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Title: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: eastie on June 25, 2013, 04:38:55 PM
Paul Lambert makes three key additions.


Paul Lambert has appointed Scott Marshall as first team coach ahead of the Villa players' return for pre-season training next week.

With Michael Watts also joining the backroom staff as strength and conditioning coach, along with assistant Chris Lorkin, the Villa manager believes the enhancement to the team around him will be significant going into the new season.

"It takes time to build a team and you also need time to build the staff around you and these appointments will help everybody," said Lambert, who has also brought in five reinforcements to his young, emerging squad in the close season.

"Scott worked with me at Wycombe and he has really good mannerisms about himself, a very professional approach and he will enhance everything.

"Definitely he will be a big hand for myself, Ian [Culverhouse, assistant manager] and Gary [Karsa, head of football operations].

"Michael I knew from previously working with him as well and he's another top guy at his job and Chris will assist him really well.

"They'll be my staff and we'll all be striving for the same thing which is to continue to build the Club and make Aston Villa as good as it can possibly be."

During a 10-year spell at Arsenal, Marshall was part of the squad which won the Premier League and FA Cup double in 1998, in addition to the league title in 1991, and the FA Cup and League Cup in 1993.

In 1996 he was named Arsenal's young player of the year.

The Scottish defender made his senior debut in 1993 against Sheffield Wednesday, just nine days before the FA Cup final against the same team at Wembley.

He was unable to force his way past the likes of Tony Adams and Martin Keown into the Gunners' first team on a regular basis and joined Southampton in 1998.

He made the step into coaching at Wycombe Wanderers, having also played at Celtic and Sheffield United during a 13-year career.

Marshall joined Wycombe's Academy coaching staff under Gary Smith and it was at Adams Park that he met Lambert, who managed Wycombe from 2006 to 2008.

Having moved to former club Brentford to manage the U18 team in 2007, he joined Chelsea's Academy staff in 2008.

Spells with QPR and the Arsenal Soccer School in Oman followed before he was appointed Professional Development Coach at Norwich City in 2012, in charge of the club's Under-21 team.

Watts began his career as a strength and conditioning coach at Sheffield United, spending three years at Bramall Lane before moving to China.

After two years there he joined Norwich City in 2010 as the Head of Performance and Strength and Conditioning, managing the physical programme for the first team at Carrow Road.

Lorkin also joined Norwich City in 2010 as the lead Strength and Conditioning Coach for the Academy, spending two seasons working with their youth teams from U9 to U18 level, as well as assisting with the reserves and first team.

In 2012 he was appointed first team Strength and Conditioning Coach for the Canaries.

Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches !
Post by: damon loves JT on June 25, 2013, 04:46:26 PM
So lambert has a back room staff of five people, all of whom came from Norwich.

They must be loving us
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches !
Post by: Clampy on June 25, 2013, 04:47:27 PM
So lambert has a back room staff of five people, all of whom came from Norwich.

They must be loving us

We're very unpopular with the yokels of Norwich still.
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches !
Post by: eastie on June 25, 2013, 04:47:45 PM
So lambert has a back room staff of five people, all of whom came from Norwich.

They must be loving us

Maybe we can get delia to come as head chef :)
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches !
Post by: neo_Villan on June 25, 2013, 04:53:03 PM
Being a former defender, I hope Marshall can help with our defensive troubles. Arsenal's defence has been much improved since Steve Bould became assistant manager so it can help.
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches !
Post by: Yossarian on June 25, 2013, 04:56:35 PM
So lambert has a back room staff of five people, all of whom came from Norwich.

They must be loving us

Maybe we can get delia to come as head chef :)

And Stephen Fry for the bons mots. Alan Hansen can do one though.
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches !
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on June 25, 2013, 05:00:29 PM
Oooh one used to be a defender...Fingers crossed!!
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches !
Post by: eamonn on June 25, 2013, 05:01:51 PM
Hansen, Norwich?
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches !
Post by: Ads on June 25, 2013, 05:05:52 PM
Culverhouse was a defender and with a lot more playing exprience, so it doesn't necesairly mean that we're going to tighten up. But it would be nice if we did!
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches !
Post by: eastie on June 25, 2013, 05:15:16 PM
@MatKendrick: Fitness coach Adrian Lamb, who was recruited by Alex McLeish, has left #avfc during backroom shake-up
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches !
Post by: Concrete John on June 25, 2013, 05:17:06 PM
With Michael Watts also joining the backroom staff as strength and conditioning coach

