Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: pauliewalnuts on July 01, 2014, 01:48:09 PM
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We've seen this photo before, but thought it was worth another whirl.
First prize - An AVFC season ticket. Second prize - two AVFC season tickets etc etc **
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BGxA792CAAEaa7N.png)
** just for clarity, there are not any actual prizes.
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I've agreed to join who...?
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"Wait...I'm still confused...Why didn't Barry take the penalty...?"
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Chiles....your a cnut.
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"Fuck, I've just remembered I have to coach Cieran Clark for both teams !"
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"Martin, yer talkin' shite! Get over yourselve, yer feckin' dinosaur. Ah, feck!"
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"So, tell me again, how many of these ****s are 'Admin'??"
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Did Nathan Baker just manage to knock himself out getting a soup from the drinks machine?
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"Whose side are you on?"
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would you bet against us ?
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"I said I'm Keane, how they interpret as I'm keen, I don't understand. Take that you c**t."
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"No Paul, we don't feckin GO AGAIN we don't feckin play like that in the feckin first place"
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I only joined because I want to see if Logical will dare to call ME a twat.
What do you mean you've feckin' banned him!
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"Martin told me to stay away from the Villa. Do I look the type that takes orders, you gimp?"
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"You told me they all loved you there, Martin? Hate to be the one to tell you but they all think your a cnut."
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'I'm sorry Paul, in English now please.'
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To his agent: "you've fucking sent me where?"
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'Just what the fcuk is flamer?'
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I thought you said Roman Villa - what have I done.
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'I have always been a winner at Villa Park'.
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'Woop' ??
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'Stop that carry on.....feckin cones, cones for feck sake.'
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BGxA792CAAEaa7N.png)
"I don't know who you are, but I will find you and I will kill you."
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The first thing I intend to do is to make Alan Hutton man up.
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'you want to sign Stewart Downing?
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I was going to write a caption but I accidentally looked into his black, soulless eyes and shat myself. I'll clean up, come back and then come up with a caption.
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Roy Keane reflects on his first day back at training with Nathan Baker.
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BGxA792CAAEaa7N.png)
"I don't know who you are, but I will find you and I will kill you."
Already a winner for me.
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"I gave up Copacabana Beach for dis?"
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".............."
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BGxA792CAAEaa7N.png)
"I don't know who you are, but I will find you and I will kill you."
Already a winner for me.
Me too.
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Who the fucks this Eastie?
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Could I get a Prawn, Armadillo and Kumquat sandwich on seasoned rye please, ya fookin wanker.
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I thought Paul said "would you like to come to our stone Villa- I was thinking fucking Tuscany not fucking Trinity Road" :)
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" the reason I took on the coaching role here is because this is a huge club with a history and tradition that is envied by a host of clubs. It has a support that is the best in the league and i hope I can help it back to the very top of the English game where it belongs"
" now any more stupid questions "
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"What do you mean, you can't put anything up your bollocks?"
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" the reason I took on the coaching role here is because this is a huge club with a history and tradition that is envied by a host of clubs. It has a support that is the best in the league and i hope I can help it back to the very top of the English game where it belongs"
" now any more stupid questions "
Another potential winner.
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"Why do you keep asking me to count up to turty tree?"
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"Woodward, if you ask me what my favourite colour is, I will rip your c#ck off, is that clear?"
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Potaytoe!
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I said, I was on a Villa site and called myself 'Logical' you cnut.
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"You're going home in an ambulance."
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"What's with this Ansell's Bitter, M&B shite? If ya wanna be proper bootboys get some feckin Bushmills inside ya."
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I'm going to be working with Ciaran Clark all week?
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'Ar home they stand around eating prawn sandwiches and getting drunk. I don't think these people could even spell football.' 'Oh that's the first team, good Jaysus.'
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I signed what whilst I was pissed?
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Enjoy it of course I will enjoy it, this is the first time in my life, I have been at a proper football club.
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They have given me a list of everybody who hasn't renewed their season tickets.
I have your address, expect a knock at the door soon.
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So Gordon, Paul tells me you don't like his ideas
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"Who invented the bicycle kick?"
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We've seen this photo before, but thought it was worth another whirl.
First prize - An AVFC season ticket. Second prize - two AVFC season tickets etc etc **
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BGxA792CAAEaa7N.png)
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Feck Arse Drink
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"Stick this caption competition up yer bollocks".
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"What are ye looking at!?"
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can I withdraw my entry (oo-er) I don't want to run the risk of getting the prize.
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We've seen this photo before, but thought it was worth another whirl.
First prize - An AVFC season ticket. Second prize - two AVFC season tickets etc etc **
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BGxA792CAAEaa7N.png)
** just for clarity, there are not any actual prizes.
Clerical error sends Keane to Bodymoor, not Broadmoor.
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If one more tosser makes another pun on that other thread......
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BGxA792CAAEaa7N.png)
... and this is my impression of Mesut Ozil
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"Woodward, if you ask me what my favourite colour is, I will rip your c#ck off, is that clear?"
New winner!
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Illogical, Look into my eyes and tell me face to face who's a twat
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I am laughing. Look at my eyes.
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"What do you mean you've added Patrick Viera and Alf-Inge Haaland to the coaching team!?"
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Agbonlahor? what sort of name is that?
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A week after signing...
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BGxA792CAAEaa7N.png)
"Jeeeezus, I've seen enough. I'ts worse than I thought. Where's me fecking dogs, I'm off"
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Roy Keane's Villa Park Career
July 2014
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BGxA792CAAEaa7N.png)
Feb 2015
(http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3168/478/320/albert%20steptoe.jpg)
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Stick it up yer bollocks Chiles.
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Stick it up yer bollocks Faulkner.
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"And you say Baker is a worse defender than Luiz"