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Heroes & Villains => Match Threads & Player Ratings => Topic started by: Legion on January 19, 2016, 06:38:03 PM
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Are you here Leeg or sat at home ?
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Gabby and Nzogbia in . Didnt expect that :)
Joking aside . Come on Villa
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Just got back home from work. Not going tonight.
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Is this on tv?
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#AVFC team: Guzan, Richards, Lyden, Clark, Richardson, Westwood, Sanchez, Grealish, Sinclair, Ayew, Gestede. #WYC #EmiratesFACup
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No.
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#AVFC subs: Bunn, Gana, Lescott, Veretout, Gil, Kozak, Cissokho. #WYC #EmiratesFACup
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Like the idea of mixing it up but Richardson?
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Lyden at centre half?
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Lyden at centre half?
or right back with Richards at centre half?
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Big chance for some of these tonight. Need to try and keep this little unbeaten run to boost confidence.
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That defence looks a bit ropey.
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Who are the subs?
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I don't see the point in playing Ayew and resting Kozak, remember the winner has got Citeh next.
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#AVFC subs: Bunn, Gana, Lescott, Veretout, Gil, Kozak, Cissokho. #WYC #EmiratesFACup
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I want a good response from Grealish today. And Sinclair for that matter. I think Grealish has to stay wide really and deliver crosses. Sinclair's not going to do it and we've got to be giving Gestede some delivery from wide or he'll be next to useless.
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Happy with that line up. Shows we are resting players for the league game. Which means Remi has not given up. Good for him.
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Win please Villa.
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Will be interesting who plays where. Fair few round holes for square pegs in there.
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The way the official website has pit it on facebook seems to be Sanchez centre back and Lyden in midfield??
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The way the official website has pit it on facebook seems to be Sanchez centre back and Lyden in midfield??
Not this again. He's never a centre half, he's barely a midfielder.
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The way the official website has pit it on facebook seems to be Sanchez centre back and Lyden in midfield??
Not this again. He's never a centre half, he's barely a midfielder.
It could just be the way that they have wrote it.
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The way the official website has pit it on facebook seems to be Sanchez centre back and Lyden in midfield??
Not this again. He's never a centre half, he's barely a midfielder.
He's pretty good as a member of a Jackson 5 tribute act though.
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Poor team selection. He really should have picked the strongest XI. Not impressed no need to treat the FA cup as a non event.
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Haven't seen him play, but thought Lyden was a midfielder. Grealish and Sinclair need to perform.
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The way the official website has pit it on facebook seems to be Sanchez centre back and Lyden in midfield??
Not this again. He's never a centre half, he's barely a midfielder.
He's pretty good as a member of a Jackson 5 tribute act though.
First name on the team sheet.
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Why does Garde want an early exit from the competition? Can you really see N'Zogbia putting a shift in??
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This is the type of opposition that Grealish and Sinclair will look great against
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Sanchez at centre back, alongside Clark, with Richards at RB, by the looks of things. Sanchez played at CB v Notts Co alongside Baker earlier in the season.
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It's looking like it is Sanchez as CB, seriously you couldn't make up this shit.
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Why does Garde want an early exit from the competition? Can you really see N'Zogbia putting a shift in??
No I can't, good job he isnt playing really
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Poor team selection. He really should have picked the strongest XI. Not impressed no need to treat the FA cup as a non event.
Apart from Lyden it's all first team players. We're hardly fielding the U15 side.
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Why does Garde want an early exit from the competition? Can you really see N'Zogbia putting a shift in??
He probably doesn't.
No. Neither can Garde, that's why he isn't playing.
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On the 7 to the ground. Come on you Lions!
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at least that line up confirms gabby is finished here
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Why does Garde want an early exit from the competition? Can you really see N'Zogbia putting a shift in??
Who?
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Why does Garde want an early exit from the competition? Can you really see N'Zogbia putting a shift in??
He probably doesn't.
No. Neither can Garde, that's why he isn't playing.
No but he's put Charles on half time orange duty. It's just asking for trouble. Charley won't cut them into segments in time and he won't remove the pips. It'll be carnage.
Garde out!!
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at least that line up confirms gabby is finished here
He's not finished, he's still got 2 pies and a large chips to get through and then a narrow door afterwards, which will be difficult.
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That is a 442 with Lyden and Richardson at full back.
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We are playing a 4th tier team. He has to play some fringe players. The right selection. Would have fancied a run out for another youth player if anything else.
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Why does Garde want an early exit from the competition? Can you really see N'Zogbia putting a shift in??