I think it was a symptom of the age of the side, but we did generally get knocked off the ball too easy last season for my liking, so I think this is a good step for us.
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches !
Post by: Steve R on June 25, 2013, 05:29:28 PM
I've never heard of that lot either
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches !
Post by: supertom on June 25, 2013, 05:41:38 PM
You'd hope this is going to help us shore up the defence a little. In theory this sounds a positive step. I trust Lambo knows what he's doing and I guess he probably felt he was a little short of helping hands for himself and Culverhouse. I'm really loving how pro-active we're being this summer. A new conditioning coach would suggest he wants us to get a bit fitter and you'd guess with a lot of our younger players, stronger too. Our full backs need a bit more beef certainly and our central midfield (Sylla excluded who's a big mo-fo.)

Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches !
Post by: Toronto Villa on June 25, 2013, 05:47:35 PM
I've never heard of that lot either

it's the way we do all our signings now :)
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches !
Post by: PeterWithesShin on June 25, 2013, 05:49:42 PM
Welcome to B6 Scotty2Hotty, Watto and the Lorkmeister.
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches !
Post by: kipeye on June 25, 2013, 05:50:26 PM
Not impressed! Herbert had a whole depot full of coaches.  :o
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches !
Post by: adrenachrome on June 25, 2013, 06:11:47 PM
Quote
Scott worked with me at Wycombe and he has really good mannerisms about himself

Fair play to him, so.
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches !
Post by: ozzjim on June 25, 2013, 06:19:41 PM
Why is there an exclamation mark in the title of the thread?

Good that he is getting the people he wants in. That is important for the manager to have the people he trusts to deliver what he needs around him. Good stuff.
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: eastie on June 25, 2013, 06:31:05 PM
Why is there an exclamation mark in the title of the thread?

Good that he is getting the people he wants in. That is important for the manager to have the people he trusts to deliver what he needs around him. Good stuff.

Now then , now then ozz - fixed it for you.

Yes it is good to see a backroom staff being put together that lambert has worked with and is comfortable with , fitness levels improving will be beneficial.
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: Toronto Villa on June 25, 2013, 06:37:25 PM
Why is there an exclamation mark in the title of the thread?

Good that he is getting the people he wants in. That is important for the manager to have the people he trusts to deliver what he needs around him. Good stuff.

you anti-exclamationist bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: PeterWithesShin on June 25, 2013, 06:38:04 PM
Why is there an exclamation mark in the title of the thread?

Good that he is getting the people he wants in. That is important for the manager to have the people he trusts to deliver what he needs around him. Good stuff.

you anti-exclamationist bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hang him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: Clampy on June 25, 2013, 06:39:44 PM
Why is there an exclamation mark in the title of the thread?

Good that he is getting the people he wants in. That is important for the manager to have the people he trusts to deliver what he needs around him. Good stuff.

you anti-exclamationist bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hang him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: eastie on June 25, 2013, 06:41:11 PM
Why is there an exclamation mark in the title of the thread?

Good that he is getting the people he wants in. That is important for the manager to have the people he trusts to deliver what he needs around him. Good stuff.

you anti-exclamationist bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hang him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bang  on cue  as always clampers ;)
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: Clampy on June 25, 2013, 06:42:06 PM
Why is there an exclamation mark in the title of the thread?

Good that he is getting the people he wants in. That is important for the manager to have the people he trusts to deliver what he needs around him. Good stuff.

you anti-exclamationist bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hang him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bang  on cue  as always clampers ;)

I aim to please Easts!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: eastie on June 25, 2013, 06:43:00 PM
Indeed
Why is there an exclamation mark in the title of the thread?

Good that he is getting the people he wants in. That is important for the manager to have the people he trusts to deliver what he needs around him. Good stuff.

you anti-exclamationist bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hang him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bang  on cue  as always clampers ;)

I aim to please Easts!!!!!!!!

Indeed you do old chap, indeed you do !
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: German James on June 25, 2013, 06:53:28 PM


Bang  on cue  as always clampers ;)

I aim to please Easts!!!!!!!!

Indeed you do old chap, indeed you do !

