Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Match Threads & Player Ratings => Topic started by: UK Redsox on March 01, 2016, 06:47:45 PM
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In which Remi moves around the deck chairs on the Titanic
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That looks a shite starting line up
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cce8mp8W8AATKb2?format=png&name=large)
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Not even out yet but just taking a calculated guess
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Aly as a wing-back is a weird one. Crossing is not exactly his strong point.
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That looks a shite starting line up
haven't they all? I have no idea anymore what works. I know what hasn't and it has been pretty much everything.
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Aly as a wing-back is a weird one. Crossing is not exactly his strong point.
He looks awful coming forward but that said in the last few games he's put in some decent crosses.
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#AVFC subs (v @Everton): Bunn, Okore, Sinclair, Veretout, Gil, Lyden, Gestede. #AVLEVE
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Fuck me what is it with managers loving Bacuna
Veretout is miles better.
I agree with the formation if not the personel
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I really think remi is starting to take the piss! Hope its not out of us!
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Ayew and Gabby are going to be pretty lonely up front. This is the sort of line up I expect Pulis to come up with next year (shudder...)
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Veretout's probably knackered doing the job of two midfielders
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If Everyon play four in midfield, Barry will just pick Villa apart
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Ayew and Gabby are going to be pretty lonely up front. This is the sort of line up I expect Pulis to come up with next year (shudder...)
Why shudder? What has Pulis got to do with anything?
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Our bench is better than the eleven out there tonight.
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Ayew and Gabby are going to be pretty lonely up front. This is the sort of line up I expect Pulis to come up with next year (shudder...)
Why shudder? What has Pulis got to do with anything?
I'm speculating he will be our manager.
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I don't know if I can watch that lot.. rock bottom and we're trotting out five backs, Bacuna and Gabby.
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On that line up we're nailed on for a 2-0 defeat. We'll huff and puff and keep Everton at bay. They'll finally score and we'll cave. Throughout the match we'll do barely anything of note in the final third.
That is a piss poor line up. It just screams damage limitation. I've rapidly losing good will for Garde. I appreciate he's been treated like pish, but his last couple of line ups have been absolute shite and we're still the most horrendously bad side in the top flight by a distance.
The board needs sweeping clear in May.
Remi needs to go, for his own sake as much as anything. He's given up the ghost and there's no coming back. You can't recover from being this hopeless. He's not fit for purpose anymore, if he ever was.
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Fuck me what is it with managers loving Bacuna
Veretout is miles better.
I agree with the formation if not the personel
Bacuna must have found the stash of compromising photos of senior management that Westwood must have to stop himself getting dropped.
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Ayew and Gabby are going to be pretty lonely up front. This is the sort of line up I expect Pulis to come up with next year (shudder...)
Why shudder? What has Pulis got to do with anything?
I'm speculating he will be our manager.
He'd think he's above us. Which is quite a horrible thought.
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Bacuna, Westwood and the property tycoon body builder. Does not augur well on the face of it.
Good to see Ayew back, at least.
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What in the wide world of crap is that lineup/formation? Are we going to double up on Lukaku at the back there? Has Tim been invited back as guest manager for the day?
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Ayew and Gabby are going to be pretty lonely up front. This is the sort of line up I expect Pulis to come up with next year (shudder...)
No, once the Baggies have sacked him I think he would jump at the chance to join us. I am fearful our Board will also jump at the chance to hire him
Why shudder? What has Pulis got to do with anything?
I'm speculating he will be our manager.
He'd think he's above us. Which is quite a horrible thought.
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They'll piss it. It'll be like they're playing with an extra couple of players.
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Is he fuck and we wouldn't want him anyway.
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Fuck me what is it with managers loving Bacuna
Hey, he scored a goal; don't knock it - he's in an exclusive group this season ... ;-)
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Ayew and Gabby are going to be pretty lonely up front. This is the sort of line up I expect Pulis to come up with next year (shudder...)
Why shudder? What has Pulis got to do with anything?
I'm speculating he will be our manager.
why would he leave a PL club for one in the Championship?
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Is he fuck and we wouldn't want him anyway.
We wouldn't. You don't think the Board will be tempted?
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They'll piss it. It'll be like they're playing with an extra couple of players.
In the last few years we've given Everton some extremely easy games.
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Ayew and Gabby are going to be pretty lonely up front. This is the sort of line up I expect Pulis to come up with next year (shudder...)
Why shudder? What has Pulis got to do with anything?
I'm speculating he will be our manager.
why would he leave a PL club for one in the Championship?
Because they will sack him in the summer.
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Ayew and Gabby are going to be pretty lonely up front. This is the sort of line up I expect Pulis to come up with next year (shudder...)
Why shudder? What has Pulis got to do with anything?
I'm speculating he will be our manager.
why would he leave a PL club for one in the Championship?
Because even the Olbiyun are struggling to accept how they are reaching their "Kings of the Midlands" zenith. He won't be there next season.
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Ayew and Gabby are going to be pretty lonely up front. This is the sort of line up I expect Pulis to come up with next year (shudder...)
Why shudder? What has Pulis got to do with anything?
I'm speculating he will be our manager.
why would he leave a PL club for one in the Championship?
Because even the Olbiyun are struggling to accept how they are reaching their "Kings of the Midlands" zenith. He won't be there next season.
Pulis will firmly believe he's a Premiership manager. He'll hold out for a top flight position.
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FUCK OFF stelling you tosser
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Ayew and Gabby are going to be pretty lonely up front. This is the sort of line up I expect Pulis to come up with next year (shudder...)
Why shudder? What has Pulis got to do with anything?
I'm speculating he will be our manager.
why would he leave a PL club for one in the Championship?
Because even the Olbiyun are struggling to accept how they are reaching their "Kings of the Midlands" zenith. He won't be there next season.
Pulis will firmly believe he's a Premiership manager. He'll hold out for a top flight position.
I think once he's sacked by the Baggies he'd jump at the chance to join us. I'm worried our Board will jump to take him.
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Ayew and Gabby are going to be pretty lonely up front. This is the sort of line up I expect Pulis to come up with next year (shudder...)
