Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: PeterWithesShin on January 18, 2013, 02:33:25 PM
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The one that amuses me the most by the end of the day wins a prize.
Don't get too excited though, it's only a DVD. Winner can choose from one the following films.
Solaris
Cloverfield
Fletch
Hitch
Shaun of the Dead
Inside Man
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/EnglishPride2004/benteke-1_zps100e4ee0.jpg)
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Oh yeah, and the winner can either collect before a home game. Or if they don't get to many games i'll drop it in the post.
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The Abominable snowman....spotted !
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Bloody snow. Still can't see the midfield.
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"We pick ourselves up and we snow again."
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Betcha wish yer snowman was Benteke.
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Betcha wish yer snowman was Benteke.
Superb.....
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"We pick ourselves up and we snow again."
Not happy that yours was very amusing.
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Brrrr....Christian Benteke.
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Brian Below sign's for the Villa shock!
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SNOOOOOW CHRISTIAN BENTEKE.... SNOOOOOW CHRISTIAN BENTEKE....
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'Mummy bring mittens?'
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During a training exercise entitled "Off the ball movement for beginners", Benteke keeps his cards close to his chest after a stationary Ireland gets hit with a special yellow snowball
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"I'm freezing my Bentesticles off!"
That was shit. Sorry.
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bet it's not snowing in London...
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Fuck this...I'm off
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I have been hunting for days, his scent is in the air. I am on to you Glenn Johnson
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"Putain! Eet is so cold in zis country de merde....zis tracksuit was red when I poot eet on."
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Benteke smiled and tried to ignore it, but there was no getting away from it: Barry Bannan's coke habit was getting way out of control.
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"Does my bum look big in this?"
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"Where's Aled Jones when you need him?"
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"So, let me get this right: if I were training with Wolves or WBA the snow'd be black, right?"
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"Boss, can I enter Dancing on Ice?"
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Benteke: Surely even our midfield can spot me in this?
Lambert: Right lads, there' snow excuse, the boggies camouflage won't work in this weather....
Lerner:
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Betcha wish yer snowman was Benteke.
I think we've got a winner already ;D
My effort is:
OOOOOOOOOH C C C Christian B B B Benteke
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"We pick ourselves up and we snow again."
My personal favourite.
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"We pick ourselves up and we snow again."
My personal favourite.
My favourite too.
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Fuck me that snowmans moving faster than Richard Dunne.
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"Where`s my care worker gone?"
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Where are my balls?
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Wipe that snow off the end of your nose.
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"fuck this, I'm off to jack a car"
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They never told me why it was called pulling a whitey!!
Dunney.. any pies.. I'm ungry!
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I feel like Emile.
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"fuck this, I'm off to jack a car"
winner
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My shoulders, Sir Chris Hoys legs, whats going on ?
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"Haven't seen this much snow on a ball since Barry Bannan's last corner kick."
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Big C "Reminds me of the Chelsea game gaffer - eight below!"
PL "Club fine Benteke ya get ma DRIFT son! and why the fuck do you have Albrighton's trackie bottoms on?"
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Are you a Zombie as well or are you just pleased to see me?
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If we're relegated I'm off to Spain in the summer.
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The next shot I put snow on it, get it your self
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"Feels just like a game - I'm surrounded by flakes."
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Big C "Reminds me of the Chelsea game gaffer - eight below!"
PL "Club fine Benteke ya get ma DRIFT son! and why the fuck do you have Albrighton's trackie bottoms on?"
Winner for me!!!
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Now i know how darren feels being left out in the cold
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I can't see two feet in front of me...no wonder I'm always offside.
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You think this is thick, you want to sit next to Agbonlahor in the dressing room.
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There were some cracking entries, quite a few were contenders. However, after much deliberation, this is the winner. Congrats Paul. And thanks everyone for entering. Watch out for further chances to win some great prizes. Which will probably be another DVD!
Betcha wish yer snowman was Benteke.
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Thanks very much. An honour.
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You think this is thick, you want to sit next to Agbonlahor in the dressing room.
A fine effort!
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Thanks very much. An honour.
I've sent you a PM about claiming your prize Paul.