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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: PeterWithesShin on January 18, 2013, 02:33:25 PM

Title: Caption competition
Post by: PeterWithesShin on January 18, 2013, 02:33:25 PM
The one that amuses me the most by the end of the day wins a prize.

Don't get too excited though, it's only a DVD. Winner can choose from one the following films.

Solaris
Cloverfield
Fletch
Hitch
Shaun of the Dead
Inside Man



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Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: PeterWithesShin on January 18, 2013, 02:35:24 PM
Oh yeah, and the winner can either collect before a home game. Or if they don't get to many games i'll drop it in the post.
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: andyh on January 18, 2013, 02:37:19 PM
The Abominable snowman....spotted ! 
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: maidstonevillain on January 18, 2013, 02:39:35 PM
Bloody snow. Still can't see the midfield.
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Risso on January 18, 2013, 02:45:46 PM
"We pick ourselves up and we snow again."
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: paulcomben on January 18, 2013, 02:46:56 PM
Betcha wish yer snowman was Benteke.
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Clampy on January 18, 2013, 02:49:00 PM
Betcha wish yer snowman was Benteke.

Superb.....
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: ozzjim on January 18, 2013, 02:49:26 PM
"We pick ourselves up and we snow again."

Not happy that yours was very amusing.
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Tucson Villain on January 18, 2013, 02:59:22 PM
Brrrr....Christian Benteke.
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: bertlambshank on January 18, 2013, 03:01:01 PM
Brian Below sign's for the Villa shock!
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Darlo Dave on January 18, 2013, 03:04:21 PM
SNOOOOOW CHRISTIAN BENTEKE.... SNOOOOOW CHRISTIAN BENTEKE....
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: kipeye on January 18, 2013, 03:06:33 PM
'Mummy bring mittens?'
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: McGraths Dry Cleaning on January 18, 2013, 03:32:30 PM
During a training exercise entitled "Off the ball movement for beginners", Benteke keeps his cards close to his chest after a stationary Ireland gets hit with a special yellow snowball
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Chipsticks on January 18, 2013, 03:40:41 PM
"I'm freezing my Bentesticles off!"

That was shit. Sorry.
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Dr Butler on January 18, 2013, 03:44:13 PM
bet it's not snowing in London...
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Des Little on January 18, 2013, 03:45:15 PM
Fuck this...I'm off
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: richtheholtender on January 18, 2013, 04:16:02 PM
I have been hunting for days, his scent is in the air. I am on to you Glenn Johnson
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: SamTheMouse on January 18, 2013, 04:24:17 PM
"Putain! Eet is so cold in zis country de merde....zis tracksuit was red when I poot eet on."
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: SamTheMouse on January 18, 2013, 04:28:10 PM
Benteke smiled and tried to ignore it, but there was no getting away from it: Barry Bannan's coke habit was getting way out of control.
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Mister E on January 18, 2013, 04:31:24 PM
"Does my bum look big in this?"
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Mister E on January 18, 2013, 04:32:16 PM
"Where's Aled Jones when you need him?"
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Mister E on January 18, 2013, 04:33:06 PM
"So, let me get this right: if I were training with Wolves or WBA the snow'd be black, right?"
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Legion on January 18, 2013, 04:39:17 PM
"Boss, can I enter Dancing on Ice?"
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Drummond on January 18, 2013, 04:42:12 PM
Benteke: Surely even our midfield can spot me in this?

Lambert: Right lads, there' snow excuse, the boggies camouflage won't work in this weather....

Lerner:

Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: nigel on January 18, 2013, 05:35:28 PM
Betcha wish yer snowman was Benteke.

I think we've got a winner already  ;D

My effort is:

OOOOOOOOOH  C C C Christian  B B B Benteke
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Mortimer's Bear on January 18, 2013, 05:42:03 PM
"We pick ourselves up and we snow again."

My personal favourite.
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Tucson Villain on January 18, 2013, 05:43:19 PM
"We pick ourselves up and we snow again."

My personal favourite.

My favourite too.
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: kingstanding villa on January 18, 2013, 06:02:12 PM
Fuck me that snowmans moving faster than Richard Dunne.
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: villa `cross the mersey on January 18, 2013, 06:09:09 PM
"Where`s my care worker gone?"
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: TheTimVilla on January 18, 2013, 06:20:54 PM
Where are my balls?
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: BC54 VFC on January 18, 2013, 07:21:50 PM
Wipe that snow off the end of your nose.
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: silhillvilla on January 18, 2013, 07:28:40 PM
"fuck this, I'm off to jack a car"
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: ozzjim on January 18, 2013, 07:30:37 PM
They never told me why it was called pulling a whitey!!


Dunney.. any pies.. I'm ungry!
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: N'ZMAV on January 18, 2013, 07:34:15 PM
I feel like Emile.
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: N'ZMAV on January 18, 2013, 07:34:28 PM
"fuck this, I'm off to jack a car"
winner
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: danlanza on January 18, 2013, 07:45:38 PM
My shoulders, Sir Chris Hoys legs, whats going on ?
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: not3bad on January 18, 2013, 08:52:30 PM
"Haven't seen this much snow on a ball since Barry Bannan's last corner kick."
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Bottom Right 89 on January 18, 2013, 09:01:44 PM
Big C "Reminds me of the Chelsea game gaffer - eight below!"

PL "Club fine Benteke ya get ma DRIFT son! and why the fuck do you have Albrighton's trackie bottoms on?"



Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Louzie0 on January 18, 2013, 09:02:06 PM
Are you a Zombie as well or are you just pleased to see me?
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: levico on January 18, 2013, 09:30:33 PM
If we're relegated I'm off to Spain in the summer.
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Ian. on January 18, 2013, 11:15:46 PM
The next shot I put snow on it, get it your self
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: curiousorange on January 18, 2013, 11:19:47 PM
"Feels just like a game - I'm surrounded by flakes."
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: PGW on January 18, 2013, 11:20:54 PM
Big C "Reminds me of the Chelsea game gaffer - eight below!"

PL "Club fine Benteke ya get ma DRIFT son! and why the fuck do you have Albrighton's trackie bottoms on?"

Winner for me!!!


Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Fernando Partridge on January 18, 2013, 11:40:46 PM
Now i know how darren feels being left out in the cold
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: curiousorange on January 18, 2013, 11:45:16 PM
I can't see two feet in front of me...no wonder I'm always offside.
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: curiousorange on January 18, 2013, 11:47:43 PM
You think this is thick, you want to sit next to Agbonlahor in the dressing room.
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: PeterWithesShin on January 19, 2013, 12:08:21 AM
There were some cracking entries, quite a few were contenders. However, after much deliberation, this is the winner. Congrats Paul. And thanks everyone for entering. Watch out for further chances to win some great prizes. Which will probably be another DVD!

Betcha wish yer snowman was Benteke.
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: paulcomben on January 19, 2013, 10:03:23 AM
Thanks very much. An honour.
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Mortimer's Bear on January 19, 2013, 10:09:58 AM
You think this is thick, you want to sit next to Agbonlahor in the dressing room.

A fine effort!
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: PeterWithesShin on January 19, 2013, 10:10:25 AM
Thanks very much. An honour.

I've sent you a PM about claiming your prize Paul.
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