appropriate. The ******.
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I know he doesn't present a football show now, but Tim Lovejoy is still and forever will be ,a massive wanker.
Sorry Mr. Shaw, you're 100% wrong there.
The only acceptable description of Lovejoy is c***. One of the few occasions where the word c*** is appropriate. The c***.
SECONDED !
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his scouse side kick is also a twat and a boarderline c***
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I know he doesn't present a football show now, but Tim Lovejoy is still and forever will be ,a massive wanker.
Sorry Mr. Shaw, you're 100% wrong there.
The only acceptable description of Lovejoy is c***. One of the few occasions where the word c*** is appropriate. The c***.
SECONDED !
you have won me over guys !!!
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I know he doesn't present a football show now, but Tim Lovejoy is still and forever will be ,a massive wanker.
Sorry Mr. Shaw, you're 100% wrong there.
The only acceptable description of Lovejoy is c***. One of the few occasions where the word c*** is appropriate. The c***.
i quite liked lovejoy, sunday nights after butterflies, driving round nice countryside having antique related adventures
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I know he doesn't present a football show now, but Tim Lovejoy is still and forever will be ,a massive wanker.
Sorry Mr. Shaw, you're 100% wrong there.
The only acceptable description of Lovejoy is c***. One of the few occasions where the word c*** is appropriate. The c***.
let me settle this for you.
LOVEJOY IS A MASSIVE ****** AND EQUALLY A HUGE WANKER. There all's right with the world. all Chelsea fans are wankas
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his scouse side kick is also a twat and a boarderline c***
I was fortunate enough to only have to put up with him when he was accompanied by Helen Chamberlain.
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Has anyone said Franksey? If not, he's my second choice.
fuck me saw franksie/wanksie at vp Saturday. I hadn't got a clue who he was, but a mateof mine shouted over to him (I don't know something along the lines of franksie ye ******) to which I said franksie from radio wm, but when he realised someone had recognised him, oh he did speed up walking. yes your right complete weapon.
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Has anyone said MON?
If not, why not?
Too forgiving you lot are.
Escapes on a technicality. It's wanker of this season, not 2010/11.
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Has anyone said MON?
If not, why not?
Too forgiving you lot are.
Escapes on a technicality. It's wanker of this season, not 2010/11.
my Post of the Day
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Has anyone said MON?
If not, why not?
Too forgiving you lot are.
Escapes on a technicality. It's wanker of this season, not 2010/11.
my Post of the Day
His master wankasm of terminal cuntery has sadly lasted season upon season.
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What will be presented to the winner of this esteemed award?
The Golden Tissue Holder?
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Now we just need the word "Cuntitude" to emerge...
Excellent....and so fitting.
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Has anyone said MON?
If not, why not?
Too forgiving you lot are.
Escapes on a technicality. It's wanker of this season, not 2010/11.
my Post of the Day
His master wankasm of terminal cuntery has sadly lasted season upon season.
It's what air traffic controllers call wake turbulence.
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What will be presented to the winner of this esteemed award?
The Golden Tissue Holder?
The Jizz Bucket.
In addition to all the other wretched records we have smashed to pieces this season, we can now proudly add the highest Coefficient of Onanism ever achieved by a sporting institution.
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What will be presented to the winner of this esteemed award?
The Golden Tissue Holder?
The Jizz Bucket.
In addition to all the other wretched records we have smashed to pieces this season, we can now proudly add the highest Coefficient of Onanism ever achieved by a sporting institution.
Second prize is The Soggy Biscuit?
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What will be presented to the winner of this esteemed award?
The Golden Tissue Holder?
The Jizz Bucket.
In addition to all the other wretched records we have smashed to pieces this season, we can now proudly add the highest Coefficient of Onanism ever achieved by a sporting institution.
Second prize is The Soggy Biscuit?
Brown Tea Towel holder.
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Didn't know where else to put this but this seemed as appropriate a place as any, but former Villa Wanker of the Season winner Stephen Ireland has broken his leg in training.
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oh dear.
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What will be presented to the winner of this esteemed award?
The Golden Tissue Holder?
I was just thinking the self-same, WW - apart from the Golden Tissue Holder bit. Good shout btw. ;)
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Because the Old Testament says the people of Onan did cast their seed upon the ground, a small Oscar sized sculpture of a hand in mid cast, the thumb and forefinger forming an 'O' for Onan might be appropriate.
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What's the difference between an egg and a wank ?
You can beat an egg.
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In the case of N'Zogbia who I can't believe is not winning this poll I suggest his prize might well be a tub full of viagra.
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Remember folks:
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Which towel was that that Garde threw in? The one the board handed him to wipe off the shit they piled on him?
The one where he was on a multi-million pound contract. The very same one where he had the choice to resign from if he felt so compelled but chose to act unprofessionally and mope around the place while showing no enthusiasm. That was the towel and rather than let him get away with it because everyone hates Lerner he should be heavily castigated because of it. Not because some Croatian no mark keeper, or some Newcastle forward that has been rubbish but is on great money, didn't come but because of his attitude.
The Grade A wanker. He set the tone for the splits behind the scenes on the footballing side becoming a chasm.
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Which towel was that that Garde threw in? The one the board handed him to wipe off the shit they piled on him?
The one where he was on a multi-million pound contract. The very same one where he had the choice to resign from if he felt so compelled but chose to act unprofessionally and mope around the place while showing no enthusiasm.
