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Title: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Legion on April 04, 2016, 08:43:03 AM
Saturday 9.4.16 3pm KO at the Factory of Absolute Shiteness

Just like the vast majority of our first team squad, I don't know why I'm bothering.

0-2.

Championship here we come.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: passport1 on April 04, 2016, 08:46:29 AM
Excellent opportunity to test ourselves against a team with championship players.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: CT on April 04, 2016, 08:46:32 AM
It's Hammer time.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: peter w on April 04, 2016, 08:57:16 AM
I think we should take time to applaud the team. Not many would have predicted that we would get to nearly mid-April before finally succumbing to relegation. Well done everyone involved and bloody good attempt. VTID.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on April 04, 2016, 09:23:53 AM
Getting relegated at home to Bournemouth. It would be a kindness at this point.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: CJ on April 04, 2016, 09:26:47 AM
A point, prolonging the agony for another week as Naarich lose
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: AV82EC on April 04, 2016, 09:28:30 AM
After Saturday's fun and games, I'm 50/50 about hacking it down the M6 again. Wallpaper stripping in my Dining Room is looking like the better option currently.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: andyh on April 04, 2016, 09:32:11 AM
I never WANT us to lose.
But, in this case I really don't want to prolong the agony.
We have accepted so much shit over the last few years. I accepted we would go down back in January.
So, I am more than prepared to lose on Saturday and put an end to this bloody charade of looking like a premier league team.

Routine 2-0 loss - Norwich to win.
Appoint the new manager on Mondayand the rebuild can start.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: russon on April 04, 2016, 09:42:56 AM
Chance to do the double over them. We'll lose 0-3 and Westwood will play a lot of square balls.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: FiveKenMcNaughts on April 04, 2016, 09:48:15 AM
Agreed. While never wanting to lose I kind of want us to go down next weekend.

a) No point prolonging the inevitable
b) Bournemouth away support will be more bearable than Man Utd's home support.
c) I kind of want a big blow off to let these players no exactly what I think. I am not someone who boo's Villa players, although this season I've no issue with people who do. I feel like Saturday will turn nasty and I think we might need that in order to just let the last two home games be almost enjoyable... particularly if Newcastle are in big trouble when they turn up.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Lobsterboy on April 04, 2016, 10:09:54 AM
I'm torn on this one - if Black picks a team similar to the one on Saturday then we'll lose comfortably and be relegated before The Grand National starts as all Bournemouth need to do is score first and we crumble

However, if he shows some balls/brains and drops some of the shit like Guzan, Lescott, Sanchez, Westwood and Gil and plays Bunn, Clark, Okore, Lyden, Grealish and Traore then I think we can win this one

Hutton being suspended is a mixed blessing in that it unfortunately necessitates one of Bacuna and/or Richards filling in at right back but at least means we are spared his comedy defending

On the plus side there's only another 7.5 hours of this rubbish to watch after next Saturday...
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: VinnieChase84 on April 04, 2016, 10:46:07 AM
In a very weird way i am really looking forward to going Saturday.
Agree with other posters that i never want us to lose, but i don't want this to carry on anymore. Just want it all to be official and done and dusted.

What i am intrigued about is what kind of reception our 'players' will get come the final whistle!? I think the majority are just numb to all this now and it will just be mooted boo's and renditions of "You're now fit to wear the shirt"

Roll on the rebuild and planning of trips to Rotherham on a friday night :-(

Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: saunders_heroes on April 04, 2016, 11:36:48 AM
I'm glad it's not on the telly.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: FiveKenMcNaughts on April 04, 2016, 11:41:12 AM
In a very weird way i am really looking forward to going Saturday.
Agree with other posters that i never want us to lose, but i don't want this to carry on anymore. Just want it all to be official and done and dusted.

What i am intrigued about is what kind of reception our 'players' will get come the final whistle!? I think the majority are just numb to all this now and it will just be mooted boo's and renditions of "You're now fit to wear the shirt"

Roll on the rebuild and planning of trips to Rotherham on a friday night :-(



I don't know... think if we are relegated on Saturday, it could get very very nasty. That said, the main culprits will be down the tunnel before you can blink.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: RussellC on April 04, 2016, 11:46:04 AM
I'm taking my 8-month old son to his first game on Saturday. If nothing else I'll be doing a good job of managing his expectations.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: RussellC on April 04, 2016, 11:55:11 AM
I mentioned on another thread, but I'm using this one to take my 8 month old son to his first game! If nothing else, I'm setting the bar fairly low for the rest of his Villa-supporting life, but I am starting to feel a bit guilty about it now!
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Legion on April 04, 2016, 11:57:59 AM
I think it might have been on your previous post!
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: RussellC on April 04, 2016, 12:00:38 PM
Whoops...!
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on April 04, 2016, 12:04:28 PM
We WILL lose, our players have given up and so have I, Let's put the final nail in the coffin and then beat newcastle 9-0
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on April 04, 2016, 12:05:19 PM
I'm taking my 8-month old son to his first game on Saturday. If nothing else I'll be doing a good job of managing his expectations.

