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Heroes & Villains => Match Threads & Player Ratings => Topic started by: Dave on April 29, 2013, 06:15:43 PM
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Probably about time we had one of these.
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Sylla in for Nzog only change
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No problem with that providing Sylla doesn't get himself sent off.
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I am bricking it. Please make it a stress free win lads. Cheers.
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Thought El Achmadi would have got the nod after his decent second-half performance last week.
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Right Villa for the love of God just win, please just win.
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KEA not on bench must be injured Bannan back on the Bench
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Gardner and Bardsley in for them......never heard of either of them
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Guzan, Lowton, Vlaar [c], Baker, Bennett, Westwood, Delph, Sylla, Weimann, Agbonlahor, Benteke
Subs: Given, Holman, Lichaj, Bent, Bowery, N’Zogbia, Bannan
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I've got a horrible vision of us being a goal down going into the last 20 minutes and resorting to Bradford tactics - Bent and N'Zogbia on for Bennett and Sylla and the ball just being launched at five people in the box.
As long as we don't lose then I'm going to remain confident of staying up.
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Decent team selection - happy with that line up.
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Poor research from the beeb:
1910:
BREAKING TEAM NEWS
Aston Villa make one change, with Fabian Delph coming in for Charles N'Zogbia, while Phil Bardsley and Craig Gardner return to the Sunderland starting line-up.
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Who has Di Canio dropped?
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Black Shirts: Mignolet, O’Shea [c], Cuellar, Rose, Bardsley, N’Diaye, Larsson, Gardner, Sessegnon, Johnson, Graham
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I've got a horrible vision of us being a goal down going into the last 20 minutes and resorting to Bradford tactics - Bent and N'Zogbia on for Bennett and Sylla and the ball just being launched at five people in the box.
As long as we don't lose then I'm going to remain confident of staying up.
Surely lambert wouldn't make that mistake again , would he?
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Who has Di Canio dropped?
McLean and Collback
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Gardner and Bardsley in for them
Didn't Bardsley score a ridiculous winner against us a couple of years ago?
Probably Gardner's turn tonight.
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I am bricking it. Please make it a stress free win lads. Cheers.
When did we last have one of these in the league? Norwich at home last season?
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C,mon Villa I need cheering up. Just discovered I've had a £1000 racing bike nicked from the back garden.
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I'm actually in a good mood, one of the kids just brought home a racing bike they reckon they won at school. Saves me buying them one.
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I am bricking it. Please make it a stress free win lads. Cheers.
When did we last have one of these in the league? Norwich at home last season?
I remember even that was a fairly nervy last ten minutes after they made it 3-2.
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Well im officially bricking it, you could fry an egg on my face im that hot and bothered, let's send the fascist home with fuck all, C'mon you Lions.
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So, so nervous. Come on Villa.
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Gardner and Bardsley in for them
Didn't Bardsley score a ridiculous winner against us a couple of years ago?
Probably Gardner's turn tonight.
Yes, a 0-1 defeat when Emule missed an absolute sitter in the first half. "Houllier Out" calls promptly began in earnest.
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They're just analysing the other games and Gary Neville has picked up a reason that led to Spurs equaliser at the weekend, that no other pundit did. He's very good at his job.
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What was the reason?
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C,mon Villa I need cheering up. Just discovered I've had a £1000 racing bike nicked from the back garden.
Oh bugger. You got insurance?
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What was the reason?
Earlier in the game Huddlestone had a free kick in a very similar position and had a shot and hit the post. That meant for the free kick that resulted in the goal, Wigan had put an additional man in the wall to prevent the shot and that meant there was space for the ball to come in.
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Who is going to be this year's Allback?
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I have warned Mrs Gervilla that there will be a lot of effing & blinding in the direction of the T.V. tonight .
Come On You Lions.
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They're just analysing the other games and Gary Neville has picked up a reason that led to Spurs equaliser at the weekend, that no other pundit did. He's very good at his job.
Much better at it than andy gray.
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Where is Clark? Not on the bench...rather Bennett be out. No defensive cover - problem all season. Not confident!
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Who is going to be this year's Allback?
Sylla from 25 yards.
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My cat is very nervous
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Where is Clark? Not on the bench...rather Bennett be out. No defensive cover - problem all season. Not confident!
Clark and kea both failed fitness tests.
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Cloth is yet to be touched however I'll take another peek at half-time
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Who has Di Canio dropped?
Von Ribbentrop and Goebbels.
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Who has Di Canio dropped?
Von Ribbentrop and Goebbels.
V.good
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They're just analysing the other games and Gary Neville has picked up a reason that led to Spurs equaliser at the weekend, that no other pundit did. He's very good at his job.
I just tweeted as much. He is very very good. I really enjoy seeing his analysis.
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Shittin' it. Just got the kids in bed, story & all. Now it's time for stress.
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They're just analysing the other games and Gary Neville has picked up a reason that led to Spurs equaliser at the weekend, that no other pundit did. He's very good at his job.
I just tweeted as much. He is very very good. I really enjoy seeing his analysis.
Would make an astute manager possibly.
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Sensible side. We can't keep getting overrun in a two man center mid. Our weird 4-2-4 that we play too often doesn't work, either defensively or offensively.
I'm hoping for a good game from Sylla. I want to see him step up. So far he looks like a poor mans Osbourne if I'm being perfectly honest. Hopefully he can have an impact on the game though. He'll allow Delph and Westy a bit more freedom.
Much as Zog has improved since the turn of the year, he's still mostly a passenger when he plays. Weimanns been off the boil so if we do need some attacking flair in the 2nd half we could bring Charles on, if Andy's having a quiet game.
At some point, if we're can't get the breakthrough, I'd like to see Bent on. I'd fancy him to grab a goal against Sunderland. I do think Benteke could play the sort of wide role Andi does. Breaking into the middle. So we could conceivably fit Bent in without switching system or sacrificing Tekkers. Tekkey works the channels very well too.
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Let the stress begin.
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I have warned Mrs Gervilla that there will be a lot of effing & blinding in the direction of the T.V. tonight .
Come On You Lions.
Thanks. I just passed that on to Mrs C, so that she feels less isolated. Maybe H&V should start a wives' thread, for therapy whilst other halves scream at the TV?
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Amazing how 15 minutes before kick off the ground looks empty.
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So, would you take the draw?
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So, would you take the draw?
That's a tough one. I don't think it would be enough but losing would be a real problem.
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So, would you take the draw?
Only if we are behind in the 89th minute.
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Really really fancy Benteke against Cuellar and O'Shea.
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So, would you take the draw?
No
We have to win a match and this is the obvious candidate given what we have left to play.
Think it'll be 0-0, mind.
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So, would you take the draw?
I think we need four points from the next two, so I don't think a draw would be a complete disaster.
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I think the Norwich game will possibly see us have more freedom and i fancy we will win there - a draw wouldn't be disaster tonight but a win would be a huge huge boost.
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Neville's analysis of our defending is bang on as well sadly.
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Pardon the graphic description but I'm kind of at that stage digestion wise where I'm close to needing to go drop Mr and Mrs Brown off to the pool. I'm thinking that it might make sense to just sit on the lav and evacuate now, in case it happens against my will some time between 8 and 9.50pm.
In a bit lads...
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Looking at our attackers and their defence I think we cold possibly tear them a new asshole.
Benteke hatrick I reckon.
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Neville's analysis of our defending is bang on as well sadly.
Superb, isn't it.
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Neville's analysis of our defending is bang on as well sadly.
Superb, isn't it.
Yep, can we get that video sent to the dressing room please.
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Gary Neville is hugely impressive in his analysis. Would make a very decent manager I think.
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Poor turnout by Sunderland fans by the looks of it.
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Lowton certainly didn't cover himself in glory for those goals
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Neville has been pretty impressive since taking that job. Bang on continually with his analysis. Fergie will be offering him a coaching role soon!
