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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Richard E on October 16, 2015, 05:10:11 PM

Title: Joe Cole Sent To Coventry
Post by: Richard E on October 16, 2015, 05:10:11 PM
We've shipped him out to our dear departed former "local rivals" on an emergency loan, apparently. What a great signing he was!
Title: Re: Joe Cole Sent To Coventry
Post by: Clampy on October 16, 2015, 05:12:55 PM
Blimey, what's he done to deserve that?
Title: Re: Joe Cole Sent To Coventry
Post by: silhillvilla on October 16, 2015, 05:14:34 PM
Thanks for the goal at Burnley. Other than that what a bizarre signing . File alongside Jenas , Pires and Senderos
Title: Re: Joe Cole Sent To Coventry
Post by: PeterWithesShin on October 16, 2015, 05:16:17 PM
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Cole’s wages, which are likely to be around the £20,000 a week mark, would have been a stumbling block but it seems where there’s a will there’s a way, the likelihood being that the player has agreed to forego some of his pay packet.
Title: Re: Joe Cole Sent To Coventry
Post by: PeterWithesShin on October 16, 2015, 05:18:07 PM
Thanks for the goal at Burnley. Other than that what a bizarre signing . File alongside Jenas , Pires and Senderos

Pires was one of the few players we could sign at the time as we could only sign out of contract players. We needed a player so signed what was probably the best available. Ultimately he wasn't good enough but it was hardly a bizarre signing.
Title: Re: Joe Cole Sent To Coventry
Post by: eamonn on October 16, 2015, 05:42:36 PM
Where's the quote about him being on £20k a week from? Surely it's not that low. And I can't imagine Cov being able to afford to pay for his eels and mash to be taxi'd-up from Canning Town never mind anything else.
Title: Re: Joe Cole Sent To Coventry
Post by: waynejames on October 16, 2015, 06:57:35 PM
Coventry?
Do they play Rugby?
Title: Re: Joe Cole Sent To Coventry
Post by: PeterWithesShin on October 16, 2015, 07:09:17 PM
Where's the quote about him being on £20k a week from? Surely it's not that low. And I can't imagine Cov being able to afford to pay for his eels and mash to be taxi'd-up from Canning Town never mind anything else.

Cov local paper. It was said at the time we signed him he was taking a big drop in wages.
Title: Re: Joe Cole Sent To Coventry
Post by: Villa in Denmark on October 16, 2015, 07:11:56 PM
Where's the quote about him being on £20k a week from? Surely it's not that low. And I can't imagine Cov being able to afford to pay for his eels and mash to be taxi'd-up from Canning Town never mind anything else.

Cov local paper. It was said at the time we signed him he was taking a big drop in wages.

Still £20K pet week isn't bad for a pension.
Title: Re: Joe Cole Sent To Coventry
Post by: Ron Manager on October 16, 2015, 07:14:55 PM
Huge success wasn't he? How long is left on his Villa contract?.
Title: Re: Joe Cole Sent To Coventry
Post by: Tony Erdington on October 16, 2015, 07:15:40 PM
his a cant
Title: Re: Joe Cole Sent To Coventry
Post by: Villa in Denmark on October 16, 2015, 07:16:25 PM
2 year deal if I remember rightly, so until the end of this season.
Title: Re: Joe Cole Sent To Coventry
Post by: Risso on October 16, 2015, 07:38:52 PM
Thanks for the goal at Burnley. Other than that what a bizarre signing . File alongside Jenas , Pires and Senderos

Pires was one of the few players we could sign at the time as we could only sign out of contract players. We needed a player so signed what was probably the best available. Ultimately he wasn't good enough but it was hardly a bizarre signing.

He'd been training with a non-league side hadn't he, and to be honest, didn't even look fit enough for that.
Title: Re: Joe Cole Sent To Coventry
Post by: olaftab on October 16, 2015, 07:46:20 PM
Thanks for the goal at Burnley. Other than that what a bizarre signing . File alongside Jenas , Pires and Senderos
How can you forget Grant Timber Holt?
Title: Re: Joe Cole Sent To Coventry
Post by: olaftab on October 16, 2015, 07:47:50 PM
A Cov fan at work told me about Cole. I asked him to provide a chair for him in the centre circle. He said Cov can't afford that!
Title: Re: Joe Cole Sent To Coventry
Post by: LeeB on October 16, 2015, 08:16:06 PM
As a cost cutting measure he's going to get the bus there every day.

He'll jump on what I like to call the no.10.
Title: Re: Joe Cole Sent To Coventry
Post by: SoccerHQ on October 16, 2015, 09:46:06 PM
Think he was on a pay as you play.
Title: Re: Joe Cole Sent To Coventry
Post by: silhillvilla on October 16, 2015, 09:49:18 PM
After this he must be close to calling it a day & opting for the jungle or CBB instead.
Title: Re: Joe Cole Sent To Coventry
Post by: Des Little on October 16, 2015, 10:41:31 PM
He is better off calling it a day. Playing there will sap every last drop of spirit he has left.
Title: Re: Joe Cole Sent To Coventry
Post by: OCD on October 16, 2015, 10:53:16 PM
I've seen that this has been in the Coventry local paper but haven't seen anything on the OS about it.
Title: Re: Joe Cole Sent To Coventry
Post by: PeterWithesShin on October 17, 2015, 12:48:04 AM
Thanks for the goal at Burnley. Other than that what a bizarre signing . File alongside Jenas , Pires and Senderos

Pires was one of the few players we could sign at the time as we could only sign out of contract players. We needed a player so signed what was probably the best available. Ultimately he wasn't good enough but it was hardly a bizarre signing.