Why shudder? What has Pulis got to do with anything?
I'm speculating he will be our manager.
why would he leave a PL club for one in the Championship?
Because even the Olbiyun are struggling to accept how they are reaching their "Kings of the Midlands" zenith. He won't be there next season.
Pulis will firmly believe he's a Premiership manager. He'll hold out for a top flight position.
Correct. There will always be a club willing to sacrifice its soul to stay in the PL. I reckon he'll stay with that lot, but he'll hold out for a PL gig. Someone will be fired soon enough at the bottom when next season starts.
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With that line up I'd consider starting the protest now to be honest.
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Ayew and Gabby are going to be pretty lonely up front. This is the sort of line up I expect Pulis to come up with next year (shudder...)
Why shudder? What has Pulis got to do with anything?
I'm speculating he will be our manager.
why would he leave a PL club for one in the Championship?
Because even the Olbiyun are struggling to accept how they are reaching their "Kings of the Midlands" zenith. He won't be there next season.
Pulis will firmly believe he's a Premiership manager. He'll hold out for a top flight position.
I think once he's sacked by the Baggies he'd jump at the chance to join us. I'm worried our Board will jump to take him.
They won't. I have no doubt about that.
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With that line up I'd consider starting the protest now to be honest.
That lineup looks like Remi has started protesting already. It's a piss take.
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Ayew and Gabby are going to be pretty lonely up front. This is the sort of line up I expect Pulis to come up with next year (shudder...)
Why shudder? What has Pulis got to do with anything?
I'm speculating he will be our manager.
why would he leave a PL club for one in the Championship?
Because even the Olbiyun are struggling to accept how they are reaching their "Kings of the Midlands" zenith. He won't be there next season.
Pulis will firmly believe he's a Premiership manager. He'll hold out for a top flight position.
Correct. There will always be a club willing to sacrifice its soul to stay in the PL. I reckon he'll stay with that lot, but he'll hold out for a PL gig. Someone will be fired soon enough at the bottom when next season starts.
Hopefully. But I think he will struggle, he's been found out now.
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Wow, I've been right behind Remi, but that is one awful line up. Bacuna again FFS, no Veretout. It's almost as bad as Kmac's line ups were.
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Westwood and Bacuna sums it all up even so go Villa.
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Players in terrible form, players who barely try.
Yet they keep getting picked.
It'll be more like out the door at half time when the games up.
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Out the door on 74? No chance. Giving it a miss because they're taking the piss.
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It's almost as bad as Kmac's line ups were.
I was thinking that. That team is mainly a bunch of wankers I can't stand.
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Ayew and Gabby are going to be pretty lonely up front. This is the sort of line up I expect Pulis to come up with next year (shudder...)
Why shudder? What has Pulis got to do with anything?
I'm speculating he will be our manager.
why would he leave a PL club for one in the Championship?
Because even the Olbiyun are struggling to accept how they are reaching their "Kings of the Midlands" zenith. He won't be there next season.
Pulis will firmly believe he's a Premiership manager. He'll hold out for a top flight position.
Correct. There will always be a club willing to sacrifice its soul to stay in the PL. I reckon he'll stay with that lot, but he'll hold out for a PL gig. Someone will be fired soon enough at the bottom when next season starts.
Hopefully. But I think he will struggle, he's been found out now.
I don't like him at all but I don't see how he's been found out. If his job is to keep teams up, then he's been very successful. Albion are on 35 points and realistically in no danger whatsoever of going down. That's worth a lot of money.
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Not one of the eight behind ayew and gabby can go past a player, GAME OVER
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I'll be shocked if we get any sort of a result with that line up. Fortress Villa park eh. These days it's more like the Kray's wandering into a junior school playground and relieving the kids of their dinner money.
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And the prize for the least creative team ever is awarded to that line up.
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I mean whatever line up we put out is shit, but Bacuna over Veretout is odd.
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Pleased to see Ayew back and Bunn dropped. Apart from that...
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Veretout has been really poor in the last 2 matches as well. That said, he could have had more license to play between the lines in that formation and surely either he or Gil had to play as a more attacking midfield option. Why do we need to play 3 defensive midfielders when we have five defenders? All for Garde trying a new formation and he has to pick between cold vomit, warm piss and runny poo but I just can't see this working.
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Veretout's probably knackered doing the job of two midfielders
He hasnt tried a leg last couple of games either tbh
dreadful team
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Let's be honest, it really doesn't matter does it?
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I think it's as good a team as we can muster with a better looking attacking threat. As for bacuna, yes he's poor, but he can put in a shift from time to time. I only think we'll lose 3-1 now.
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Let's be honest, it really doesn't matter does it?
Yes it does
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Let's be honest, it really doesn't matter does it?
Yes it does
Not any more.
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If you're paying money to watch that shit, yes it matters quite a bit.
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Let's be honest, it really doesn't matter does it?
Yes it does
I think he means the line up doesn't matter and it really doesn't. There's no magic formation and selection out there where we are not really shit.
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FUCK OFF stelling you tosser
what did he say ? or is that just a tourettes reaction to seeing him on screen ?
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Let's be honest, it really doesn't matter does it?
No true, roll on May.
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If we can salvage some pride and perform reasonably for the remaining games, I think it will help a lot.
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fuck me that midfield is going to get ripped a new one
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Fuck me. Looks like Remi is doing the walk on 74 too! What a shit, park the bus, side that is. No creativity whatsoever and we think Remi hasn't given up? 6 defenders if you actually count Bacunta as a defender. I'm shocked.
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Three at the back as practiced by Southampton is all the rage.
Shame our 3 is missing Okore who over the whole season has been the best of them, barring his recent dip in form (I'm wondering if he's trying to get out in the summer?)
Its like its 1996 all over..
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FUCK OFF stelling you tosser
what did he say ? or is that just a tourettes reaction to seeing him on screen ?
bit of both you ****** ;)
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FUCK OFF stelling you tosser
what did he say ? or is that just a tourettes reaction to seeing him on screen ?
bit of both you c*** ;)
Ed Balls gives me a tourettes reaction.