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So, would you take the draw?
No
We have to win a match and this is the obvious candidate given what we have left to play.
Think it'll be 0-0, mind.
Clean sheet??
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Neville is good. But that sort of analysis is probably standard in every premier league dressing room.
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Neville is good. But that sort of analysis is probably standard in every premier league dressing room.
Not ours apparently.
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Good to see us field a proper midfield. We can stuff this lot.
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Neville has been pretty impressive since taking that job. Bang on continually with his analysis. Fergie will be offering him a coaching role soon!
He always seems to have a soft spot for us. I'm sure he said earlier he hoped we stayed up due to our philosophy.
I wonder if he could squeeze in a part time defensive coaching role :-)
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Anyone else listening to WM? The chap just fully quoted Lord of the Rings..
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Haha, maybe. But it's more likely that some of our players are a little out of their depth currently hopefully due to inexperience.
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Come on Villa!
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Just win Villa please.
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He clearly thinks we will lose tonight by the sound of him!
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Flatten the fascist.
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Neville has been pretty impressive since taking that job. Bang on continually with his analysis. Fergie will be offering him a coaching role soon!
Yes, sadly spot on when analysing our defensive deficiencies.
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Come on Villa!
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Love Guzan. Leading the huddles.
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COME ON VILLA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Right, no fucking about, a simple 3-0 please.
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Neville has been pretty impressive since taking that job. Bang on continually with his analysis. Fergie will be offering him a coaching role soon!
Yes, sadly spot on when analysing our defensive deficiencies.
As pointed out by about 9 others above!
Hopefully in time we will learn from that.
I fucking loathe Di Canio
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Win. Please
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Holte in good voice.
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Do or die Villa.... come on.
Take your chances boys.
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My god I am bricking it.
Please just win, I beg you
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Neville has been pretty impressive since taking that job. Bang on continually with his analysis. Fergie will be offering him a coaching role soon!
Yes, sadly spot on when analysing our defensive deficiencies.
As pointed out by about 9 others above!
Hopefully in time we will learn from that.
If only Lambert could do similarly simple analysis.
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Well in Sylla.
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Good play Weimann.
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first corner Villa
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Good pressing Villa.
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Come on boys!
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Bright start, keep it up lads.
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Keep the pressure on.
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Great Lily is on R5L
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"Fuck off Di Canio."
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Come on Villa.
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Oh good, we have Alan Green and Robbie Savage on R5, you don't get much better than that do you....
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Fuck off Di Canio, loud and clear.
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Amazing how all that Sunderland indignation about Di Canio has turned into hero worship.
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An appropriate welcome for any fascist.
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Come on Villa please win.
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Come on Villa.
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Panicked defence a bit.
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Christ our defence makes me want to shite.
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Listening to Radio 5, you'd never know Di Canio is Sunderland's manager. They haven't mentioned him once....cough
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Jesus fucking h christ.
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ffs crap defending
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Very jittery.
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First name 'fuck off'?
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Fucking horrendous defending, what was Guzan doing.
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There is a tactic to take a running jump at Benteke from their defenders
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Seriously, just how can professional defenders be that bad?
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Seriously, just how can professional defenders be that bad?
+1
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Oh dear, sounding very very wobbly at the moment
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Fucking hell Baker is having an absolute nightmare.
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baker ffs
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Fucking hell Baker is not having fun.
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All too familiar scenes in defence.
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Oh Christ Nathan Baker. Positionally inept again.
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Booking ref!?
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why are we not tackling anybody tonight?
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Fucking hell Baker is not having fun.
His horrendous positional sense is showing. We're so poor at the back.
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Ninth minute, eight pages!!!!
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Press the ball Villa.
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What do they do all week in training? The midfield is OK, and our attack very good, but the defence? Sweet baby jesus and the orphans, they are all terrible to a man.
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So bad at the back and so devoid of ideas its unreal
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We desperately need someone wiling to swing in a cross. We are so narrow and our best weapon is a beast of a centre forward. Go figure.
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Sylla is a one good one bad player at the moment. KEA not being fit is a bit of a blow tonight.
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Somebody play them Hooters - 'Satellite'.
It's what I'm listening to. Villa to win!
(I realise they don't have ipads as part of the kit but in the spirit - keep the sounds going in support!)
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Well in Sylla!
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Sylla is doing well.
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lowton and sylla up for it
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Sylla's tackle on Sessegnon, brilliance.
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Sunderland look much more composed. We're a bit too frantic, and look all over the shop at the back. Baker looking very wobbly. Need to regain some composure.
Sylla repeatedly giving it away isn't helping.
We are a threat though, and will get chances if we can keep Sunderland chances to a minimum while they're on top.
Come on Villa!!!!
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That was a foul on Gabby there!
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That was a foul on Gabby there!
Yep. The ref has been quite lenient so far.
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We have shown no composure here at all.
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The fascist's got his jacket wet.
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Get a fucking cross in!!!!!!!!!
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Pitch looks very wet indeed.
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We need to up our intensity and tempo.
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Sylla needs to understand who is where around him when he gets the ball. Westwood sees it and is calm, Sylla only looks when he gets the ball
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Pissing hell, it's pissing it down and we're pissing around a lot.
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Who said this can only end in a win, loss, or draw? If it carries on raining this could get called off. Big if but the ball is holding up already.
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75% of Villa passes are backwards or sideways. No progression
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Fuck off Larsson.
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Larsson fucking leave the ref alone you arsehole!
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Need to get the ball forward Villa.
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75% of Villa passes are backwards or sideways. No progression
I think the careful approach is good, going gung ho would be suicidal.
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75% of Villa passes are backwards or sideways. No progression
Keeping the ball and passing it around to find an opening is a better option than hurling it forward aimlessly. Let's just hope we find those openings and take the chances.
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Finally Benteke gets one. So many times already he has been battered in the back
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Finally he spots a foul on Benteke. Couldn't miss it to be fair.
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Di Canio joining in applause, fair play to him for that.
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nice one paulo
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Great ball in from Bennett
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Come on Villa! Bloody hell.
We need to keep the ball because our defence looks ridiculous as per normal. Baker's been left cold a few times already.
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Very predictable so far, didn't really think we'd see a goal in the first 20 minutes
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Rubbish Gabby, absolute shite.
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Shocking Gabby.
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bloody heell Gabby
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Bloody hell Gabby you're far better than that.
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If only Gabby had a brain.
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Ooof.
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Forgot Andi was playing. Top 3 not linking up at all.
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its worse than reading/qpr this
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Bloody hell Gabby you're far better than that.
Really, he isn't though is he?
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terrible cross gabby. that was a good chance to get service into the danger area
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Baker's distribution is awful.
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I would sacrifice Weimann for NZogbia at 60 minutes. We need someone to commit and create
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good tackle sylla
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corner Villa
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Come on Villa!
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Corner! We're ace at corners.
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Bloody hell Gabby you're far better than that.
Really, he isn't though is he?
No
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Sylla mentioned a lot so far. In a good way. Come on lad, pass like a pro!
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Our crossing has been awful.
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bennett didnt need to foul there
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Getting to half time with a clean sheet would be nice.
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I've said it before but that front 3 lacks creativity and poise, and the rest of he team can't provide it. Really think CNZ in an advanced role would be better.
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gabby stop standing around when you fuck it up
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55% possession but most of it in our own half
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How did that not go in?
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Fucking hell Gabby, how did you not score.
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Fuck. Good move.
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Fuck
How many have we missed this season
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Some nervous looking passing going on at times.
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got to be scoring that
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Oh Christ.
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Oh dear, what a miss, on moments like that are seasons made or lost
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Bad miss Gabby
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fuck sake Gabby. this is what i say every week now. We need to be fucking clinical.
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Good play but another example of why Gabby will never be a really top player.
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we've got composure back a bit, though Gabby hasn't!
