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Heroes & Villains => Match Threads & Player Ratings => Topic started by: UK Redsox on April 11, 2016, 09:25:18 AM
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Sat 16 Apr: 3pm
Theatre of Dreams Temple of Doom (in among the closed down pubs and boarded up industrial units), South Salford
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Relegated before kick off, 5-0.
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With all the shit we've had to swallow from them over the past twenty-odd years, to think it will probably be them that bangs in the final nail, with the worst team that they have had in that time, will piss me off more than the relegation itself.
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This has been the most predictable event in nature, more so than the annual migration of wildebeest or the winter solstice. An emphatic, yet routine humiliation. At least we won't have to suffer it again for a while.
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Byeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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As poor as United have been this season, this will be a routine training match for them. 3-0.
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In home end with bar afterwards - assuming I stay until the end of the game (?), I want to get back to Piccadilly for 18.20. What's the best way - tram from Exchange Quay?
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Remember the year that Ipswich got relegated - Utd beat them 9-1.
Repeat, or something similar?
I think we are capable of losing by that margin but doubt Utd's current capacity to achieve it.
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7-0
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down by the time we play them
plastics lots - us nil...:(
UTV
The Doc
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Ashley Young to apply the coup de grace.
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6-0
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5-0
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Norwich to relegate us before our game starts, then we'll either get a result there or be smashed by at least 5.
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Them loads, us none, and to add insult to injury they get to relegate us as Naarich fcuk it up again
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Lose 4-0 at least.
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In home end with bar afterwards - assuming I stay until the end of the game (?), I want to get back to Piccadilly for 18.20. What's the best way - tram from Exchange Quay?
The tram definitely the quickest way back - either Exchange Quay or Old Trafford station depending on which end of the ground you come out
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Heard a Man United supporter who had been going since the Busby days reckon the current side are the worst he's ever seen. I think some of their supporters have short memories.
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Both this game and Arsenal on the last day could be as many goals as the opposition fancy scoring.
I'm going 5-0
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United coming off the back of a tonking? Check. Disgruntled Home fans, ready to turn on their team at the first setback? Check. Nobody expecting us to win, Already relegated, no real pressure? Check. Virtually full strength team for the first time in weeks? Check.
Routine 3-0 United victory with them declaring on about 65minutes
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United coming off the back of a tonking? Check. Disgruntled Home fans, ready to turn on their team at the first setback? Check. Nobody expecting us to win, Already relegated, no real pressure? Check. Virtually full strength team for the first time in weeks? Check.
Routine 3-0 United victory with them declaring on about 65minutes
In the second half, when the game is long won, we will show some attacking intent, and people will see it as cause for optimism next season.
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Heard a Man United supporter who had been going since the Busby days reckon the current side are the worst he's ever seen. I think some of their supporters have short memories.
He certainly seems to have forgotten their relegation season in 1974.
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6-1 to them - a hat trick from Rashford, who is so young he thinks that we have never been in the top half of the table.
A consolation goal from Traore or Grealish, as they all start to play for their next career moves.
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The usual 3-0 loss and for sure we'll see this fella...
(http://i1.irishmirror.ie/incoming/article4548818.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Grim-Reaper.jpg)
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The usual 3-0 loss and for sure we'll see this fella...
(http://i1.irishmirror.ie/incoming/article4548818.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Grim-Reaper.jpg)
Shit Deaths. We always get shit Deaths.
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The usual 3-0 loss and for sure we'll see this fella...
(http://i1.irishmirror.ie/incoming/article4548818.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Grim-Reaper.jpg)
Shit Deaths. We always get shit Deaths.
I cannot see Randy stumping up the fee for the Boatman.
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Comfortable away victory 0 - 2, easily soaking up their pressure and hitting them on the break.
The start of an amazing run which wins us the Championship title followed by champions league qualification the next season.
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Utd will play their Tea Lady from the canteen up front with Rashford, she will bag a hat trick and then Our Clowns will try and Buy Her for next season.
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The usual 3-0 loss and for sure we'll see this fella...
(http://i1.irishmirror.ie/incoming/article4548818.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Grim-Reaper.jpg)
Shit Deaths. We always get shit Deaths.
I cannot see Randy stumping up the fee for the Boatman.
Next seasons kit.......where's the new badge?