Did you know there's a great site called c***s corner when you can nominate your least favourite people and they have to be voted for to get in .... what rich pickings we would have...
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Fuck me. Looks like Remi is doing the walk on 74 too! What a shit, park the bus, side that is. No creativity whatsoever and we think Remi hasn't given up? 6 defenders if you actually count Bacunta as a defender. I'm shocked.
I wouldn't count him as a footballer.
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Let's be honest, it really doesn't matter does it?
Yes it does
I think he means the line up doesn't matter and it really doesn't. There's no magic formation and selection out there where we are not really shit.
Yup, there just doesn't seem to be a single workable permutation of players for us.
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Not sure what creativity is on the Bench, Gil does not last and is lightweight, Vertout has been crap, but I agree on everything about Bacuna.
Maybe the idea is to hold them at bay and throw on our creative bench for the last 15 mins.
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Here we go then another 90 mins at the Temple of Doom
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Perhaps Bacuna's face will annoy the Everton players as much as it annoys me.
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I'm not sure I can actually be arsed with this.
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Not shocked.
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haha we truly are shit
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Wankers. Fucking idiot wankers. Hutton and Richards marking each other there.
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Fucking Hell. Already. Useless fucking ******.
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nice job Richards you fucking horrible player
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Out on 4?
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5 minutes!
Not fit to wear the shirt, gutless pricks.
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fuck my old boots.
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Will anyone still be there on 74 minutes?
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Out on 4?
I was suggesting that
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You just have to laugh. No. Seriously you do.
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A useless set of ****** on the pitch led by a spineless whinging twat from the sidelines. Fuck this.
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It would almost be funny, if it didn't feel like another monumental kick in the bollocks.
And as for Richards? Fuck off! Just please, fuck right off you useless fucking donkey.
Fuck the fuckers.
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Out on 4?
Was going to write that as well. May as well, it's not going to get better from here, is it?
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we don't even put up any kind of fight at all. We are like a permanently limp dick.
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just nipped to the Bog get back and we're one down! what a total disgrace
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It would almost be funny, if it didn't feel like another monumental kick in the bollocks.
And as for Richards? Fuck off! Just please, fuck right off you useless fucking donker.
Fuck the fuckers.
Honestly, he's easily the biggest twat we've had playing for us since Hodge.
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Comical and yet not funny in the fucking slightest. Fuck off all of them. Wasters, including Remi. Shitbags.
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Richards was sucked into the ball and left the bloke he was marking wide open. You can't even be taught to be that bad.
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Everton probably already thinking, "Well if Liverpool can manage six..."
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Screw this jive
I'm out on five
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It would almost be funny, if it didn't feel like another monumental kick in the bollocks.
And as for Richards? Fuck off! Just please, fuck right off you useless fucking donker.
Fuck the fuckers.
Honestly, he's easily the biggest twat we've had playing for us since Hodge.
One of the worst CH's we've had. I can't recall too many as utterly hopeless at positioning themselves, or having such a complete lack of awareness.
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we really do beggar belief
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Garde is totally out of his depth in England. Get rid and bring someone who understands the game, preferably not chosen by Lerner.
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I seem to be in the minority but Garde's about the only one I want to stay.
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Garde is totally out of his depth in England. Get rid and bring someone who understands the game, preferably not chosen by Lerner.
With the shower of shit he has to pick from he could be an amalgamation of Pep Guardiola and Harry Potter and we'd still be bottom of the fucking league!
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Garde is totally out of his depth in England. Get rid and bring someone who understands the game, preferably not chosen by Lerner.
Agreed. And to think we moaned about Lambert and Sherwood. I wonder if he wants the sack (pay off).
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Gabby might as well walk off the pitch and straight to the nearest chip shop. Useless and fucking overweight.
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What an utter shambles.
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I seem to be in the minority but Garde's about the only one I want to stay.
Me too.
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My God this is so bad
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I seem to be in the minority but Garde's about the only one I want to stay.
He's done in. I want him gone and virtually every senior player in our squad. And everyone at board level.
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Brilliant Clark. Thick as fucking pig shit.
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Don't know how to post the clip from YouTube of that krays film when he says " wankers. Fuckin wankers. Waste of Fuckin time. Nonces to a man.
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There was once a time when we conceded and I would be pissed off, stomping about swearing and giving a fuck. When we conceded then, my only reaction was to think which one of these bastards messed up this time.
I dont know why I watch this shit
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Garde might be a decent manager, and he might not, but we've got no way of knowing. I'm sick of his pathetic whinging and shit team selections though.
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I know it sounds cliched and reactional, but I do not want to see a single one of these XI playing for us next season. Not a single one.
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I seem to be in the minority but Garde's about the only one I want to stay.
Me too.
Not me. Not after picking this side. Anyone who keeps picking Westwood and Bacuna is a complete tool.
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Garde is totally out of his depth in England. Get rid and bring someone who understands the game, preferably not chosen by Lerner.
With the shower of shit he has to pick from he could be an amalgamation of Pep Guardiola and Harry Potter and we'd still be bottom of the fucking league!
They may be completely shite players for this division but garde can't even get them to do the basics of defending properly, something even Div3 teams can grasp
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I dont know why I watch this shit
This times a thousand
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This team is in the process of immortalising itself as the eternal benchmark for professional footballing ineptitude
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We need to work on heading the ball to our own players. It's a basic thing but we are crap at it
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God I'm bored. Why am I here?
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This team is in the process of immortalising itself as the eternal benchmark for professional footballing ineptitude
Well said.
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I take my hat off to anyone who keeps turning up to watch these arseholes churning out the same shit every fortnight.
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Garde might be a decent manager, and he might not, but we've got no way of knowing. I'm sick of his pathetic whinging and shit team selections though.
this
he should stop crying and fuck off, he is just waiting to get the chop so he can get paid off
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Don't know how to post the clip from YouTube of that krays film when he says " wankers. Fuckin wankers. Waste of Fuckin time. Nonces to a man.