Gabby FFS you have to score that. You just have to!!
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Good play. First time we've got Tekkers in the game. If only he was the one finishing the chance. I love Gab, but that's one of those chances you know that he's gonna put wide.
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look like he missed kicked it
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Good play but another example of why Gabby will never be a really top player.
He wouldn't still be here were that the case...sadly
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Johnson pushes Bennett there righ in front of the lino
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great play by benteke thou for it
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Handball FFS ref!
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stops it from rolling to Benteke. ridiculous.
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Welcome to the game Tekkers. If anyone is gonna win a game like this, it's that boy.
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What the fuck? How is that a free kick??!!
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Lily thinks Clark is playing for us, bless him
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Yessssssssssssssss
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GOOOAAALLL!!!!! VLAAR!!!!! GET IN!!!!
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Vlaar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!
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Ooooh get the fuck in, screamer!!!!!!!!!
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Ronnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Holy shit!!!! What a goal!
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YYYEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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RON GET IN!!!!!!
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YES!!!!!!!!!
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CCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCRETE!!!!!!!!
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what agooolllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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wayhay
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Fucking Ron.
Well done.
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Welcome to the Villa...CONCRETE FUCKING RON!
Nickname earned right there.
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kent nielson all over
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OHHHH FUCKING YESSSS CONCRETE RON BANG!
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Vlaar you beauty!
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chris nichol all over
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Rocket Ronnie!
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Ron for King! Now do not concede a soft one.
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Alllbaaaaacckkkkk! Oops, wrong decade!
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Now come on villa, composure.
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Erm...
Try and keep it tight till half time Villa FFS!
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F*CK. 1-1
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I almost posted earlier I fancied Vlaar to hit a Chris Nichol especial. Get in my son!
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Fuck off.
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I'll take any goal tonight, but that was a cracker.
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1-1. oh fuck off.
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Bloody hell, shit, shit, shit, so fucking typical
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ffs
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Great composure, kept the ball down and directed into the corner of the net, fantastic
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Lowton again? Joke.
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Piss off.
Is Graham not offside there!!!
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We gift it back.
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was that half side
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bollox
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Switch off after the goal, so fucking typical.
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Too bloody typical
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no fuck sake Villa
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every fucking time.
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We are just so utterly hopeless at times, you could cry, so bloody useless
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Shit.
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OOh Ron, I want another one!
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Vlaar - still shit.
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no one fucking goes with rose. disgusting. fucking idiots.
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quelle surprise.
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We always knew we'd need to score two or three to win this. Come on!
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shit.
shit shit shit
good goal to be fair
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That wasn't down to Vlaar, it was down to not cutting it off earlier.
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Why we are where we are and we will go down with many more of these crass idiotic mistakes
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Oh fucking hell Ron. Bollocks.
Seriously Lambert. Sort this fucking defence out in the summer. Whatever league we're in.
Cueller>Vlaar.
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sucker punched. Should pack the defence after scoring
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Was given very little help by the out of position Baker and the non tackling midfield though!
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That wasn't down to Vlaar, it was down to not cutting it off earlier.
He could have cut it out, but as usual, didn't.
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all in the box and it goes fucking backwards
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Deeply unimpressed with Sylla so far.
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hand fuckin ball
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Handball again. Fucking hell he has saved it
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going down
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Was given very little help by the out of position Baker and the non tackling midfield though!
Exactly it's Baker all the time, it's like we play with one centre due to his lack of positional sense.
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No one ran with Rose. Vlaar was with the striker, Rose ran passed the midfield.
And that's handball every time, fuck off.
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Joke it really is...just can not defend this team
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Handball
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weimann poor
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(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8122/8692878305_067f973060_o.gif)
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Was given very little help by the out of position Baker and the non tackling midfield though!
Exactly it's Baker all the time, it's like we play with one centre due to his lack of positional sense.
Baker and Vlaar are as bad as each other, but one is supposed to be a 28 year old Dutch international.
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Some of Sylla's passing is ropey isn't it?
That had to be hand ball.
We're playing better now though. Lowton is looking a real handful I think
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going down
shut up
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Can we have Clark on for Sylla to sit in front of the back 4?
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Yessssssssssssssssssss
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Get thre fuck back innnN!
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Fucking yesssss!!!! Weimann!!
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Weimann soooooooooooooooo composed! brilliant Lowton.
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Weimann get involved
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Weimann!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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yyyeeesssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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What a ball Lowton.... take a bow
Great goal.
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get in there
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Just watched their goal again and it's a whole group of our players who are all over the fekkin' place. Just scored a goal and they seemed to lose all shape, sense and GGGIOOOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!!
Weimann you beauty!,,
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Awesome from Lowton.
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Every time the all goes near Baker I shit it. Can't think of a weaker left half of defence in the top league.
Yes. Now switch brains on.. Nearly HT
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ANDIII
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YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!
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Weimann get involved
He heard you!
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lovely ball form Lowton.
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How's about that then?
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Brilliant goal all round. Now don't fucking throw it away again.
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Welcome to the game Andy. Brilliant finish.
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Weimann get involved
Ha, I was thinking he's not done much
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Superb goal from Andi.
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Unbelievable pass from Lowton, quite brilliant from Weimann. Awesome!!!!!
NOW DEFEND YOU UTTER ******!
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Now keep it tight!!!!!
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Stunning move
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girlfriend just caught me doing the weimann celebration..
felt a bit of a twat .. ;)
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I don't know how much more of this I can take.
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Lowton is fucking brilliant.
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Now bloody well defend!
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Weimann hasn't done anything has he?
But then he scored twice v Man U after . . .
YEESSS ( I was saying!)
Lowton fantastic so far
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More goals needed.
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Brilliant goal all round. Now don't fucking throw it away again.
This. That was sexy.
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Now don't gift it back to them.
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It was a brilliant goal. Now get a 3rd, 4th and 5th Villa and don't concede any.
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Unbelievable pass from Lowton, quite brilliant from Weimann. Awesome!!!!!
NOW DEFEND YOU UTTER c***s!
We can't defend. Keep attacking!
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Was given very little help by the out of position Baker and the non tackling midfield though!
Exactly it's Baker all the time, it's like we play with one centre due to his lack of positional sense.
Baker and Vlaar are as bad as each other, but one is supposed to be a 28 year old Dutch international.
Exactly, a 28-year-old Dutch international who came out today saying he would have to consider leaving Villa if they go down because he has to consider his World Cup opportunities. Please.
PS Get in!!!
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That's a clear example of Weimann will go on to great things as well as Benteke in my opinion. Movement, composure, quality finishing. Cracking player.
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Now then Sunderland, let us win and it'll help send Newcastle down.
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Back four stay put
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Unbelievable pass from Lowton, quite brilliant from Weimann. Awesome!!!!!
NOW DEFEND YOU UTTER c***s!
They can't to save their fucking lives!
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girlfriend just caught me doing the weimann celebration..
felt a bit of a twat .. ;)
What a great girlfriend. Mine is pleased Villa scored, but not looking to be groped.
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What a sweet, sweet finish
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We need another goal before half time. I think with this momentum we could take them to the cleaners. Come on Villa! Attack, attack, attack. We can't defend so we may as well attack.
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God sake, hold it to half time please and then we are attacking the Holte...
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Attack!
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Was given very little help by the out of position Baker and the non tackling midfield though!
Exactly it's Baker all the time, it's like we play with one centre due to his lack of positional sense.
Baker and Vlaar are as bad as each other, but one is supposed to be a 28 year old Dutch international.
Exactly, a 28-year-old Dutch international who came out today saying he would have to consider leaving Villa if they go down because he has to consider his World Cup opportunities. Please.
It was sneaky journalism but yes.
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Was given very little help by the out of position Baker and the non tackling midfield though!
Exactly it's Baker all the time, it's like we play with one centre due to his lack of positional sense.
