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Title: Dubaigate
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on March 30, 2016, 07:37:10 PM
in case anyone is wondering whether what went on over the weekend was right or wrong here is what is being reported:

Players given extra time off at Easter so a couple flew off to Dubai ironically enough being seen dressed appallingly with players from another relegation threatened club.

The one who's nearly 30 and seen wearing a baseball cap a la beastie boys was then seen smoking a cigar.

Finally the latest.  They returned from Dubai - a seven hour 5 minutes flight through a different time zone on Tuesday morning landing in Birmingham at 7.30am.  Training was scheduled to start at 9.30am.

I'm so proud that these boys after a long hard season made it to training on time at their physical and mental peak.

What chance did Remi have?
Title: Re: Dubaigate
Post by: Ads on March 30, 2016, 07:40:30 PM
They probably flew Emirates first class which is something else.

Why are there no consequences for being shit at your job?
Title: Re: Dubaigate
Post by: The Man With A Stick on March 30, 2016, 07:45:44 PM
Oh well, at least we can rest assured that they didn't have any drinks on the flight back.
Title: Re: Dubaigate
Post by: West Derby Villan on March 30, 2016, 08:00:49 PM
Hopefully they will be too tired to play
Title: Re: Dubaigate
Post by: adrenachrome on March 30, 2016, 08:05:17 PM
I hear that flying is a good cure for vertigo.

These boys are gonna catch hell, sooner or later. Sooner is more likely.

Anyway, a musical interlude:

Title: Re: Dubaigate
Post by: in exile on March 30, 2016, 08:25:37 PM
in case anyone is wondering whether what went on over the weekend was right or wrong here is what is being reported:

Players given extra time off at Easter so a couple flew off to Dubai ironically enough being seen dressed appallingly with players from another relegation threatened club.

The one who's nearly 30 and seen wearing a baseball cap a la beastie boys was then seen smoking a cigar.

Finally the latest.  They returned from Dubai - a seven hour 5 minutes flight through a different time zone on Tuesday morning landing in Birmingham at 7.30am.  Training was scheduled to start at 9.30am.

I'm so proud that these boys after a long hard season made it to training on time at their physical and mental peak.

What chance did Remi have?

Remi has acted as a true gentleman in my opinion.
Will he eventually let rip and give his true thoughts?
Who knows, but I doubt it
Title: Re: Dubaigate
Post by: Stirchley Villain on March 30, 2016, 08:56:24 PM
It reminds me of the scandal when one of our former captains changed his walk when he entered the formal entrance to the cemetary in London where Karl Marx is buried...
Title: Re: Dubaigate
Post by: N'ZMAV on March 30, 2016, 08:59:05 PM
http://www.express.co.uk/pictures/galleries/5547/Pictures-Gabriel-Agbonlahor-shisha-pipe-Jack-Wilshere-Jordon-Ibe-Raheem-Sterling-sportgalleries
Title: Re: Dubaigate
Post by: olaftab on March 30, 2016, 09:00:50 PM
They probably flew Emirates first class which is something else.

Why are there no consequences for being shit at your job?
No they had to slum it in Business as there is no First Class offered on this route however upstairs on the A380 the Bar is open throughout the flight.
Title: Re: Dubaigate
Post by: Chris Harte on March 30, 2016, 09:32:48 PM
Anyone think that maybe they, perhaps, you know, um, slept on the flight back?
Title: Re: Dubaigate
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on March 30, 2016, 09:36:28 PM
Anyone think that maybe they, perhaps, you know, um, slept on the flight back?

London Pride minicans all round.
Title: Re: Dubaigate
Post by: brian green on March 30, 2016, 09:38:49 PM
There was some top, top horse racing when they were there.  World's most valuable race, $30 million to the winner.  They are not interested in sport though are they.
Title: Re: Dubaigate
Post by: Bad English on March 30, 2016, 09:46:28 PM
Worse than the disgraceful long-distance travelling and nocturnal revelling displayed by those wankers in claret and blue, the use of the suffix -gate merits a hard kick in the balls.

:-/
Title: Re: Dubaigate
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on March 30, 2016, 09:48:05 PM
Guilty as charged.  I should have thunk first.
Title: Re: Dubaigate
Post by: brian green on March 30, 2016, 09:51:31 PM
Especially big nose Gareth.  I will gladly kick him in the balls for having a suffix and a big nose.
Title: Re: Dubaigate
Post by: UK Redsox on March 30, 2016, 09:51:32 PM
Worse than the disgraceful long-distance travelling and nocturnal revelling displayed by those wankers in claret and blue, the use of the suffix -gate merits a hard kick in the balls.