Allow me
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We will win this game
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We need to work on heading the ball to our own players. It's a basic thing but we are crap at it
Heading is quite tricky compared to passing. Let's suggest that they try passing to a team mate and we can take it from there if any of them to get to grips with that.
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Woeful.
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Garde might be a decent manager, and he might not, but we've got no way of knowing. I'm sick of his pathetic whinging and shit team selections though.
In France maybe. I think he's been absolutely roasted in the Premiership. He'll never manage in the Premiership again after this season and if he even managers to recover any sort of desire to manage a football club again after being here, he'll be lucky. He's out of his depth, in a job he's not suited for, and we've absolutely wrecked him.
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We will win this game
NURSE!! He's escaped again!! ;-)
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I take my hat off to anyone who keeps turning up to watch these arseholes churning out the same shit every fortnight.
My brother has started to go and watch the reserves as well, in the hope of seeing 11 players in a Villa shirt compete.
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At what particular moment in time did we turn into this absolute bag of fkn shittyshiteshite,
its really starting to make me badly ill
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in better news, my stream's gone down
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A useless set of c***s on the pitch led by a spineless whinging twat from the sidelines. Fuck this.
Pretty sure you wrote the same thing when Martin O'Neill was in charge.
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I take my hat off to anyone who keeps turning up to watch these arseholes churning out the same shit every fortnight.
My brother has started to go and watch the reserves as well, in the hope of seeing 11 players in a Villa shirt compete.
How many fans will be left at 74 minutes?
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I can see 1-2 sendings off today. Not so much out of frustration, but simply ineptitude, desperation and oafishness.
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At what particular moment in time did we turn into this absolute bag of fkn shittyshiteshite,
its really starting to make me badly ill
Time is elastic. Remember that.
It will take your mind off the football.
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A useless set of c***s on the pitch led by a spineless whinging twat from the sidelines. Fuck this.
Pretty sure you wrote the same thing when Martin O'Neill was in charge.
I'm pretty sure I didn't, but that's some impressive stalking, nonetheless.
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Who is the ref?
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Who is the ref?
A blind c***t
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At what particular moment in time did we turn into this absolute bag of fkn shittyshiteshite,
its really starting to make me badly ill
Time is elastic. Remember that.
It will take your mind off the football.
Time becomes a loop...time becomes a loop...time becomes a loop...
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Who is the ref?
Dunno mate. Some ****** with a whistle.
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A stinger from Westwood. An actual shot!
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Who is the ref?
A blind c***t
Or to give his full name, Another Blind C**t
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Was that some half decent football and a shot on target??? Fuck me
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you can see why Everton have conceded a lot of goals this season, we are getting through their midfield quite easily
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we are actually playing a lot better. Amazingly
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Well this is better........
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Who is the ref?
Commentator said we've never won when he's reffed but can't remember the name.
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Blimey. decent football.
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"For the first time in three games, Aston Villa have a corner."
Is that the saddest fucking statement ever attributed to us?
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Who is the ref?
Commentator said we've never won when he's reffed but can't remember the name.
Could be one of about 5 or 6!
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Shocking. Their first goal. (http://www.flashscores.co.uk/match/hEkkTPhs/#video)
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Who is the ref?
Dunno mate. Some c*** with a whistle.
Roger East I think. We've never won a game with him in charge apparently
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Brainless from Bacuna then.
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3 yellows 4 fouls
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Wow 3 shots on target. Maybe there's life in the old dogs yet.
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Shocking. Their first goal. (http://www.flashscores.co.uk/match/hEkkTPhs/#video)
Unbelievable. Even the basics aren't there anymore
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another twattish yellow card from one of our lot, Bacuna unsuprisingly
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0-2
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Fuck off Villa.
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Bollocks
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0-2 game over.
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Jesus wept.
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how wank are we
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Playing decent but down a goal already. I think I know how this story ends. Well hopefully we can come back strong, for once.
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wow utter utter shit
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Good goal to be fair. An example of what three decent players can do for you on a counter attack.
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We will win this game
NURSE!! He's escaped again!! ;-)
Ok maybe not
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Aaaarrrrrgggghhh!!!! Fucking fuck the fuck of you useless fucking fuckers
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Poor defending again though. Lescott ballwatching.
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Woops, there is number two. Fucking hell.
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We will win this game
NURSE!! He's escaped again!! ;-)
Ok maybe not
3-2 it is then
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FUCKING BASIC. Shit defending.
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we will win a game sometime next season
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Fuck you. Fuck off. Useless ******.
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I feel dirty
I'm out on 30
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Pro rate we will only lose 6-0. So no worse than Liverpool game
As Yazz would say
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Like a whizz kid playing their dad at Fifa , bloody shocking
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Aaaarrrrrgggghhh!!!! Fucking fuck the fuck of you useless fucking fuckers
IS THE RIGHT RESPONSE
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neaerly 3 there
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I've got better things to do,
Off on 32
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guzan awful keeping
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This could be double figures!
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Fuck off Guzan!
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we will win a game sometime next season
As early as that?
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Time and time and time again we have a reasonable spell, build up a sliver of confidence, only to immediately switch off in the most frustratingly braindead ways possible and concede a killer goal.
And now Everton will coast to an easy victory.
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off the line there
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Guzan the muppet. Even his name sounds like a character from the muppets.
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Shit the bed
I'm watching Leicester instead.
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Watching Bournemouth v Soton. Two poxy clubs with organised and motivated teams who giving it a right go. Is it really that difficult?
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I'm watching Leicester instead.
Good idea.
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Watching Bournemouth v Soton. Two poxy clubs with organised and motivated teams who giving it a right go. Is it really that difficult?
Yep - it is after 6 years of appalling decision making
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does anyone have streamage? we must suffer as one.
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It's looking like out the door on 34 in the upper holte
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Isn't the referee this guy?
(https://images4.alphacoders.com/227/227558.jpg)
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Hutton and the ref doesnt just look alike , they defend about the same way too. That is slowly jogging behind events, watching the ball intently...
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does anyone have streamage? we must suffer as one.