Really? Are you mad?
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Legion on April 04, 2016, 12:11:59 PM
He's playing in goal.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on April 04, 2016, 12:13:15 PM
He's playing in goal.

Hmm we might win
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Meanwood Villa on April 04, 2016, 12:29:20 PM
This will be one of my infrequent visits to Villa Park and in a strange way I'd like relegation to be confirmed. The alternative, i.e. a draw or a win, would be dreamland by this season's standards. Knowing our luck we'll get hammered and so will Norwich.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 04, 2016, 12:30:01 PM
Routine humiliation.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: walsall villain on April 04, 2016, 12:34:19 PM
I'm going for a glorious draw, Perhaps a 1-1
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 04, 2016, 12:36:39 PM
The only side we can do the double over. We won't lose and Bournemouth will have the humiliation of not beating us this season. Southampton and Newcastle are the only other clubs that could have that dubious honour. If we count league games only as we lost to Saints in the cup.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Scully on April 04, 2016, 02:09:33 PM
If we are to get anything out of this game then we need to change everything, starting with our entrance music. It's embarrassing. We play music that invokes an image of God's entering an arena and then we get Billy Smart's Circus.
We should play something more appropriate like the Steptoe and Son or Laurel and Hardy theme tunes. We could all point and laugh instead of applauding. Shame them. Publicly humiliate them. They may just respond.

2-0 Win.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Jon Crofts on April 04, 2016, 02:22:43 PM
I think we will do a goal but only once 0-2 down and in the 83rd minute.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: mallo on April 04, 2016, 02:35:15 PM
We can't compete with the likes of Bournemouth. And this time it's not a joke.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Chris Jameson on April 04, 2016, 02:47:09 PM
Coming down with my son as a delayed birthday 'treat' for him. It will be the third visit this season, all under different managers and I always enjoy a trip to Villa Park with him but for the first time ever I'm looking forward to letting the likes of Richards, Lescott and in particular the gormless one (if he's selected) know what we think of them. Whilst I'd like to see Grealish, Traore and some of these mythical youngsters given a game I think those who have got us in this mess should be held up for public ridicule until relegation is confirmed.

Just hope the place that does churros and chocolate at the railway station haven't run out this time.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: CT Villan on April 04, 2016, 02:54:03 PM
I suspect that a fat lass will be in full voice by the end of the game...it may also be Gabby in a dress - my eyesight is not what it used to be.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: eamonn on April 04, 2016, 02:55:47 PM
Coming down with my son as a delayed birthday 'treat' for him. It will be the third visit this season, all under different managers and I always enjoy a trip to Villa Park with him but for the first time ever I'm looking forward to letting the likes of Richards, Lescott and in particular the gormless one (if he's selected) know what we think of them. Whilst I'd like to see Grealish, Traore and some of these mythical youngsters given a game I think those who have got us in this mess should be held up for public ridicule until relegation is confirmed.

Just hope the place that does churros and chocolate at the railway station haven't run out this time.

I hope Billy is used to bad language.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: PeterWithe on April 04, 2016, 02:59:24 PM
I leave the match when the opposition score their third goal without reply, I'd like to see the end of this game for once.

The Impossible Dream.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on April 04, 2016, 03:21:31 PM
(http://www.netbrawl.com/uploads/9fc985fdc968e575b1db36b0ae974ecd.jpg)
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Chris Jameson on April 04, 2016, 03:23:05 PM
Coming down with my son as a delayed birthday 'treat' for him. It will be the third visit this season, all under different managers and I always enjoy a trip to Villa Park with him but for the first time ever I'm looking forward to letting the likes of Richards, Lescott and in particular the gormless one (if he's selected) know what we think of them. Whilst I'd like to see Grealish, Traore and some of these mythical youngsters given a game I think those who have got us in this mess should be held up for public ridicule until relegation is confirmed.

Just hope the place that does churros and chocolate at the railway station haven't run out this time.

I hope Billy is used to bad language.

Think I'll make his real birthday 'treat' the opportunity to use all the new words he's picked up in year 8!
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on April 04, 2016, 03:23:33 PM
Where in the ground are you sitting Chris ?
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Chris Jameson on April 04, 2016, 03:27:47 PM
Family stand.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: darren woolley on April 04, 2016, 05:16:51 PM
2-1 Bournemouth.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: West Derby Villan on April 04, 2016, 05:46:38 PM
Agree with the previous posts, please let us be relegated and get it out of the way. We can concentrate on giving these wasters what they deserve. Once we are officially down we may get the new manager in, so that he can start the rebuilding process before the end of the season
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on April 04, 2016, 05:48:24 PM
Pretty exciting to be posting in a thread with "Final" in it.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Gregorys Boy on April 04, 2016, 05:49:54 PM
Draw.  Stay of exercution.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 04, 2016, 05:50:37 PM
I want us to win, we're relegated any way, doesn't really matter when it's mathematically confirmed we may as well 'enjoy' another win or two. Plus, I never want Villa to lose.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: clash city rocker on April 04, 2016, 06:03:26 PM
If we don't drop any defensive bollocks then I reckon we could get a win..listen to me...if we don't drop any defensive bollocks !  1-3 it is then.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Tayls_7 on April 04, 2016, 07:02:09 PM
If we don't drop any defensive bollocks then I reckon we could get a win..listen to me...if we don't drop any defensive bollocks !  1-3 it is then.