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I can only see a United win 3-0.
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I thought that was Adam Johnson .... until I realised it was the Grim Reaper ;)
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Does it have to be these twats who relegate us? Really? I could have lived with Bournemouth, but Man U? Blech.
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I'm convinced we are going to get done by a double figure score before the season is out. My money is on this one or Arsenal. Them reeling from that spuds defeat, with a returning Rooney and us down before Kick Off sounds a recipe for chaos to me.
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I said months ago we would go down at Old Trafford and that it would be fitting given our embarrassing record against them in the Premier League. They're actually pretty poor and even when they win it's by the odd goal and not very convincing. So in that case, 4-0 to them. We go down in style and the conga line gets longer in the away end as their goals go in.
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5-0.
Van Gaal to lobby the FA for them to play us in the remaining other 5 games after Saturday.
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I'm convinced we are going to get done by a double figure score before the season is out. My money is on this one or Arsenal. Them reeling from that spuds defeat, with a returning Rooney and us down before Kick Off sounds a recipe for chaos to me.
I'd happily take double figures at Old Trafford, if in exchange we relegated Newcastle at VP.
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Bookies being tight... Manure to win with a 2 goal handicap only 13/8.
Got 5/1 v Chelsea!
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I'm convinced we are going to get done by a double figure score before the season is out. My money is on this one or Arsenal. Them reeling from that spuds defeat, with a returning Rooney and us down before Kick Off sounds a recipe for chaos to me.
I'd happily take double figures at Old Trafford, if in exchange we relegated Newcastle at VP.
Why??.......
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0-0 until 40 minutes then Richardson will slice a clearance off Bacunas arse that hits Hutton on the head and Guzan punches it into his own net. After that the flood gates will open, 4 maybe 5 by 60 minutes and God knows how many by 90.
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Bring back Pat McMahon,Bruce,Andy and Chico. We will take them apart!
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6-0 - with Manure playing the last 30 mins at walking pace whilst retaining exclusive possession.
Meh.
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I'm convinced we are going to get done by a double figure score before the season is out. My money is on this one or Arsenal. Them reeling from that spuds defeat, with a returning Rooney and us down before Kick Off sounds a recipe for chaos to me.
I'd happily take double figures at Old Trafford, if in exchange we relegated Newcastle at VP.
Really? People are becoming slightly obsessed with Newcastle.
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Newcastle will be competition for us next season if they're down there with us. They'll have as much clout and pulling power when it comes to trying to sign players. I'd rather Norwich come down I think.
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Depends how much cash they've got. By the sounds of it, "not a lot!".
The only thing I will miss about this fixture is that I can be home inside 20 minutes. At least I wont suffer the same level of increasing rage walking to the ground at anywhere next season.
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I'm convinced we are going to get done by a double figure score before the season is out. My money is on this one or Arsenal. Them reeling from that spuds defeat, with a returning Rooney and us down before Kick Off sounds a recipe for chaos to me.
I'd happily take double figures at Old Trafford, if in exchange we relegated Newcastle at VP.
Really? People are becoming slightly obsessed with Newcastle.
For no apparent reason, i bear them no ill-will and certainly didn't/will not celebrate their relegation, i just dont get the animosity (a few) people suddenly have towards them.
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It's because Newcastle got all precious over the fact that we despatched them with wit and élan last time out. Since then, they've been salivating at the prospect of our demise, only for it to bite them on the arse in amusing fashion.
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I'm convinced we are going to get done by a double figure score before the season is out. My money is on this one or Arsenal. Them reeling from that spuds defeat, with a returning Rooney and us down before Kick Off sounds a recipe for chaos to me.
I'd happily take double figures at Old Trafford, if in exchange we relegated Newcastle at VP.
Really? People are becoming slightly obsessed with Newcastle.
For no apparent reason, i bear them no ill-will and certainly didn't/will not celebrate their relegation, i just dont get the animosity (a few) people suddenly have towards them.
Because they started some comedy hatred of us after we laughed at them years ago.
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For no apparent reason, i bear them no ill-will and certainly didn't/will not celebrate their relegation, i just dont get the animosity (a few) people suddenly have towards them.