The overt sexual tension between you two is becoming quite intolerable.
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: eastie on June 25, 2013, 06:59:48 PM
Come now German James, clampy is no Karren Brady :)

Anyway, good news about the new coaching staff , can only be a good thing - I'm off to watch the cricket .
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: danlanza on June 25, 2013, 07:00:53 PM


Bang  on cue  as always clampers ;)

I aim to please Easts!!!!!!!!

Indeed you do old chap, indeed you do !

The overt sexual tension between you two is becoming quite intolerable.
Don't tell everyone . They will get nervous and then when the season starts there will be no more classic eastie- clampy love ins. ;)
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: Clampy on June 25, 2013, 07:01:17 PM


Bang  on cue  as always clampers ;)

I aim to please Easts!!!!!!!!

Indeed you do old chap, indeed you do !

The overt sexual tension between you two is becoming quite intolerable.

I think i'm safe from Eastie's charms. His love of Karen Brady and the exclamation mark means i can sleep easy.
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: Doorbell on June 25, 2013, 07:09:31 PM
กกกกกกกกก If I were a betting man I'd be placing my money on Dan and eastie for a bit of weekend docking rather than easts and clamps !!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: The Left Side on June 25, 2013, 07:13:14 PM
Welcome to the Villa lads!
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: danlanza on June 25, 2013, 07:15:45 PM
กกกกกกกกก If I were a betting man I'd be placing my money on Dan and eastie for a bit of weekend docking rather than easts and clamps !!!!!!!!!
Just the weekend !!!!! What about Tuesday's and Thursday's ?
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: eastie on June 25, 2013, 07:16:31 PM
กกกกกกกกก If I were a betting man I'd be placing my money on Dan and eastie for a bit of weekend docking rather than easts and clamps !!!!!!!!!

Im Happily married unless miss Brady comes calling ;)
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: Doorbell on June 25, 2013, 07:17:40 PM
กกกกกกกกก If I were a betting man I'd be placing my money on Dan and eastie for a bit of weekend docking rather than easts and clamps !!!!!!!!!
Just the weekend !!!!! What about Tuesday's and Thursday's ?

Ha, sorry Dan, wasn't meaning to deprive you!
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: Doorbell on June 25, 2013, 07:19:50 PM
กกกกกกกกก If I were a betting man I'd be placing my money on Dan and eastie for a bit of weekend docking rather than easts and clamps !!!!!!!!!

Im Happily married unless miss Brady comes calling ;)

Heard that one before, except the Brady bit, that's just a little weird.
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: eastie on June 25, 2013, 07:21:17 PM
กกกกกกกกก If I were a betting man I'd be placing my money on Dan and eastie for a bit of weekend docking rather than easts and clamps !!!!!!!!!

Im Happily married unless miss Brady comes calling ;)

Heard that one before, except the Brady bit, that's just a little weird.

Hence the wink!

Back on topic i hope Marshall can help sort things defensively but Norwich werent exactly solid at the back in the last 2 seasons so we will have to wait and see.
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: Monty on June 25, 2013, 07:23:49 PM
กกกกกกกกก If I were a betting man I'd be placing my money on Dan and eastie for a bit of weekend docking rather than easts and clamps !!!!!!!!!

Im Happily married unless miss Brady comes calling ;)

Heard that one before, except the Brady bit, that's just a little weird.

Hence the wink!

Are you saying you're half blind?
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: Doorbell on June 25, 2013, 07:24:01 PM
กกกกกกกกก If I were a betting man I'd be placing my money on Dan and eastie for a bit of weekend docking rather than easts and clamps !!!!!!!!!

Im Happily married unless miss Brady comes calling ;)

Heard that one before, except the Brady bit, that's just a little weird.

Hence the wink!

Kinky ;)
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: danlanza on June 25, 2013, 07:24:25 PM
กกกกกกกกก If I were a betting man I'd be placing my money on Dan and eastie for a bit of weekend docking rather than easts and clamps !!!!!!!!!
Just the weekend !!!!! What about Tuesday's and Thursday's ?

Ha, sorry Dan, wasn't meaning to deprive you!
eastie !!! You two timing git !! ;D
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: PeterWithesShin on June 25, 2013, 07:24:48 PM
กกกกกกกกก If I were a betting man I'd be placing my money on Dan and eastie for a bit of weekend docking rather than easts and clamps !!!!!!!!!

Im Happily married unless miss Brady comes calling ;)

Heard that one before, except the Brady bit, that's just a little weird.