I'm confused.  :o
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: tomd2103 on April 04, 2016, 07:07:26 PM
Draw.  Stay of exercution.

It won't be if Norwich win will it?

Anyway, it will be quite ironic if Saturday is the game that relegates seeing as after our win there on the first day of the season many were tipping Bournemouth to go down and said they couldn't see where they were going to get wins from. 
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Steve67 on April 04, 2016, 07:40:59 PM
2-1 villa. 
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: peter w on April 04, 2016, 07:59:50 PM
Watched by 48 000 Or whatever the capacity is nowadays? Anyone know what the capac, nah don't worry.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: claret and blue blood on April 04, 2016, 08:09:14 PM
42k
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Des Little on April 04, 2016, 10:58:11 PM
Don't laugh, but I've got a good feeling about this one...we've beaten them once already this season and we surely can't go down having not done the double over any team?

Villa 1 Cherries 3
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Mossie Hennebry on April 05, 2016, 12:06:55 AM
I'd love to know what these managers get paid to do. Drop the lads that don't want to play and play the lads that do. Simples. We might get something from this game then. Villa are 5/2, at home, and depending on what the starting 11 looks like,I might have some of that.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: OzVilla on April 05, 2016, 07:22:46 AM
I'm sorry but this lot couldn't beat an egg at the moment. A comfortable 0-2 defeat.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: DaveD on April 05, 2016, 07:56:55 AM
Pretty exciting to be posting in a thread with "Final" in it.

We'll probably get beat 4-0 again though.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: olaftab on April 05, 2016, 08:01:31 AM
This is the match I have selected to take a couple of youngsters to their first at Villa Park outing as part of tickets for schools initiative. Do you think it's a good idea?
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Des Little on April 05, 2016, 08:14:44 AM
This is the match I have selected to take a couple of youngsters to their first at Villa Park outing as part of tickets for schools initiative. Do you think it's a good idea?

No. It could be construed as child cruelty
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Mortimer's Bear on April 05, 2016, 08:44:32 AM
I don't think we'll be relegated on Saturday, I think that will come the following week at Old Trafford.

2-1 home win, met with much apathy.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Chris Jameson on April 05, 2016, 09:26:57 AM
This is the match I have selected to take a couple of youngsters to their first at Villa Park outing as part of tickets for schools initiative. Do you think it's a good idea?

If it's their first match there is a good chance they will be Bournemouth fans by 5.00pm on Saturday.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on April 05, 2016, 10:37:14 AM
Family stand.

I'm behind the dugout. I'll try to pop over and say hello
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: David_Nab on April 05, 2016, 12:43:53 PM
All out attack fuck it

Guzan

Bacuna Okore Lescott Cissoko
Gana Westwood
Traore Grealish Ayew
Gestede
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: levico on April 05, 2016, 12:53:24 PM
Nah. Destined to lose all remaining matches maybe with the exception of Newcastle when we might get a point.

0-2
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: preston28 on April 05, 2016, 12:55:06 PM
0-2 defeat and finally some relief as relegation is confirmed as we turn our optimisim toward August 2016 with a new Board, new manager, new league, new away grounds to go to, new signings, new teams to watch at VP, a new kit and new hope of a successful season.

Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: The Edge on April 05, 2016, 01:58:28 PM
I'm taking my 8-month old son to his first game on Saturday. If nothing else I'll be doing a good job of managing his expectations.
Lol.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: The Edge on April 05, 2016, 02:04:16 PM
If we are to get anything out of this game then we need to change everything, starting with our entrance music. It's embarrassing. We play music that invokes an image of God's entering an arena and then we get Billy Smart's Circus.
We should play something more appropriate like the Steptoe and Son or Laurel and Hardy theme tunes. We could all point and laugh instead of applauding. Shame them. Publicly humiliate them. They may just respond.

2-0 Win.
I like this.
How about the theme from On The Buses? (as used by talksport on clips of the week)
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Godfrey Brian on April 05, 2016, 02:12:43 PM
If we are to get anything out of this game then we need to change everything, starting with our entrance music. It's embarrassing. We play music that invokes an image of God's entering an arena and then we get Billy Smart's Circus.
We should play something more appropriate like the Steptoe and Son or Laurel and Hardy theme tunes. We could all point and laugh instead of applauding. Shame them. Publicly humiliate them. They may just respond.

2-0 Win.
I like this.
How about the theme from On The Buses? (as used by talksport on clips of the week)

I'd go for the closing 'Benny Hill' tune. Guzan can lead them out in double time and they can all slap him on the head.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: The Edge on April 05, 2016, 02:21:31 PM
If we are to get anything out of this game then we need to change everything, starting with our entrance music. It's embarrassing. We play music that invokes an image of God's entering an arena and then we get Billy Smart's Circus.
We should play something more appropriate like the Steptoe and Son or Laurel and Hardy theme tunes. We could all point and laugh instead of applauding. Shame them. Publicly humiliate them. They may just respond.