I've had animosity ever since this
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/shearer-admits-to-tug-on-bosnich-1282923.html
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I can only go by the many mates of mine who have been Newcastle supporters for years (they hate the idiots that hang about outside St James Park even more than the rest of the world do), they don't give a fuck about Villa, apart from sometimes showing me some pity.
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I'm convinced we are going to get done by a double figure score before the season is out. My money is on this one or Arsenal. Them reeling from that spuds defeat, with a returning Rooney and us down before Kick Off sounds a recipe for chaos to me.
I'd happily take double figures at Old Trafford, if in exchange we relegated Newcastle at VP.
Really? People are becoming slightly obsessed with Newcastle.
For no apparent reason, i bear them no ill-will and certainly didn't/will not celebrate their relegation, i just dont get the animosity (a few) people suddenly have towards them.
Because they started some comedy hatred of us after we laughed at them years ago.
I'm fully aware of that, but it seems to be snowballing dangerously to the point where i can see some serious friction when we play them at VP which is a shame because were both in the same boat.
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Anybody who has been at St James' Park the past two season we've played up there and seen how they greet us when we come out the away end will be laughing their bollocks off when they come down with us.
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Anybody who has been at St James' Park the past two season we've played up there and seen how they greet us when we come out the away end will be laughing their bollocks off when they come down with us.
I was up there last season. How it didn't kick off downstairs after the game is anyone's guess.
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I think some of the hilarity may have been driven by the tide of hyperbole and bullshit from the media regarding Newcastle, particularly in the early days of the PL.
All that "everyones favourite second team", Tony Blair, Toon this, toon that and toon the fuckin' other, passionate loyal supporters, Mary Poppin's up front etc etc
It certainly seemed to be the inspiration for the Ant and Dec banner and the famous cynical nature of us Brummies does not react well to being told how big and how wonderful a club is when we already support one.
Of course, this is not the fans fault, but with the prospect of another shot of yet another crying Geordie in a replica shirt who can blame Villa fans for laughing like drains?
For the record I don't bear any ill to Newcastle, have always had a great time visiting and found the people to be friendly but their demise will raise a smile when I think of those angry "toon" fans who act so precious.
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They'll already be down by the time they visit B6.
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Anybody who has been at St James' Park the past two season we've played up there and seen how they greet us when we come out the away end will be laughing their bollocks off when they come down with us.
I was up there last season. How it didn't kick off downstairs after the game is anyone's guess.
This season there were more wearers of black Italian coats and leather gloves, so it escalated more quickly.
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Those cheeky bastards won't get an ounce of sympathy if they're down when they come here. They've been by far the most provocative bunch we've come across in recent years - and the fact that they allow their fans to congregate outside the away exits at the end says a lot about the club's attitude too.
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There are plenty of their match going support who still harbour hatred towards us for laughing when the overhyped wankers went last time.
They were wanking themselves silly on the message boards over Christmas about how they will party like it is 1999 when they relegate us at Villa Park.
Fuck 'em. I will laugh my balls off if they go down at Villa Park again.
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3-0
Pearson 2
Macari
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Lets lighten the mood,
On Saturday I am 60,an unbelievable event for someone who has always considered himself as akin to Peter Pan.
Although this event has been coming for 60 years, I started considering it about a year ago.
Some people have big parties, travel to Katmandu or contemplate what could have been.
When the fixture list was issued, I knew what I would do. I am going to travel 9300KM To see my beloved Villa relegated, although seeing us relegated did not feature in the initial plan.
It then got me thinking, I could be a fucking jinx.
The first season I clearly remember was 66/67 last home game of the season lost 4- to Everton. Relegated !
By the time we were scraping the barrel of the 2nd division, I was a regular. last game at home to S.utd we won 1.0 but went down. I was there, at least I was not alone 3rd biggest crowd of the season 32,000 I thing we gave the lads a great send off, and the Phoenix rose from Div 3.
I was not around in 87 when we went down, but watched it from afar.
So on Saturday if you are at old trafford look for , a reasonably fit if not a bit overweight grey haired old steamer with a 70,s Villa shirt on who will be screaming his lungs out for the boys in claret and blue.
Any one who fancies popping into the Windsor later in the evening can give me a hug and I will buy them a pint.
It could get a bit noisy later on.
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Good on you Steamer!
4-0 to them...