Yet you don't seem to think that Black is acting unprofessionally by moping around the place while showing no enthusiasm?
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Which towel was that that Garde threw in? The one the board handed him to wipe off the shit they piled on him?
The one where he was on a multi-million pound contract. The very same one where he had the choice to resign from if he felt so compelled but chose to act unprofessionally and mope around the place while showing no enthusiasm.
Yet you don't seem to think that Black is acting unprofessionally by moping around the place while showing no enthusiasm?
He didn't ask about Black but Garde. Why should I mention him in a reply about Remi Garde?
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Which towel was that that Garde threw in? The one the board handed him to wipe off the shit they piled on him?
The one where he was on a multi-million pound contract. The very same one where he had the choice to resign from if he felt so compelled but chose to act unprofessionally and mope around the place while showing no enthusiasm.
Yet you don't seem to think that Black is acting unprofessionally by moping around the place while showing no enthusiasm?
He didn't ask about Black but Garde. Why should I mention him in a reply about Remi Garde?
You shouldn't. I'm talking about other recent posts where you have been rather more supportive of Black's dopey moodiness while having more of a problem with Garde's.
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Black wasn't employed to manage Villa and isn't on as much money as Garde was to manage Villa. Garde's demeanour changed after the transfer window which to me was unforgivable and then came out with stuff such as players not being bothered in training. That set the tone for what became 12 defeats on the bounce as the dressing room are not going to run through the proverbial brick wall for a manager that is publicly airing his dirty linen. However true it may have been.
The difference for me with Black is that he didn't apply for the job but has taken it on. He probably has been told to try and steer the ship until the end of the season and will obviously also have first hand knowledge of what is going on behind the scenes. Okore, Veretout, Gabby etc etc He may not be great at his job but its the job he's been asked to do to fill in and not the job he is qualified, nor employed to do. Why we should be on a downer with him because of that I'm not sure. His quip about not accepting the job was a quip and nothing more than that but the current mood amongst the fans is that everyone or anyone is a wanker if you upset us right now.
Black is trying his best, which clearly isn't good enough, but is working within an exceptionally bad environment, with fans pouncing on anything, and with exceptionally mediocre players. Garde helped create that and Black is working within it. That's why I'm more supportive of Black and less supportive of Garde.
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If doing your best includes selecting Kieran Richardson then you're either exceedingly crap, incredbly stupid or just being a dick.
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Ditto Bacuna and Westwood - it doesn't matter who the manager is, they all select the same old dross
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Garde was shite, I was pro him but there's no denying he had zero enthusiasm for the job from February onwards and just added to the negative atmosphere. He had no fight in him for the club, it was pretty clear the job was not his cup of tea and he wanted out asap.
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If doing your best includes selecting Kieran Richardson then you're either exceedingly crap, incredbly stupid or just being a dick.
How many games was he selected for? What were the circumstances? Why get hot under the collar when it's someone not suited to being a manager being asked to just get us to the end of the season?
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If doing your best includes selecting Kieran Richardson then you're either exceedingly crap, incredbly stupid or just being a dick.
How many games was he selected for? What were the circumstances? Why get hot under the collar when it's someone not suited to being a manager being asked to just get us to the end of the season?
I think he would still be picking him if he wasn't out injured. Why he brought him back in from the cold is anyone's guess, it was pointless.
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We don't see what goes on in training. We don't see who is carrying a knock. We don't what the circumstances are that led to Richardson playing. It may have been gut instinct it may have been through many different scenarios to which we are not party. Whichever it is, including that Black may be clueless, is neither here nor there. MacDonald has shown he's not very good doing it, Sid probably didn't want it so its fAllen onto Black. Yes he's been poor - although I do think it's slightly improving - but he's on a hiding to nothing considering he's doing a job he probably didn't want and a job that no-one else seemed to want to do either.
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The only valid reason for picking Richardson would be if 25 members of the playing squad had food poisoning and the youth team went on strike. Terrible player.
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If doing your best includes selecting Kieran Richardson then you're either exceedingly crap, incredbly stupid or just being a dick.
How many games was he selected for? What were the circumstances? Why get hot under the collar when it's someone not suited to being a manager being asked to just get us to the end of the season?
I think he would still be picking him if he wasn't out injured. Why he brought him back in from the cold is anyone's guess, it was pointless.
I agree. Also it's the general theme of the team that Black sends out, it is undeniably negative and that doesn't send the right message.
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I would like to complain in the strongest terms about Lerner not being an option. It's completely unfair and it's put me in a right grumpy mood. It's just prejudiced against those who want to have Lerner as their option and I can't believe how unfair it is. It's so unfair I said unfair several times.
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thanks for that Kevin
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Black
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He had something most managers don't get -a free hit of 10-12 games where the results really weren't that important.
Yet rather than sending the players out with positive instructions, it has been dour,defensive McLeish and Lambert-style boreball, with the same idiot faces in circulation.
What was he protecting?
If nothing else, he should have been looking to make an impression for future jobs.
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Eric Black oozes misery. How on earth could he ever inspire anyone?
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Lerner wins this hands down!! A billionaire oversees his club relegated!
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I think it is Woodhall for keeping his intricate knowledge of our potential sale under his hat.
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As far as I'm concerned, we were down when Black took over. The fact he didn't replace the squad with U21s was due to the potential impact on the younger players.
There was fuck all that could be done with what he inherited. I'd say almost the same for Garde, though in my view Hollis realised we were fucked and decided not to throw good money after bad.