Baker and Vlaar are as bad as each other, but one is supposed to be a 28 year old Dutch international.
Exactly, a 28-year-old Dutch international who came out today saying he would have to consider leaving Villa if they go down because he has to consider his World Cup opportunities. Please.
No Baker is worse.
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Was given very little help by the out of position Baker and the non tackling midfield though!
Exactly it's Baker all the time, it's like we play with one centre due to his lack of positional sense.
Baker and Vlaar are as bad as each other, but one is supposed to be a 28 year old Dutch international.
Exactly, a 28-year-old Dutch international who came out today saying he would have to consider leaving Villa if they go down because he has to consider his World Cup opportunities. Please.
Hiya Todd, OK? I'm considering my opportunities for a bit of a bunk up with Uma Thurman.
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Should have had a pop near post then
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Next goal crucial (I've been taking lessons from Mark Lawrenson)
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Next season, I'd suggest buying a new pair of full backs and playing Lowton and Bennett on the wings.
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Sylla the weak link big time.
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Hold on until HT boys, just hold on.
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Was given very little help by the out of position Baker and the non tackling midfield though!
Exactly it's Baker all the time, it's like we play with one centre due to his lack of positional sense.
Baker and Vlaar are as bad as each other, but one is supposed to be a 28 year old Dutch international.
Exactly, a 28-year-old Dutch international who came out today saying he would have to consider leaving Villa if they go down because he has to consider his World Cup opportunities. Please.
Hiya Todd, OK? I'm considering my opportunities for a bit of a bunk up with Uma Thurman.
Ha, right! I have Kate Upton in my sights!
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If only Gabby could have brain implants.
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Next season, I'd suggest buying a new pair of full backs and playing Lowton and Bennett on the wings.
Me too.
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That's a clear example of Weimann will go on to great things as well as Benteke in my opinion. Movement, composure, quality finishing. Cracking player.
I do agree that Weimann is an exciting prospect but composure isn't really one of his strong points. Not yet anyway. The potential is there and at times he shows it but he misses some sitters too and needs to iron those out of his game before I'd consider him to be a composed player.
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I really like lowton
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If this stays 2-1 at half time not sure I'm going to be able to watch the 2nd half.
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We need more goals here, probably 4. Come on Villa please.
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Next season, I'd suggest buying a new pair of full backs and playing Lowton and Bennett on the wings.
They are both super players, but not great at the back. With the way we play, I could see the logic of 3 at the back
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Sylla the weak link big time.
His energy and tackling has been good, but he's a bit clueless with the ball. Wish KEA was playing instead.
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Guzan got away with that there.
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Actually maybe not.
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phew, heart failure time
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Every bloody time the ball comes near our box, we look like conceding. Dear me...
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Guzan got away with that there.
Guzan was clattered without question!
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Every bloody time the ball comes near our box, we look like conceding. Dear me...
We do, that's why we need 3 more goals.
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Sylla the weak link big time.
Osbourne>Sylla.
His touch isn't great for a French player. Maybe I'm just thinking of Ribery and Zidane a bit too much but you'd expect better. He looks more athlete than footballer and surely we've got a few like that coming through our youth set up.
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Baker just headed that straight to Johnson!? Wake up mate!
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Fucking daft foul there Baker.
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3 minutes? Huh?
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Sylla the weak link big time.
Osbourne>Sylla.
His touch isn't great for a French player. Maybe I'm just thinking of Ribery and Zidane a bit too much but you'd expect better. He looks more athlete than footballer and surely we've got a few like that coming through our youth set up.
Was just going to make the same point. He's energetic enough, but technically looks like a more limited NRC.
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With Sunderland deliberately all beyond our back 4 at free kicks, why don't we just hold our line and raise arms?
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Sylla the weak link big time.
Osbourne>Sylla.
His touch isn't great for a French player. Maybe I'm just thinking of Ribery and Zidane a bit too much but you'd expect better. He looks more athlete than footballer and surely we've got a few like that coming through our youth set up.
He's the other half of Berson. Berson could pass the ball to anywhere from anywhere, but couldn't tackle. Sylla can tackle and run but can't pass.
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3 minutes? Huh?
Three goals and the injury to Lowton.
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Give him time only 4th game?
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Sylla the weak link big time.
Osbourne>Sylla.
His touch isn't great for a French player. Maybe I'm just thinking of Ribery and Zidane a bit too much but you'd expect better. He looks more athlete than footballer and surely we've got a few like that coming through our youth set up.
Was just going to make the same point. He's energetic enough, but technically looks like a more limited NRC.
I think he just looks unaware of where players are around him.
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Sylla the weak link big time.
His energy and tackling has been good, but he's a bit clueless with the ball. Wish KEA was playing instead.
Couldn't be more wrong, this kid looks a real prospect give him a chance.
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What for ref!?
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Right come on Villa, a good second half performance please and build a much more comfortable lead.
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Sylla the weak link big time.
Osbourne>Sylla.
His touch isn't great for a French player. Maybe I'm just thinking of Ribery and Zidane a bit too much but you'd expect better. He looks more athlete than footballer and surely we've got a few like that coming through our youth set up.
Was just going to make the same point. He's energetic enough, but technically looks like a more limited NRC.
so we finally get a French lad and he has a club foot and we've had the technically worst Spanish player to ever be born. Lucikily he's playing for the opposition tonight.
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3 minutes? Huh?
Three goals and the injury to Lowton.
Yep, you're right. I can't remember the last time I saw them add anything more than a minute though.
Good half shit defending aside.
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Right, deserve it on balance of play and chances
The fear is..... that was our good half.
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45 minutes of unbelievable stress to come I reckon.
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You got one of Vlaar's mate?
Also how the fuck do I post without seeing that annoying "there has been 1 post since you posted" thing? It's doing my fucking tits in.
Can anyone help me? Cheers x
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Sylla the weak link big time.
His energy and tackling has been good, but he's a bit clueless with the ball. Wish KEA was playing instead.
I think he's had a decent half, kept it simple and got stuck in when given the chance.
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Sylla the weak link big time.
His energy and tackling has been good, but he's a bit clueless with the ball. Wish KEA was playing instead.
Couldn't be more wrong, this kid looks a real prospect give him a chance.
I could be much more wrong. I could say he's a wonderful lady, with a big heart who makes a fantastic sunday roast.
It's a fact, he looks a bit clueless with the ball. Nerves/settling/etc lead to that. Not said I'm not giving him a chance, but I'd rather KEA be playing today as he's more a complete article - right now.
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Clark on for Sylla for me, Baker to left back and Bennett moved forward on the left.
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With Sunderland deliberately all beyond our back 4 at free kicks, why don't we just hold our line and raise arms?
You'd just have one runner to come from deep and you're fucked.
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We need more goals here, probably 4. Come on Villa please.
yes I could not watch the villa players just panically jumping in on tackles for the last 15 minutes
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Sit back, soak it up and catch them on the counter.
Westwood has developed a nasty habit of not watching runners, who go on to score.He did it against Everton, Lplop and tonight, wakey wakey.
Have to say Lowton and Bennett are both very good tonight, but Lowton especially.
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girlfriend just caught me doing the weimann celebration..
felt a bit of a twat .. ;)
What a great girlfriend. Mine is pleased Villa scored, but not looking to be groped.
He he.
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So far not too bad. Okay going forward. We look like we could get 1-2 more and we'll need to.
Defensively awful. Baker is lost at sea again. He's just not good enough at this level to be honest.
Vlaar is a number 2. What we need is the lynchpin, the organiser, who can keep the defence in order. A Laursen, a Mellberg, a God. Vlaar is not that. Same with Cueller. He's good if he's got someone beside him keeping the line together, and keeping everyone sharp.
Law of Aston Villa dictates that we've had our good half (mostly first halfs innit) and we'll be bobbins in the 2nd. Lets break the law today lads!