He'd been training with a non-league side hadn't he, and to be honest, didn't even look fit enough for that.

From Wiki (yes I know)

Quote
Pirès returned to England and trained at London Colney – Arsenal's training ground, in order to keep his fitness levels up.[15] In October 2010, it was reported that Conference National club Crawley Town intended to talk to Pirès about joining them for some part of the season, but the player's spokesman said they were "not aware of any interest" from that club.[16]

On 16 November 2010, Aston Villa boss Gérard Houllier had been in talks with representatives of Pirès.[17] On 18 November, the 37-year-old midfielder completed his move to Aston Villa on a six-month contract
Title: Re: Joe Cole Sent To Coventry
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on October 17, 2015, 07:16:57 AM
Truly horrible thing to do to a man. It might give him some playing time,  probably about 20 mins
Title: Re: Joe Cole Sent To Coventry
Post by: villasjf on October 17, 2015, 08:47:13 AM
Truly horrible thing to do to a man. It might give him some playing time,  probably about 20 mins
I doubt he could last 20 minutes.
Title: Re: Joe Cole Sent To Coventry
Post by: cdbearsfan on October 17, 2015, 08:50:57 AM
Should boost the crowd having a Villa player on the pitch. Don't think they've got a full house since last time we played there.
Title: Re: Joe Cole Sent To Coventry
Post by: silhillvilla on October 17, 2015, 09:04:17 AM
More like a circus act now. Come and see joe Cole the man who can blow through his arse inside 5 mins.
Title: Re: Joe Cole Sent To Coventry
Post by: villasjf on October 17, 2015, 10:31:53 AM
Mowbray says he was supprised and he may not even play during the 35 days, I wonder if some of our lot bundled him into a boot and dumped him on their training ground with a note saying Play me.
Title: Re: Joe Cole Sent To Coventry
Post by: Pete3206 on October 17, 2015, 01:48:16 PM
He is better off calling it a day. Playing thereHis first drive up to The Ricoh will sap every last drop of spirit he has left.

Fixed
Title: Re: Joe Cole Sent To Coventry
Post by: Mortimer's Bear on October 17, 2015, 05:05:49 PM
They are pant-wettingly excited about this, sums up what an insignificant little club they are.
Title: Re: Joe Cole Sent To Coventry
Post by: CT on October 17, 2015, 05:08:34 PM
Maybe we could give them Guzan too. That would be really fucking nasty.
Title: Re: Joe Cole Sent To Coventry
Post by: Mortimer's Bear on October 17, 2015, 05:31:00 PM
Maybe we could give them Guzan too. That would be really fucking nasty.

Lescott too.
Title: Re: Joe Cole Sent To Coventry
Post by: Ron Manager on October 22, 2015, 10:07:00 AM
Maybe we could give them Guzan too. That would be really fucking nasty.

Lescott too.
Pity about Lescott. He looked like a good signing for the small fee we paid.In reality he has been dreadful in every game he has played.Truly dreadful.
Title: Re: Joe Cole Sent To Coventry
Post by: Damo70 on October 22, 2015, 10:13:55 AM
A Cov fan at work told me about Cole. I asked him to provide a chair for him in the centre circle. He said Cov can't afford that!


I think it is fair to say that the one problem he won't have at Coventry is not being able to find a seat.

He'll be back. A lot quicker than they will.
Title: Re: Joe Cole Sent To Coventry
Post by: SX150 on October 22, 2015, 01:06:11 PM
Should boost the crowd having a Villa player on the pitch. Don't think they've got a full house since last time we played there.
Rod Stewart.
Title: Re: Joe Cole Sent To Coventry
Post by: olaftab on October 22, 2015, 09:32:15 PM
I think we have never played at the Ricoh.
By the way did he play on Tuesday night?
Title: Re: Joe Cole Sent To Coventry
Post by: adrenachrome on October 22, 2015, 09:46:05 PM
I think we have never played at the Ricoh.
By the way did he play on Tuesday night?

Yes. 57 minutes.

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/10/20/20/2D9A303300000578-3281577-image-a-41_1445370773151.jpg)
Title: Re: Joe Cole Sent To Coventry
Post by: olaftab on October 22, 2015, 09:50:41 PM
Thanks. Wish him luck.
Title: Re: Joe Cole Sent To Coventry
Post by: russon on October 23, 2015, 07:08:12 AM
Looking at that pic it appears Ray Wilkins was his dietician at Villa. At least we know Ray's bringing something to the party after all.
Title: Re: Joe Cole Sent To Coventry
Post by: Des Little on October 23, 2015, 03:55:59 PM
Good luck with trying to buy a cheese cob over there, Joe.  They won't understand a fcuking word you're on about.
Title: Re: Joe Cole Sent To Coventry
Post by: Ron Manager on October 23, 2015, 04:04:13 PM
I think we have never played at the Ricoh.
By the way did he play on Tuesday night?

Yes. 57 minutes.

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/10/20/20/2D9A303300000578-3281577-image-a-41_1445370773151.jpg)

Christ they should never have played him for that long. Its inhumane!
Title: Re: Joe Cole Sent To Coventry
Post by: joe_c on October 23, 2015, 04:07:32 PM
A Cov fan at work told me about Cole. I asked him to provide a chair for him in the centre circle. He said Cov can't afford that!


I think it is fair to say that the one problem he won't have at Coventry is not being able to find a seat.

He'll be back. A lot quicker than they will.

A beer on sale at Warwick Arts Centre last night was called Coventry Bitter to which I immediately thought "They certainly are" accompanied by an internal derisory snort.
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