2-0 Win.
I like this.
How about the theme from On The Buses? (as used by talksport on clips of the week)

I'd go for the closing 'Benny Hill' tune. Guzan can lead them out in double time and they can all slap him on the head.
Does anyone know how to start a poll? A petition could also be handed into the club requesting our new "theme tune" to be played as chosen by the masses.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Des Little on April 05, 2016, 03:18:20 PM
It needs to be something we can all boo along to
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on April 05, 2016, 03:44:00 PM
The theme from The Dam Busters can be booed along to quite easily.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 05, 2016, 03:52:50 PM
Booooooooooooo there he is, boooooooooooooooo there he is, boooooooooooooo there he is. Booooooooo there he is.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: rob_bridge on April 05, 2016, 04:04:15 PM
0-4

Appy Arry to take credit as he managed them in the past.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: joe_c on April 05, 2016, 05:30:23 PM
It needs to be something we can all boo along to

Keep Right On?
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Des Little on April 05, 2016, 05:52:01 PM
It needs to be something we can all boo along to

Keep Right On?

I've just been sick in my mouth
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Deano's Mullet on April 05, 2016, 07:38:36 PM
Make changes to the team and you never know. Play the usual suspects and inevitable defeat.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: The Edge on April 05, 2016, 07:40:40 PM
It needs to be something we can all boo along to

Keep Right On?
I'm rarely stuck for words but...........
What the fuck?

Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: LukeJames on April 05, 2016, 08:23:35 PM
If we do the double over Bournemouth then they need to take a long hard look a themselves. We won't of course.
1-2, hopefully Norwhich get what they need and it can finally be confirmed.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Lizz on April 05, 2016, 09:28:04 PM
This is the match I have selected to take a couple of youngsters to their first at Villa Park outing as part of tickets for schools initiative. Do you think it's a good idea?

Yes, it's a form of character building.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: HolmesyVilla on April 05, 2016, 09:29:01 PM
I think we will find out after this game which players want to play for the mighty Villa and which don't. I want Jack to flourish but I'd also love to fear in the eyes of some of our other 1st teamers.
Yes Saturday will be the day we see who is with us and who isn't
UTV SOTC
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: auntiesledd on April 05, 2016, 10:02:47 PM

B-Muff 2-0 & a less than warm welcome to relegated status to those still left at the end. Bag o' shite.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: SoccerHQ on April 05, 2016, 11:36:57 PM
Bournemouth are decent.

1-4.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: saunders_heroes on April 05, 2016, 11:55:27 PM
What's the club's record for successive defeats? We can't be far off that now, surely?
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 05, 2016, 11:58:50 PM
What's the club's record for successive defeats? We can't be far off that now, surely?

11.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: adrenachrome on April 06, 2016, 12:32:19 AM
What's the club's record for successive defeats? We can't be far off that now, surely?

11.

I thought you were going to say twelvety.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Chris Jameson on April 06, 2016, 10:28:30 AM
3-0 down with 10 minutes remaining and Black sends Agbonlahor on to a level of abuse never heard at Villa Park previously from the few that remain. In the 89th minute an attempted clearance at a corner hits his fat arse and loops over the keeper, he 'celebrates' by 'shushing' the Holte End and whips out his phone to take a selfie of himself looking angry and gormless with the hashtag #forthehaterz

He is immediately hailed as the man to build a new team around.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: sid1964 on April 06, 2016, 10:47:51 AM
If memory serves me right, the last time we were relegated, it was confirmed after losing to man united

Think we will score Saturday, and not lose 1all for me, and then the big R will be confirmed the following week

After that our theme tune should be "the only way is up"  can't remember the group who sang it. But I am getting on in years!!!


Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Legion on April 06, 2016, 10:48:49 AM
Yazz
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 06, 2016, 10:51:53 AM
If memory serves me right, the last time we were relegated, it was confirmed after losing to man united

Wasn't it Sheffield Wednesday?
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: AV82EC on April 06, 2016, 11:48:50 AM
Yazz

What about the Plastic Population?
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on April 06, 2016, 11:49:00 AM
Win two tickets

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/apr/05/win-home-tickets-to-aston-villa-v-bournemouth-in-the-premier-league
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Chris Jameson on April 06, 2016, 11:56:19 AM
Win two tickets

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/apr/05/win-home-tickets-to-aston-villa-v-bournemouth-in-the-premier-league

Second prize, two tickets for two home games, third prize two tickets for remaining home games etc.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Dr Butler on April 06, 2016, 03:23:55 PM
Yazz

What about the Plastic Population?

what about the stonking original Northern Soul version ? oh and a one nil defeat :(



UTV
The Doc
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Stinkin_Thinkin on April 06, 2016, 03:54:19 PM
I've got a feeling we won't lose this one. So nil nil draw
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on April 06, 2016, 04:59:36 PM
2-0 home win.