Who?
Sorry, my mistake! An earlier post suggested N'Zogbia and Gabby both in?? Neither are playing!
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Poor team selection. He really should have picked the strongest XI. Not impressed no need to treat the FA cup as a non event.
Apart from Lyden it's all first team players. We're hardly fielding the U15 side.
7 first team players out not good. This is the FA cup FFS.
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We are playing a 4th tier team. He has to play some fringe players.
No he does not.
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We're not obsessed. Honest.
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at least that line up confirms gabby is finished here
There is a god after all.
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We get this at least once a week from the legend himself, monetary wise yes he's done well but I swear he thinks he's got a locker full of trophies.
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If he loses this he is dead to me😡
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at least that line up confirms gabby is finished here
He's not finished, he's still got 2 pies and a large chips to get through and then a narrow door afterwards, which will be difficult.
he wont get served until half 8 if hes in the lower north
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Cup games mean interlopers here in the posh seats. Shouldntbeallowed
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I really really hate that "Everywhere we go....." chant
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There ain't many here
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I really really hate that "Everywhere we go....." chant
The Barmy Army one?
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We're not obsessed. Honest.
Do they use a different template for the cup game programmes? As the last home cup game was the Blues from memory- the proofing is obviously following the team and having a mare
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That defence looks a bit ropey.
nothin new there then
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the game is supposedly live on Eurosport
Does anyone know how to get that it's not on the Eurosport telly channels
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It isn't, I'm afraid.
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I think they're live text updates, not to pictures.
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It isn't, I'm afraid.
Ok thanks
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Come on Villa please win.
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Have we scored yet
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/35101348
There's commentary on the bbc and apparently they'll show any goals on there too
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I enjoy the Martin O'Neill spending joke Dean Saunders just made on 5Live. Not acknowledged by commentator who obviously doesn't understand what a pubehead he is.
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Saunders hasn't a clue on the 5Live Comms, ''I wonder what Julian Lescott is thinking, on the bench", clearly doesn't realise he's a favourite of Garde's being rested.
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The commentator and Saunders are showing a lack of knowledge. They really think this is the first choice team? I'd say we're resting about 6 or 7.
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/35101348
There's commentary on the bbc and apparently they'll show any goals on there too
They keep banging on about the attendance and how Villa supporters have voted with their feet with the expectation that the ground will be empty for the next PLhome gam if Villa lose this one..
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They are clueless.
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The commentator and Saunders are showing a lack of knowledge. They really think this is the first choice team? I'd say we're resting about 6 or 7.
Disappointing by Saunders, 'd have expected better comments from him, but both him and the commentator just state typical pundit lack of knowledge remarks. Very poor
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Bristol C v Albion is poor.
Stripeys have put out a decent team and they are absolutely hoofing it up front at every opportunity. No complaints if it works, but I thought Albion were the stylish-football team in the west midlands, right? Right?
Apparently it doesn't really matter to the yammers after all.
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I keep thinking I am listening to Rob Bryden without the jokes.
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Dean Saunders is quite embarrassing to listen to. The commentator is not much better either.
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Saunders saying you don't want Ayew on the pitch because he's not trying. Two things, first he's a quality player and second he's probably our hardest working player.
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Jesus christ what is Saunders babbling on about? He sounds pissed.
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Jesus christ what is Saunders babbling on about? He sounds pissed.
Just... run! -The extent of Dean Saunder's management technique
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Saunders hasn't a clue on the 5Live Comms, ''I wonder what Julian Lescott is thinking, on the bench", clearly doesn't realise he's a favourite of Garde's being rested.
Loved Deano as a player, but I can see why Wolves went down under his management.
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It now becomes clear why Deano is a shit manager.
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How are we doing?
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Are these two fuckers trying to compete with TMS for banality?
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It's on talkshite as well if Deano does your nut in.
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This doesn't sound great.
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Carlos San-Chays?
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Even the match thread is sparsely attended.
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It's on talkshite as well if Deano does your nut in.
Yeah, but who are their commentators and are they any better ?
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That mask Sanchez wears must be made os cotton wool
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It's on talkshite as well if Deano does your nut in.
Yeah, but who are their commentators and are they any better ?
No idea, the sound quality is shit.
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Spoutshite sounds like they're on a satellite link from 1972.
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Why is nobody going "FFS" or "this is dire"?
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This is dire.
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It's on talkshite as well if Deano does your nut in.
Yeah, but who are their commentators and are they any better ?