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All the best Steamer
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Have a great day, sorry but the boys will lose 3-1 and put us out of our misery. Anyway onwards and upwards. All the best Steamer
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I'd honestly play a few of the kids on Saturday. Not all of them obviously, but maybe Green, Davies, Hale and Lyden. Give them a chance to play there and it'll maybe wet their appetite to help us get back up.
Have a good day Steamer, i'll look out for you if I remember (which I probably won't).
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I'd honestly play a few of the kids on Saturday. Not all of them obviously, but maybe Green, Davies, Hale and Lyden. Give them a chance to play there and it'll maybe wet their appetite to help us get back up.
Have a good day Steamer, i'll look out for you if I remember (which I probably won't).
Unless he was injured, I can only think Lyden got dragged for falling hook, line and sinker for that Bournemouth corner. Can't see him starting again tbh.
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I'd honestly play a few of the kids on Saturday. Not all of them obviously, but maybe Green, Davies, Hale and Lyden. Give them a chance to play there and it'll maybe wet their appetite to help us get back up.
Have a good day Steamer, i'll look out for you if I remember (which I probably won't).
Unless he was injured, I can only think Lyden got dragged for falling hook, line and sinker for that Bournemouth corner. Can't see him starting again tbh.
if we dropped every player that made a defensive mistake this season we would need squad of about 200
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We go with a whimper, not a shout. Whatever disgust is levelled at the team is deserved. We vent our spleens and get over it and have something to look forward to. I know from my business it's almost impossible the change the culture of an organisation without determination from the top and I've seen so many gone by staff having too much influence because they were badly managed - sad as it really isn't difficult to reach out and have a go. Most high managers would like to make a stamp but also keep what's good - it's not hard - I believe you have to buy people who know better than running around a lot - and organise a team, where a manager is boss. How hard can it be?
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8-0
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;D
Bandwagon Jumpers !
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We are cr@p...but so is Man Utd.
If Remi got one thing nearly right it is what our
perpetual caretaker can actually do - and build on...
Solidify.
We can't score, true.
But the ex-nose coach needs "something" on his CV before he slips into Everton / Norwich / QPR etc etc as the "Temp" asst coach 8)
Man Utd - 0
Villa - 0
May be his CV highpoint :D
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;D
Bandwagon Jumpers !
:D
We are cr@p...but so is Man Utd.
If Remi got one thing nearly right it is what our
perpetual caretaker can actually do - and build on...
Solidify.
We can't score, true.
But the ex-nose coach needs "something" on his CV before he slips into Everton / Norwich / QPR etc etc as the "Temp" asst coach 8)
Man Utd - 0
Villa - 0
May be his CV highpoint :D
There's about as much chance of this being 0-0 as there is of you writing your next post properly.
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We are going to scab a win, it has to happen sometime! Gabby to double his tally for the year to a mighty 2 goals.
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Steamer - have a great day
Sorry to say at least 5-0 to them
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We are going to scab a win, it has to happen sometime! Gabby to double his tally for the year to a mighty 2 goals.
and Van Gaal gone by 5pm :)
UTV
The Doc
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Knowing Villa, we will be relegated before kick-off and go and win this.
I'm going to put money on us anyway.
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Knowing Villa, we will be relegated before kick-off and go and win this.
I'm going to put money on us anyway.
Yep, can't even do getting relegated properly. And it would be just typical.
0-3. One each for Agbonlahor, Richards and Ayew. All assists from Bacuna.
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I hope Norwich lose earlier so at least we can relegate ourselves .
"Down when we want. Down when we wanttt. We're Aston Villa, we go down when we want".
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The usual 3-0 loss and for sure we'll see this fella...
(http://i1.irishmirror.ie/incoming/article4548818.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Grim-Reaper.jpg)
Our next manager has met him before:
(http://gms.cachefly.net/images/8aaf90c06501cbad546f4b12e3a7dd2b/960.jpg)
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Just like the eleven that have let us down all season , Don't give a sh!t and cant be bothered.
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Keep us singing Steamer hope someone scores a screamer for Villa for your birthday
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The way the two forwards played last night at West Ham I can see them tearing us apart.
Get set for the worst, most shambolic humiliation so far from this shambles of a football club.
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Get set for the worst, most shambolic humiliation so far from this shambles of a football club.
Until we play Arsenal.
