Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 08, 2012, 03:55:12 PM
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When will Alex McLeish stop being referred to in the media as 'ex Birmingham City manager'?
Or will he become 'ex Villa manager' before he loses this unhappy moniker.
'One time Smiths frontman' Morrissey left the band in 1987. 'Ex Beatle', Paul McCartney hasn't been one of the Fab Four for 42 years.
When will it ever end?
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Morrissey
There's an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the Tunneling Electron Microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building block of our universe. If I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your 'ex-' trauma.
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I know you shouldn't reply to a question with another question but it's not an ex thing that puzzles me. My queston would be when can we officially start saying 'Wembley' instead of 'The New Wembley'. It had some amusement when Liverpool had never played at TNW but I can't see the reason to carry on now. Do kids get together in parks now and play a more updated version the game we just called Wembley and call it 'The New Wembley'? Sorry that's two questions.
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Stop trying to blame the media.
Blame Lerner for appointing an ex-Blues manager.
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I would prefer him to be revered to as...
The ex Aston Villa and Birmingham City manager
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What about Martinoneill'ssunderland?
And when did Frank Lampard stop being Frank Lampard Junior? I still call him that sometimes.
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What about Martinoneill'ssunderland?
And when did Frank Lampard stop being Frank Lampard Junior? I still call him that sometimes.
I just call him FAT.
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Stop calling ex Dogshit mismanager on the pasty faced sun dodging ginga non grata.
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I would prefer him to be revered to as...
The ex Aston Villa and Birmingham City manager
Applause.
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I still call coins 'new pence'.
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Morrissey
There's an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the Tunneling Electron Microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building block of our universe. If I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your 'ex-' trauma.
Is that sarcasm I detect Rupert?
Well, try this with your microscope...
Alex McLeish - four syllables.
It is uncanny how many of Aston Villa's long standing managers' names have four syllables:
Here's just a few from the top of my head: Martin O Neill, Graham Taylor, John Gregory, David O Lear, The Big Fat Ron, Ronald Saunders, Mister Vic Crowe.
Coincidence? I think not pencil breath.
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Nothing has wound me up more since Billy McNeill.
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Morrissey
There's an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the Tunneling Electron Microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building block of our universe. If I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your 'ex-' trauma.
Is that sarcasm I detect Rupert?
Well, try this with your microscope...
Alex McLeish - four syllables.
It is uncanny how many of Aston Villa's long standing managers' names have four syllables:
Here's just a few from the top of my head: Martin O Neill, Graham Taylor, John Gregory, David O Lear, The Big Fat Ron, Ronald Saunders, Mister Vic Crowe.
David O'Leary has 5 syllables, you giant mong.
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Pig-nosed numpty has four.
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Sack the twat now, also as four sillythingies.
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Hopefully we'll hear on the wireless that the former Blose mananger of Aston Villa has been sacked.
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We can only hope kid!
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How many f"%king sack the manager threads do we need!!!!!
Every other thread turns into a let's slag off McLeish thread. He's not my favourite Manager either but I think we've got the point now. Mods, can you stop this shit othwerwise you're just going to keep driving away people who have supported H&V's for many years.
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You bastard Fletch, I was itching to use that at an appropriate juncture. ;-)
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You bastard Fletch, I was itching to use that at an appropriate juncture. ;-)
I can't believe I avoided the use of the typical microscope/small cock robust reply.
Only on the grounds that Fletch has got such a complex about his chipolata obviously.
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How many f"%king sack the manager threads do we need!!!!!
Every other thread turns into a let's slag off McLeish thread. He's not my favourite Manager either but I think we've got the point now. Mods, can you stop this shit othwerwise you're just going to keep driving away people who have supported H&V's for many years.
Perhaps if you ignored threads that don't interest you and bumped them up to the top of the list?
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Morrissey
There's an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the Tunneling Electron Microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building block of our universe. If I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your 'ex-' trauma.
Best Frasier quote there is.
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Morrissey
There's an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the Tunneling Electron Microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building block of our universe. If I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your 'ex-' trauma.
Best Frasier quote there is.
There's been a few.
My favourite was when Eddie was staring at him.
'Eddie, i'm normally a patient man, but right now I could kick a kitten through a fan.'
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Morrissey
There's an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the Tunneling Electron Microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building block of our universe. If I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your 'ex-' trauma.
Best Frasier quote there is.
There's been a few.
My favourite was when Eddie was staring at him.
'Eddie, i'm normally a patient man, but right now I could kick a kitten through a fan.'
I always liked the one where someone asks him how long he's been waiting in a queue.
"Time is irrelevant here in the Seventh Circle of Hell. Here even despair dies."
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How many f"%king sack the manager threads do we need!!!!!
Every other thread turns into a let's slag off McLeish thread. He's not my favourite Manager either but I think we've got the point now. Mods, can you stop this shit othwerwise you're just going to keep driving away people who have supported H&V's for many years.
Perhaps if you ignored threads that don't interest you and bumped them up to the top of the list?
Where did I say the thread didn't interest me? It just turned into another sack the manager thread.
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If someone has a season ticket for a number of years and then stops, will friends and family refer to them as "Ex. Villa season ticket holder [insert name]" and if so how many years will it last?
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If someone has a season ticket for a number of years and then stops, will friends and family refer to them as "Ex. Villa season ticket holder [insert name]" and if so how many years will it last?
I'm an ex-season ticket holder! I also have an ex-wife (as well as new one!), 3 children from my ex and two with my new, I also have a an ex brother in law and now a new brother in law. Oh when will it all end..............................
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my beef is when Villa are air brushed out of player's careers, eg. Paul Merson former Arsenal & Middlesbro player or Andy Gray former Everton & Wolves man (actually I'm alright with that one)
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But then again there's ex Villa players I'm quite happy to not be associated with the club. Such as ex Tottenham player David Ginola, ex Forest player Steve Hodge and ex Wimbledon player John Fashanu.
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How much longer do we have to wait before we see the words Ex Football Club Birmingham City?
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How much longer do we have to wait before we see the words Ex Football Club Birmingham City?
At last! Some light shines through the gloom. It took an old timer to do so. The youngsters have not got the stamina.
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How much longer do we have to wait before we see the words Ex Football Club Birmingham City?
Despite the cheeriness of the question, I still objecy the use of the phrase 'football club' in relation to that shower of shite.
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How much longer do we have to wait before we see the words Ex Football Club Birmingham City?
Despite the cheeriness of the question, I still objecy the use of the phrase 'football club' in relation to that shower of shite.
I think they are officially bankers now they are the bitches of HSBC. Always were a bunch of Barclays.
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Midland bank became part of HSBC if I recall. HSBC has BCFC by the bollocks.
Anyone remember the Midland bank sign?
(http://www.jrholocollection.com/collection/images/RHS/RHSMidland%20Bank.jpg)
Look familiar?