Tom Ross,
who has just been described as a legend of midlands football
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Evening. Stuck at work so having to listen to Deano's fucking awful co-commentary.
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FFS
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Nobody is there to see it.
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Down to ten men.
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Showing the FA cup goals on the red button on the TV if it has not been mentioned already
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Evening. Stuck at work so having to listen to Deano's fucking awful co-commentary.
He's talked absolute bollocks but just made a good point about Sanchez. Basically Carlos is a master of chasing shadows.
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Temporarily, whilst Sanchez revisits Specsavers.
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Philosophical question - If the ball goes over the line in a deserted ground - is it a goal?
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Deano is just as awful as this game sounds.
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Doesn't sound great.
Dean hasn't done his homework has he?
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Does Westwood really point if there is nobody there to see it?
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They've just been talking about Gaelic football. Must be a cracking match.
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GAELIC FOOTBALL?
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They've just been talking about Gaelic football. Must be a cracking match.
Are you sure it was not Gallic football?
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32 minutes of fuck all football.
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This is appalling.
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Portsmouth 1-0 against Ipswich. It's remarkable that Portsmouth are the plucky underdogs in this game against the mighty Ipswich. Remarkable how times have changed so quickly.
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Good save by Guzan. Never doubted him. Ever.
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I thought this was supposed to be ball-by-ball commentary? Mostly inane bollocks.
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This is shit and boring. Guzan saves us from going behind.
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Guzan has just saved us apparently.
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Why is nobody going "FFS" or "this is dire"?
I'm just here to check that when we concede, someone posts:
"There it is."
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TS commentary is two minutes behind real-time.
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FFS this is dire.
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Be surprised if there's 16k here tonight.
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And these players as a squad are going to win 8 or 9 of the last 16 games? Righto. We look terrible against a League Two team.
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FFS this is dire.
There it is!
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SWMBO is watching Snatch on French TV.
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I'm wondering what level of team we would currently look good against?
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Portsmouth 1-0 against Ipswich. It's remarkable that Portsmouth are the plucky underdogs in this game against the mighty Ipswich. Remarkable how times have changed so quickly.
I reckon the Oxford - Swansea was the most impressive example of that. Back in the mid-80s, First Division, League Cup winning Oxford would have been playing Fourth Division Swansea.
Same match a couple of weeks ago and it's a near role-reversal.
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What's "snatch" in French?
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This sounds fucking awful.
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What's "snatch" in French?
Erm, what type of snatch?
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You know you're bored when you google "Tommy Smith" to see if the Tommy Smith who scored for Huddersfield is the same Smith who played for Watford, Cardiff and QPR as you can't fathom how he'd still be playing as he must be 48 by now...
Well it wasn't the same one.
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Sounds like we're really asserting our authority!
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What's "snatch" in French?
Erm, what type of snatch?
"Le Snatch" ??
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What's "snatch" in French?
Erm, what type of snatch?
Surprise me.
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What's "snatch" in French?
Erm, what type of snatch?
"Le Snatch" ??
Maybe "la"...
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I'm trying to work out whether this would be even more boring if I could actually see it.
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Grealish you wanker! (Apparently...)
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Bloody hell we are devoid of quality.
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How's gabby doing?
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Deano again implying that Ayew is lazy, utter bollocks.
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Anyway back to benidorm
Yes it's shit but my lad thinks it's better entertainment
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What's "snatch" in French?
Erm, what type of snatch?
"Le Snatch" ??
Maybe "la"...
Is it not "Ou la la snatch"
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SWMBO is watching Snatch on French TV.
I just assumed all French TV was like that.
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How's gabby doing?
He's managed to cook his tea without setting the house on fire, so far so good.
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What's "snatch" in French?
Erm, what type of snatch?
"Le Snatch" ??
Foo-foo?
Maybe "la"...
Is it not "Ou la la snatch"
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Imagine playing well and comfortably beating someone.
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What's "snatch" in French?
Erm, what type of snatch?
"Le Snatch" ??
Maybe "la"...
Is it not "Ou la la snatch"
La flange
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What is up with Dean Saunders? I haven't a clue what he is talking about.
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What's "snatch" in French?
Erm, what type of snatch?
"Le Snatch" ??
Maybe "la"...
Is it not "Ou la la snatch"
Les Minge
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Imagine playing well and comfortably beating someone.
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What's "snatch" in French?
Erm, what type of snatch?
"Le Snatch" ??
Maybe "la"...
Is it not "Ou la la snatch"
La flange
We make Flange signs at work, it always gets me when I have to order the 'Flange'from our supplier. How bloody old am I?!