PM on way. Do you really want to suffer?
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it' a miracle that anyone attends this unremitting shite
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Fuck me our back 5 or 6 players are all fucking useless fucking dross.
We have got worse sobe Black arrived.
No one needed reminding how shit Guzan is.
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Cheer up lads, we got Man City on Saturday
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oh the new mad max is on tv - got to be better than this
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Shit the bed
I'm watching Leicester instead.
Ive pissed my pants
im off to northants
where nobody cares
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Shocking. Their first goal. (http://www.flashscores.co.uk/match/hEkkTPhs/#video)
Just got in and catching up on the thread, which as usual is the only thing that makes me smile about the Villa. So as an ex centre half thought id look at the video - load the site up - and it show 2 goals..... you couldn't make this up.
Probably 3 down by the time I post this
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Aly's crossing has surprised me so far
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I hate them all at the moment.
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does anyone have streamage? we must suffer as one.
PM on way. Do you really want to suffer?
I had a ticket, but Ryanair thwarted me... can you pm me, too?
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We're getting men in the box for the first time in a while. Shame we've forgotten how to defend again.
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I hate them all at the moment.
I do too. All of them.
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does anyone have streamage? we must suffer as one.
PM on way. Do you really want to suffer?
thanks Lee, i feel it's my duty as chairman of unofficial Aberdeenshire branch of AVFC supporters club
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it' a miracle that anyone attends this unremitting shite
I won't be after watching us concede 10 with no reply in the last two I've been to.
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Shocking. Their first goal. (http://www.flashscores.co.uk/match/hEkkTPhs/#video)
Just got in and catching up on the thread, which as usual is the only thing that makes me smile about the Villa. So as an ex centre half thought id look at the video - load the site up - and it show 2 goals..... you couldn't make this up.
Probably 3 down by the time I post this
The first one is like those we have conceded for seemingly 10 years now
2nd goal was a good finish to be fair.
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If...sorry, when, Everton go 3 up, I'm switching to Leicesters game.
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Ayew is a decent player. One of about 3 I would keep.
Bacuna has to fucking go.
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if we had a decent striker with ayew . if only
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Hannover are losing 4-0 at home to Wolfsburg.
That;s worse than us but they have played 68 minutes
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Shocking. Their first goal. (http://www.flashscores.co.uk/match/hEkkTPhs/#video)
Just got in and catching up on the thread, which as usual is the only thing that makes me smile about the Villa. So as an ex centre half thought id look at the video - load the site up - and it show 2 goals..... you couldn't make this up.
Probably 3 down by the time I post this
The first one is like those we have conceded for seemingly 10 years now
2nd goal was a good finish to be fair.
Straight through guzans legs. Good keepers save them
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To defend against us, the opposition team know you don't even need to try and mark our players. As long you stand around your area, we are guaranteed to run into you, to cross or to pass straight to you.
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I hate them all at the moment.
I do too. All of them.
Yep it is thoroughly embarrassing. Also with Lerner in charge in the summer it's only going to get worse.
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Cissokho momentarily possessed by Roberto Carlos
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aly did great there
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Shit the bed
I'm watching Leicester instead.
Me too. Lecicester just scored
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Close the club shut the doors they may as well.
The most embarrassing Aston Villa team in history, thanks Lerner.
All out at halftime would be more appropriate.
Spineless gutless cowards.
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Remi Garde picked a team who thought we could stay up, fucking usless ******.
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I really want to be Bullshit Man today for the 20 odd people who clicked "Home win" on the poll.
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It just has that feeling of the long goodbye. Sooner it's mathematically confirmed that we're down the better.
It's just the apathy of the place that hurts.
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Remi Garde picked a team who thought we could stay up, fucking usless c***.
He hasn't a squad that could stay up, let alone 11.
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I hope someone gets a grip and Garde either resigns or gets the boot. Another 10 games of this and we will be lucky to get 74 coming in through the door next season
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It doesnt even hurt anymore. Its always a matter of when and by how much.
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Close the club shut the doors they may as well.
The most embarrassing Aston Villa team in history, thanks Lerner.
All out at halftime would be more appropriate.
Spineless gutless cowards.
Your sig has made me laugh :)
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We are like a ship caught in a storm where all the crew have abandoned and just the passenger's are left to sink with it.
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It just has that feeling of the long goodbye. Sooner it's mathematically confirmed that we're down the better.
It's just the apathy of the place that hurts.
See my fear is that under our clueless leadership it'll get worse.
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Sherwood spent 50 millions and managed to come up with this lot....how does that even happen?
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To be fair we've actually played quite well in between the God awful defending.
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It just has that feeling of the long goodbye. Sooner it's mathematically confirmed that we're down the better.
It's just the apathy of the place that hurts.
See my fear is that under our clueless leadership it'll get worse.
They probably think promotion will be a doddle.
The whole place reeks of complacency and misguided arrogance.
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Somebody give Garde a nudge, I think he's died. He's like Spock
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Close the club shut the doors they may as well.
The most embarrassing Aston Villa team in history, thanks Lerner.
All out at halftime would be more appropriate.
Spineless gutless cowards.
What a shit poem.
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he probably died after the first five minutes in charge. He's the only impassive Frenchman I know
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Lescott is criminal , awful, awful player.
Do you have to go through a post verification process everytime you post on here? Just a newbie thing??
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We are like a ship caught in a storm where all the crew have abandoned and just the passenger's are left to sink with it.
We certainly have a team of passengers. Wankers, the lot of them.
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he probably died after the first five minutes in charge. He's the only impassive Frenchman I know
He must hate working with some of these players.
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Sherwood spent 50 millions and managed to come up with this lot....how does that even happen?
To be fair, he/we only spent around £20m on the 'lot' that are playing tonight.
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Lescott is criminal , awful, awful player.
Do you have to go through a post verification process everytime you post on here? Just a newbie thing??
Nah, you're on now mate. Welcome to the misery.
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Both goals our defenders were ball watching, what good is westwood?
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I'd seriously swap this team with Grantham Town, I've seen much better by the Gingerbreads this year.