Too little, too late.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: manic-road on April 06, 2016, 05:43:31 PM
1-2 home loss.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Big Dick Edwards on April 06, 2016, 05:48:18 PM
I can't see us getting another point this season. Certainly not a win.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: peter w on April 06, 2016, 05:58:25 PM
2-0 home win.

Too little, too late.

Sir Bri will score a brace? not that far-fetched.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: SirSteveUK on April 06, 2016, 06:30:27 PM
I'm glad it's not on the telly.

NBC are showing it over here - as in No Bloody Clue
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Pete3206 on April 06, 2016, 08:05:33 PM
1-2 home loss.

A goal for us?
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Villafirst on April 06, 2016, 10:09:26 PM
Play Adama & Andre Green on the flanks, Gestede up front.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Matt C on April 07, 2016, 04:26:28 AM
I don't think we'll be relegated on Saturday, I think that will come the following week at Old Trafford.

Me too. And then in a twist or irony, we'll appoint their former manager.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: VancouverLion on April 07, 2016, 06:00:14 AM
1-0 we're Aston Villa innit.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: olaftab on April 07, 2016, 06:04:50 AM
Not so long ago we could compete with teams like AFC Bournemouth.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Chris Harte on April 07, 2016, 10:13:27 AM
We'll lose on Saturday. Will it be 0-1? Or maybe 0-4? To be fair the margin won't matter. Even if Norwich don't pick up a point at Palace to condemn us there and then, we'll run out of games the week after at Man. United where, ironically, I don't think we've won since a current villain of the piece (Agbonlahor) scored the only goal with a header back in, was it 2009?
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: andyh on April 07, 2016, 12:39:27 PM
Play Adama & Andre Green on the flanks, Gestede up front.
There is something to be said for playing all of the dross that us put in this position in the first place. Especially at home. Let those fuckers face the music.

Keep the youngsters out until after its all confirmed, then 'give them their heads' as we used to say.

Guzan
Okore, Richards, Lescott, Richardson
Bacuna, Westwood, Gana, vertoute
Agbonlahor, Sinclair

It's not entirely fair on okore, Gana or vertoute, but there are no other tossers to put in, and they have been pretty shit on the whole anyway.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Lsvilla on April 07, 2016, 12:46:14 PM
Play Adama & Andre Green on the flanks, Gestede up front.
There is something to be said for playing all of the dross that us put in this position in the first place. Especially at home. Let those fuckers face the music.

This. I'd even have N'Zogbia in the 18 just so he can cop it when (pretending to be) warming up on the touchline
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: andyh on April 07, 2016, 12:51:54 PM
AND, I'd make Bacuna captain!
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: AVH87 on April 07, 2016, 12:54:43 PM
45% think we'll get something, I'm not convinced, Bournemouth are a competent side and knock the ball around really well under Howe.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: PaulTheVillan on April 07, 2016, 01:24:56 PM
Let's get beat and just get it over with
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Chris Harte on April 07, 2016, 01:32:54 PM
This. I'd even have N'Zogbia in the 18 just so he can cop it when (pretending to be) warming up on the touchline
I'd stick that ****** in goal if it wasn't for Guzan.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on April 07, 2016, 02:36:05 PM
This. I'd even have N'Zogbia in the 18 just so he can cop it when (pretending to be) warming up on the touchline

I'd have had him in the squad every game. Made to warm up in the rain every game
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on April 07, 2016, 02:36:54 PM
AND, I'd make Bacuna captain!

Practice for when he takes over from Iniesta next season
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: peter w on April 07, 2016, 03:56:17 PM
Guzan

Bacuna


oh fuck it, can't be bothered.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Des Little on April 07, 2016, 04:25:08 PM
This. I'd even have N'Zogbia in the 18 just so he can cop it when (pretending to be) warming up on the touchline
I'd stick that c*** in goal if it wasn't for Guzan.

He can't do any worse than our esteemed goalkeeper
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Fin Feds Dad on April 07, 2016, 04:42:08 PM
Their reserves almost beat us last year in the cup & we had two decent players then.

0-2
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: The Edge on April 07, 2016, 07:09:13 PM
Yazz

What about the Plastic Population?
They're busy supporting Man Utd & Chelski
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on April 07, 2016, 09:32:16 PM
AND, I'd make Bacuna captain!

I'd have Vertoute as captain until the end of the season. He works his balls off, shows pride in wearing the shirt and it would be a beautiful two finger salute to our pathetic twat of a captain.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: preston28 on April 07, 2016, 10:02:07 PM
Family stand.

I'm there too with my 6 &17 year old!
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: PGW on April 07, 2016, 10:11:24 PM
I dont know whether i'm fortunate or unfortunate to miss this one, i hope we don't lose and lose our place this week as i'm absent.
I'm down in London at O2 Arena for Joshua fight, particularly hope i'm not doubly disappointed.

So Villa and Joshua to win.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: tomd2103 on April 07, 2016, 11:31:46 PM
AND, I'd make Bacuna captain!

I'd have Vertoute as captain until the end of the season. He works his balls off, shows pride in wearing the shirt and it would be a beautiful two finger salute to our pathetic twat of a captain.