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Ah that's typical Guzan, nearly cost is a goal.
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Boos have started. Justifiably as well this has been woeful.
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OK.
"to snatch", as in "grab" or "rob" is "arracher" or "dérober".
"a snatch" as in a fanny is "une chatte" or "une moule"
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Ayew is going to cost us the game hahahaha.
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Our poor half?
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Fuck me this is fucking dire.
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Deano has just commented on Wycombe's 35 year old CH running nonstop all game, and comparing him to the 27 year old Gestede who's barely broken sweat.
Hmmm
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Guzan stating his claim for the weekend
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hopefully this is Guzan's final appearance...
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What is up with Dean Saunders? I haven't a clue what he is talking about.
That's the Welsh for you...
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OK.
"to snatch", as in "grab" or "rob" is "arracher" or "dérober".
"a snatch" as in a fanny is "une chatte" or "une moule"
I had moule soup once in St Lo. Was as sick as a dog for two days.
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Our poor half?
Decade?
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Remi, you need to give them a swift kick up their collective arses
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"Suicidal goalkeeping by Guzan" nothing changes then
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Dean Saunders is channelling Ron Manager. Fucking dreadful!
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"We're not very good, we're not very good, we're not very, we're not very, we're not very good."
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I just hope we are able to snatch a win.
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OK.
"to snatch", as in "grab" or "rob" is "arracher" or "dérober".
"a snatch" as in a fanny is "une chatte" or "une moule"
Is that the same moule as 'moule frites'?
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I heard we were interested in their goalie.
But I bet he hasn't made a save yet
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hopefully this is Guzan's final appearance...
No the Pantomime season is still with us.
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OK.
"to snatch", as in "grab" or "rob" is "arracher" or "dérober".
"a snatch" as in a fanny is "une chatte" or "une moule"
Thank you. Most informative...
So a "snatch and grab..."?
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OK.
"to snatch", as in "grab" or "rob" is "arracher" or "dérober".
"a snatch" as in a fanny is "une chatte" or "une moule"
Is that the same moule as 'moule frites'?
Yes. "Mangez-moi la moule !" will never be the same again now, eh?
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Best French joke ever (from one of the best French films ever):
"Quelle est la différence entre une moule et un pull-over ?
Bah un pull-over ça moule, et une moule ça pue l'ovaire !"
I'll leave it to BE to try and explain that one. It'll be a fuck of a lot more interesting than the game.
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Bloody hell. So much for those who were dropped last week being hungry* to get back in.
*my assumption, not a quote of anybody.
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I heard we were interested in their goalie.
But I bet he hasn't made a save yet
Someone said earlier on the TV coverage thread that the goals would be available on the red button on the telly, as they happen.
You've got to admire the optimism at least.
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How are we going to shift the shite out the club when they can not even raise their game for their own futures sake?
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Well that was abysmal. A bunch of fat blokes from the fourth division outplaying us. It's f in cold here so I am going to give it ten minutes second half and then leave if they are not any better. Can't be bothered anymore .....
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OK.
"to snatch", as in "grab" or "rob" is "arracher" or "dérober".
"a snatch" as in a fanny is "une chatte" or "une moule"
No wonder my moules marinere tasted so fishy
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Our poor half?
Decade?
Millennium?
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Best French joke ever (from one of the best French films ever):
"Quelle est la différence entre une moule et un pull-over ?
Bah un pull-over ça moule, et une moule ça pue l'ovaire !"
I'll leave it to BE to try and explain that one. It'll be a fuck of a lot more interesting than the game.
The only French jokes I know are about French lovers getting away with crimes because they pleaded that they thought their partner was English. Necrophiliac , heiress etc etc.
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Well that was abysmal. A bunch of fat blokes from the fourth division outplaying us. It's f in cold here so I am going to give it ten minutes second half and then leave if they are not any better. Can't be bothered anymore .....
Kepe the faith. Beer & pies will make things bearable surely?
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Best French joke ever (from one of the best French films ever):
"Quelle est la différence entre une moule et un pull-over ?
Bah un pull-over ça moule, et une moule ça pue l'ovaire !"
I'll leave it to BE to try and explain that one. It'll be a fuck of a lot more interesting than the game.
I'm a bit rusty, but something along the lines of "a pull-over fits you tightly, but a vagina smells like ovaries".
It loses something without the French homophones.
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Best French joke ever (from one of the best French films ever):
"Quelle est la différence entre une moule et un pull-over ?