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The way the two forwards played last night at West Ham I can see them tearing us apart.
Get set for the worst, most shambolic humiliation so far from this shambles of a football club.
They've got a foetus leading the line for them and banging in goals. I really hope Eric Black pulls his fucking finger out and starts dropping players with no future here. Play Green. Bring in some more kids and let them get game time.
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I put £10 on Villa winning at 12/1
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0-4
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The home win/draw/away win should be replaced by concede less than 4/concede exactly 4/concede more than 4.
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5-0 to Yanited!
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Be nice to win just show how crap Van G is but it won't be the case. We are villa and will fold within 2 mins after half time - 3-0 to them...
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I would play:
Bunn
Richards (groan. Reluctantly)
Okore
Lescott
Cissokho (the whole back 5 reluctantly to be honest).
Lyden
Gana
Grealish
Ayew
Traore
Gestede
4-2-3-1
Ayew playing second striker, switching with Grealish on the left occasionally. Bang crosses in to Gestede from both sides.
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This would be my starting line up:
GK...Me
RB...Cheltenhamlion
RCB...Jon Croft
LCB...Chris Jameson
LB...Cdbullyweefan
RMF...Villa in Denmark
CM...Dave Cooper Please
LMF...Peter W
RW...Frankmosswasmyuncle
CF...Dave Woodhall
LW...Peterwithesshin
Subs...Everyone else
We'd probably concede less than whatever turns out on Saturday.
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Man U 3-1 Villa
Stapleton
Brazil
Duxbury
Rideout
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The way the two forwards played last night at West Ham I can see them tearing us apart.
Get set for the worst, most shambolic humiliation so far from this shambles of a football club.
Yeah I was impressed by Rashford and thought that if Gabby goes we should sign him. I think if Gabby stays though I wouldn't because they are too similar.
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Considering how the inaugural Premier League season played out it would perhaps be fitting if the final nail was banged home with us one up on 90 minutes and then losing two goals in "Fergie Time". However, as it so happens I reckon we'll be down before kick off and be trounced 4-0.
The irony I will cling on to when the Mancs around where I will be sitting are taking the piss, is that they'll be waving goodbye to an all but guaranteed six points a season.
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I'd honestly just rather not turn up and take the automatic 3-0 and fine than play the 90 minutes which are going to be very painful.
IMO Norwich won't lose so at least United won't have the "honour" of relegating us during the game.
Can't think of a much more appropriate place to get relegated than Old Trafford though. This is one fixture I will not miss from the list next season.
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Anybody who has been at St James' Park the past two season we've played up there and seen how they greet us when we come out the away end will be laughing their bollocks off when they come down with us.
I was up there last season. How it didn't kick off downstairs after the game is anyone's guess.
This thread is on one of their more prominent forums....
http://www.nufc-forum.com/nufcforum/index.php?topic=57912.0
Hate us more than Sunderland really, plenty of other clubs fans would've celebrated like us that day. I'm sure Old Trafford have plenty of piss take chants at the ready, it's what football is about really.
It would be brilliant if they went down at Villa Park AGAIN although would probably get quite lively after the game with all the emotion of our last top flight home game for probably a few years. Only thing I'm looking forward to for rest of the season.
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What has happened to Veretout since Black took over?
How Bacuna gets a game in front of him is madness. I would like to see him played in a deeper role alongside Gana, with Grealish in front of them, with Green and Traore out wide and Gestede up front. Just have a fucking go.
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What has happened to Veretout since Black took over?
How Bacuna gets a game in front of him is madness. I would like to see him played in a deeper role alongside Gana, with Grealish in front of them, with Green and Traore out wide and Gestede up front. Just have a fucking go.
F**k Gestede off in that team and play Ayew.
4 - 1, Ayew for us. Rashford hat trick and Rooney.
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This will get messy. They've got youth and pace. Our lot couldn't give a fuck so even if we're already down they won't play with any freedom or anything.
Bunch of wankers.
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This would be my starting line up:
GK...Me
RB...Cheltenhamlion
RCB...Jon Croft
LCB...Chris Jameson
LB...Cdbullyweefan
RMF...Villa in Denmark
CM...Dave Cooper Please
LMF...Peter W
RW...Frankmosswasmyuncle
CF...Dave Woodhall
LW...Peterwithesshin
Subs...Everyone else
We'd probably concede less than whatever turns out on Saturday.