Hence the wink!

Are you saying you're half blind?

It's from all the times Eastie has "thought" about Brady.
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: damon loves JT on June 25, 2013, 07:26:02 PM
Welcome to B6 Scotty2Hotty, Watto and the Lorkmeister.

I just done a LOL
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: eastie on June 25, 2013, 07:26:43 PM
กกกกกกกกก If I were a betting man I'd be placing my money on Dan and eastie for a bit of weekend docking rather than easts and clamps !!!!!!!!!

Im Happily married unless miss Brady comes calling ;)

Heard that one before, except the Brady bit, that's just a little weird.

Hence the wink!

Are you saying you're half blind?

It's from all the times Eastie has "thought" about Brady.

I think its time to give the old snowglobe a good shaking  - pity yours doesnt work pws ;)
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: Olneythelonely on June 25, 2013, 07:30:24 PM
It feels like I've walked on the set of 'Carry On Up the Forum".
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: OCD on June 25, 2013, 07:30:29 PM
Mr Strength and conditioning coach, I present to you your summer project - Joe Bennett.
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: eastie on June 25, 2013, 07:32:09 PM
Mr Strength and conditioning coach, I present to you your summer project - Joe Bennett.

Bennett, Westwood and Lowton could all do with beefing up a bit .
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: PeterWithesShin on June 25, 2013, 07:52:14 PM
The amount of time you spend shaking things easts you must have arms like Popeye !
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: eastie on June 25, 2013, 07:55:51 PM
The amount of time you spend shaking things easts you must have arms like Popeye !

Maybe,  but you must incorporate the rattle and roll too ;)
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: supertom on June 25, 2013, 07:56:17 PM
Joe Bennett's been training hard already. He's looking beefier already. That's Lambert and Culverhouse in the background. And our new conditioning coach looks like Brigitte Nielsen.
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091226010306/familyguy/images/0/03/Ivan_Drago.jpg)
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: Ads on June 25, 2013, 08:01:39 PM
Hearts on fire!
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: PeterWithesShin on June 25, 2013, 08:12:30 PM
Isn't one the blokes in the background Edward Snowden?
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: Legion on June 25, 2013, 08:26:01 PM
A basic guide to the correct use of an exclamation mark (http://www.englishclub.com/writing/punctuation-exclamation-mark.htm)
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: PeterWithesShin on June 25, 2013, 08:38:29 PM
Is that right Leegioni?!?!?
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: Legion on June 25, 2013, 08:40:39 PM
Near enough, PeterWithe'sShin.
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: PeterWithesShin on June 25, 2013, 08:54:19 PM
I might change it to PeterWithe!sShin
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: Clampy on June 25, 2013, 08:58:08 PM
I might change it to PeterWithe!sShin

How about PeterWh!thesSh!n?
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: Toronto Villa on June 25, 2013, 08:58:54 PM
I insist that we use capital letters and larger font size only from this point to really drive home the worth of the exclamation point.

IS THAT OK WITH EVERYONE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: Doorbell on June 25, 2013, 09:03:18 PM
I insist that we use capital letters and larger font size only from this point to really drive home the worth of the exclamation point.

IS THAT OK WITH EVERYONE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: damon loves JT on June 25, 2013, 09:07:05 PM
bollocks
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: Legion on June 25, 2013, 09:08:38 PM
FACT!
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: Matt C on June 25, 2013, 09:13:36 PM
It is like we are very methodically working through a list of tasks we wanted to achieve by certain dates. It’s the first time that it feels as though we’ve had a plan in a long time. 
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: damon loves JT on June 25, 2013, 09:31:22 PM
Whenever I do that, I usually get as far as

1. Make list
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: German James on June 25, 2013, 09:38:23 PM
Whenever I do that, I usually get as far as

1. Make list
2. Er...

More realistic,  in my experience.
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: PeterWithesShin on June 25, 2013, 09:42:10 PM
1: Make a to do list
2: Check off the first thing on the list
3: Realise you have already achieved 2 things today
4: Go for a nap as a reward
Title: Re: Lambert brings in three new coaches
Post by: German James on June 25, 2013, 09:46:31 PM
1: Make a to do list
2: Check off the first thing on the list
3: Realise you have already achieved 2 things today
4: Go for a nap as a reward

That's impressive organisation. Mind if I just call it 'Plan A'? It's less to write down.
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