:-/

I had a wander around the Watergate complex a couple of years ago and also saw the filing cabinet in the Smithsonian
Title: Re: Dubaigate
Post by: themossman on March 30, 2016, 09:54:13 PM
It would be really nice to see the players roundly booed onto the pitch next game. There's probably a small window in which to appeal to their limited grasp of cause and effect.
Title: Re: Dubaigate
Post by: Bad English on March 30, 2016, 09:55:05 PM
If only we could impeach Agbonlahor and Richards.
Title: Re: Dubaigate
Post by: Bad English on March 30, 2016, 09:55:37 PM
It would be really nice to see the players roundly booed onto the pitch next game. There's probably a small window in which to appeal to their limited grasp of cause and effect.
This idea could and should gain momentum.
Title: Re: Dubaigate
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 30, 2016, 09:55:51 PM
Suffix is shit, mainly because it has Ipswich in it.
Title: Re: Dubaigate
Post by: SoccerHQ on March 30, 2016, 09:55:52 PM
Is that N'Zogbia to the left of Gabby on the Sisha pic? Looks a bit like him and he's doing nothing else atm so could well have popped in aswell!
Title: Re: Dubaigate
Post by: TopDeck113 on March 30, 2016, 10:02:07 PM
If only we could impeach Agbonlahor and Richards.

Gabby would probably think an impeach is something he can eat.
Title: Re: Dubaigate
Post by: Bad English on March 30, 2016, 10:03:08 PM
Suffix is shit, mainly because it has Ipswich in it.
Alan Brazil please note: "The Ipswich that didn't win the league in 1981"
Title: Re: Dubaigate
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on March 30, 2016, 10:11:01 PM
Robsongate that was known as.
Title: Re: Dubaigate
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 30, 2016, 10:13:39 PM
I thought it was EricGate(s).
Title: Re: Dubaigate
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on March 30, 2016, 10:14:46 PM
Almost right. Eric Gatesgate.
Title: Re: Dubaigate
Post by: Mister E on March 30, 2016, 10:16:27 PM
"Beattie wants his mummy ..."
Title: Re: Dubaigate
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 30, 2016, 10:16:35 PM
As an aside, I always thought Eric Gates looked like a witch.
Title: Re: Dubaigate
Post by: Tony Erdington on March 30, 2016, 10:17:21 PM
how about throwing Aldi biscuits at Gabby??
Title: Re: Dubaigate
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on March 30, 2016, 10:19:44 PM
http://www.sporting-heroes.net/football/england/eric-gates-6404/biography-1980_a11458/
Title: Re: Dubaigate
Post by: Goldie.7 on March 30, 2016, 10:20:06 PM
What's the difference between a top notch twat and Flabby Aintgonnascore............ absolutely nothing.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ce0uKG0XEAITmzl.jpg)
Title: Re: Dubaigate
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 30, 2016, 10:20:47 PM
how about throwing Aldi biscuits at Gabby??

Reminds me of the time a fat keeper was getting pelters down Bromsgrove, as you change ends at HT there's no respite for an opposition keeper. Anyway, someone lobbed a chip at him, he picked it up off the pitch and ate it, waved a thank you to the fans with a smile on his face and the pelters stopped as everyone was laughing.
Title: Re: Dubaigate
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 30, 2016, 10:21:41 PM
http://www.sporting-heroes.net/football/england/eric-gates-6404/biography-1980_a11458/


Burn the witch!
Title: Re: Dubaigate
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on March 30, 2016, 10:26:13 PM
It's actually made it to the front of The Star!  Meanwhile in other news some steelworkers might lose their jobs.
Title: Re: Dubaigate
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 30, 2016, 10:27:33 PM
It's actually made it to the front of The Star!  Meanwhile in other news some steelworkers might lose their jobs.

Looks like a load of made up shit to me. For starters they called him a "star".
Title: Re: Dubaigate
Post by: Goldie.7 on March 30, 2016, 10:32:55 PM
Good point PWS.
Title: Re: Dubaigate
Post by: olaftab on March 30, 2016, 10:33:02 PM
What's wrong with hookers at a party?
Title: Re: Dubaigate
Post by: eric woolban woolban on March 30, 2016, 10:39:31 PM
What's the difference between a top notch twat and Flabby Aintgonnascore............ absolutely nothing.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ce0uKG0XEAITmzl.jpg)

In a paper full of tits, another tit adorns the front page. How apt.
Title: Re: Dubaigate
Post by: olaftab on March 30, 2016, 10:39:54 PM
If only we could impeach Agbonlahor and Richards.
My poor English led me to think we should impale them but after checking found it's not a nice thing to do to other human beings!
Title: Re: Dubaigate
Post by: olaftab on March 30, 2016, 10:41:39 PM
Not one tit but 3 tits adorned that front page.
Title: Re: Dubaigate
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on March 30, 2016, 11:06:34 PM
Careful one of those tits could end up being manager.
Title: Re: Dubaigate
Post by: ExclDawg on March 30, 2016, 11:13:19 PM
Not one tit but 3 tits adorned that front page.

It's like I'm staring at a Martian hooker.
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