I was always more of a centre half but I'm willing to play out of position to help the cause.
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This would be my starting line up:
GK...Me
RB...Cheltenhamlion
RCB...Jon Croft
LCB...Chris Jameson
LB...Cdbullyweefan
RMF...Villa in Denmark
CM...Dave Cooper Please
LMF...Peter W
RW...Frankmosswasmyuncle
CF...Dave Woodhall
LW...Peterwithesshin
Subs...Everyone else
We'd probably concede less than whatever turns out on Saturday.
I was always more of a centre half but I'm willing to play out of position to help the cause.
Has anyone been left out for being fat?
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I was reading somewhere the other day that "Webcam" has not scored for them for a year now. Villa just the team you would want to be playing against to get that monkey off your back .The annual 4-0 thrashing
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This would be my starting line up:
This would be my starting line up:
Has anyone been left out for being fat?
Me. I was down as sub but had too much plums and custard last night. It was very nice though. I always liked plums and custard.
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This would be my starting line up:
GK...Me
RB...Cheltenhamlion
RCB...Jon Croft
LCB...Chris Jameson
LB...Cdbullyweefan
RMF...Villa in Denmark
CM...Dave Cooper Please
LMF...Peter W
RW...Frankmosswasmyuncle
CF...Dave Woodhall
LW...Peterwithesshin
Subs...Everyone else
We'd probably concede less than whatever turns out on Saturday.
I was always more of a centre half but I'm willing to play out of position to help the cause.
Happy to swap Dave, although I'm 6 foot 3 I really don't like heading the ball.
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This would be my starting line up:
GK...Me
RB...Cheltenhamlion
RCB...Jon Croft
LCB...Chris Jameson
LB...Cdbullyweefan
RMF...Villa in Denmark
CM...Dave Cooper Please
LMF...Peter W
RW...Frankmosswasmyuncle
CF...Dave Woodhall
LW...Peterwithesshin
Subs...Everyone else
We'd probably concede less than whatever turns out on Saturday.
I was always more of a centre half but I'm willing to play out of position to help the cause.
Happy to swap Dave, although I'm 6 foot 3 I really don't like heading the ball.
Hated heading the ball.. I used to hide in plain sight. Make it look like I was going for the ball but always be out-jumped by my opponent. The only times it didn't work out was when my opponent had the same notion. So we'd both suffer the humiliation of being barked at by everyone for letting the ball bounce as we pathetically pretended to be fighting to get there first. I'd just shrug. No intention of heading that thing. My general attitude of can't be arsed, "how long left Ref?" would fit right in this season. Role model.
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It'll be the usual 3-0/4-0 thrashing - would like to see Black at least attempt to win it but fear he'll be looking to go down the avoid getting twatted approach... and failing miserably
Would like to see Bunn/Hutton/Okore/Clark/Cissokho/Gana/Westwood/Grealish/Ayew/Traore/Gestede but fear we'll be watching the likes of Guzan, Richards, Lescott, Richardson and Bacunarsewipe again
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Hated heading the ball.. I used to hide in plain sight. Make it look like I was going for the ball but always be out-jumped by my opponent.
When our keeper had it I would make sure I was out wide and in the unlikely event of it heading my way would only get it on the first bounce at least. I was once told to guard the near post at a corner and ducked when it came like a rocket, thought I heard a shout of leave it!
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Only five instruments of torture left. Home win.
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I went for 7-0 in the predictions league.
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Five nil to the red n white shite
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Hopefully utd will declare at 5.
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I'm unavailable tomorrow. Feel quite tired and got to clean the bathroom and call into town, anybody able to play left side of the centre of defence in my place please? Not you Richards...
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Wouldn't it make a refreshing change if tomorrow the 11 played with pride. If they gave 100% and ran till they dropped I could happily live with any result.
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Can I just warn any Villa fans travelling to OT tomorrow DON'T start blubbing if/when we get relegated because you WILL be picked up by the cameras and you WILL be featured on small heath or ollbeyun forums gloating over it and you WILL be on Facebook etc.
Don't give them wankers the satisfaction. We're better than that. VTID
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4-1 to them.
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Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Agbonlahor
He's the size of a truck, the size of a truuuuck!
