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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Jivi lee on December 29, 2015, 11:13:30 PM

Title: Odds To Go Down
Post by: Jivi lee on December 29, 2015, 11:13:30 PM
We are 1-20 to go down, personally I think we are just 'fucked' as opposed to 'quite' or 'very' should I have £50 now or after Sunderland. At least its a small wedge towards my season ticket next season what say you?
Title: Re: Odds To Go Down
Post by: Sexual Ealing on December 29, 2015, 11:15:23 PM
If you think £2.50 will soften the blow, go nuts.
Title: Re: Odds To Go Down
Post by: Jivi lee on December 29, 2015, 11:17:07 PM
If you think £2.50 will soften the blow, go nuts.

Might have it as a double to win the cup then.
Title: Re: Odds To Go Down
Post by: Sexual Ealing on December 29, 2015, 11:19:06 PM
You must be very proud.
Title: Re: Odds To Go Down
Post by: Jivi lee on December 29, 2015, 11:21:42 PM
You must be very proud.
...because I think we are 'fucked'?
Title: Re: Odds To Go Down
Post by: Dave on December 29, 2015, 11:24:06 PM
Don't you have better things to do Gary?
Title: Re: Odds To Go Down
Post by: Jivi lee on December 29, 2015, 11:27:01 PM
Don't you have better things to do Gary?
Like what Dave?
Title: Re: Odds To Go Down
Post by: olaftab on December 29, 2015, 11:27:08 PM
Jivi lee if I were you I would keeping away from betting based on your first post! If you really want to make a killing like professtionals I suggest your lump 10 grand on us going down at 1/20 then you will have enough fir your ST next year.
Title: Re: Odds To Go Down
Post by: Jivi lee on December 29, 2015, 11:28:59 PM
Jivi lee if I were you I would keeping away from betting based on your first post! If you really want to make a killing like professtionals I suggest your lump 10 grand on us going down at 1/20 then you will have enough fir your ST next year.

Read my post again, we are only 'fucked' in my opinion, win at Sunderland and other results go our way ........you never know.
Title: Re: Odds To Go Down
Post by: dave.woodhall on December 29, 2015, 11:30:29 PM
Don't you have better things to do Gary?
Like what Dave?

Like going back to your obsessed little friends who know what they am.
Title: Re: Odds To Go Down
Post by: Des Little on December 29, 2015, 11:33:27 PM
Since when did Smethwick get the Internet?.
Title: Re: Odds To Go Down
Post by: Jivi lee on December 29, 2015, 11:36:24 PM
Don't you have better things to do Gary?
Like what Dave?

Like going back to your obsessed little friends who know what they am.
I was told this forum wasn't a clique, it seems the Dave's are ganging up on me!!!
Title: Re: Odds To Go Down
Post by: Jivi lee on December 29, 2015, 11:37:58 PM
Since when did Smethwick get the Internet?.
...get you!!! Solihull!!! 'aka I have a couple of quid'
Title: Re: Odds To Go Down
Post by: Des Little on December 29, 2015, 11:39:29 PM
Since when did Smethwick get the Internet?.
...get you!!! Solihull!!! 'aka I have a couple of quid'

I know, Ar. I'm considerably richer than yow

...and I get out of the bath for a piss.
Title: Re: Odds To Go Down
Post by: Dave on December 29, 2015, 11:42:41 PM
Don't you have better things to do Gary?
Like what Dave?

Well, colour me suspicious Gary but Villa fans tend not to talk about 'our history'. We just know it's there, it doesn't need referencing.  Next time you want to sign up, maybe don't make it your very first post?

If you want to blend in and play the long game.
Title: Re: Odds To Go Down
Post by: Jivi lee on December 29, 2015, 11:43:28 PM
Since when did Smethwick get the Internet?.
...get you!!! Solihull!!! 'aka I have a couple of quid'

I know, Ar. I'm considerably richer than yow

...and I get out of the bath for a piss.



I prefer a shower, far more hygienic. Back on topic does anyone know the odds for going down and winning the cup? Cheers in advance.
Title: Re: Odds To Go Down
Post by: Dave on December 29, 2015, 11:48:46 PM
Since when did Smethwick get the Internet?.
...get you!!! Solihull!!! 'aka I have a couple of quid'

I know, Ar. I'm considerably richer than yow

...and I get out of the bath for a piss.



I prefer a shower, far more hygienic. Back on topic does anyone know the odds for going down and winning the cup? Cheers in advance.

For Villa? Very long.

About as long as the odds for this site going a month without a dull Albion fan signing up to help him deal with his dull inferiority complex.
Title: Re: Odds To Go Down
Post by: Jivi lee on December 29, 2015, 11:55:04 PM
Since when did Smethwick get the Internet?.
...get you!!! Solihull!!! 'aka I have a couple of quid'

I know, Ar. I'm considerably richer than yow

...and I get out of the bath for a piss.