Bah un pull-over ça moule, et une moule ça pue l'ovaire !"
I'll leave it to BE to try and explain that one. It'll be a fuck of a lot more interesting than the game.
Les Nuls !
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I wonder if Grealish is actually going to do something tonight. England International hahaha good one.
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AVTV is giving me a replay of Woodwards commentary from other games at half time. Bloody hell, I know we fans have been a bit abusive but surely this is cruel and unusual punishment?
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I wonder if Grealish is actually going to do something tonight. England International hahaha good one.
Someone sit at the side of the pitch with a bell and ring last orders, see if that gets the fucker moving.
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Now jack is back and sounds out of breath. Maybe rubbed one out at half time?
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Sanchez off injured.
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"a pull-over fits you tightly, but a vagina smells like ovaries".
I've lived my life by that rule.
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Gana coming on. Hopefully he'll offer presence in midfield. Sounds like Jackson 5 was shite.
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OK.
"to snatch", as in "grab" or "rob" is "arracher" or "dérober".
"a snatch" as in a fanny is "une chatte" or "une moule"
Is that the same moule as 'moule frites'?
Yes. "Mangez-moi la moule !" will never be the same again now, eh?
Brillant. "Garcon, French fanny and chips please"
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Well that was abysmal. A bunch of fat blokes from the fourth division outplaying us. It's f in cold here so I am going to give it ten minutes second half and then leave if they are not any better. Can't be bothered anymore .....
Ten minutes? I'd have gone home at half time tbh. Fair play.
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Sanchez off injured.
Has he pulled a mussel?
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Come on Gana do a job.
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Just off a flight, turned phone on to get a HT of 0-0. I'm hoping there's a network fault.
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OK.
"to snatch", as in "grab" or "rob" is "arracher" or "dérober".
"a snatch" as in a fanny is "une chatte" or "une moule"
Is that the same moule as 'moule frites'?
Yes. "Mangez-moi la moule !" will never be the same again now, eh?
Brillant. "Garcon, French fanny and chips please"
You can also hear "mangez-moi la figue !" (figue = fig)
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Sanchez off injured.
Has he pulled a mussel?
That's what the Whelk did at the underwater Disco...
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So this is actually working against us and destroying the bit of confidence built in the last two games? What must these guys think that they're made to look so bad by teams supposedly inferior?
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Just awful.
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We really are crap. Boy do we need a proper striker and some creativity. Gestede is so poor.
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I'm quite glad that there is no stream.
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The pace we play football at is like 50 year olds having a kick about for old times sake.
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Dean Saunders sounds like he's had a stroke.
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Did Sanchez get back on the pitch after his injury or did we finish the half with 10 men?
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Andy Blair reckons our formation is wrong for this game.
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Dean Saunders sounds like he's had a stroke.
Have we scored?
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Dean Saunders sounds like he's had a stroke.
Have we scored?
Do chickens have lips?
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Gotta get back to work. Doubtless we will click and romp home to a nice 3-0 win. Good luck those who are staying!
UTV!
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Dean Saunders sounds like he's had a stroke.
I shouldn't laugh, but I just have.
The game sounds fantastically woeful.
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Talksport game sponsored by regain for men
Can we give our players some
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Best French joke ever (from one of the best French films ever):
"Quelle est la différence entre une moule et un pull-over ?
Bah un pull-over ça moule, et une moule ça pue l'ovaire !"
I'll leave it to BE to try and explain that one. It'll be a fuck of a lot more interesting than the game.
Les Nuls !
You shellfish git.
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I'm going to imagine I'm watching a good film instead.
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Stripey filth ahead.
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Annoying that the Villa are so poor...turned on BT sport to hear the bitter birds singing "Shit on the Villa" as they are drawing 0-0 with no shots on target vs Brizzle Citeh..
bunch of Obsessed wankers....
UTV
The Doc
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Best French joke ever (from one of the best French films ever):
"Quelle est la différence entre une moule et un pull-over ?
Bah un pull-over ça moule, et une moule ça pue l'ovaire !"
I'll leave it to BE to try and explain that one. It'll be a fuck of a lot more interesting than the game.
Les Nuls !
You shellfish git.
I clammed up.
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Can't blame them for pulling the plug.
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Lost the commentary on Five Live, real shame.
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Oh, you robbing cow.
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H&V posse are taking over L2. Which is more interesting than the game.
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This motel owner seems nice.
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H&V posse are taking over L2. Which is more interesting than the game.
Are we playing that? OK.