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Good luck to anyone off to OT tomorrow at least take solace in the fact we won't have to go there again for at least a year. Get the champagne and balloons out kids.
Will be usual shite, play ok, miss a great chance early on, concede a soft goal before half time, some academy star off the bench will make sure with a worldy in the second half. Bacuna will concede penalty and get sent off deliberately late on.
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Atmosphere should be cracking in our end tomorrow. Hope "Always look on the bright side of life" and "We'll meet again" get an airing.
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And dont forget the platinum selling "my garden shed" - the mancs love that one.
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I don't miss many games in a season, just for weddings, funerals or working abroad, but I can't raise the interest or the energy to go to this one and have sold my ticket. It isn't that we'll lose - I've seen plenty of defeats over the past 60 years - it's that we'll lose without a fight and without pride. No other relegated Villa team has surrendered so abjectly as this one.
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It'll be 4-0.
BC54 VFC is poorly (the car not me!) :( and won't be able to take me there tomorrow. I'll therefore have to take the wife's car and the last time that happened was last May - we lost 4-0 at Wembley!
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Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Agbonlahor
He's the size of a truck, the size of a truuuuck!
or.......
he's fat as fuuk he's fat as fuuuuuuk
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Be warned, you wear a half and half scarf near me tomorrow and I will choke you with it.
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Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Agbonlahor
He's the size of a truck, the size of a truuuuck!
or.......
he's fat as fuuk he's fat as fuuuuuuk
We want a doctor's note, we want a doctor's note...
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6-1
Birtles 2
Buchan 2
Barnes 1
Blavkmore 1
Norton for us
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6-1
Birtles 2
Buchan 2
Barnes 1
Blavkmore 1
Norton for us
He's on the telly at the moment.
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Not a prayer against this lot, could be a total annihilation if they are up for it.
5-0 to them, Rashford 2,Rooney 2 and a De Gea total fluke of a goal kicked from his own box into ours, ball bounces over Guzans head and goes in, just to sum our season up.
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Is Black on something or having a laugh when he talks about post relegation anarchy and de-motivation from the players? What would he call the actions of a player who has seen off 2 managers and now a caretaker on £65k a week for doing nothing? What is fatgate, chewing gumgate, swearing at//laughing at/offering out Villa fans/reminding Villa fans of the money they earn by rubbing their fingers together or tweeting photos of expensive cars if it's not anarchy/demotivation? Not to mention sulking on the pitch (richards), delusions of CL grandeur (bacuna), 3 wins in 33/34 games etc.etc. When we are relegated today (not if) a contributory factor will be that the players have been in a state of anarchy and de-motivation ALL season! Post relegation will be an opportunity for them to party in manchester, now their end of season awards has been cancelled (Dubai will be too far away). They already know where to party there, after heavy defeats! Those fans going today, sing about our club (not the current team) with pride and humour and f-ck the f-ckers!
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Where are people drinking today? I think we will lucky to lose under 5.
If we had one or two gritters in the frame of Hutton I would put some money down but we don't.
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"caretaker on £65k a week for doing nothing?" we are never paying Black much are we?
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Idavfc4eva-Been on the fizzy drinks already?? Keep up the good humour!
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Rooney's going to get the perfect training game today to get him up to speed for proper football.
6-0 them.
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just been doing my Sky Soccer Six predictions and the wider world have so far come up with -
Man Utd win 97%
draw 2%
Villa win 1%
Have to say I concur with the consensus.
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We are 15/1 on betfair at the moment to win today. I am not even tempted at those odds.
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This would be my starting line up:
GK...Me
RB...Cheltenhamlion
RCB...Jon Croft
LCB...Chris Jameson
LB...Cdbullyweefan
RMF...Villa in Denmark
CM...Dave Cooper Please
LMF...Peter W
RW...Frankmosswasmyuncle
CF...Dave Woodhall
LW...Peterwithesshin
Subs...Everyone else
We'd probably concede less than whatever turns out on Saturday.
Happy to be on the left as usual. :)
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We are 15/1 on betfair at the moment to win today. I am not even tempted at those odds.
Even Sunderland, Norwich or Newcastle I would have a few quid on, but Bacuna, Richards - big swerve.