To be honest, I thought Veretout's effort levels against Swansea were pathetic and wasn't surprised to see him dropped to the bench for the Chelsea game.  Shame because I think he is a talented player.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: alftitimus on April 08, 2016, 12:17:46 AM
A Draw imo.
And 0-0.

We can't score, but under the ex-bluenose-Black, we can be stubborner.
Like Bruce.
We'll get tighter in defence.
But not score....unless Westwood puts in a curler from his corner.
Yeah!

I think my brain is turning to liquid  :(
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: pooligan on April 08, 2016, 06:41:39 AM
I expect Black to pick more or less the pathetic lot who took to the field against Chelsea .So i can not see anything other than the routine defeat .2-0 to the Cherries
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: andyh on April 08, 2016, 07:26:18 AM
It's been death by a thousand cuts over 4 years now.
I just hope the fatal one comes quickly.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: curlytailavfc on April 08, 2016, 07:49:15 AM
Anyone going?
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Des Little on April 08, 2016, 07:57:55 AM
I'll be there. Mate's birthday so beers before and after. It's the only way to get through games these days.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Steve kirk on April 08, 2016, 08:25:27 AM
2-1 Villa, Canaries to lose and we officially drop at Old Trafford
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Dr Butler on April 08, 2016, 09:02:23 AM
that gink Lawro vs Jockey Leighton Aspell

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35977759

UTV
The Doc
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Tony Erdington on April 08, 2016, 09:13:30 AM
I'll be there. Mate's birthday so beers before and after. It's the only way to get through games these days.

These days??

that's been my mantra for a decade.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Tayls_7 on April 08, 2016, 09:34:40 AM
                   Not sure it matters

Lyden     Okore                   Clark (c)       Cisshoko

Green      Gueye               Veretout          Grealish

                Gestede          Ayew   
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Gregorys Boy on April 08, 2016, 10:13:39 AM
0-0 is actually possible if we put up any sort of positive effect.  I see Bournemouth dropping off the pace the last month of the season, and their passig style does lead to a defenisve approach from them sometimes.  There's a lot of IF's of course, but guess I'm just hopeing for a positive performance and result ;)
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: joecrow on April 08, 2016, 11:36:43 AM
Anyone going?
I'll be there with my granddaughter with the tickets for schools scheme. This will be here 5th game and she has yet to celebrate a goal, never mind a win. She looks forward to her half time hot chocolate more than the game itself.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Boz on April 08, 2016, 12:07:07 PM
Anyone going?
I'll be there with my granddaughter with the tickets for schools scheme. This will be here 5th game and she has yet to celebrate a goal, never mind a win. She looks forward to her half time hot chocolate more than the game itself.

Great, says it all about Villa this season when your granddaughter's highlight at B6 is a cup of chocolate. Perhaps this time she'll see a Villa goal and a drawn game.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: AV89 on April 08, 2016, 12:43:34 PM
Hope to God we don't see fans crying tomorrow if IT happens.

Take it like a man.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: in exile on April 08, 2016, 12:46:58 PM
Take it like a man.
I love it when you're masterful
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Walmley_Villa on April 08, 2016, 02:13:13 PM
Gabby called in 'sick' this morning and has been told by the club to report to the club doctor....
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on April 08, 2016, 02:14:24 PM
Hope to God we don't see fans crying tomorrow if IT happens.

Take it like a man.

Can't see why anyone would cry it's not like we haven't had months to get prepared for it.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: ADVILLAFAN on April 08, 2016, 03:47:05 PM
It may be a sign of madness, but I'm really looking forward to the football tomorrow.

Maybe it is because the pressure is off in a way and also I don't particularly dislike Bournemouth, even if their fans have an air of being daytrippers.

Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: in exile on April 08, 2016, 03:52:25 PM
I have a feeling the atmosphere could turn a little poisonous
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: West Derby Villan on April 08, 2016, 03:58:37 PM
A little?
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: in exile on April 08, 2016, 04:15:56 PM
A big little
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Chris Jameson on April 08, 2016, 04:24:13 PM
So our club captain has a 'virus' then?
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 08, 2016, 04:28:15 PM
I do hope it's nothing trivial.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 08, 2016, 04:43:04 PM
I hope Grealish, Traore and Kozak all start this weekend. Nothing at all to lose. Okore needs to be recalled with Veretout.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: The Edge on April 08, 2016, 05:37:35 PM
So our club captain has a 'virus' then?
Again! Fucking useless ball of lard stealing a living.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Villafirst on April 08, 2016, 05:38:16 PM
I hope Grealish, Traore and Kozak all start this weekend. Nothing at all to lose. Okore needs to be recalled with Veretout.

Kozak is out for the season with a fractured ankle. Hope Adama, Lyden and Green start. Probably still have Westwood and Bacuna starting! Why haven't Baker & Gardner been recalled?
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: GordonCowansisthegreatest on April 08, 2016, 05:41:51 PM
I hope Grealish, Traore and Kozak all start this weekend. Nothing at all to lose. Okore needs to be recalled with Veretout.