I'm drinking Apple pie tea with rum. Which is more interesting than the game.
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H&V posse are taking over L2. Which is more interesting than the game.
Pitch invasion if we score?
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I am going to imagine some juicy mussels and a plate of figs. And a pussy.
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Let's pretend we've scored a goal.
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Fucking hell. Just checking in. Is it as shit as it sounds or appears?
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YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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H&V posse are taking over L2. Which is more interesting than the game.
Pitch invasion if we have a shot?
Fixed.
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Damn. They got the commentary back.
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YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disallowed.
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YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Offside.
Even in my imagination we can't score.
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YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You fell asleep on the keyboard didn't you?
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Fucking hell. Just checking in.
DON'T HAVE A SHOWER!
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Oh, she's jumping in the shower. This is promising.
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Just noticed Sinclair on the pitch. When did he come on?
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Wycombe went close.
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YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah right, like I was going to fall for that.
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We can make up whatever we want, can't we?
Apart from Westwood scoring. Nobody would ever believe that.
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Just noticed Sinclair on the pitch. When did he come on?
Last January.
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Wycombe should have scored again. Clark is fucking useless.
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Sounds like same old villa
Shit final ball
Grealish and sinclair sound wank
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Just off a flight, turned phone on to get a HT of 0-0. I'm hoping there's a network fault.
Not to worry mate
It's like an episode of 'mind your language' on here tonight
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The winner of this game is basically playing for a chance to get royally pillocked by Man City. We'll end up like the biscuit in a circle jerk playing a top side.
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Westwood crap
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We had a shot!
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I don't like being at work but some of you poor buggers might have extra time.
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This seaaon has been bad but this game has added dullness
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We need to make a change. I'd replace the last six years.
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I feel sorry for Remi, what the fuck is wrong with these players ??
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We can make up whatever we want, can't we?
Apart from Westwood scoring. Nobody would ever believe that.
Visitors from the planet Nargethsdsd have just landed in their spaceship on the centre circle. They have now sucked up the ball into the probe and shot back up into space with the ball and they are refusing to give it back. Wankers.
Is more believable than Westwood scoring.
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Another opportunity to press the It's Ashley Westwood... And it's well over the bar.' button.
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Fucking hell. Just checking in. Is it as shit as it sounds or appears?
Protecting a point against Wycombe...oh wait. Thats in the future...
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Someone go and give Richards a bollocking again. Get the team shaken up a bit.
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Grealish is crap isn't he?!
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Had to laugh, the Sky commentator said its the first time he's ever heard a team being booed on to the pitch after being booed off.
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God Almighty.
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Dean Saunders. "They're making it up"
Commentator. "There's no structure".
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I think we should just give it to Wycombe at least they will play their strongest team and have a go against City.
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Right now this just at the ha ha ain't we crap stage, that will inevitably turn into the fuck off this is embarrassing stage, and likely to end in an 80 somethingth winner for Wycombe.
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Most importantly, I now understand why "Are You being Served?" was never a hit in France, what with Madame Slocombe's moule winning awards every time she shows it.
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We need to make a change. I'd replace the last six years.
I have some paint. Watching that sit in the pot whilst it slowly turned more and more crusty before hardening to what is known as a dry state would have been more enjoyable.
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Deano just said that most of the time the ball goes wide, Gestede runs out of the box instead of getting inside at the back post. lol. Brilliant.
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I feel sorry for Remi, what the fuck is wrong with these players ??
But what's wrong with Remi picking these players?
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So... who does everyone fancy in the Europa League next season?
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This is atrocious.
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This has been embarrassing apart from Ayew and Lyden.
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Grealish is crap isn't he?!
He can't be arsed. Does he really want to go back to playing L2 football?
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I reckon they've got a lads weekend planned for the 30/31st.
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So... who does everyone fancy in the Europa League next season?
Are we top of the fair play league then?
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Booing the team back on? FFS really?
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Can we get Roy essandoh on for us.
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If we were a Sicilian team, the players would be sleeping with the fishes by now.
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Sounds like Sinclair is our most dangerous player today.
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Dean Saunders. "They're making it up"
Commentator. "There's no structure".
They're talking about our gallows humour, laughing at the team
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Booing the team back on? FFS really?
Maybe they were shouting Boo-urns?
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Sounds like we're finally turning the screw.
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Three shots in a few minutes. We're rampant!
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Can we get Roy essandoh on for us.
He's out of our price range.
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OK I am off i have had enough I can't do extra time.
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OK I am off i have had enough I can't do extra time.