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Personally i don't think they have a clue what to do. What's happening now is just total paralysis from lerner downward to the manager who looks lost, to the players who seem to have regressed to pub players
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I hate them all at the moment.
I do too. All of them.
Yep it is thoroughly embarrassing. Also with Lerner in charge in the summer it's only going to get worse.
When will it all end? When will I be able to look at a team sheet and feel satisfied, then look forward to the match? When will our club be rid of the Guzan's, Richards', Lescott's, Westwood's, Bacuna's and Agbonlahor's?
This rancid mix of appalling players/troublemakers....still getting picked. Sigh
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Lescott is criminal , awful, awful player.
Do you have to go through a post verification process everytime you post on here? Just a newbie thing??
Yes. I think when you get to ten it stops.
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I know he had a decent shot, but otherwise Westwood ist just being... Westwood. He never wins the ball in midfield, he is always a few seconds late or they just use an arm to keep him away. What is the point ?
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Some passages of very good play - better than anything Everton has managed, but let down by shite defending, shite refereeing and being blunt up front.
I have lost count of the number of games this season that have been like this.
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Both goals our defenders were ball watching, what good is westwood?
How dare you use the words good and Westwood in the same sentence. Wash your mouth out ROBBO.
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Thanks Legion.
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I am looking forward to seeing some claret and blue movement. I think it may occur on 74 mins.
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I am looking forward to seeing some claret and blue movement. I think it may occur on 74 mins.
I hope not
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I feel really guilty that I am not there suffering with my mates
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Lescott is criminal , awful, awful player.
Do you have to go through a post verification process everytime you post on here? Just a newbie thing??
Yes. I think when you get to ten it stops.
Is that a prediction for the final score?
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Not only is Guzan complete balls, but we might have the worst combination of CB's in our history. Oh for the halcyon days of Evans and Big Ken, or Mountfield, Kent and God, or Laursen and Olly. Fuck me how utterly shit are they. Fuck, even Collins and Dunne were world class compared to this lot.
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If we could just play with a bit of tempo instead of trying to play it through the entire team we might actually do ok, I've lost count of the games were we try and play it through everyone and each time it ends up with us giving the ball away.
In training these players need to learn how to head the ball and if they do win it to not give it straight away again.
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We've actually looked ok coming forward. We have nothing up front, and when we give the ball away it's a nightmare. Literally a nightmare.
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I feel really guilty that I am not there suffering with my mates
I don't. Its nice and warm here and Happy Valley is on in a minute - less depressing than this shit.
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Just saw the some of half time highlights but thought it was only 0.1 and we had a few chances. Didn't know it was 2.
Well one day, don't know when that day is, but we will be back. And it will be ace, fuckin ace. In the meantime. Love you all.
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is Weimann playing?
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Just to cap the night Gardner scores a beauty for the bitters
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three awful passes already in this half by bacuna
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Bacuna. Why?
Not just his poor ability, but his even worse attitude.
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you really are fucking garbage Bacuna. You lazy fucker. A decent move and then a lazy pass.
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Not only is Guzan complete balls, but we might have the worst combination of CB's in our history. Oh for the halcyon days of Evans and Big Ken, or Mountfield, Kent and God, or Laursen and Olly. Fuck me how utterly shit are they. Fuck, even Collins and Dunne were world class compared to this lot.
You forgot big Chris
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Just saw the some of half time highlights but thought it was only 0.1 and we had a few chances. Didn't know it was 2.
Well one day, don't know when that day is, but we will be back. And it will be ace, fuckin ace. In the meantime. Love you all.
Love you too Tone
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Some passages of very good play - better than anything Everton has managed, but let down by shite defending, shite refereeing and being blunt up front.
I have lost count of the number of games this season that have been like this.
This ref is the one that allowed Huth to mug us when we played Leicester
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I feel really guilty that I am not there suffering with my mates
I don't. Its nice and warm here and Happy Valley is on in a minute - less depressing than this shit.
This is the first home game I've missed voluntarily in years. I don't feel good about it but I don't regret it. After a tough day at work I just couldn't face the journey. Sad day for me.
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Not only is Guzan complete balls, but we might have the worst combination of CB's in our history. Oh for the halcyon days of Evans and Big Ken, or Mountfield, Kent and God, or Laursen and Olly. Fuck me how utterly shit are they. Fuck, even Collins and Dunne were world class compared to this lot.
You forgot big Chris
I forgot Big Shaun let along Big Chris
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We need an entire new defence next season.
That and some strikers and we might not go down again.
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Hutton is a liability with the ball
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is Weimann playing?
Sadly, I wish.
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Lescott is criminal , awful, awful player.
Do you have to go through a post verification process everytime you post on here? Just a newbie thing??
Glory hunter
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I have to say this also, Everton are fucking average. There is nothing special about them at all, and yet this is no more than a training match for them.
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I just wish garde had the balls to play some of the kids instead of presenting us with that nothing XI. It wouldn't matter if we'd have lost, at least they'd be trying and not ingrained with the defeatism of the current side. What you scared of Remi?
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Strange goings on in Bournemouth:
A bizarre incident at the end of the first half where fourth official Kevin Friend passed out and banged his head on the dugout.
Both teams' medics quickly rushed to Friend's aid. The start of the second-half was delayed by five minutes as the officials took stock, and Friend was taken to hospital.
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Lescott is criminal , awful, awful player.
Do you have to go through a post verification process everytime you post on here? Just a newbie thing??
Glory hunter
Now that cheered me up!
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Did Gana thinking Amavi was playing LB? Idiot.
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Strange goings on in Bournemouth:
A bizarre incident at the end of the first half where fourth official Kevin Friend passed out and banged his head on the dugout.
Both teams' medics quickly rushed to Friend's aid. The start of the second-half was delayed by five minutes as the officials took stock, and Friend was taken to hospital.
Probably found out his accumulator is blown up with us only being 2-0 down at HT
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I have to say this also, Everton are fucking average. There is nothing special about them at all, and yet this is no more than a training match for them.