I prefer a shower, far more hygienic. Back on topic does anyone know the odds for going down and winning the cup? Cheers in advance.

For Villa? Very long.

About as long as the odds for this site going a month without a dull Albion fan signing up to help him deal with his dull inferiority complex.
Very out of order young Dave. We need to keep our nerve and ridiculous comments like that are the sign of the jitters, squeeky bum time yes but keep the faith!
Title: Re: Odds To Go Down
Post by: Des Little on December 29, 2015, 11:57:00 PM
Gary, be a love and give the bab his Spectrum back.
Title: Re: Odds To Go Down
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on December 30, 2015, 12:09:46 AM
I've just looked on Oddschecker and Labrokes are offering Evens that Jivi lee has got a really tiny cock.

Title: Re: Odds To Go Down
Post by: adrenachrome on December 30, 2015, 01:04:44 AM
Viral warts, and herpes are odds on. Don't bet against the dreaded Gono or the big Syph. Guaranteed corrosion of the cerebral cortex.

Title: Re: Odds To Go Down
Post by: Villa in Denmark on December 30, 2015, 09:34:53 AM
Viral warts, and herpes are odds on. Don't bet against the dreaded Gono or the big Syph. Guaranteed corrosion of the cerebral cortex.

I didn't realise Rickety Lambert was strong with the force, but he's definitely gone over to the dark side.
Title: Re: Odds To Go Down
Post by: LeeB on December 30, 2015, 09:50:58 AM
Since when did Smethwick get the Internet?.
...get you!!! Solihull!!! 'aka I have a couple of quid'

I know, Ar. I'm considerably richer than yow

...and I get out of the bath for a piss.



I prefer a shower, far more hygienic. Back on topic does anyone know the odds for going down and winning the cup? Cheers in advance.

You piss in your shower?
Title: Re: Odds To Go Down
Post by: Bad English on December 30, 2015, 11:43:21 AM
I have a wet room. Is it acceptable to piss in it while showering?
Title: Re: Odds To Go Down
Post by: Dave Cooper please on December 31, 2015, 12:02:39 AM

You piss in your shower?

Don't you?
Title: Re: Odds To Go Down
Post by: olaftab on December 31, 2015, 01:42:48 AM
I have a wet room. Is it acceptable to piss in it while showering?
Wet room? Is that a posh name for French squat loo?
Title: Re: Odds To Go Down
Post by: Louzie0 on December 31, 2015, 01:51:46 AM
I have a wet room. Is it acceptable to piss in it while showering?
Wet room? Is that a posh name for French squat loo?

Conservatory with a leak.
Title: Re: Odds To Go Down
Post by: robbo1874 on December 31, 2015, 01:52:42 AM
Bless them- Best season in decades and our shittest, and that's the best trolling they can come up with?
Title: Re: Odds To Go Down
Post by: olaftab on December 31, 2015, 01:59:18 AM
I have a wet room. Is it acceptable to piss in it while showering?
Wet room? Is that a posh name for French squat loo?

Conservatory with a leak.
Oh good in that case I also have a wet room😀
Title: Re: Odds To Go Down
Post by: Louzie0 on December 31, 2015, 02:00:57 AM
I have a wet room. Is it acceptable to piss in it while showering?
Wet room? Is that a posh name for French squat loo?

Conservatory with a leak.
Oh good in that case I also have a wet room😀
So have I!
Title: Re: Odds To Go Down
Post by: oswald funkletrumpet on December 31, 2015, 08:19:29 AM
Since when did Smethwick get the Internet?.
...get you!!! Solihull!!! 'aka I have a couple of quid'

I know, Ar. I'm considerably richer than yow

...and I get out of the bath for a piss.



I prefer a shower, far more hygienic. Back on topic does anyone know the odds for going down and winning the cup? Cheers in advance.

havent you got anything better to do like checking how many fingers you have/if there is any webbing between your toes
Title: Re: Odds To Go Down
Post by: Bad English on December 31, 2015, 10:01:52 AM
The French for wet room is "douche à l'italienne", Italian-style shower. I do not have a conservatory.

The French for twat is "Douche à la Tipton"

Title: Re: Odds To Go Down
Post by: Richard E on December 31, 2015, 10:04:22 AM

The French for twat is "Douche à la Tipton"


Oi! We'll have less of that, thank you ;-)
Title: Re: Odds To Go Down
Post by: Steve kirk on December 31, 2015, 10:11:09 AM
Since when did Smethwick get the Internet?.
...get you!!! Solihull!!! 'aka I have a couple of quid'

I know, Ar. I'm considerably richer than yow

...and I get out of the bath for a piss.



I prefer a shower, far more hygienic. Back on topic does anyone know the odds for going down and winning the cup? Cheers in advance.

For Villa? Very long.

About as long as the odds for this site going a month without a dull Albion fan signing up to help him deal with his dull inferiority complex.

I do like the way you deal with these idiots, its very swift and suddenly they're gone, thank you.
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