Booooooooooo
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Get Westwood off
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Are we being outmusselled?
(http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/opened-organic-mussel-ready-to-eat-11972168.jpg)
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Never let him back on, ever again.
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Westwoodoverthebar
Is that his full name?
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Gil on for Grealish
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Get Westwood off
We been trying but he just keep running back in....every fucking weekend for 4 years . And sometimes midweek too!
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Anyone at the game fancy waiting by the team coach to give them a few choice words/insults?
What shall we vote for?
I vote we call them "Piss kidneys" and "Jizz Cocks."
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Are we being outmusselled?
(http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/opened-organic-mussel-ready-to-eat-11972168.jpg)
It's like something off CSI-Skegness
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Never let him back on, ever again.
Westwood? Too righ
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Goal
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Get Westwood off
We been trying but he just keep running back in....every fucking weekend for 4 years . And sometimes midweek too!
Can we not swap him for Mo Salifou?
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Gil on for Grealish
Grealish has been awful this season.
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Clarke relieved
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Anyone at the game fancy waiting by the team coach to give them a few choice words/insults?
What shall we vote for?
I vote we call them "Piss kidneys" and "Jizz Cocks."
Sadsacks.
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Clarke yessssssssssssssss
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Finally a goal.
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Ciaran Clarke (aka the artist formerly known as Clark) goal.
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There it is.
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Well, bugger me sideways.
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Never in doubt! Super Clarke! ::)
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Goal!?
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At last.....
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Its our year 😊
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Well done Ciarane
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At last!
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CAN'T ANY OF YOU SPELL HIS BLOODY NAME RIGHT!!!??????
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Great header!
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Oooh a goal
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Four more now please.
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GGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Calamity Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaallllll
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Well done Ciarane
**Applause**
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Well done Ciarane
Clever boy!
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20,700 there, decent that all things considered.
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Clarke? Will we get done for playing an unregistered player?
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I feel sorry for Remi, what the fuck is wrong with these players ??
But what's wrong with Remi picking these players?
Quite. I was hoping by now he'd have had more than enough time to work out who might just be good enough to win a game of football for us. Evidently not'.
Yay, Clark does what Gestede is supposed to do in the box. 1-0.
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CAN'T ANY OF YOU SPELL HIS BLOODY NAME RIGHT!!!??????
Keeronn?
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His 150th appearance FFS
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We did a goal.
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So it was a Westwood cross to Clarke for the goal.
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The commentator is pronouncing his name the Oirish way - Ciarán.
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'Ave it you fucking poncey Southern fancy dans. Knew they wouldn't fancy it on our pitch on a cold Tuesday night.
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The shock is well and truly on now.
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Ea-sy Ea-sy
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Kieran Clarke!
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Goal
1 minute after reading this, i heard it on talksport
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Nice header from Clark.
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Goal
1 minute after reading this, i heard it on talksport
2 minutes for me.
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150th appearance for Clark too.
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Ceiareane Celearekee?
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:)
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So it was a Westwood cross to Clarke for the goal.
Probably a shot from Westwood
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I always liked that nice Kenneth Clarke, cracking player.
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His 150th appearance FFS
Yeah, it's as good a time as any to get upset about it.
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Where's the goal on the beeb site? They promised us.
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Goal
1 minute after reading this, i heard it on talksport
2 minutes for me.
y
I thought Legion was there
With the Birmingham programme
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Never in doubt ;)
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Kim Carnes scored?
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Plays in hush puppies
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So it was a Westwood cross to Clarke for the goal.
Thats not happening in this universe ever again....prolly not even the fist or the second part alone.
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Goal
1 minute after reading this, i heard it on talksport
2 minutes for me.
I didn't sound very excited did I
Sorry
Ggggooooooaaaaallllllllllll
Well done my babies
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His 150th appearance FFS
Yeah, it's as good a time as any to get upset about it.
Nice. ;)
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I've been stuck in the car the last 30 mins enduring Saunders. I understand what your all on about.
He spouting a right load of tosh!
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His 150th appearance FFS
But you don't always find a negative out of a positive, oh no.
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Grealish awful again Wycombe is a bit worrying.
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Kim Carnes scored?
**Desperately tries to think of a Bette Davis Eyes joke**
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Can we do the impossible and get a second goal?
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I think I preferred the first half with all the snatch talk on here the second half and actually listening to the match with Saunders. I finally get back home and I miss the bloody goal!
Get in!!!!!!
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Bet olaftab is feeling a proppa 'nana now
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His 150th appearance FFS
His 1,941st moaning post FFS.