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This would be my starting line up:
GK...Me
RB...Cheltenhamlion
RCB...Jon Croft
LCB...Chris Jameson
LB...Cdbullyweefan
RMF...Villa in Denmark
CM...Dave Cooper Please
LMF...Peter W
RW...Frankmosswasmyuncle
CF...Dave Woodhall
LW...Peterwithesshin
Subs...Everyone else
We'd probably concede less than whatever turns out on Saturday.
Happy to be on the left as usual. :)
I've got a verruca and a note from my Mum Sir.
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Just got £20 @ 2/1 on utd win with a -2 goal handicap...
You know the thing is I have never in my life,before this season, even contemplated backing against villa. I can't believe I'm doing it and what makes it worse is I don't feel bad about it
Thanks for that Villa it's a long hard road to forgiveness for the complete shite I've had to endure this year.
This is my 2nd time beting v Villa, last time against Chelsea was 5/1with -2 handicap
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This would be my starting line up:
GK...Me
RB...Cheltenhamlion
RCB...Jon Croft
LCB...Chris Jameson
LB...Cdbullyweefan
RMF...Villa in Denmark
CM...Dave Cooper Please
LMF...Peter W
RW...Frankmosswasmyuncle
CF...Dave Woodhall
LW...Peterwithesshin
Subs...Everyone else
We'd probably concede less than whatever turns out on Saturday.
Happy to be on the left as usual. :)
I've got a verruca and a note from my Mum Sir.
I'm gardening today, next week?
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I can't be violent towards someone over the fate of a football club but just let get me in the players car-park with a tube of super glue and there would be an awful lot of overpaid useless tossers wondering why their Porsche locks were sticking today - if they're capable of wondering anything. Thanks for wrecking a perfectly serviceable football club you irresponsible bunch of lazy cnuts.
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This would be my starting line up:
GK...Me
RB...Cheltenhamlion
RCB...Jon Croft
LCB...Chris Jameson
LB...Cdbullyweefan
RMF...Villa in Denmark
CM...Dave Cooper Please
LMF...Peter W
RW...Frankmosswasmyuncle
CF...Dave Woodhall
LW...Peterwithesshin
Subs...Everyone else
We'd probably concede less than whatever turns out on Saturday.
Happy to be on the left as usual. :)
I've got a verruca and a note from my Mum Sir.
I'm gardening today, next week?
Not sure if I'm meant to be on the bench
but I can't make it anyway. I have got a virus. I might be in Dubai to help me get better as the shisha there is much betterer.
Yours faithfully
Gabby,
Club captain and shining example to our youth academy.
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I've cleaned the bathroom this morning so can make it if really needed but only if I can be subbed at half time so I can go to Vinyl Exchange.
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Norwich's result wont relegate us, its all the other games that have done that.
Anyway, 5-1 to manure
Here's to a better season in the Champ.
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I'm just hoping it won't be a drubbing, but suspect that it will just be that.
Grim
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I was planning on totally ignoring this game and going to Warwick to watch Bromsgrove and actually enjoy a game again. Of course it's called off. Arse biscuits.
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Just got £20 @ 2/1 on utd win with a -2 goal handicap...
You know the thing is I have never in my life,before this season, even contemplated backing against villa. I can't believe I'm doing it and what makes it worse is I don't feel bad about it
Thanks for that Villa it's a long hard road to forgiveness for the complete shite I've had to endure this year.
This is my 2nd time beting v Villa, last time against Chelsea was 5/1with -2 handicap
I do it all the time. Emotional hedging. How much the Villa win is worth to me determines what I put on the opposition.
This season, betting against Villa has basically provided the best interest rates in the country. I wouldn't even call it gambling.
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On the bench again...pass the chewing gum, I got a game we can play
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It feels like everything I turn on the TV to watch football I either see Robbie bloody Savage or hear his whining voice talking shite.
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Deguello! Go out proud lads!
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A side picked to guarantee relegation.
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Wait 'till you all see the team......
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Richardson, Westwood,bacuna, Sinclair all starting today.
A fucking joke team, picked by a joke 'manager'.
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Has Eric Black learnt nothing?
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Fuck Eric Black. I hate the fucker, and each and every player he picks-clearly they don't deserve a place on the team, yet he keeps picking them. Cant we have him put down? c***s.
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What's the team?
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Wanker