Win today. Beat Norwich, job done.
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We just need to score several more and hammer them back. Baker must must must do much better.
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Good half - playing with plenty of promise and both full backs getting forward- good movement up front and 2 good goals- still look a bit jittery at the back though- i think we will need to score at least one more.
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Decent half for me, still need to be a bit more precise in the final 3rd but we've done well up to there and the 2nd goal in particular was excellent, great ball from lowton, excellent first touch and finish from Weimann.
Sylla looks like he's struggling with the weather to me, just seems to be misjudging the spped of the ball. Has put in a couple of belting tackles though.
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Thanks for the films of the villa goals.
I am in the kitchen, on H&V, following your posts, with greatest hits of the 80's on the CD player. Wow what a first half!
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Also how the fuck do I post without seeing that annoying "there has been 1 post since you posted" thing? It's doing my fucking tits in.
Can anyone help me? Cheers x
Profile > Modify Profile > Look and Layout > Tick the box marked "Don't show replies since my last post" (or something similar to that).
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If only gabby scored his normal one on one miss , would be 3-1
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I feel sick in the stomach every time Sunderland have the ball, however all three goals were quality.
Come on you lions...
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Imagine the team we'd be if we had a defence? We'd be... mid-table.
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If only gabby scored his normal one on one miss , would be 3-1
Tekkers or Weimann in that position and it probably would have been.
That said I fancy Gabbaldinho to pop up with a goal tonight.
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Who wants this more? 45 minutes to make or break us. Couldn't be bigger. Need an early goal. Then we'll break them.
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Clark on for Sylla for me, Baker to left back and Bennett moved forward on the left.
Clark failed a fitness test.
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This is just going to be sheer hell.
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Sylla good defending apart from the goal but tends to just slow play down...Nzog or Bannan will replace him at some point I feel
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Weimann's goal celebration is shit. ;)
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Sit back, soak it up and catch them on the counter.
No, no, no.
Just no.
Do you not watch this team? When we sit back, we do anything but 'soak it up'. We implode and concede lots of goals.
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Need another goal or two.
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great response after their equaliser, we played our best football of the game. but again we seemed to shit it after weimann scored and were thankful for half time. two cracking goals from us and we havent even been that great going forward thus far. to be fair Lowton has made hay from a poor Sunderland tactical set up, with Larsson playing so infield he has had loads of space to come forward into and we have exploited that. I expect to see McClean on at half time, saw him warming up just before the half time whistle.
We will definitely need the third goal. Johnson is giving Bennett a lot of problems. Graham causing problems too for our centre halves. Think we will need to improve further in order to go on and win the game. Gabby has gone out of it a bit since the missed chance. Need a lot more from Benteke whose touch has been poor. Weimann was very quiet until the goal but hopefully will get him going. As others have said Sylla is a headless chicken out there. Id bring on Nzogbia instead and drop Delph and Westwood into a 2 man deep midfield.
Going to be a very nervy second half.
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Well, we know that they cannot keep it at 2-1 without getting deeper and deeper, then conceding. Have to go for the third and make timely substitutions.
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Get in there Villa Boys!
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Sylla the weak link big time.
His energy and tackling has been good, but he's a bit clueless with the ball. Wish KEA was playing instead.
Couldn't be more wrong, this kid looks a real prospect give him a chance.
I agree he's looked lost a few times tonight but it is unusually high tempo and I think he'll be a good player.
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More goals is the way to victory.
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Got it. Cheers mate.
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come on lads 45mins to save the season
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Right come on Villa push on a finish them off.
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Clark on for Sylla for me, Baker to left back and Bennett moved forward on the left.
Clark failed a fitness test.
He not on the bench? Fuckity
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Like it. OPTA stat. Villa's home PL record when 2-1 up at half time is P8 W8 D0 L0
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Got the Absolut Vodka on the go. Steady the nerves.
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Here we go. Nervous 45 minutes coming up!
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Need to wake up here after half time.
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45 minutes - win and we stay up. I'm convinced of that now. Lose and we are doomed
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Villa to win 4 - 1
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Weimann's goal celebration is shit. ;)
No its not , I got to get in my girlfriends pants doing it
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Looked dodgy in defence again.
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How did we go from there to there then!
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I'm tempted to go for a walk.
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We are excellent at pointing to each other where to go. Kinsella would be proud.
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Weimann's goal celebration is shit. ;)
No its not , I got to get in my girlfriends pants doing it
Keep em on. it may bring us luck
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Weimann's goal celebration is shit. ;)
No its not , I got to get in my girlfriends pants doing it
Too much information. I'm sitting here with my cocoa...
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We definitely need another here. I think Rose and Sessegnon are a threat.
I'm really not sure I can bear this to be honest. Tempted to watch game of thrones and find out the score after!
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He is a big bugger!
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Hmm we've been a bit careless here, we need more goals we really do.
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He is a big bugger!
Our Christian or the ref?
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How is that not a foul? Wanker ref.
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We definitely need another here. I think Rose and Sessegnon are a threat.
I'm really not sure I can bear this to be honest. Tempted to watch game of thrones and find out the score after!
It is good.
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That's a foul. All. Day Long.
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Benteke's been a bit average again hasn't he?
Rose really does look a threat. But he is leaving space to exploit.
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Proberk.
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HOW THE FUCK IS THAT NOT A FOUL?!
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fucking hell ref that was a free kick
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Dreadful reffing, absolutely shit. Watch them score now.
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Terrible ref twice in about 10 seconds.
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Johnson got none of the ball and Rose is a diving cheat.
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And that is dive.
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Thanks agent Gardner.
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Then Rose dives and he gets a FK.
Bullshit.
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it was a sinister one too - we were on a break
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Rose should have gone in the book there. Sorry that was scandalous diving. Tomorrow the FA should do him. Hate it.
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I'm really not sure I can bear this to be honest. Tempted to watch game of thrones and find out the score after!
Starks 2 - 1 Lannisters
Jaime sent off for handball.
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Oh ref, you are a dreadful ******.
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The ref has suddenly started wearing a red and white stripey top
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That is either a villa ball or a foul on Gabby!!!!
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Get in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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wekfnmsfmvmdfmvvdfgmnfgmnnm!!!!!!!!!!!
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3-1
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BENTTEEKKKKEEERRRSSSS
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yyeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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Yyyeeeeessssss!!!!!!!!!!
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Great finish that!!! Fucking stunner!!!!
GGGGGEETTTT INNN!!!!
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Sex wee.
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YES YES YES YES
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS fucking yes!
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Now please please don't throw it away
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OMG!
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Another one please Villa.
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Well done Gabby come on Villa
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love cuellar ;)))))))
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Come on Villa..... get a 4th... please... get a 4th Villa.
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Now we haver a good shout at getting anotehr and winning.
Well played Gabby and Benteke.
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8)
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Is that 20 for Benteke?
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hold on for ten Villa
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I'll tell you what. A couple more wouldn't hurt our goal difference.
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I'll tell you fucking what, if they just do a compilation DVD of just the goals we've scored this year it has to rival some of the best we've ever scored in a season. Some top top stuff
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CONGO WARING!
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Two more goals and we have the same GD as Newcastle.
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Just sensible, not fucks ups please Villa.
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I'll tell you what. A couple more wouldn't hurt our goal difference.
Would put us level with Noocassel on GD I believe.
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CONGO WARING!
Ha!
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Come on another please. Why the fuck did you duck Vlaar!?
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ffs close
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Going to be a long, long 45!
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Oh me gawd
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Is that 20 for Benteke?
According to Sky, and 16 in the league. What a beast. In a struggling team as well.
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whats ronnie doing
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What the Christ was that from Vlaar?!
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Sex wee.
best post ever!
Come on Villa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Brilliant judgement by Vlaar! Or something.
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My greatest fear now is complacency. It's been our undoing all season.