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I bet man City are shitting it after this
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Honestly! Doesn't anyone say "me babbies" any more?? No wonder nobody knows how to spell Clerk...
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His 150th appearance FFS
But you don't always find a negative out of a positive, oh no.
No idea what you are on about, I am surprised he has played that many games, what's the problem?
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Did I just hear right that Wycombe have an igloo playing up top ?
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His 150th appearance FFS
His 1,941st moaning post FFS.
:) :) :) :)
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Come on ref
Blow the whistle ;)
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Nice to be on here with all these friendly Villa Fans,
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His 150th appearance FFS
But you don't always find a negative out of a positive, oh no.
No idea what you are on about, I am surprised he has played that many games, what's the problem?
Why the "FFS"?
A lad from our academy who has played 150 times for the first team is not a "FFS" post for me in any way.
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Unbeaten in 3
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Did I just hear right that Wycombe have an igloo playing up top ?
Yes. And he's more mobile than Gestede.
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Sounds like Gana improved us
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Nice to be on here with all these friendly Villa Fans,
I'm quite happy for you to be on 'here', but if you don't like it then please feel free to go elsewhere.
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His 150th appearance FFS
But you don't always find a negative out of a positive, oh no.
No idea what you are on about, I am surprised he has played that many games, what's the problem?
Why the "FFS"?
A lad from our academy who has played 150 times for the first team is not a "FFS" post for me in any way.
lost in translation
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Goallllllll
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Honestly! Doesn't anyone say "me babbies" any more?? No wonder nobody knows how to spell Clerk...
Come on me babbiessssssssssss
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Gana
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BOOM.
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woohoo!!!
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How we played? I've been watching Smethwick being absolutely bang averagely shit on bt sport.
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Woo
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Get in Gana.
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His 150th appearance FFS
But you don't always find a negative out of a positive, oh no.
No idea what you are on about, I am surprised he has played that many games, what's the problem?
Of course that's what you meant.
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Lovely goal.
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Blimey we've scored again.
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Sounded like a lovely goal.
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Gana
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Nice goal.
Never in doubt.
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WEM-BER-LEY!!!
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Gana...yessssssss !
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Great goal! Thank feck for that. :)
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Ace? TS is so far behind it is ridiculous.
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Job done. Great goal too.
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What does 2-0 mean?
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Can we do the impossible and get a second goal?
YES
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Rudy pulled off his marker according to Sky Sports. He must have had a lot of time
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I gave up and started knitting - must knit more often.
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Ace? TS is so far behind it is ridiculous.
Bet you're on the net
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Rudy pulled off his marker according to Sky Sports.
Surely that's at least a booking?
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Is that his first Villa goal?
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59years of hurt. this is our year
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Rudy pulled off his marker according to Sky Sports. He must have had a lot of time
That's one way to distract him.
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I jus got a telling off for laughing by er indoors
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Yes!! Get in, woo hoo
Going down but we're gonna win the cup!
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First time scored twice since Watford?
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What does 2-0 mean?
That they can get to the nuvobar early.
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Rudy pulled off his marker according to Sky Sports. He must have had a lot of time
That's one way to distract him.
I'm surprised by that. Normally Rudy's better with his head.
eh thank you.
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West Brom winning in injury time and their fans having a rousing rendition of Shit on the Villa.
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Win... Man City now
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What does 2-0 mean?
we get 3 points I think
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Full time. 2-0 to Remi's Invincibles.
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Unbeaten in 4
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I hope we can go into the weekends game with a bit of confidence.
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I'm looking at hotels near Wembley.
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West Brom winning in injury time and their fans having a rousing rendition of Shit on the Villa.
Yeah I just heard that too. Like Small Heath they live and breath claret and blue.
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Now we just have to beat West Brom on Saturday and things will really be looking up...
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I hope we can go into the weekends game with a bit of confidence.
I'm sure the booing of the team off and onto the pitch helped.
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West Brom winning in injury time and their fans having a rousing rendition of Shit on the Villa.
Awwww, bless. Were they clapping along too or was that a bit too difficult for them? It's amazing how much more noise they can make with those extra fingers, you know.
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I hope we can go into the weekends game with a bit of confidence.
I'm sure the booing of the team off and onto the pitch helped.
To be fair it seemed to have the desired effect again.
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Small steps ... but that is one goal conceded in three games - not happened since March.
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I feel sorry for Remi, what the fuck is wrong with these players ??
But what's wrong with Remi picking these players?
True