Kozak is out for the season with a fractured ankle. Hope Adama, Lyden and Green start. Probably still have Westwood and Bacuna starting! Why haven't Baker & Gardner been recalled?
Kozac IS in the squad.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Chris Jameson on April 08, 2016, 05:46:29 PM
So our club captain has a 'virus' then?
Again! Fucking useless ball of lard stealing a living.

Sounds like the club no longer trust him as he phoned in sick and they ordered him to see the club doctor.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: AV89 on April 08, 2016, 05:50:00 PM
So our club captain has a 'virus' then?
Again! Fucking useless ball of lard stealing a living.

Sounds like the club no longer trust him as he phoned in sick and they ordered him to see the club doctor.

Don't they know he's in charge and calls the shots at Villa Park?
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Des Little on April 08, 2016, 08:59:26 PM
A big little

You called?
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: dave.woodhall on April 08, 2016, 09:15:32 PM
I hope Grealish, Traore and Kozak all start this weekend. Nothing at all to lose. Okore needs to be recalled with Veretout.

Kozak is out for the season with a fractured ankle. Hope Adama, Lyden and Green start. Probably still have Westwood and Bacuna starting! Why haven't Baker & Gardner been recalled?

Because you can't recall players on season loans.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Ads on April 08, 2016, 10:07:53 PM
An attacking quartet of Traore, Grealish, Green and Ayew. Gana and Sanchez to sit. Clark and Okore at centre half, Bunn in goal. Cissokho and Lyden at full back.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: leylandalbion on April 08, 2016, 10:22:56 PM
That's almost exciting.  Why do people on here post without having the first idea of a press conference that happened 8 hours ago and the the steadfast rules of English football?
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Ads on April 08, 2016, 10:33:27 PM
I have an 11 month old. I have watched TV in months. I must just about lucky to get a weekend pass to watch this shit.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: olaftab on April 08, 2016, 10:53:44 PM
I hope Grealish, Traore and Kozak all start this weekend. Nothing at all to lose. Okore needs to be recalled with Veretout.

Kozak is out for the season with a fractured ankle. Hope Adama, Lyden and Green start. Probably still have Westwood and Bacuna starting! Why haven't Baker & Gardner been recalled?
Kozac IS in the squad.
Well playing with a fractured ankle he will fit right in there with his team mates.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Chris Jameson on April 08, 2016, 11:01:50 PM
Why do people on here post without having the first idea of a press conference that happened 8 hours ago

Oh no have I missed a press conference again? That's about 150 this year now that I've missed.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: berneboy on April 08, 2016, 11:10:01 PM
My son will be there with 7 year old Bea for her second match and 4 year old Ted for his first match. I am very happy to say that both my grandchildren will be wearing Villa garb purchased by their grandfather.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: The Edge on April 08, 2016, 11:49:10 PM
My son will be there with 7 year old Bea for her second match and 4 year old Ted for his first match. I am very happy to say that both my grandchildren will be wearing Villa garb purchased by their grandfather.
Fair play mate. Just hope they can muster a decent performance an you never know maybe a win!
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: villabear on April 09, 2016, 06:59:29 AM
Just to let you all know I'm not feeling very well this morning so I'll be phoning in soon to say I won't be there today. I will probably be feeling a bit better tomorrow.

I think it's probably just a virus or something.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Des Little on April 09, 2016, 07:27:32 AM
Just to let you all know I'm not feeling very well this morning so I'll be phoning in soon to say I won't be there today. I will probably be feeling a bit better tomorrow.

I think it's probably just a virus or something.

Let's be honest, you haven't really turned up for about 5 years and when you do you asked for a pay rise. You've been a drain on this site for way too long and we all wish you'd sling your hook.

Get well soon.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: oswald funkletrumpet on April 09, 2016, 08:19:52 AM
Just to let you all know I'm not feeling very well this morning so I'll be phoning in soon to say I won't be there today. I will probably be feeling a bit better tomorrow.

I think it's probably just a virus or something.

are you well enough to leave the warmth of your sick bed, get in the car and drive in to work?
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: brian green on April 09, 2016, 08:30:26 AM
Nice day for you Bernie.  I was hoping to road test my youngest grandson Dan in the Villa shirt in which I invested two days worth of the state retirement pension.  Unfortunately his dad is covering the Grand National so the lad's debut is delayed.

This will be a good first game for the nippers.  A win that will start a sequence of wins over the coming year. One for them to remember.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Steve kirk on April 09, 2016, 08:37:17 AM
My son will be there with 7 year old Bea for her second match and 4 year old Ted for his first match. I am very happy to say that both my grandchildren will be wearing Villa garb purchased by their grandfather.

Really hope your Son and your grandchildren see a rare Villa win, Up the Villa.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: frankmosswasmyuncle on April 09, 2016, 08:43:39 AM
Nice day for you Bernie.  I was hoping to road test my youngest grandson Dan in the Villa shirt in which I invested two days worth of the state retirement pension.  Unfortunately his dad is covering the Grand National so the lad's debut is delayed.

