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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: maidstonevillain on February 26, 2013, 09:26:27 AM

Title: Travel accelerators
Post by: maidstonevillain on February 26, 2013, 09:26:27 AM: Could we please have ones for the manager's office and the CEO's office. But preferably a bit longer please.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-21574253
Title: Re: Travel accelerators
Post by: Jimbo on February 26, 2013, 09:28:28 AM: I thought we already had one, leading to the Championship.
Title: Re: Travel accelerators
Post by: Brend'Watkins on February 26, 2013, 09:32:41 AM: How long before one of the many blubber revealing Geordies get stuck in that slide?
Title: Re: Travel accelerators
Post by: maidstonevillain on February 26, 2013, 09:48:59 AM: Quote from: Bren'd on February 26, 2013, 09:32:41 AM
How long before one of the many blubber revealing Geordies get stuck in that slide?

Or suffers beer belly friction burns.
Title: Re: Travel accelerators
Post by: levico on February 26, 2013, 10:29:27 AM: This is not serious surely? There will just a a big unsightly pile of fat Geordies at the foot of the slide.
Title: Re: Travel accelerators
Post by: danlanza on February 26, 2013, 10:37:45 AM: Surely they will have to weld four of those slides together to take the weight of those pie eating fat Geordies ?
Will they have to have a steward at the top and one at the bottom for health and safety reasons ?
And an instruction manual ? :D
Title: Re: Travel accelerators
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on February 26, 2013, 10:40:18 AM: I've checked and its not April the 1st?It's a disaster waiting to happen but as long as it's them getting hurt it could be quite amusing
Title: Re: Travel accelerators
Post by: danlanza on February 26, 2013, 10:43:57 AM: One slide is just not big enough.
Title: Re: Travel accelerators
Post by: eamonn on February 26, 2013, 12:17:02 PM: African car reversers + travel accelerators = From despair to where?
Title: Re: Travel accelerators
Post by: OCD on February 26, 2013, 11:21:42 PM: Quote from: levico on February 26, 2013, 10:29:27 AM
This is not serious surely? There will just a a big unsightly pile of fat Geordies at the foot of the slide.

More likely wedged in the slide.

I was looking for the date as it looked like an obvious April Fool's joke.