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GO FOR THE KILL!
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come on lads looking good
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Good lord, my poor ticker.
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They are ripe for a real battering here. PRESS
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This is far more fucking like it. 3-1 up and all over them. Like it.
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Need to stay focused the other end here. Come on Villa.
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Wahooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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GEt in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Benteke.
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Fuck me......................
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4-1 yyesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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yessssssssss
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The man is the greatest I've seen.
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BBBEEENNNTTTEEKKKKKEEEERRRRRSRSS
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Dreamland.
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4-1 yahoooooooo
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I've just come.
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Come on Villa we need to absolutely batter these now.
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YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS FFFFUUUUCCCKKKIIINNGGGGG YYYYEEESSSSSSS! CONGO FUCKING WARING AGAIN!
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FUCKING RAMPANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
4-1!!!
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4-1
Come on Villa!!!
Get another!!
Don't fuck it up
I still fucking have nightmares of fucking Leicester.
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I don't believe it.
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OHHHH CHRISTIAN BENTEKE
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Been saving my Westvleteren 12 for a special occasion, that bastard is getting opened!
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Yesssssssss!!!!!!!
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Fuck me ;D
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Definitely between us and Wigan eh Alan Green, you fat thick tosser?!
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Fuck the fascists over
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Surely, surely we can hold on to this now? Even we can, surely?
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What the hell was Vlaar doing there?!
Come on Villa. We need 8 to be confident of winning this!
A goal from a corner. Well fuck me backwards!
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Pleaded then for us to score from a corner for the first time in a century or so. Get in!
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Can we win this now? Can we really win it?
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goal difference ;) we want 8
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Now just don't do a Leicester/Spurs.
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NO MERCY BEAST FINISH THEM >:(
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Fuck me lads. Benteke is a fucking monster. Everyone can fuck off if they want him now.
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Can we win this now? Can we really win it?
I'm still shitting it!
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Corner them
Don't
Switch
Off
Villa!!!
Still bricking it.
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Nothing can possibly go wrong now.
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Can we win this now? Can we really win it?
I'm still shitting it!
LOL you and me both Risso, you and me both!
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17 league goals? Who was the last player to get that many in the league?
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This is one of those very few occasions when I wished I still had Sky Sports...
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Can't believe I'm fasting tonight. Got some lovely beers in at the weekend.
Stupid blood tests.
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Can we win this now? Can we really win it?
I'm still shitting it!
LOL you and me both Risso, you and me both!
Love you man!
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Just please keep the concentration villa. Please. Please.
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Still nervous. I will relax at 6 but not before.
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Nothing can possibly go wrong now.
No. No. No. Do not say that. Please. You are a very foolish man.
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We need to crush them into the earth, don't surrender anything Villa.
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Were 4-1 up and I'm still nervous.
COME ON YOU LIONS.
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Settle for a point?
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4-1 up and im still nervous.
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Now just don't do a Leicester/Spurs.
That's exactly my thoughts...3 goals never seems enough!
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Can we win this now? Can we really win it?
I'm still shitting it!
LOL you and me both Risso, you and me both!
Love you man!
I love this mutual love fest. Hopefully Harewood doesn't come on now and we draw 4-4
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It's about time we gave someone a battering. Still shitting it though although the worst we could do is draw. Can't see us losing now.
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Turned down the chance to watch at the pub with the lads for the stress levels. Damn it!!
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Uh oh. Gabby's doing an ill-advised cocky walk thing.
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We can get more here. We need them. Go for the throat. They are wide open.
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Villa, I love you!
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Can we win this now? Can we really win it?
I'm still shitting it!
LOL you and me both Risso, you and me both!
Love you man!
I am too chaps, still scared.
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Can we win this now? Can we really win it?
I'm still shitting it!
LOL you and me both Risso, you and me both!
Love you man!
Not until full time.. not until full time!!!! Still think 4-4 is possible!
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come gabby go for it dont stop
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Nothing can possibly go wrong now.
No. No. No. Do not say that. Please. You are a very foolish man.
It was a knowing joke my friend.
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Now just don't do a Leicester/Spurs.
45-1 on PP
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Don't care what Lambert's shortcomings are - signing Benteke was a fucking masterstroke. How much is he worth now ffs? He's unplayable.
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It's about time we gave someone a battering. Still shitting it though although the worst we could do is draw. Can't see us losing now.
Want to bet?!
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Hand ball ref you twat!!
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Shall we all take our clothes off and hug?
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Lambo could make a well judged substitution, if he had any well adjusted substitutes.
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Kill the game boys, one more!
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keep fucking at them. Someone was due a fucking battering. Newcastle must be shitting it right now.
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We've gone one up front now by the look of it. Play on the breaks.
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We can really hurt Newcastle here. No let up.
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It's about time we gave someone a battering. Still shitting it though although the worst we could do is draw. Can't see us losing now.
Want to bet?!
I'm not that confident!
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Incidentally, big thanks to Phil Bardsley for giving away that massively unnecessary corner.
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Magical stuff from Delph, there.
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Carlos Cuellar I love you!
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keep fucking at them. Someone was due a fucking battering. Newcastle must be shitting it right now.
Confirmed by my Toon fan pals on Facebook.
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Is that not a foul on Delph!
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cuelar having a mare ;)
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Carlos still loves us
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Great to see Carlos having a Blues game.
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I must say, Agent Cuellar is doing a sterling job this evening.
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Oh Delphy. Need a right foot on ya, lad!
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That was way too lackadaisical from Gabby. Keep up the pressure on the ball villa. Keep it tight. We can keep 7 behind the ball now and play like that, on the break and keeping the ball.
Please don't screw this up villa
use your right foot delph!
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Fuck off the line.
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3-1
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4-1
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Love you Tekkers
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Jesus.
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jammy bastards
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No idea how we didn't score there. Bad luck, Weimann.
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Off the bloody line!
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How was that not 5?
Brazil, it's just like watching Brazil!
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Lily tipping Wigan for relegation now. . .
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im still nervous . needed that 5
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Paulie and all the others who were 'going to sit it out and them jump into the middle of the post-match thread' will be a bit disappointed that they've missed it.
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paulo di cun*io paulo di cun*io
What a wankerio
paulo di cun*io
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tactics spot on so far
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Again, thanks for the films of the villa goals. UTV!!!
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making sunderland look shit at times . oh they are shit
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Isn't confidence a staggeringly important factor? We look unstoppable now.
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Lily tipping Wigan for relegation now. . .
With skills like that, he should be predicting the lottery numbers.
I still reckon it'll be QPR and Reading.
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I FUCKING LOVE YOU VILLA
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I must say, Agent Cuellar is doing a sterling job this evening.
He always was shite. Nearly as over-rated as Reo-Coker. Nearly...
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We are making Sunderland look like us.
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C'mon lads, don't stop now.
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Lowton 10/10 so far
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Lowton has been fucking immense tonight.
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Lily tipping Wigan for relegation now. . .
With skills like that, he should be predicting the lottery numbers.
I still reckon it'll be QPR and Reading.
bit of a reach there Risso. There is still a few weeks left in the season. You'll be fucking telling us Cardiff are coming up next.
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Sunderland down to 10 men. The Di Canio factor!!!!!!!!
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red card ha ha ha
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Tara abit!
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Sessesgnon off, didn't look like a red?
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Sessiegnon on sent off. Shame.
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Sessignon off, and he will miss most of blunderlands run in as well.
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Ha ha.
Not sure that's deserved.
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Off hr goes. Sit down Di Canio you ******.
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Not a red card, but hey, their best player is out for the season!!!
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I really like that midfield 3
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Lowton has been fucking immense tonight.
he has been a superb find and funnily enough from Sheff United which softens the blow of losing that other former Blade Kyle Walker.
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Slumberland's only decent player as well, shame.