This will be a good first game for the nippers.  A win that will start a sequence of wins over the coming year. One for them to remember.
Loving your optimism Brian!


Have a great day Bernie!
UTV!
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: villabear on April 09, 2016, 08:52:13 AM
Just to let you all know I'm not feeling very well this morning so I'll be phoning in soon to say I won't be there today. I will probably be feeling a bit better tomorrow.

I think it's probably just a virus or something.

are you well enough to leave the warmth of your sick bed, get in the car and drive in to work?

Don't think I am. This pretending to be poorly is quite hard work. Oh shit, rumbled!

Funniest thing about pretending to be ill was my brother giving it the full 'I'm really ill, I don't think I can go to school routine'. My mom later asked him if he could manage to eat anything. The reply of "I think I could manage egg and chips" still makes me laugh out loud today.

Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: olaftab on April 09, 2016, 09:17:09 AM
Just to let you all know I'm not feeling very well this morning so I'll be phoning in soon to say I won't be there today. I will probably be feeling a bit better tomorrow.

I think it's probably just a virus or something.
Woke up this morning with a hint of a sore ego so rang the club and said I may not attend today. They were very nice about it and said "oh don't worry we already have your season ticket money so take the next two matches off as well if you want". I thought that was a nice touch.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: brian green on April 09, 2016, 09:18:46 AM
That story villabear reminds we of a visit we paid to an old family relation on the way to the Norwich away game.  She had been on a coach trip to Yarmouth.  When we asked if she enjoyed it she replied in the negative.  I was feeling ill when we got there so I had egg and chips.  They made me sick.  We took our leave of her without having the courage to ask why she ate egg and chips if she was not feeling well.

It was that that sort of day, the Bacuna orchestrated surrender to Norwich effectively sealing our fate.  The day had a surreal quality.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Nunkin1965 on April 09, 2016, 10:00:10 AM
Well today may be the day. Hoping for some positive team selections. Somehow I can't see it happening though.

I live in hope....
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Lizz on April 09, 2016, 10:11:40 AM
I normally go through a futile routine of wearing 'lucky' clothing, earrings, watch etc. Today my selection was based on total comfort.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: oswald funkletrumpet on April 09, 2016, 10:33:31 AM
Well today may be the day. Hoping for some positive team selections. Somehow I can't see it happening though.

I live in hope....

me too

like to see traore and ayew straight through the middle

so justhead, ayew and that 8 year old girl gil it is then
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: ADVILLAFAN on April 09, 2016, 10:36:27 AM
Lucky comfort clothing!
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 09, 2016, 11:37:45 AM
(http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/onesport/cps/624/cpsprodpb/CB7B/production/_89119025_d4f509f4-ea87-412e-bf33-6424503e43b5.jpg)
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Steve kirk on April 09, 2016, 11:47:15 AM
I would love Black to start the game with Green and Lyden, us fans need something to hang onto and playing our youth would give us a boost in these dark days, what the fuck have we got to lose.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: auntiesledd on April 09, 2016, 12:00:15 PM
I would love Black to start the game with Green and Lyden, us fans need something to hang onto and playing our youth would give us a boost in these dark days, what the fuck have we got to lose.

EB to start the game, Steve? Sod it, why not?? At least it might provide some comedy value (in addition to our defending, obviously).  :)
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on April 09, 2016, 12:13:37 PM
Pick Adama and give the crowd something to cheer.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: tim on April 09, 2016, 12:14:37 PM
I have a feeling we'll win this...
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Malandro on April 09, 2016, 12:34:23 PM
I'm sick of this season and would prefer it to be finished today. Play the kids when the pressure is off.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: gpbarr on April 09, 2016, 12:43:30 PM
Never thought I would say this but I hope we get beat badly, crowd amps it up against the players, and we never, ever, ever see the so called first 11 anywhere near VP ever again.

They are an excuse for a soccer team and an embarrassment to our history and tradition
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: VillaAlways on April 09, 2016, 12:49:44 PM
I have a feeling we'll win this...
Me too
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on April 09, 2016, 01:15:48 PM
Come ten to five, if results go as expected I hope it'll be the last time some of this sorry bunch are ever allowed to disgrace our club.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: eric woolban woolban on April 09, 2016, 01:47:04 PM
I think we'll win today. Prolonging the misery
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 09, 2016, 02:02:45 PM
To ensure the nail in our coffin Black has recalled Kieran Richardson. Fucking ace.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: VillaAlways on April 09, 2016, 02:03:31 PM
Not with Bacuna and Richardson in the team we won't
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: nodge on April 09, 2016, 02:05:13 PM
Has he been ordered to put us out of our misery? That midfield?
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Bournemouth Final Nail in our Coffin Thread
Post by: Axl Rose on April 09, 2016, 02:10:50 PM
Black out.
What a wanker-what a shit team. Fuck off you dour ******.

Guzan, Bacuna, Lescott, Cissohko, Westwood, Richardson, Sinclair-FUCKING SHIT.

What is it with us having shit managers making shit team selections. Fuck them all.
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