Thye dont need to be good to beat us. If we pull one back they will move up a gear
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Desperate, I've switched off, I can't be arsed anymore
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Not only is Guzan complete balls, but we might have the worst combination of CB's in our history. Oh for the halcyon days of Evans and Big Ken, or Mountfield, Kent and God, or Laursen and Olly. Fuck me how utterly shit are they. Fuck, even Collins and Dunne were world class compared to this lot.
You forgot big Chris
I forgot Big Shaun let along Big Chris
All I want to do is dream,
dream, dream, dream
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Attendance 29,755
It seems I'm not alone.
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I'm looking forward to seeing a Villa side where I don't hate most of the players.
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the most exciting I am seeing is hutton putting his thumb up all the time
guazan saves
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Great save
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Oh dear, 3
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0-3
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wow!!
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Clucking bell
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Where was the fucking defence!
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I feel empty now , never angry , just numb
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Not only is Guzan complete balls, but we might have the worst combination of CB's in our history. Oh for the halcyon days of Evans and Big Ken, or Mountfield, Kent and God, or Laursen and Olly. Fuck me how utterly shit are they. Fuck, even Collins and Dunne were world class compared to this lot.
You forgot big Chris
I forgot Big Shaun let along Big Chris
All I want to do is dream,
dream, dream, dream
Come back Brendon Ormsby, all is forgiven. 3-0. Fuck off shitheads.
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Just saw the some of half time highlights but thought it was only 0.1 and we had a few chances. Didn't know it was 2.
Well one day, don't know when that day is, but we will be back. And it will be ace, fuckin ace. In the meantime. Love you all.
It's gut wrenching.
Lerner you fucking bastard just fuck off, and then fuck off some more and before you get to fuck, hand the club over to someone who gives shit, you spineless bastard. I feel momentarily better for that...
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I mean. Fucking hell.
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so fucking easy. Not one person marking him.
Empty stadium on four it is then
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I feel empty now , never angry , just numb
Same. For the best.
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enough!
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I give up. I'm not going again this season.
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and you know everton are not even sweating - they are in second gear
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Lerner is a fuckwit swine
I'm out the door on 59
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Attendance 29,755
It seems I'm not alone.
Amazing crowd in the circumstances.
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Good God.... what a total and utter shambles. Dreadful total lack of professional defending.
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Lukaku has got 17 goals this season already :o
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Sounds like it's out the door on 60.
Play the kids next time Remi, why persist with these spineless wankers, every single fucking game.
What could possibly be any worse than this?
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agbonlahor is useless
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Is anyone going to be still there at 74 mins.
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Jack Woodward just said the 3. goal "could be game over"...
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My old man and I have decided we'll leave when they get their fourth.
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agbonlahor is useless
Who?
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I feel like jumping off a bridge.
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Can we switch off the word filter for a few minutes?
******. ******, ******, ******, ******. Cunty fucking ****** ******.
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Update live from Villa Park. The slogan of the protest has now changed from Out the door on 74 to out the league by half past 9.
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Just saw the some of half time highlights but thought it was only 0.1 and we had a few chances. Didn't know it was 2.
Well one day, don't know when that day is, but we will be back. And it will be ace, fuckin ace. In the meantime. Love you all.
Love you too Tone
Big love too Rudy!
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lets see some subs please - not that im bothered but sinclair for agbonlahor at least
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Jack Woodward just said the 3. goal "could be game over"...
This season is bad enough but you're listening to Woodward??? Masochist!
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-30 goal difference. dear god
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Truly awful.
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Not another penny from me at Villa until this shit is sorted. Disgraceful, embarrassing shambles. Do they have no pride at all? Diabolical.
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tom fox what a wanker
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Getting ugly
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You fuckin embarrassing lazy overpaid spineless cowardly characterless useless pathetic gutless bunch of arseholes. Fuck off.
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and all the shit teams give us a chance??????????
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Pea-brain is finally off.
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Just saw the some of half time highlights but thought it was only 0.1 and we had a few chances. Didn't know it was 2.
Well one day, don't know when that day is, but we will be back. And it will be ace, fuckin ace. In the meantime. Love you all.
Love you too Tone
Big love too Rudy!
I love both of you
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The board is rammed with ****** and pricks
I'm out the door on sixty six
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When was the last time there was a team from these parts who've had a team as bad as this one? Even the multitude of relegation teams Albion and Blues have served up haven't been as bad as this one. It's surreal.
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When was the last time there was a team from these parts who've had a team as bad as this one? Even the multitude of relegation teams Albion and Blues have served up haven't been as bad as this one. It's surreal.
The shittest of the shit.
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Outstanding support. Best thing and the only thing left at this club.
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agbonlahor is useless
On the bright side he's just sold his house for £3.1m
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What a fucking disgrace.
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Support is magnificent , credit to all villa fans .
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tom fox what a wanker
100% sorry110%
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has fox texted the club shop ' how many shirts have we sold'
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Go away Aston Villa.
Just go away.
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Please empty the place on 74
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has fox texted the club shop ' how many shirts have we sold'
Remember, "we're building something special here".
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agbonlahor is useless
On the bright side he's just sold his house for £3.1m
He'll probably tweet a picture of his pink pool table after the game.
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Everyone out!
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Just saw the some of half time highlights but thought it was only 0.1 and we had a few chances. Didn't know it was 2.
Well one day, don't know when that day is, but we will be back. And it will be ace, fuckin ace. In the meantime. Love you all.
Love you too Tone
Big love too Rudy!
I love both of you
Is that a message
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it needs to be completely empty too, like the club.
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Obviously, I'm not watching this utter shit, but please tell me the Holte End empties itself on 74.
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Just saw the some of half time highlights but thought it was only 0.1 and we had a few chances. Didn't know it was 2.
Well one day, don't know when that day is, but we will be back. And it will be ace, fuckin ace. In the meantime. Love you all.
Love you too Tone
Big love too Rudy!
I love both of you
Is that a message
No. Just expressing our emotions
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they are going
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I hope remi remembers to leave as well
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Everton fans applauding those who left on 74.