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come on villa another 3 more goals
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Bye you twat.
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Sessignon off, and he will miss most of blunderlands run in as well.
All of it. Straight red so 3 games?
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Right Villa we need to finish them off and really stick another couple in now.
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Surely not even we can fuck this up form here.
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Red card. Surely, surely even we can't mess it up now.
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Red card, we might actually hang on to this now!
Also Lowton is a beast going forward
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Must go for more goals. Could be vital and its there for the taking now.
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Surely not even we can fuck this up form here.
Shhhh...
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their best player misses 3 games
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Ha ha.
Not sure that's deserved.
Looked like a deliberate stamp to me, even without my claret and blue specs on.
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That won't do Sunderland's run-in any good whatsoever.
FUCKING GET INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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5
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Thought that was harsh
But Sunderland perhaps not so safe eh?
Should have lumped on! Wasn't it 20-1 or something before tonight?
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Sessignon off, and he will miss most of blunderlands run in as well.
Karma for that Wigan twat who should have been banned the other week and has been scoring goals for them
5-1!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lovely
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I've just come again.
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Get in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hattrick.
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BBEEEENNNNTTEEKKKERRSSSS HATRICK
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I don't know what to say.
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Paulie and all the others who were 'going to sit it out and them jump into the middle of the post-match thread' will be a bit disappointed that they've missed it.
I was just switching off
Then the red
NOW 5555
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YYEESSSSSSSSS FUCKING BRILLIANT
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fuck me never in doubt love villa
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What a fantastic night this is!
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BENTEKE YOU FUCKING BEAUTIFUL MAN
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Cuellar and Benteke again! Who to give MOTM to?
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Agent Cuellur
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Fuck it I'm cracking open a beer, anyone want one? 8)
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carlos youre shit
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You've got to laugh at paulie and others sitting this out and not listening.....boy, will they be annoyed and elated all at the same time!
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BEAUTYYYY!!!!
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JUST GOT BACK TO THE OFFICE, BEEN SHITTING IT ALL DAY, GET IN THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KNEW WE'D TANK THESE TWATS!!!
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One more goal and we above newcastle!
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Looking at our attackers and their defence I think we cold possibly tear them a new asshole.
Benteke hatrick I reckon.
Now I really should have bet on that.
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Another 6 and we pass them on goal difference. Plenty of time.
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Right we won't 7 or 8!
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fuck me never in doubt love villa
Oh yes it was!!!!!!!!
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As Danny Baker says, 'Nothing can go wrong now!'.
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I can't fucking believe this.
For fuck's sake ;D
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I think I've just about accepted we might win!
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I will relax at 6. Not before
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I am just so jealous of everyone there.
Benteke has been brilliant last hour.
But Lowton is giving possibly the best right back performance I've ever seen from a villa player. He's been absolutely incredible. What a performance.
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norwich are you shitting
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Fuck it I'm cracking open a beer, anyone want one? 8)
just joined you
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18 premier league goals for Benteke. In his first season. Remarkable.
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Unreal loving this
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OOOh thank you Villa!
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He'll reach 20 this season, fantasitc.
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I couldn't go tonight, I'm more than happy that the lad who had my ticket is seeing such a great game.
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When did a Villa player last score a hat trick and when did we last hit 5 in the league?
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Carlos having a mare :)
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What a night!
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Take Benteke off now please. Bardsley can be an evil little bastard when he wants.
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18 premier league goals for Benteke. In his first season. Remarkable.
In a team that could not really be described as excellent (apart from tonight!) as well.
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Just been offered a victory blow job from my girlfriend.
Good night this.
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I said this morning that I had the same feeling as when we beat Blose 5-1.
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He'll reach 20 this season, fantasitc.
He might reach 20 before this game finishes.
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Start the post-match thread now :D
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Best match thread ever??
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Feel sorry for Carlos now. He's been bolloxed, bewitched and bewildered by Benteke.
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Dear Paulo - take that you arrogant wanker.
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Come on Villa more.
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Bring Bent on just to rub it in? LOL!
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I just can't believe I've missed this. Bastard OFSTED.
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Dear Paulo - take that you arrogant wanker.
Couldn't have hapened to a nicer fascist twat.
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Anyone here listening to the R5 commentary? Just wondering what it's like.
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Mad love for Benteke! Please stay at least another year!
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Goal difference improvement of 10 in 2days wow!
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Wow, just this morning I was just thinking we'd deliver a 4 goal difference tonking with Benteke getting a trick. I really should of posted something in the pre-match thread. If we can squeak a few more in here, we can get GD on Newcastle too. ;D
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Come on Villa go for more goals.
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Feel sorry for Carlos now. He's been bolloxed, bewitched and bewildered by Benteke.
It reminds me of Carew against Cahill it's in dominance.
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Well played Benteke!!!!!!!
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bent on for his hatrick
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If this was the equivalent of Bolton, then the contrast could not be any more stark.
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Bent to lob one in
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Benteke for Bent.
Good move.
Go and get a 6th Darren and put us above the codes.
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Feel sorry for Carlos now. He's been bolloxed, bewitched and bewildered by Benteke.
It reminds me of Carew against Cahill it's in dominance.
That was abuse, not dominance
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Goal difference is the same as both Wigan and Newcastle now.
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Late goal for Bent v Mackems as the cherry on the icing on this lovely cake, please.
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If this was the equivalent of Bolton, then the contrast could not be any more stark.
What a good point.
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I said this morning that I had the same feeling as when we beat Blose 5-1.
was just thinking about that. fair fucking play son
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Come on Villa get some more.
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5-1
(http://i.minus.com/igjla6wFVvir6.gif)
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Great decision. Wrap the beast up in cotton wool. Go and have some fun DB.
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Evening chaps, how good is this?
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im still nervous
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I just can't believe I've missed this. Bastard OFSTED.
Oh bloody hell, Lee... Good luck. We had ours a fortnight ago.
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Feel sorry for Carlos now. He's been bolloxed, bewitched and bewildered by Benteke.
It reminds me of Carew against Cahill it's in dominance.
That was abuse, not dominance
That was the most comprehensive a battering of an opposition centre half I have ever seen. Carew mauled him.
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Radio 5 having orgasms about Lowton
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Don't think I'll sleep tonight after this. No fucking way are we going down.
If we go down, I'll eat a bag of dog turds and post a video of it on YouTube.
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Thank you for the film of the Villa goal!
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Evening chaps, how good is this?
It's alright. We're nervously defending and trying to see out the last 10 minutes.
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I just can't believe I've missed this. Bastard OFSTED.
Oh bloody hell, Lee... Good luck. We had ours a fortnight ago.
Now steady on please. Cough.....
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Charlie for Gabby now too. Need Gabby at Norwich. Away his pace is crucial.
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Come on Villa, another please.
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This machine kills Fascists
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Don't think I'll sleep tonight after this. No fucking way are we going down.
If we go down, I'll eat a bag of dog turds and post a video of it on YouTube.
Quoting for reference.
You know, just in case.
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Evening chaps, how good is this?
It's alright. We're nervously defending and trying to see out the last 10 minutes.
That bad?
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Radio 5 having orgasms about Lowton
I expect Talksport to have sold him and Benteke to Arsenal by 10pm tonight. Wankers
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Lowton has been excellent today, and Bennett has put in one of his better performances. Hopefully some signs there of an upward trend.
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Can't wait for Di Canio's post match comments!
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This machine kills Fascists
*Applause*
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Evening chaps, how good is this?
It's alright. We're nervously defending and trying to see out the last 10 minutes.
That bad?
That bad. This place has been like a morgue tonight.
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Can't wait for Di Canio's post match comments!
It won't be his fault.
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I just can't believe I've missed this. Bastard OFSTED.
Oh bloody hell, Lee... Good luck. We had ours a fortnight ago.
Now steady on please. Cough.....