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On the plus side it'll help with the traffic
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We are unspeakably bad. Shakespeare couldn't have come up with a comi-tragedy likely this. I have no idea what to think anymore. I am even losing faith in Garde, I mean 9-0 aggregate in the last two home games, he picked 8 defensive players today and we still ship goals like this and we aren't even organised at set pieces.
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Close the doors behind you
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Bacuna truly is horrific
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More should have gone.
Seeing a shot of Tom twat on the tv, it looked as if he was speaking into a hidden microphone....what a ****** that man is.
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Shot of the utterly hopeless Tom Fox then. Absolute wanker.
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the players might as well have walked off on 74
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Close the doors behind you
And turn off the lights.
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I love Ayew. He really gives a shit. Nothing at all around him
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You've got to admire Ayew he never stops trying does he
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last 90 home games, 91 points.
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Shambles. Absolute shambles.
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goall
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We're gonna win 4-3 etc.
Good header from Gestede to be fair.
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Jack Woodward slagging off Pat Murphy!
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Rudy!
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should have started with him than agbonlahor really
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Comeback's on!
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yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Woo a goal.
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We scored .......a goal!
Well I never,
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A goal. Let joy be unconfined.
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Love it, the holte end empties and villa score a goal. Fuck me
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Rudi Can't Fail.
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Everyone leaves and we score. Only Villa.
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Jack Woodward slagging off Pat Murphy!
Haha, what did he say?
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Why are people staying? Need to show the twats on the board our total disgust.
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Rudy will give a few next season.
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Shame all those who left on 74 won't get to see our 4 goal comeback.
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Just read stat that we've won just 8 out of our last 51 league games. Scary.
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10 mins for 3 goals then! Easy!
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Rudy will give a few next season.
Yeah and he is one who should be happy to stay. He's had a mixed season, but has shown me enough to suggest he could be useful.
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Shame all those who left on 74 won't get to see our 4 goal comeback.
Well, I suppose that is literally true.
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Rudy will give a few next season.
Yeah and he is one who should be happy to stay. He's had a mixed season, but has shown me enough to suggest he could be useful.
As what though?
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Maybe that's the solution, we only score at an almost empty stadium.
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Obviously, I'm not watching this utter shit, but please tell me the Holte End empties itself on 74.
Ditto. I've had more than enough misery to subject myself to any more shite from that bunch of nobbers shaming our colours. I hope to God the paying faithful show Lerner & Co that they've had enough too.
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No offence but Rudy couldn't control an orgasm.
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Another assist for Veretout
For a player in his first season, had he scored 2-3 too, he would be having a very decent first season.
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The awful thing is all the teams around us are doing their best to give us a chance
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Keep richards in midfield the rest of the season.
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so much better without agbonlahor - too late mind
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Isn't it weird that game has to be over for us to show any desire.
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Isn't it weird that game has to be over for us to show any desire.
And for the opposition to take their foot off the gas.
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Keep richards in midfield the rest of the season.
Good plan, maybe we could rent him out to farmers to use as a scarecrow.
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Rudy will give a few next season.
Yeah and he is one who should be happy to stay. He's had a mixed season, but has shown me enough to suggest he could be useful.
As what though?
gestede is fucking pants who is way out of his league. just like the rest of the wankers. apart from ayew who at least gives a shit
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If only we could cross the ball. If only.
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No offence but Rudy couldn't control an orgasm.
I don't think I'd want to.
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Keep richards in midfield the rest of the season.
Sorry I read that as Keef Richards in midfield the rest of the season
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Rudy will give a few next season.
Yeah and he is one who should be happy to stay. He's had a mixed season, but has shown me enough to suggest he could be useful.
As what though?
Well I think at Championship level he will be solid player at least, and he is still young and has time to grow. I think he just needs be a bit more physical and to add to his game when the balls at his feet.
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good effort
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Isn't it weird that game has to be over for us to show any desire.
And for the opposition to take their foot off the gas.
The key point. We are currently playing a team with their mind on the next game. Watch the difference in Everton closing down first half and now, completely different
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ayew and gestede have looked good
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No offence but Rudy couldn't control an orgasm.
Now a woman might disagree.
I don't think I'd want to.
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Jack Woodward slagging off Pat Murphy!
Haha, what did he say?
I know that Murphy said when they went over to him on the 74th minute that this the worst Villa team he'd seen in 41 years of watching the club. Accurate reporting in my opinion.
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no worries Man City to beat next and then an easy win against Spuds!!
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Rudy will give a few next season.
Yeah and he is one who should be happy to stay. He's had a mixed season, but has shown me enough to suggest he could be useful.
I think he's total bilge, personally. But each to his own.
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Quite enjoyed the last 10 mins bizarrely
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We've created more chances in a game than I can remember for a long time but as usual, crap at the back.
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Rudy will give a few next season.
Yeah and he is one who should be happy to stay. He's had a mixed season, but has shown me enough to suggest he could be useful.
As what though?
Well I think at Championship level he will be solid player at least, and he is still young and has time to grow. I think he just needs be a bit more physical and to add to his game when the balls at his feet.
still young?
fuck me he is 27
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We've created more chances in a game than I can remember for a long time but as usual, crap at the back.
We've been crap at the back for over a year now. It was and still is our main problem and yet 2 transfer windows and this hasn't been addressed.
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ayew and gestede have looked good
They actually tried.
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Jack Woodward slagging off Pat Murphy!
Haha, what did he say?
I know that Murphy said when they went over to him on the 74th minute that this the worst Villa team he'd seen in 41 years of watching the club. Accurate reporting in my opinion.
Indeed it was. How can anyone disagree after watching this shit all season and our painful decline over the last 5 or 6 seasons?
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Keep richards in a minefield the rest of the season.
Fixed.
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Keep richards in a minefield the rest of the season.
Fixed.
I do hope you're saving up!
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Keep richards in a minefield the rest of the season.
Fixed.
I do hope you're saving up!
Ha! Kick me while I'm down, why don't you!
I honestly never thought we could be this shit forever. You're a wise man (with questionable musical taste).