Nothing personal Richard, but this is the first Home game I've missed in nearly 20 years apart from when I've been abroad simply because we got 'the call' at lunchtime today.
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I said Sunderland were shite and they are.
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Charlie for Gabby now too. Need Gabby at Norwich. Away his pace is crucial.
Spot on. Makes sense.
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whats the possession rate
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We're smokin'.
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One more goal and I expect Di Canio to sub his keeper
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nearly6!
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Can't wait for Di Canio's post match comments!
Same here, he was looking pretty chuffing pleased with himself in the pre-match interview.
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whats the possession rate
According to the Beeb, 61% in out favour with 16 shots at goal and 13 on target.
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I just can't believe I've missed this. Bastard OFSTED.
Oh bloody hell, Lee... Good luck. We had ours a fortnight ago.
Now steady on please. Cough.....
Nothing personal Richard, but this is the first Home game I've missed in nearly 20 years apart from when I've been abroad simply because we got 'the call' at lunchtime today.
Sorry you got the call today Lee, at least it wasn't me making it this time. Mind you, as you know, I lead college rather than schools inspections! They get a couple of days notice
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whats the possession rate
54%-46% to us according to ESPN tracker
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What have Sunderland managed to do to McClean and Danny Graham, they used to be good?
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I did predict before the game that Benteke could finish the top flight career of either Cuellar or O'Shea tonight......
The sheer awfulness of some of those Sunderland players has been truly exposed tonight. How is Phil bardsley still earning a crust at this level?
Delph has had a great second half. Sylla too vastly improved. Our two full backs have had their best games for the club tonight.
Wouldnt mind a 6th
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Oh this is wonderful.
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I'm glad I couldn't sleep and got up to watch live instead of watching the replay. What an awesome start to the day.
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Green and Savage praising the fans - said it sounded like 57000
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Well this is just what the doctor ordered isn't it :)
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whats the possession rate
54%-46% to us according to ESPN tracker
Don't care, the stat that counts is 5-1...
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whats the possession rate
A couple of minutes ago it was 60% - 40% for the second half
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I did predict before the game that Benteke could finish the top flight career of either Cuellar or O'Shea tonight......
The sheer awfulness of some of those Sunderland players has been truly exposed tonight. How is Phil bardsley still earning a crust at this level?
Delph has had a great second half. Sylla too vastly improved. Our two full backs have had their best games for the club tonight.
Wouldnt mind a 6th
That's about right I reckon.
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I often say about Munich, that the hard Winters we have make the Summers extra enjoyable. Exactly the same could be said about this performance, in the context of this season!
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whats the possession rate
54%-46% to us according to ESPN tracker
seems like 95% this half
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Tell you what, I wasn't overwhelmed by the signing of Sylla, given where he was coming from, but he's been pretty impressive.
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PDC, welcome to the Premiership, your honeymoon id over, reality is setting in ;)
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Bennett has been great tonight.
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Can we have an agreement of we lost 3-2 after leading 2-0 at 80 mins for Paulie please?
Oh and make sure he never watches us again? Ever
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6-1
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GABBY!!!!!!
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GET THE FUCK IN.
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6-1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GABBY
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GABBY!!!!!!!!! WHAT A NIGHT!
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SSIIIIXXXXX ABOVE THE TOON
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No, can't come any more, just dry humps now.
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whats the possession rate
54%-46% to us according to ESPN tracker
seems like 95% this half
ESPN is slow ... it's probably up to that by now.
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Good good lord. Good lord. I'm almost in tears here.
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Above the Toon!
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And that is a drubbing. Thank Christ.
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Never expected this!
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6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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and even gabby scores a one on one .....yyyessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
perfect fucking perfect
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And above the Geordies we go.
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Fuck me I thought he'd miss it
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THE HOMETOWN HERO!
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Cries.
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joe bennet has been excellent
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Wow. Just hope that has not used up all of the goals for the next 3 matches.
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Oh glory. Gabby wins a one-on-one? We've turned ten corners.
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Feck......"
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Fucking great sub Di Canio
Fucking great
******.
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six hahahaha
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Beat Yorkie's record. Well done lad!
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I honestly can't wipe this smile off my face. In sheer disbelief. Jizz everywhere.
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Spooge!!! Ooh er...
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And relax
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Is this a sign of things to come for next season?
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I've decamped to the kitchen to listen to R5.
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and the crowd chant "we want7"!
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And relax
theres always one who tries to bloody jinx it
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When did we last score six in a league game? Derby?
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Amazing night I have just danced around the kitchen and smashed a plate!
Woooah VILLA!!!!
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Is this a sign of things to come for next season?
It'll take a season or two but it's coming I tell ya.
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wow...is there anything else to add. How long have we ben waiting for this to happen? Unreal
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And relax
Ha ha!
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Newcastle avenged for buying 'our' French players and winning at VP. Those players have turned out to be merde.
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Facist bastard fuck off
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What a perfect night for us!
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joe bennet has been excellent
He has been sensational.
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I've decamped to the kitchen to listen to R5.
Alan Green and Lily in massive change of attitude towards the Villa in 90 minutes shocker. Us or Wigan to go down at the start of the night, now they are creaming themselves about us...
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Amazing night I have just danced around the kitchen and smashed a plate!
Woooah VILLA!!!!
How very greek of you!
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Cries.
Sorry leeg but I just burst out laughing at that.
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Is this a sign of things to come for next season?
It'll take a season or two but it's coming I tell ya.
It's coming mate, and if we can shift out the surplus and invest again in the right areas what a prospect this team will be
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I honestly can't wipe this smile off my face. In sheer disbelief. Jizz everywhere.
At Villa Park it probably looks like they turned on the pitch sprinklers early. ;D
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Im still nervous
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Lot of coming on here tonight...
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And they sing We're Aston Villa, we're taking the piss!
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I've decamped to the kitchen to listen to R5.
Alan Green and Lily in massive change of attitude towards the Villa in 90 minutes shocker. Us or Wigan to go down at the start of the night, now they are creaming themselves about us...
To be fair (spit) we'll have changed a lot of minds with this performance.
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Lets hope they play Nessun Dorma at the end ;)
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Wonderful fantastic evening !
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I feel like blarting from relief. I'm such a fucking child about the bloody Villa.
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how the fook sunderland were 40-1 to stay up before the game
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The only way this could possibly be better would be if there was one MON in the away dugout...
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Lowton has been impeccable. Best RB display tonight that I can remember from a villa player.
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Well, was going dry tonight but the good bottle of gin is out now.
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confindence booster
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The only way this could possibly be better would be if there was one MON in the away dugout...
Oh no, diNazio is even better.
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Lowton has been impeccable. Best RB display tonight that I can remember from a villa player.
A bit harsh on Alan Hutton that.
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Hold on Villa FFS. Stop pissing about!
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I'm sure Lambert has more class than me, but if I was there right now, I'd be putting on a big old pair of Kenny Everett hands and returning Di Canio's 'going down' act right in his face.
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Delighted with that, so happy.
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we've missed so many chances this year and given away so many sloppy goals. Yet under the surface as bad as it got at times, it was bubbling. Somebody was going to take a royal tonking at some point and Sunderland happened to get in the way.
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Front 3 on the board, a hat-trick, a 40 yard screamer... Gotta be happy with that.
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We battered them, battered them
DiCanio is an amateur
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Happy days, well done Lambert and co.
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Amazing night I have just danced around the kitchen and smashed a plate!
Woooah VILLA!!!!
How very greek of you!
I never liked it.
OOOH VILLAAAA!!!!
I'm completely unmoved
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is it Monday yet... i had a dream that we won 6-1. ahh well now back to reality.
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I can,t remember a happier day , I,m pissed now but I,m gonna go out and get myself.....absolutely soaking wet !....Thank God the bars here in Spain are open til the early hours ....I love you Villa , always have ...always will !.........Godzvilla !